Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06912-Doll Peripherals

Me: "Have you tried bringing Xiaojing back to Ke's house?"

Ke Shicuo: "At the beginning, we tried it secretly. But we didn't see any defects in Xiaojing at that time, and we didn't think it was repaired at Ke's house. It felt like it was sleeping after coming to Ke's house, and it was still there. No energy in the mine. At that time, we thought it was too boring for Ke’s house. It’s not convenient for us to cook barbecue in Ke’s house, and the elders thought that kind of food was not serious.”

I went to Ke's house to see the modified toy they said was used to invite Xiaojing.It's a mini eight-step bed, and it's a matching outfit for a dress-up figure.That doll mainly features the ancient aristocratic girl style, clothes, accessories, hair, cosmetics, houses, carriages, maids, face heads, etc., the matching equipment is endless, and any player who steps into this pit must hold his wallet and fall. Tears, but when there is new equipment, I still can’t help but buy it, it’s like raising a delicate daughter.

The size of the eight-step bed just matched Xiaojing, or it should be said that Xiaojing's body shape was similar to that of the doll girl.The bottle girl has a similar body shape.

I couldn't help asking senior Lin Shuying if he knew the surroundings of this doll.

Senior Lin: "I bought some for A Ping to play with, but A Ping is not very interested in them. After all, it is only a mortal-level item, and it is produced on an assembly line. Some monks have succeeded in refining those toys into magical instruments, but A Ping still doesn’t like it.”

Senior Lin: "A Ping showed me those clothes and accessories. My feeling is that those things are not suitable for A Ping. The green and red outfits you made for A Ping are really exquisite. They are more delicate than those. Much better than a supposedly ingenious toy."

That is the beauty of quasi-lingbao level.Taking Yuhe's beauty above all other concepts, the most or even the only quasi-lingbao-level feature of that outfit should be beauty, which is the beauty piled up at the expense of all other qualities.It is really too humiliating for Ping girl who puts her eyes on this level of toys in the mortal world. No matter how expensive the toy is, it is not as expensive as the real ancient aristocratic girl's clothing, and the materials are not at the same level.

Senior Lin: "I asked Nishang Yu to customize clothes for A Ping. At the beginning, they said that they would not make such a small size. Later, I smashed the spirit stone hard, and they compromised. First simulate A Ping to become the size of an ordinary adult. , and then made the costumes, and then shrunk the costumes down to fit Aping’s usual size. Aping reluctantly accepted it, but still didn’t like it.”

Nishangyu is a second-rate sect whose main business is making, wearing and displaying beautiful clothes.Most of the disciples are female, and the male disciples who appear occasionally stand together with the female disciples of his family. It is difficult for outsiders to distinguish who is male and who is female.

... Yes, what I mean is that all the male disciples in this family are masters in women's clothing.

06913-Baotuan

Many men who love beauty accused Nishangyu of sexism: "Why must beautiful clothes be women's clothes?!"

Nishang Yu: "Our family cultivates women's clothing, who wants to cultivate beautiful men's clothing and build another sect. Our family is only a second-rate sect, and we can't cater to both men and women."

The public was very puzzled: "What does this have to do with sect rank?"

Yan Xingmen: "It doesn't matter, as a first-class sect, our family is not capable of eating all men and women."

The public is confused: "Where is the cohesion of male cultivators? Is it Jianzong?"

"Jianzong's condensed is not a male cultivator, but a big boss."

"Damn, I was wrong, sister of Jianzong, don't do anything, I mean the male cultivators of Jianzong are rough, and I forgot that there are female cultivators of Jianzong."

"If you have to say it hard, is the Yueyao faction considered a group of male cultivators?"

"Isn't that a muscle group?"

"But the Yueyao faction does focus on male cultivators, and there are not many female cultivators."

"But that seems to be because the female cultivator dislikes the style of the Yue Yao sect."

"The problem with the Yue Yao faction is not style, but brains, right?"

The Yueyao Sect is also a second-rate sect. They mainly practice, especially like to build and brighten their muscles, and sometimes run naked. They often feel that their clothes hinder their beauty.The disciples of the Yue Yao Sect are often complained by outsiders that they have cultivated their brains into muscles.

My analysis of senior Lin Shuying: "The beautiful style of Nishangyu tends to be elegant and ethereal, even if it is a luxurious style, it must be elegant, while Yuhe's style is flamboyant and enthusiastic. Maybe Miss Ping likes the latter?"

Senior Lin: "Under what conditions does Hehuanzong make clothes for outsiders?"

Me: "I don't know, the Hehuan Sect doesn't have any great research on clothes. Although they sometimes do it by themselves, it tends to be sexually suggestive, and it is still not the same as Yuhe."

Senior Lin: "What conditions can you help me open a passage into Yuhe? Ah Ping will not lend you a toy."

Me: "I can't think of anything I want at the moment, can I keep it in the account? Will you pay me back when I need it later?"

Senior Lin: "It's fine. But let me declare first that I have a bottom line for repaying the debt. If I don't like your request for repaying the debt, I will not agree. If the negotiation fails, I may continue to renege on the debt."

Me: "That's okay, I think when I trade with people, I usually make both parties happy. After all, the interests I value are different from the usual ones, so what I take from others is often what others think is cheap. .”

06914-Research first

Senior Lin: "What a coincidence. What I value is different from what ordinary people value. For example, I basically don't take top-grade spirit stones seriously. If you talk about money with me, it's easy to discuss; but if you talk about other things with me , it’s hard to say.”

Me: "Let's talk about it at that time. Anyway, I also want to study the passage of the secret realm, and open a passage for others to go for me. I have already got the test data, so I can save my capital. Even if you don't give me anything later, I will Not bad."

Me: "I'll study it first, and I'll let you know when it's done."

Senior Lin: "I'm not in a hurry. But don't trick me when you use me as a test subject."

Me: "I will try my best."

Senior Lin: "Let me tell you first, although it is difficult for me to get tickets for Yuhe directly because of my appearance, I know about Yuhe Qi, and I even went in, but the time I went in was too long. It's too short, and there's no time to do anything. If you open the door randomly, I won't be easily deceived."

Me: "Don't worry, it's already a big challenge to smuggle an ordinary-looking person into Yuhe, and I won't make any trouble."

Senior Lin said that it was difficult for him to rest assured, but he would still wait for my news, and then cut off the communication.

I went to see the Ke family to pick up Xiaojing.

Xiaojing is still focusing on getting along with the barbecue robot I left behind.

The Ke family placed the toy eight-step bed and a monitor next to Xiaojing, that is, next to the barbecue robot.In order not to disturb Xiaojing, most of the Ke family stayed outside the mine, and only one person entered the mine.In the surveillance screen, Xiaojing didn't take care of the eight-step bed for a long time, so that the elders of Ke's family felt that the younger generation still had something to hide.

Junior: "This should show that in Xiaojing's mind, barbecue is more important than sleeping."

When I joined Ke's family outside the mine, Xiaojing's rhythm of eating barbecue finally changed, and she glanced at the eight-step bed.

Although Xiaojing continued to eat after watching it, the Ke family still felt that victory was in sight.

Ke Shicuo, who stayed outside the cave, saluted me first when he saw me, and then asked hesitantly: "Senior Pei, this is..."

I just took out the mortal world communicator, and I am about to broadcast live to Yu Ting the mine with elves.

I pretended to be polite and asked Ke Shicuo: "Is it possible to broadcast live for a single person?"

Ke Shicuo: "Uh, with your attention, Senior Pei, what you have experienced is easily widely known, so I think it's okay for you to live broadcast to anyone, but I'm not sure about our parents What would you think?"

Next to him, an elder of the Ke family who was about the same level as Ke Shicuo but looked much older said: "No problem, Senior Pei, you can do whatever you want. Although this place is said to be the private property of our Ke family, it is not a hidden area. We usually don’t take too much precaution when outsiders pass by here. After all, this spirit stone mine has been abandoned so badly that monks with higher cultivation bases don’t care about it, and monks who are still greedy for it, a simple one in the outer circle The concealment array can prevent them from finding this mine."

06915-Accessory Parts

"Thank you." As I spoke, I turned on the live broadcast to Yu Ting—actually, it was the video mode of the communication—and walked into the mine at the same time.

The senior Ke's family who just let me do whatever I wanted said 'hey', but when I looked back at him, he paused and said again: "You can do whatever you want. Please try not to scare Xiaojing."

Me: "Don't worry, I think I can bring it a little joy."

In the mine, Ke Fanyi stood next to the barbecue robot as a representative of the Ke family, watching Xiaojing eat barbecue, and waiting for Xiaojing to look at the toy eight-step bed again.

After realizing that I was approaching, Ke Fanyi looked at Xiaojing who was unresponsive for a while in surprise, and then asked me in surprise: "When the second person appeared in front of Xiaojing before, Xiaojing would throw down the barbecue and hide. Until the second Only when one leaves it will one come out.”

Me: "Currently in Xiaojing's consciousness, I am not a human being, but an accessory of the barbecue robot she is already familiar with."

Ke Fanyi: "Even if you speak?"

Me: "The barbecue robot will also make various sounds when it is grilling. To Xiaojing, human language is similar to the sound of things colliding. If you want to read the meaning, it has meaning, and if you want to ignore it, it has no meaning."

Ke Fanyi: "What is the meaning of the collision sound?"

Me: "Get ready for dinner."

Ke Fanyi looked at the communication screen in my hand with a smile and asked, "Who is this on the other side?"

Me: "A mortal who should be related to the birth of Xiaojing." I enlarged the communication screen and divided it into two parts, half of which was the picture of Xiaojing on my side that Yu Ting could see, and the other half was the image of Yu Ting's side.

Yu Ting didn't mind the scene on his side and let me see in real time, he was looking at Xiao Jing intently, while holding a small volcano candle in his hand.

After a while, Yu Ting finally said, "Can I come to your place and see the elves face to face?"

I asked Ke Fanyi what he meant.

Ke Fanyi: "I have no objection. Although we have withdrawn this task from Yunxiazong, it is our honor if Fellow Daoist Pei is interested in following up the follow-up."

Me: "I promise that I will not actually participate in your family's internal affairs. I just want to study elves."

Ke Fanyi: "'No Substantial Participation'..." He laughed again, "All right."

Listening to news and commenting a lot, isn’t it considered a real participation?The people in your family can't help but tell me that it's not my fault, right?

I said to Yu Ting: "Go and tell your teacher or the dean, I will let the flying magic weapon pick you up at the gate of your courtyard. With such a flying magic weapon, you can see it when you leave the gate of the courtyard. No Determine how long you will stay here after you come here, you may miss the must-do things on your hospital timetable, so you must apply first."

Yu Ting: "I'll apply right away."