Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06964 - a huge pit

Eldest brother: "Those maturity is vain, and it is the part that needs to be thrown away when walking firmly, just like Shen Jinyu throws away his dirt. Don't look at Shen Jinyu who seems to be very hungry now, as if he is catching someone He can eat a bite first to satisfy his hunger, but when he really returns to the outside world, maybe he will hate everyone in the world like he hates you and the myriad lizard."

Me: "I have to wait until I really enter Fellow Daoist Shen's little secret realm, stand in front of him, and he doesn't attack me at all, so that I can prove that he really dislikes me. Fellow Daoist Shen clearly asked me out before."

Eldest brother: "Can you believe it, those who sent you dating letters, if you replied that you agreed to the contract, most of them would back down; those who didn't back down, when you stood in front of them and started to take off your clothes, there would be another Most of them will run away; the rest of the people who really want to have something to do with you, it’s hard to say if there is one in ten thousand.”

Me: "In fact, most people are not afraid of having a relationship with me, but are afraid of the aftereffects. They can't stand being stared at by the whole world. Especially my first sex buddy, if he doesn't have your psychological quality or my father's force It's worth it, I really dare not accept me."

Eldest brother: "This example of meat and vegetables is really like Mei Shuanli."

Me: "Hey... you reminded me, I'll ask Mei Shuanli if there is any gossip about demons."

After listening to my question, Mei Shuanli said: "A large-scale activity of demons in the mortal world? You ask such a question, it seems that there are some strange things. Wait a moment, I will give you a detailed list of my income for the past ten years. The address and amount of the purchaser are counted, I feel that it implies something. In the past two years, the distribution of the purchaser's cultivation base has been declining. Obviously, my cultivation base is going up steadily. According to previous experience, the purchaser's The average cultivation base should be improved at the same time as mine, but the speed and range of improvement are slower, and sometimes the improvement will be suspended, but it should not be a decline."

Mei Shuanli: "Maybe I should give you all the details of my income in history, so that you can feel this trend and discover the abnormality of the trend in recent years... But my statistics have always been sloppy, and the earlier the time, the better. Less... I will try my best to dig it out for you, and you will give me a day."

Me: "Okay, thank you for your hard work. I'm sorry to bother you to send me something so private as your income. If I say to pay you as compensation, you will definitely not like it, then I will give you a promise." : What you write about me before and after your baby—probably going a little too far—I promise I won't trouble you for that."

Mei Shuanli: "As long as I can prove that the article is an indispensable part of my conceiving a baby, then no matter what I write, you will approve it? When someone asks you, you say that you directly authorized me to write it? Even in the article If other people involved find trouble with me, will you also say a few good words for me?"

Me: "... I seem to have found a huge pit for myself? In this way, you first sort out your income details, and I will take this time to think about life and give you an answer before trading. If I think I can't afford it For this burden, we will change the content of the transaction.”

06965 - Development impact

Mei Shuanli: "Okay, you think about it first. By the way, in addition to my own income details, I can also sort out the details of the fines for pirating my articles, writing articles under my name, copying and directly plagiarizing my articles , There are also some records at the debt collection office. A part of these records that cannot be ignored involves the old gentle township."

This is really joyful and sad news for me: the joy is that I have found the very right person to ask questions this time; the sorrow is that I have to shoulder an unbearable burden in life because of this.

During the Foundation Establishment period, Mei Shuanli’s essays were a niche hobby that was not convenient to discuss publicly. During the Jindan Period, his essays penetrated into the hearts of the public, and countless people openly asked Mei Da’s essays to be read. I don't know how it will develop, but it will definitely develop. The influence is likely to be more explosive than my Internet celebrity career.

The protagonist who was involved in it and became a key prop, I...should be able to hold on, right?

Pei Jianzhuo: "Just train your mind. Adapt to the rules of Mei Shuanli's world, and find a comfortable way of life in it. You can do it. You can already move freely in the Acacia Sect, Mei Shuanli Even if the influence direction of Li is different after the Nascent Soul stage, the explosion effect should not be as good as if you add the Acacia Sect."

Pei Jianzhuo: "And you can continue to strengthen your mental preparations from now on. No matter how short it is before Mei Shuanli conceives a baby, it will take several years, and the Nascent Soul Tribulation will take at least several months. In a few years, Mei Shuanli's new influence will continue to strengthen throughout the process, and you can also simultaneously strengthen your psychological endurance. No problem, you can hold on. The improvement of cultivation is a gradual process, and so is the improvement of inner strength. , does not need to be done in one step.”

Me: "Your tone of watching the excitement seems a little too obvious?"

Pei Jianzhuo: "Your excitement is mine, and I will always advance and retreat with you. Don't worry, even if you lose face, you will not be alone."

Xiao Sui: "Yes, we are always with our master."

Fuqiu: "Are you willing to give up your space?"

Xiao Sui: "If Master needs, I can go out at any time."

Or say goodbye, I can keep a calm face in the face of ridicule, Xiao Sui you are thin-skinned, and emotions are easy to show on the face, whether it is anger, shyness, grievance, etc. Any expression will arouse the public's desire to abuse.

... The probability of the public sentiment aroused by Mei Shuanli's writing in that direction is too high.

Pei Kong: "What Pei Lin means is that you, Pei Suilin, can't take care of you."

Pei Jianzhuo: "So it's up to me. I won't be affected by public opinion. I promise that no matter what words I face, I can keep smiling and shut them up."

06966-I am I

Maoqiu: "Can't beat the opponent?"

Pei Jianzhuo: "I can fight so well that the opponent forgets to make fun of me, and instead concentrates on analyzing my combat power."

you sure?Your attack limit should be limited by me. My attack power... can't be regarded as a hindrance now, but compared to my evasion, defense, and consciousness, etc., it is relatively mediocre and can only be regarded as qualified.

Pei Jianzhuo: "No. Your evasion, defense, consciousness, spiritual power, spatial cognition, knowledge, and everything else can be part of the attack. When you need to seriously attack someone, what do you do? It will surprise you. The early appearance of my human form is the proof."

I sometimes doubt that the early appearance of your human form means that your evolutionary direction has changed?Originally, you should have evolved from a spiritual weapon to a spiritual treasure, but now you have evolved from a spiritual weapon to a spirit monster?The human form you appear is not the advance projection of the spirit treasure, but the ghost consciousness?

Pei Jianzhuo: "Why do many people fail to notice my existence when the spirit body appears outside? And when I attack, why aren't they surprised that I exist?"

The characteristics of the Mahayana period, which I yearn for...

Pei Jianzhuo: "You expect me to become a Lingbao, you yearn for yourself to become a mahayana period, your soul connectors hope that I can consciously join their chat as soon as possible, multiple expectations converge, so I appear in advance. "

Pei Jianzhuo: "I don't think it's important how to define my existence. Whether I'm a ghost, a spirit weapon or a spirit treasure, it doesn't matter that I am Pei Lin, your external attack, a part of your soul connection, and Pei Suilin." Lord of space. I am me."

Xiao Sui: "After your true nature is exposed, you are no longer a master. No matter what you are, you can only send me under the fence. If you live in my space, I will take care of it. You have to respectfully call me the housekeeper."

Pei Jianzhuo: "But in terms of race, you are not human. There are no people who live in this space forever."

Xiao Sui: "'Human' here refers to people in general. Those who are human-shaped, who can speak human language, and who can understand human language are all considered human beings. Therefore, artifacts, cats, artificial objects, plants, pandas, and mice are all considered human beings. people."

Pei Bing looked at the panda, not intending to disrupt the situation, but genuinely puzzled: "Can Xiaogun really understand human speech?"

The big hairball pinned Pei Bing down: "Those who can understand in the future can be counted."

06967-The most important thing is the co-production

Pei Kong: "Theoretically, any thing in this space, or anything in the realm of comprehension, has the possibility of being able to understand human speech in the future, right?"

Pei Jianzhuo: "I don't mind if they are collectively referred to as humans. I don't know if humans in the narrow sense of biology would mind."

As a human being, on behalf of myself, don't mind.

Pei Jianzhuo: "It seems that in some theories of the mortal world, monks are kicked out of the narrow sense of human beings."

Pei Kong: "It makes sense, because there is reproductive isolation."

Where did the reproductive isolation between Zhu Jindan and mortals come from?It seems that there are no Nascent Soul Stage and mortals, right?

I asked Jianzong Chai Huou: "If my sword has not become a spiritual treasure, but has become a ghost, how should I get along with it?"

Senior Chai Huou: "Continue to get along as you used to. When you first got your sword, the sword was not a spirit. Since it became a spirit in your hands later, it means that you are suitable for owning a sword. A qualified If you are a good swordsman, the sword you raise must be suitable for you."

Chai Huou: "Some sword cultivators are suitable for using Lingbao, so he will get it in the end; some don't like the human consciousness of Lingbao, so they are more likely to get a spirit weapon in the end; some don't even have the slightest conscious reaction of a spirit weapon. I like it, so I only get the magic weapon; some especially want a friend who can talk to accompany them for a lifetime, so they simply choose the mineral spirit monster body that has already been born with a conscious body to refine the sword blank from the very beginning."

Senior Chai Huou: "No matter what the situation is, anyway, it is your sword. If you like it, it will like you. If you don't like it, you'd better change to a natal sword as soon as possible. Of course, some people prefer Self-torture, it is also fate to be with a sword that you don't like and don't like yourself for the rest of your life."

Senior Chai Huou: "The attribute is not important, the important thing is whether it is in tune with you or not. Besides, the attribute does not affect the combat power. Spiritual monsters and magic weapons may win the spirit treasure."

It is really comfortable to communicate with Jianzong disciples. They can always skip the superficial complexity and easily pick out the most concise core.

Me: "How to judge whether my sword is suitable for me?"

Senior Chai Huou: "It depends on the feeling. If you don't want to be separated, it is suitable. But in fact, no matter what sword is given to you at the beginning, if you warm it up for tens of hundreds of years, it will definitely suit you."