Xiu Erdai's daily essays

07012 - IQ Screener

Shen Jinyu: "The old gentle township can barely be regarded as the soup that people who can't eat the meat of the Acacia sect can just eat. It mainly attracts useless monks who are not motivated or have given up on themselves, while the new gentle township... is getting more and more popular. Attracts demons."

Shen Jinyu: "There are too many demons gathering. Facing the prey that is full of space and can be tortured at will, they plan to use it more thoroughly. The old gentle town attracted a secret realm. Although it failed in the end, the old gentle town seemed to be able to swallow it for a while. After eating that secret realm, the demons wondered if Xin Wenrouxiang could also attract a big guy?"

Shen Jinyu: "The demons hit it off with the current upper management of Xinrou Township. While the new managers have made Xinrouxiang Township rotten, they are also dissatisfied with outsiders' evaluation of Xinrouxiang Township as inferior to the old Wenrouxiang Township. They want to prove that Xinrouxiang Township Wenrou Township is better, and I want to attract more donors with a better reputation."

Shen Jinyu: "They don't spend much time on improving the quality of their products, they only plan to spend money on publicity. As long as the publicity is colorful and the money from the bad guys is cheated, they don't care if the bad guys are dissatisfied in the future. Anyway, this group of bad guys If you've been cheated, there will be another batch. The trash who are disliked by the Acacia Sect and can only come to Ruanxiang will not have a long lifespan, so you don't need to plan long-term and long-term. If you have wine today, you can get drunk today."

Me: "I think you insulted the famous sentence."

Shen Jinyu laughed: "I can have a place in the new gentle township because they thought I got the biggest benefit before the old gentle township collapsed, but when they couldn't get any benefits from me for a long time, they couldn't find it. After the method killed me, they alienated me. Now I can only be sure that the demons have set up a summoning formation in Xinrou Township, and they have clearly told everyone in Xinrou Township that this formation will bring huge benefits .”

Shen Jinyu: "The benefits of the secret realm."

Shen Jinyu: "Of course, how they publicize is secondary. The key point is that many of Xinrou Township, including long-term residents and foreign guests, believe it and wait for the benefits to come with great expectations."

Shen Jinyu: "Xin Wenrou Township's business method is really an amazing IQ filter. It gathers all the stupid and greedy wastes together, and then it is convenient to squeeze them out. Thanks to them, I have great confidence in my future development. They all have more self-confidence—although they are not as good as Damen sect disciples, it is impossible for me to be like them. The disgusting energy makes me unable to lie down."

07013 - Internal consumption of dross

Shen Jinyu: "I don't know the specifics of the demonic activities in the mortal world. I only see the public information about the mortal world's information. As for the large-scale demon lurking activities, it is unlikely that the mortal world officials have absolutely conclusive evidence. It is guaranteed to be announced before the public panics, and besides, I doubt that what the demons do can provide the mortal world with a solid chain of logic and evidence, after all, many times the demons themselves do not know what they are doing."

Shen Jinyu: "But I speculate that if the demons also want to make a summoning array in the mortal world, the time for this idea should be after they started their hands in Xinrouxiang. They first saw the success in Xinrouxiang Hope, and then greedily feel that the scope of Xinrouxiang is too small, so I want to attack the mortal world as well."

Shen Jinyu: "Weak mortals can be used as furnaces for greedy demons. In fact, some of the furnaces in Xinrou Township are used by mortals. Relying on side-by-side pills can make mortals stable The spiritual energy environment in the body is out of balance, and the feeling of spiritual power is faked. The fool gold master can't tell the difference between real and fake spiritual power, and those mortals who have been stimulated with fake spiritual power..."

Shen Jinyu: "They will feel the pleasure of floating. It is a more intense pleasure than inhaling contraband in the mortal world. It relies on burning life and destroying the body to support an unbalanced aura environment, which will allow the person concerned to control the world and everything in the world. All crawling under one's own feet, the illusion of omnipotence."

Shen Jinyu: "For the pleasure, many people are willing to cooperate with Xin Wenrouxiang, and some even grab the spots at a high price and use the spots as a way to show off. The rich second generation who have money and have nothing to spend, have been silent in the entertainment industry for too long. A brilliant star, an artist who has been suffering from no inspiration for too long... There are too many, a small seduction, a few examples, can attract countless consumables to follow."

Shen Jinyu: "Personally, I think this has removed a lot of dross from the mortal world in disguise. Anyway, even if they don't fall into the trap of demons, they will go on other paths of no return."

Me: "However, how do you ensure that it's all internal consumption among scum? How do you ensure that they won't get out of the circle?"

Shen Jinyu: "Xin Wenrou Township has a high degree of closure. This is a closure achieved by serious people who actively avoid it. If the demonic summoning formation is established in the mortal world, it may form a closed area again. It depends on whether the mortal world dares to be like that." The realm of comprehension has let Xin Wenrouxiang let go of the territory of the demon circle."

Shen Jinyu used his spiritual power to draw a pattern in the air: "This is the summoning formation map in Xinrou Township. The overall array of Xinrou Township was built based on the template I took out. Since then, the people of Xinrou Township have not moved at all , so it is easy for me to detect and extract them when they add new arrays or transform them, so I can provide you with more accurate information about arrays. But the way of thinking of demons has always been weird. Summoning, in addition to arrays and furnace tributes There may be other ancillary items, as well as similar items in the mortal world."

Shen Jinyu: "However, the summoning array should basically have this shape everywhere. There may be some changes in details or duplication errors, but laymen should be able to see the overall similarity at a glance. If you look at it, you may ignore the similarity of the overall appearance because you pay too much attention to the weird mistakes and omissions inside."

07014-Beauty Tumen

Shen Jinyu: "This thing must only look at the appearance, don't think about its function or spiritual operation, thinking will only bias the professionals. Treat it as a decorative pattern or illegal graffiti, and paint it on it after seeing it Make a fork."

Shen Jinyu: "After destroying the appearance, the gang of demons will rush to make amends, and then arrest them on the grounds of destroying the urban environment. This excuse will definitely not cause panic. Anyway, the demons dress up, saying that they are non-mainstream rebellious young people It's not against the peace."

Me: "I will relay your judgment and solution to the mortal world officials."

Shen Jinyu: "The mortal world is easy to make a fuss, and always likes to work hard to control the world to be absolutely peaceful, but in fact, how traumatic can chaos be?"

Me: "The beheading of a monk does not necessarily have sequelae. Ordinary people who have an arm cut off may suffer for life. Of course, the more vulnerable groups need better protection. No matter how you kill cockroaches, their population vitality will not be shaken, but humans can be like cockroaches. Live so confidently?"

Shen Jinyu: "Could you pick something nice when you make an analogy? Are monks and cockroaches in the same category?"

Me: "As far as the tenacity of life is concerned, forget it?"

Shen Jinyu: "Excuse me? What is the reproductive ability of cockroaches? Can monks compare?"

Co-author, are you accusing me that my monk is not as good as a cockroach, and that I am not worthy to be compared with a cockroach?

I took out a picture of a beauty.Produced by Elder Dou Wei of the Hehuan Sect, there are 98 other copies of this picture, which once led me and my companions into multiple secret realms in succession.

Shen Jinyu had another indifferent face: "It's very beautiful. It's very Acacia. But I want a three-dimensional one, and portraits are useless."

Me: "This picture is not for looking at." I suspended the picture in front of Shen Jinyu, so that the eyes of the beauty in the picture were at the same level as Shen Jinyu's, and then pushed a new cat service robot I made into Xiaosui space In the array of other pictures of beauties of the same style, I watched the service robot fall from the picture of beauties in front of Shen Jinyu into Shen Jinyu's arms.That beauty picture became the door for Xiaosui Space to Shen Jinyu's secret realm.

——I have tried it before, and the service robot cannot be directly taken out here without the help of a medium.

Shen Jinyu caught the serving robot. Even though I didn't explain it, he seemed to be aware of the situation, but the first thing he said was: "Why does the expression of this magic weapon look so unpleasant?"

People who have suffered at the hands of the big brother may think so.

Me: "You try to push it back to the beauty picture."

Shen Jinyu threw the serving robot to the beauty map, and the serving robot passed through the map and returned to the small room smoothly.And at this time, it seems that the Beauty Tumen is more stable than when I just took it out.

07015-Under the premise of ensuring safety

The myriad lizard slowly crawled to the side of the beauty drawing, and stretched out its claws to touch the surface of the beauty drawing. The beauty drawing was shaken by the many-legged lizard, and the multi-legged lizard's claws did not pass through the beauty drawing and entered the small follower.

I threw a pebble through the door of the beauty map and fell onto the head of the lizard. The lizard pressed the pebble and pushed it towards the map of beauty, but the pebble only slid on the surface of the map of beauty after touching it, and did not come back. to Xiao Sui.

Shen Jinyu asked the multi-legged lizard to give him the pebble, and then he threw the pebble towards the beauty picture, and the pebble returned to Xiao Sui.

Myriad Lizard: "Hey..."

Shen Jinyu ignored it, fiddled with the service robot I gave him again for a while, and asked: "What is its function? Why can't it move?"

Me: "It should be because of energy. I haven't installed batteries or spirit stones for it. In my space, it relies on my aura to move, and here, probably only you can provide it with energy."

Shen Jinyu: "I offered it. There is a resistance that prevents my spiritual power from matching it."

I handed the items of the Acacia Sect to Shen Jinyu through the Beauty Tumen, and said: "I only know that the resistance must not come from me, I gave it to you sincerely. If there is no accident, wait until I leave this place." After the secret realm, the Beauty Tumen should still be usable, and then you can tell me what you need, and I will transfer it to you. Of course, you have to pay."

Shen Jinyu: "What do you think I can pay you?"

Me: "Isn't this secret realm your greatest wealth? Oh, by the way, it may be because your secret realm prevents you from driving the servant robot. Your secret realm requires all your spiritual power to support it, and you cannot share it with others. Other toys, or, it thinks it might break if divided."

Me: "Your secret realm is still too young to take risks easily."

Me: "But on the other hand, all the things it allows you to do should be judged by it to be absolutely non-threatening to its survival. Including the entry of the myriad lizard and me, as well as your external communications, and pictures of beauties door and what comes in through the door of the Beauty Picture."

Me: "The beauty picture gate is directly connected to my storage space, but the beauty picture set itself can be an alternative ticket for many secret realms. That is, the beauty picture can also connect to many other secret realms. I'm not sure if there will be any Which secret realm is suddenly connected to your secret realm, but since your secret realm dares to take this risk, maybe even if it is connected, it will be safe?"