Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06836-Fairy Tale

Me: "Okay, you guys transfer the basic fee to me, we take a group photo first, and then I sign my name, and the information payment is a gift, you can give it if you want, and you don't want to force it."

The ladies looked at each other, and Ji Shan said, "Pei Xianren, you have never bullied the innocent and weak before, and you still can't?"

Me: "I think so. I still prefer to provoke my seniors. As long as people who are weaker than me do not offend my interests and mood, I will not take the initiative to bully them."

Ji Shan: "The discussion about you has been low in recent years. Young children who don't have much awareness of beauty and ugliness probably don't know you at all, so they should have no chance to violate your taboo. Okay, I don't worry, Let’s transfer money and take pictures.”

They transferred the money quickly, and then took a group photo around me, and then laughed and said that I am not photogenic, while watching me copy the electronic photo to three-dimensional with ice and sign the ice photo, and finally the kitchen work The staff stayed to clean the kitchen—Yu Ting was only responsible for washing the tableware, and he did not take care of the rest—today’s evening duty teachers Jin Ji and Gui Du went back to be on duty, and Ji Shan, who was also on evening shift today, took me there as the team leader See the dean.

On the way, Ji Shan asked: "Can you tell me why you want to see the detailed information of the children? They should be very ordinary children."

Me: "Don't be nervous, I really don't intend to hurt them. Children are in a period of rapid growth, and their data in all aspects is changing very quickly. Such changes are accompanied by instability, and their bodies and souls are somewhat unstable. If they Doing very... firm things with this instability may form a more interesting energy."

Me: "It's not the kind of paranoid and xenophobic obsessions like beliefs and curses, but something more... fantasy. For example, imagine that it snows because countless candies are scattered from the sky, or that planting a small cabbage will make you happy." Fantasy harvesting an elf. It is the lightness of a fairy tale. Dreaming that the story will come true. When you grow up and find that the story is always a story and will not become a reality, you can also smile easily and buy yourself a box of candies to play with. , Plant a yard of cabbage and buy dozens of exquisite figures."

Pei Kong: "Take it easy, it's easy to go bankrupt if you buy dozens of exquisite figures at a time."

Pei Jianzhuo: "So don't talk about money carefully in fairy tales, otherwise it will be easy to reality, and it will be easy to despair. The style of money in fairy tales should be: before the love, a box of gold coins fell from the sky."

Fuqiu: "The gold coins in the box will not decrease no matter how you use them."

Xiao Sui: "Endless wealth attracts bad guys."

Pei Bing: "The bad guys are defeated, and the protagonist lives happily with the princess."

Forever.

Pei Kong had another expression of wanting to curse.

06837-love life

Mao Qiu: "Fellow Daoist Kong, tell Xiao Ke how to tell fairy tales. Otherwise, he won't be able to catch up with what we're talking about, and he will be lonely."

Pei Kong: "I don't know the best way to lose IQ."

Xiao Ke: "It is said that the IQ of mortal cats is lower than that of humans?"

Pei Kong: "All beasts can't speak human language, and those who can speak human language and understand the meaning of the words are equivalent to human IQ."

Little Shell: "Parrot?"

Pei Kong: "If you don't just learn the tongue, if you can slip the words, you can also turn into a demon. Of course, a demon is not a mortal beast."

Xiao Ke tilted his head: "Did you secretly change the concept?"

Pei Kong: "Limited understanding of the meaning of words shows that your IQ is indeed insufficient. Please come on. Persistent training can change innate data, improve IQ, and change race."

Pei Jianzhuo: "Yes, Fellow Daoist Kong is also working hard for change."

Pei Kong: "But sometimes, hard work is hard work, and you have to accept your fate after hard work. Some things, if they are not yours, they will never be yours."

Xiao Ke looked at Fuqiu: "What is the inner meaning of this sentence?"

Maoqiu: "Don't pay attention to him, he is often entangled and contradictory, even he himself doesn't know what he wants. Regarding the words of Fellow Daoist Kong, you only need to remember one general conclusion: love life. Anything Anything that contradicts the love of life is arrogant."

Pei Kong: "..."

Xiao Sui: "This time I support Pei Ao."

Pei Bing: "I will always support Sui Sui."

Pei Jianzhuo: "Since it doesn't affect the result, I can sympathetically cast a vote for Fellow Daoist."

Fellow Daoist Kong is about to be pissed off by you again.

Pei Jianzhuo: "In the process of turning Daoist Kong from death to life, anger must be a very important element."

Xiu said angrily?

Maoqiu: "Duplicate what you say."

Xiao Sui: "Tsundere way."

Pei Bing put a sweet fruit in Pei Kong's hand friendly, and discussed: "Do you want to follow Sui Sui's definition?"

Pei Kong: "... Please go and play by yourself, don't take me with you."

06838-Dean

Ji Shan: "There are fairy tales in the library of our hospital. Some children like them very much. Some children will verbally laugh at the children who read fairy tales, but they actually like them. They are just embarrassed and will only secretly read them behind their backs."

Me: "Although you said that the staff here only talk about work and not much about relationships, but in fact, you have a lot of affection for this orphanage, right? You maintain this place very much."

Ji Shan: "After getting along for a long time, as long as there is nothing too bad, of course there will be some feelings. The children come and go very frequently, and many of them were adopted before I became familiar with them. It seems that they will stay until adulthood, basically... they can be regarded as friends."

Ji Shan: "Okay, this is where the dean rests. Immortal Pei, please wait a moment. I will go in and explain the situation to the dean first."

The current director of this orphanage named Huiguang is a lady in her 60s named Wu Jun. She looks very capable and unmarried. She has been living in the Huiguang Orphanage since she became the director.

A person who takes the orphanage as his home sounds like he loves the orphanage and the children here, but in fact, the current atmosphere of the Huiguang Orphanage that talks about work and not about love was established by Director Wu Jun. He also fired several staff members who cared about children but violated the rules of the school.

Dean Wu's request to the staff is: "I don't care what you think about these children, anyway, you must implement the rules that are clearly written. You can love them very much in your heart, but you can't do the work that the children should complete. "

Dean Wu: "Sick and injured children should be handed over to the doctor for examination and judgment to arrange a treatment plan. Don't let them go back to lie down as soon as your heart softens. You help them do the labor. What you should do at that time is to take them Seeing a doctor and treating injuries. There are doctors in the hospital, and you can walk a few steps to ask them, and you don’t need to make judgments as laymen.”

Dean Wu: "Some people hate children, that's fine, but if anyone wants to beat and scold children because of their own private emotions, please resign. Will turn that person over to the police. Insulting and hurting someone is against the law."

Dean Wu: "These children are your work objects, not your private property, and you have no right to treat them according to your mood. Remember that you are here to work, not to prove how caring you are, or to learn from the weak. Find a sense of superiority."

Dean Wu: "If all living people can't do this job well, I can apply for the use of robots. Even though various studies have said that children will be taken care of by robots, and too little contact with living people will cause psychological problems, but it is better than letting Children have long been in contact with scumbags who do not even have a sense of basic responsibility. Besides, the children can make up for part of the contact with living people at school, and some social groups will visit them regularly. They live in orphanages. It's not isolated."

06839 - dislikes being unruly

Director Wu County has been criticized a lot for her ideas, but she has managed the Huiguang Orphanage for nearly 30 years, and no child has dissatisfied with her when talking about her childhood experience as an adult. Feeling indifferent."

But the next sentence of the person who said this is: "This has avoided several emotional frauds."

After listening to Ji Shan's explanation, Dean Wu didn't invite me into the house to talk. She took me to the children's dormitory.Now it is the children's free evening time. The children are playing, studying or resting in various places such as the activity room, library, and dormitory. After seeing the dean and me coming, they showed curious expressions.

Dean Wu said blankly: "This is an immortal named Pei Lin. He came to our institute to collect some data closely related to you..."

I chimed in: "I'll pay for the data I collect."

Dean Wu might not be used to being interrupted when she was speaking, so he paused before continuing: "Anyone who is willing to trade with Immortal Pei Lin with his own information can chat with him. It is quarter past eight, today chat until 09:30."

Me: "We can continue talking tomorrow."

Dean Wu paused again, and then said: "During Pei Xianren's stay in this hospital, you can chat with him during your free time. Be careful not to delay your sleep, meals, labor, etc. stipulated in the timetable. All must-dos."

Some of the children looked at me, and some looked at Dean Wu, and responded scatteredly: "Okay." "Understood." "There will be no delay, Dean."

Yu Ting, who was originally writing a self-criticism in the dormitory, heard the movement and poked his head out. When he saw me, his expression was a little upset, but he was definitely not panicked or frightened at all.

Dean Wu glanced at Yu Ting, and continued to say to the children: "If you feel unhappy getting along with this Immortal Pei Lin, just tell me or any teacher, and I will ask Immortal Pei to leave. As far as this hospital is concerned, it's just a temporary guest, and an unexpected guest who came without saying hello, you don't have to accommodate him."

Hey……

The children laughed, and one child said, "We know that the dean dislikes unruly people the most."

From this point of view, I really don't like Dean Wu's preference.

No, it should be said that the vast majority of monks would displease Dean Wu very much. Perhaps only the disciples of a few sects in Mingyan Pavilion and the Criminal List could be tolerated by Dean Wu a little.

Dean Wu looked at me: "Immortal Pei Lin, it stands to reason that I should shut you out in such a sudden situation like yours, and when you type up the application for borrowing and make up the reason to convince me, I will then You are approved to come in and stay temporarily. But considering your past record, I believe that you did not come here to deliberately cause trouble, so you can stay from now on."