Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06996-Slag

Two days later, I hugged back from my senior brother my love for my senior brother.Before we parted, he coaxed and asked the elder brother: "Are you really unwilling to support me for a long time?"

Eldest brother: "I'm not interested in pets. If you weren't handed over to me by Junior Brother Lin, and you said from the beginning that you would only keep them for two days, I wouldn't accept your occupation of my time."

Counseling: "You only took care of me for Pei Lin's sake? It has nothing to do with me at all?"

Big Brother: "Yes."

Counseling: "But Pei Lin didn't say a reason when he asked you to take care of me, and he didn't give me to you because it was inconvenient to raise me. He just gave me to you to play with when he suddenly remembered. He thinks you raise me It will show him fun things to see."

Eldest brother: "It is my pursuit to make my beautiful junior brother happy. The beautiful junior sees me raising you to the fullest in the past two days, and even if I continue to raise you, I will not be able to bring more fun to the beautiful junior brother, so I am not interested in continuing to raise you." Yes. Even if you forcefully follow me, I will hand you over to Beast Control Peak, lock you up, or sell you."

Counseling scolded 'scumbag' while getting into the little suit and crying.

You're scolding for no reason. Eldest brother never said he would support you for a long time, right?It was agreed at the beginning that it would be two days, and you offered your love casually, how could you scold someone because the other party didn't accept it?You should reflect on your lack of charm and failure to shake the indifference of the big brother.

Tang Gao licked Counsel's hair and comforted him: "Human beings are like this."

Rhubarb was puzzled: "Countup earned two days of careful care, no loss. There is no such delicate care as Jiang Weixiao in Pei Lin Space. Isn't it supposed to be happy to enjoy two days by accident? Why is Counselor sad? Is it two days?" It takes Jiang Weixiao as its master? Does it still have the reserve of a wild cat?"

Spot: "Counseling has always been difficult to understand. Jiang Weixiao is very innocent, but he met an idiot cat when he did some good deeds."

Really innocent?Didn't the elder brother really seduce the counselor on purpose and then abandon it?Deliberately briefly showing me 'scum' to make me more wary of him?

Pei Kong: "Jiang Weixiao has a lot of scumbag behaviors. You heard countless gossips. Is it necessary for Jiang Weixiao to demonstrate it on a cat?"

Pei Jianzhuo: "Unless you handed over the advice to Jiang Weixiao just to ask him to demonstrate?"

06997-mind connection

Did I ask when I handed in the cat?

Pei Kong: "We may not be able to see if there is any implied transaction between the two of you. Some ideas have not yet formed in your mind, so your spirit treasures and beasts can't perceive them, but Jiang Weixiao may Catch the thread of infancy, know what you expect one step before you do, and satisfy you."

Pei Kong: "If it wasn't for you, would Jiang Weixiao simply have nothing to do to tease the cat? The one he was teasing was a mortal cat? Can you believe that Jiang Weixiao spends two days doing something of no benefit?"

It's not worth the big brother to spend two days just to tease me.

Pei Jianzhuo: "No, if you have more time while doing other things and amuse you by the way, it is still possible to spend two days; but even if Jiang Weixiao has a lot of time, it is unlikely to spend it on cats, there is that In his spare time, he might as well sort it out and find out if he has more work to do."

Fuqiu: "Unless there's something special that we haven't discovered."

Pei Bing: "Such as connecting to a secret realm?"

Counseling to shrink his body as small as possible.Three kittens climbed onto it and looked around.Xiao Sui spoke with a dangerous tone: "The mind is connected? Catch the end of the thread in advance and satisfy the master?"

Pei Kong: "... This topic has passed, and now we have come to the part of guessing the peculiarity of love."

Xiao Sui first calmly concluded: "There is nothing special about Counselor." Then he looked at me, "What does the master want to get from getting along with Senior Brother?"

...I really don't know, I just suddenly thought it might be interesting for the elder brother to take care of the cat.Obviously, small animals are very sensitive to danger, and wild cats are more likely to be startled. They are particularly timid because of their cowardice. In the aura that is extremely easy to trigger guards, they are so cowardly to the senior brother in two days. Trust depends on...

It's amazing.

Pei Bing: "When the senior brother needs someone to have a good impression of him, isn't it always smooth? The senior brother has always been good at attacking the heart. He is keen to grasp the point that the other party needs most, and do things just to let the other party Satisfaction level. Those big senior brothers are black because they have never been the target of the big brother's heart, but were swept away by the aftermath when the big brother was doing other things, so they can continue to be black."

But the big brother's heart attack is usually about benefits, he will not deceive his feelings, and he will love this hurt emotional appearance... like Yu Qiao... hiss...

Spot: "You must have over-extended your brain. In the past two days, Jiang Wei has proofread what you did and said, haven't we seen it? Even if you take care of it more carefully, and don't say much to him, it's very annoying." Don't touch the cowardly hair."

06998-Don't get distracted

TangGao: "Jiang Weixiao just... stay away from me when I'm scared, touch my back when I'm lonely, give me a little voice when I want to hear it, and be a little girl when I'm lonely." When you want to eat something, let it appear in front of you immediately...everything is just right, as if you can make your wishes come true all the time."

Tangbing: "Dongdou loves whenever something unexpected or unsatisfactory happens to him, and during Jiang Weixiao's care of him, he helped him to avoid all accidents and unsatisfactory things, so that he can live a smooth life all the time. In peace."

TangGao: "I didn't do anything special, but I just ensured that everything was just right for Counselor. However, it's also very amazing to be able to be so just right all the time. After all, Counselor is really sensitive and easy to be surprised. , and this is the first time for Jiang Weixiao to come into contact with Counselor, and it only took less than half a day to pinpoint Counselor's pulse after the contact, and the remaining day and a half was perfect and meticulous."

Tang Cake: "It's really amazing."

So he is a senior brother with a stable position in Yunxiazong.But no more, no less, just right... The big brother said that he does not pursue perfect upgrades, maybe he just simulated it a little bit to understand me better?

Xiao Sui: "..."

As the current mascot of Yunxia Sect, I understand that I will help the elder brother to more accurately control the cuteness of the whole sect's disciples, and it will be more convenient for him to arrange work for everyone and squeeze out more value from everyone in the work.

Xiao Sui started to be the villain of the big brother again, and then pierced, burned, and buried.

Maoqiu: "I can't even part with a curse."

Because I haven't mastered practical spells, not even entry-level ones.Like fortune tellers, I have only a theoretical understanding of spells.I know that strong feelings and obsessions can become the power of a mantra, but as long as my own feelings are not strong, I can't use the mantra. At most, after others use the mantra, I rely on concentration to interfere.

That is, when someone attacks me with a spell, I can defend, probably pretty well, because my idea of ​​protecting myself is fairly solid; but let me attack someone with a spell?It's easier for me to slash directly with a sword, or use the spirit of the concentrating spell to control the five elements, even with magic.

Pei Kong: "So, Pei Suilin was not dissatisfied with Jiang Weixiao's jealousy and didn't get distracted? Didn't it become so strong that it became an obsession?"

In fact, Xiao Sui has always liked the senior brother, so he is willing to take the initiative to appear in front of the senior brother.

Xiao Sui: "That's meeting a rival in love."

Pei Bing: "Eldest brother and Pei Lin have had a lot of gossip, but there is no and shouldn't be any real ambiguity. Therefore, if Sui Sui thinks that he and elder brother are on the same level in this matter..."

Mao Qiu: "It just doesn't work. Isn't this always the conclusion? As much as it is impossible for the eldest brother to become Pei Lin's Taoist or bed partner, Pei Suilin is as unlikely as possible."

06999-Exclusive service robot

Counsel, don't be sad, let me make you a shit-shoveling officer robot, okay?Specifically to meet your needs, I will take your caring service data from the big brother.

Counseling: "Robots are cold. I don't like cold things."

I will keep you warm.It is warm all year round.Direct access to the body temperature data of the big brother.

Counseling: "Will Jiang Weixiao cooperate?"

Of course it will.

I immediately went to mention it to the big brother, and the big brother sent it to me without saying a word, which was more comprehensive than what I asked for—it seemed that it was prepared when I was raising a counselor, just waiting for me to speak.Mei Shuanli should learn from the big brother.

Pei Kong: "Let's not mention other data, I just want to know, is Jiang Weixiao's body temperature different from normal people? Why do you want this data specifically?"

Pei Jianzhuo: "I want to coax the cat casually, is there a problem?"

And the data prepared by the big brother in advance already has this item, and he will give it to me even if I don’t mention it. He still gave multiple data according to the time of day, such as morning, middle, evening, and midnight.

Xiao Sui: "Mind reading...the heart has a tacit understanding..."

Pei Kong: "What's the point of you gnashing your teeth at us? If you're not angry, you can go to Jiang Weixiao and say it, otherwise do you expect Pei Lin to help you convey your original sentence to Jiang Weixiao with the original tone? He will only speak to Jiang Weixiao Said that his spirit treasures all like senior brother."

Maoqiu: "It's nice to say big brother?"

Xiao Sui picked up the hair ball and threw it on Pei Bing's head.

Innocent Pei Bing: "..."

Xiao Sui stared at Pei Bing and asked, "Do you have an opinion?"

Pei Bing offered the fur ball to Xiao Sui: "Sui Sui is still angry, right? Do it again?"

The fur ball scratched Pei Bing's wrist and paws, and ran behind Pei Kong.

Pei Kong: "..."

Pei Jianzhuo smiled and said, "If you want to find a protector, you should look for me."

Fuqiu: "I don't want to be attacked."

Pei Kong: "Yes, at least I can be used as cannon fodder. I will definitely not be able to run away from a cat when escaping."

With the experience of making a portable cat space for Gou Kai, the exclusive robot of the counselor is very smooth. After the trial, although the counselor still can't forget the elder brother, the sadness has been healed.

Counseling: "Its smile is not as good-looking as Jiang Weixiao's, and its eyes are not gentle enough."

Because the facial expressions were not carefully made at all, the curvature of the mouth can use the data of the big brother, but the eyes... I really don't know how to simulate it.

Spotted: "I don't even know if I can show gentle eyes. Am I gentle when I look at the three little ones?"

Rhubarb: "It's disgusting."

Blob: "Where's Sugar Cake looking at us?"

Tang Gao: "It's also quite disgusting."