Xiu Erdai's daily essays

07064 - Persistent fur

Fortunately, the big brother couldn't hear the communication in my little friends' brains, so he gave me a detailed explanation—maybe he would still give it after hearing it, and that little interruption was not enough to shake his planned speech content.

Eldest brother: "I told you that one of the reasons why I chose the profession of sword cultivator is the master sword cultivator of Yunxia, ​​so if I am this profession, then I will be the easiest to mix with the majority faction. In the same way, it is the easiest to provoke the public What are the most enduring topics of concern? Essentially, they are interests, but if you break them down a bit, you will find money, rights, sex, etc., and put them into literary and artistic themes, including war, class conflicts, love, etc., and then we Putting sex and love together is a scandal."

Me: "If you 'put it together', maybe both Hehuanzong and Yuelaoxian will have opinions?"

Eldest brother: "Bao inquiring is definitely okay. The Yuelao line is usually regarded as a small group of weirdos. As a second-rate sect, its influence in the mortal world is greater than in the cultivation world. The influence of the Hehuan Sect is undoubtedly top-notch, but their There is too much dirty water, and it will be too affected when doing business."

Eldest brother: "The image of Bao inquired is mostly unserious, but when necessary, they can be serious, such as when you and my ancestors are reporting twice the transformation of gods. Because at that time, as soon as Bao inquired's technical strength was revealed, they would put People stopped."

Big brother: "Acacia sect also has technology, but the technology of Hehuan sect is too emotional, and it is difficult to achieve unity when there are too many people; while Baodao's technology is a rational flow. Science and engineering technology is too regular and clear, and it is the level at which level it has reached , there is no room for distorted speech.”

Senior Brother: "Bao Inquirer's consistently unscrupulous image allows them to easily gather a large number of audiences, and after the gathering, they can throw away the unscrupulous skin and reveal their solid skills. Those skills are recognized by everyone as powerful, but there are few people in daily life. Personally, I have the patience to study carefully, but when I was gathered together by Bao inquired, I followed the rhythm of Bao inquired and focused on it."

Big brother: "This is a very great guiding force."

Eldest brother: "Although Bao inquired that it was only a second-rate sect from the day it was established, its core was split from Kunlun. Even though the division only took away a little bit of the Kunlun Huashen Mahayana level, but occasionally It can really reveal a bit of temperament beyond the conventional second-rate sect."

Eldest brother: "The most interesting thing is that Baoda Ting has been separated from Kunlun for so many generations, even though they have almost forgotten the foundation of the school, but they have never lost their superficial temperament. After two big levels The temperament of fur, I don’t understand, I don’t know how to preserve it, but it is preserved.”

07065-may need to study Moe

Eldest brother: "This is not the same thing as the legacy left after the sects such as the Peeping Heaven Sect and Qi Sect are downgraded. The sects that have dropped the level are equivalent to having a complete cake. After the level has dropped, only a few pieces are left A piece of cake; I heard that there was only a little cake crumbs in the first place, but after many generations, there are still a little cake crumbs. It’s like a stubborn disease rooted in genes that can’t be erased.”

Me: "Assuming you're not crooked, what do you mean, gossip is to you just like that unscrupulous layer of inquisitive skin that can be thrown away when needed?"

Eldest brother: "That's almost what it means. A characteristic that blends with the public. Too cold and perfect is not suitable for being the head. The head needs to be down-to-earth."

Me: "But you already have black spots such as helping relatives and not helping relatives, arresting and taking advantage of whom, and being a control freak."

Eldest brother: "Is it the same thing for you to taste these things and gossip?"

Me: "These are too serious, and the gossip is more lace. These stick to you too tightly, and you can't just throw them away. The gossip is more suitable for a disguise without sequelae. But why did you choose the gossip? There are many people-friendly features, such as Zhou Zongmen Your laziness, Elder Yue Yidu's excessive worry, why did you choose a scandal that requires a partner?"

Big brother: "This is not all my choice, but the best item in front of me when I need to choose. I mainly adapt. It is better to choose gossip than to choose too fast, honey, and take advantage of whoever you team up with." Who waits, be gentle."

Xiao Sui: "Actually, the senior brother has no gentle traits at all, and the gossip is already the worst of the bunch. He wants to be a cute mascot, a beckoning cat, but even if he is given a skill tree imitating embroidery , he couldn’t pretend either.”

That's why he is so proactive this time and wants to participate in my cat chain store, in order to imbue my mascot features and the natural cuteness of cats?Maybe his inner demons have crossed to this link.

Xiao Sui: "..."

All right, since he needs it, that's fine.

Xiao Sui struggled: "I think that apart from learning to be cute, Jiang Weixiao can also learn to be a subordinate. He became a big brother too early, and the head of Zhou pushed him too hastily, resulting in Jiang Weixiao not having sufficient grassroots work. Experience, not knowing how much trouble a leader’s whims can bring to grassroots employees, he should learn.”

Well... don't talk about senior brother, even the head of the sect often faces troubles brought by the whims of the elders.

07066-Only bright surface

"I don't care if you do it well or not, anyway, I will see results tomorrow." This is what the elders can say.Is it the same tune as the leader's head-slapping in the middle of the night?

In the final analysis, in the realm of comprehension, the position of head is not the highest leader at all, but should be described as the chief steward, which is similar to the status of the little follower in my world.

Considering the number of times the big brother helped the seniors take the blame, although he has never done the most basic work, he understands the desire to draw the leadership.And after understanding, whether he chooses to be considerate of the grassroots employees, try not to assign unimaginable tasks, or transfer his unhappiness and poke at the pain points of the grassroots employees, it only depends on the character of the senior brother and his work experience irrelevant.

Some people will compare their hearts to each other, and some people will feel the pain.After the former suffers, they will try their best to prevent others from suffering the same; after the latter suffers, they just have the idea of ​​stepping others into more suffering.

Eldest brother doesn't count either, he is a pure interest supremacist.Whether suffering or not, they are all pawns. If there are benefits, big benefits, and continuous huge benefits, he will do it.

If there is no bottom line of Yunxiazong, the elder brother can include all the money and rights in the penalty in his action plan and finish it carefully.It's scumbag.The only suspense is, when his crimes were exposed and arrested, was his biggest crime economic or political?It should be the latter, after all, the latter has a higher starting point and upper limit.

But it is more likely that he will usurp the country and become the supreme rule-maker, then he will not be arrested for any crimes. At most, the history books will reprimand him in the future... Not necessarily, many behaviors will be cast aside by ordinary people. Fang Wang has medals on his body, he is planning for a rainy day, he is saving the common people, and he is making great things regardless of the small details.The fact that great treachery can also lead to great good.

But in fact, with Yunxiazong as the bottom line, the senior brother can only rack his brains every day for the various demands of the elders, satisfying them one by one and making a firm profit.I don't know whether this constraint is a loss or a gain for him.

Xiao Sui looked indifferent: "Oh, Jiang Weixiao is so angry and only looks good? Then he is quite miserable. You can give him some sympathy and preferential treatment."

The faint fat bird that was picked up at the Peeping Sky Gate was already awake. It didn't seem surprised by the sudden arrival in Xiaosui's space, and it didn't even show any discomfort at being held in isolation.It only took a few more glances at a few cats, and after finding that none of the cats could enter its isolation area, it rested in peace.

Judging from the aura, the fat bird is a little weak.Xiao Sui couldn't see that there were unhealthy things in his space, so he made the concentration of aura in Fat Bird's isolation area higher to facilitate its absorption.

07067-chubby

I asked Wu Yi what the origin of this fat bird was, and he only said, "This is a good thing for you."

Me: "You peeped at Tianmen to send me? To make up for my shock from your sect's internal performance?"

Wu Yi: "No. Anyway, I haven't seen any disciple of our Gutianmen raise this kind of bird, and the aura on it is not the style of Gutianmen."

Under my strong request, Wu Yi still agreed to help me send the video of the fat bird to the Tianmen Intranet, so that the disciples of the Tianmen can identify whether it is raised by Tianmen.Then Wu Yi just gave me feedback:

"Those who have practiced beast control and raised pets all replied, it's not theirs, this is a small alien spirit beast. Judging from the aura, it should be wild. You can deal with it as you like. Everyone thinks this is a good thing for you."

Me: "'Everyone' is... how many people are included? What is the highest level of cultivation?"

Wu Yi: "Greater than three, not lower than Jindan. Do I need to calculate everything carefully?"

Me: "Oh, no, I think I understand your expectations for fun."

Wu Yi: "No, what we expect is 'sure'."

I took out the qi training level fat bird that had almost recovered, and held it in front of the elder brother: "This is a wild bird that I just picked up in the Sky Gate, I don't know why I picked it up, there is more than one person in the Sky Gate Say it’s a good thing for me. I think what’s good for me might be good for you too? Plus you’re just in need of cuteness, so why don’t you raise it?”

Eldest brother: "How many days?"

Me: "You can keep it if you want. You know, there are a lot of cats in my space, and a mouse is already miserable. There is no need to add a weak bird that can't fly stably. Although it has training Qi level, in theory, should be able to defeat a mortal cat, but the hairball protects its weaknesses, and it is mostly for the cats to bully the birds."

Eldest brother: "It may be really a good thing to see the good things about you recognized by many people in Tianmen, so I will be happy."

The elder brother lifted the fat bird on his shoulder, and said by the way, "What's its name?"

Me: "I just asked it, and it said it has no name, you can take one."

Eldest brother: "This is your joy, you take it, I share it."

Me: "That's called Xiaopang."

Pei Kong: "What if it loses weight after a while?"

That name would commemorate the size it once was, and remind it not to repeat the same mistakes.Or you can change a name.

The elder brother touched Fat Bird's feather with his fingers: "Did you hear that, little fat, do you have any objections to this name?"

Fatty chirped.

Me: "It said yes, no objection."