Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06804-Pyrotechnic gas and spirit stone light

Task office: "When you communicate with the public, you are generally in a good mood, right? You can get the initiative, and you will hate if you don't like it. You will not let the public influence your choice, and it will also affect the public's happiness and anger. It's a bit fun. ?”

Me: "I have been followed for decades, if I don't find more stable fun in it, my practice will be in danger."

Task office: "It is indeed quite dangerous. If your nerves are more sensitive and slender, you will definitely have psychological problems if you are stared at for such a long time. But in the case where you have already developed a thick skin, if you want to keep a low profile, will it be because you feel Not lively enough and bored?"

Me: "I'm not sure, just try it out. When you're bored, accepting tasks should relieve you."

Task office: "Tasks do have this function, but they have to be accepted correctly. Some tasks get more and more boring the more you do them, while others make you more irritable, depressed, and displeasing to everyone. When you are in a bad mood, you have to choose a If you want to talk about interesting tasks, you must also clarify what is 'interesting' to you."

Task office: "Sometimes you can't really understand whether the task is interesting or boring just by reading the task introduction. You have to simulate the whole process of the task carefully in your mind to find many subtle points. Most of the time, it is not the macro issue that affects the mood , but trivial matters.”

Mission Office: "The so-called macro, such as whether there will be a Feisheng Xianren in ten thousand years, whether the list of top ten or second-rate sects will change within a thousand years, of course these will have a great impact, but the tasks of the mission office have basically nothing to do with these, so if you Look at the tasks of the mission department with a grand vision, or you will feel that they are meaningless, or you will overcomplicate the tasks and go astray.”

Task office: "The task of the task office is trivial. If you don't do it, you won't delay the sunrise and sunset, and if you do it, it won't have any major impact on society. It's just... just life. It's full of fireworks and the light of spirit stones."

Under the enthusiastic analysis and suggestion of the mission office, I chose a low-key, pyrotechnic, and spirit-shining mission: to negotiate with an elf in a spiritstone mine who likes to eat barbecue alone.

The client is a family of cultivators, surnamed Ke, the spirit stone mine originally belonged to the Ke family—and now theoretically it also belongs to it—but an elf was born in it, and then the elf felt that the entire territory of the spirit stone mine belonged to it, and refused Shared with Ke family.The Ke family finally found out that the elf likes to barbecue, so they used the barbecue to communicate with the elf a little bit, but the elf still dominated the spirit stone mine.

Ke Jia: "We can forcefully expel or disperse this elf, but we hope to keep it, because the spirit stone mine with elves can grow better. Now this mine is on the verge of abandonment, and there are elves Then there is the hope of rebirth, and we want to make that hope a reality."

06805 - Refusal to communicate

Ke Jia: "In short, we hope that the task executor can help us find a way to achieve a win-win situation with the elf. What we want from the elf is to bring this spirit stone mine back to life, even if the resurrection process takes thousands of years. OK; on the contrary, we also want to know whether the elves can get equivalent benefits from our family."

The Ke family: "As long as an equal exchange of benefits can be achieved, this matter will be settled. The key problem now is that the elf is unwilling to talk to us. We discovered by coincidence that this elf likes to eat barbecue. It stands to reason that with such a smoky hobby, it should be Can we talk about a deal? We don't understand why it refuses to talk, but it is willing to eat the barbecue we sent over."

The Ke family is now only equivalent to a third-rate sect at the end of the crane, and the whole family only has one Jindan stage.Even in its heyday, the near-abandoned spirit stone mine could only produce mediocre low-grade spirit stones, and now it can only gather debris to make spirit beads.The elf who refused to negotiate but didn't refuse even the offer of barbecue was in the Qi training period.

If it wasn't for the fact that elves were involved, it wouldn't be against harmony to classify this task as a foundation-building level; but because of the elves involved, Yunxiazong has tried it for two Golden Core Stages in succession, and they all failed. It didn't make the elves refuse to communicate any more, or in other words, there was no room for further rejection.

Ke Jia: "Anyway, it doesn't care how you call the elf to talk, but you set up the grill, light it up, and start grilling, and it will immediately stand in front of the grill waiting to eat, and it will eat as soon as you grill it A string, but they are not afraid of us being poisoned at all."

I asked the Ke family: "At first glance, the task requirement seems to be a negotiation task, and the test is eloquence; but after thinking about the details, it seems impossible to talk about it. Maybe the elves can't understand human language at all. This task you Why entrust Yunxia Sect? Although there is no special sect for spirits and monsters, demon cultivators obviously understand spirits and monsters better than humans, so it should be better for you to entrust the Demon League with this matter."

Me: "Even if you underestimated the difficulty of negotiation at the beginning and chose the wrong entrustment sect, since Yunxiazong has already failed twice, it should be natural to change entrustment? Since Yunxiazong failed consecutively first, you There is no breach of contract by withdrawing the task now."

Ke Jia: "We are a little afraid of the demon alliance, and we are not sure which side the demon cultivator will lean towards when facing humans and spirit monsters. We think it is more likely that the demon cultivator will lean towards the spirit monster. Although we are willing to fight with the elf A fair exchange of benefits, but if one party has to suffer, we definitely want the elves to suffer and the Ke family to take advantage, rather than the Ke family to lose money and let the elves take advantage."

06806-Casual and casual

The Ke family: "In addition, we think the two failures of Yunxiazong should be called temptations. The two seniors tried all the methods they could think of, but they failed, and then they gave up without forcing. All the temptations They are very gentle, and did not make the elves treat us badly, so latecomers can continue to try without pressure. It is best to succeed in the trial, and continue to try if it fails.”

The Ke family: "It's the first time in our generation to entrust the top ten disciples, and I feel very excited; seeing the top ten disciples are as confused as we are when facing this matter, it is also fun. If it weren't for your image, Senior Pei Especially close to the people, we dare not disturb the Yunxia Sect rashly with this strange matter, the other families in the top ten did not give us the Ke family's sense of closeness to the people, so we dare not go."

I have been ridiculed by the whole world for so many years and it has really paid off.

Me: "Then I will continue to try it out. When I try, I may ask all the fellow Taoists I know who may have ideas about this matter, and if I fail again, do you want to consider giving up the Lingshi mine? "

Ke Jia: "If there is really no other way, we have to give up. It's not very distressing. There is nothing to produce. It can be given to the newborn elf as a nest. In fact, if the elf directly said to us, 'I want It’s not impossible to discuss this nest, you give it to me, at worst, our family will be a pet, and maybe we can charge admission fees. But it didn’t say anything, and it showed no interest in those remaining broken spirit stones , we don’t understand what it means for it to stay there.”

The Ke family: "We made this commission mainly to understand the confusion. The rebirth of the Lingshi Mine is secondary. After all, our family's cultivation base requires thousands of years for the rebirth of the Lingshi Mine. Anyway, our generation can't wait for it." , and leave it to future generations, it is of course good to keep it, if not, let future generations find their own opportunities."

To sum up, although the success rate of this task is worrying, the process of doing it should be regarded as relaxed and leisure.

Ke Jia: "Yes, you should just go and chat with the elf. It is very beautiful. Here, I will show you the video record. It is humanoid, with many sets of small clothes, shiny, with small wings, and a three-headed body. Especially The way it eats, look at this passage, its cheeks are bulging, it eats very hard, it is very delicious, and it tastes endless, it seems that it doesn’t need to consider the stomach capacity at all. If it is willing to live broadcast, rewards are better than that. The Lingshi Mine has made money, and countless barbecue restaurants are willing to sponsor the barbecue expenses."

Ke Jia: "We have thought of many ways to use it to make money, but apart from providing barbecue, we have not found a way for it to make money from our family. It is unbalanced, so we dare not move. Even if you still can't achieve it with it Talk smoothly, and please try to figure out what else it likes."

06807-It's not a serious matter when you hear it

I know all the communication methods that the Ke family and the first two task executors have tried, as well as all the things that the elf ignores, that is, all the things it doesn’t like. I need to continue beyond these methods and things effort.

I first contacted Senior Lin Shuying who is very familiar with Lingshi Mine and elves: "I will give you a chance to repay your favor."

Senior Lin: "...I don't think it's a serious matter when I hear it. You talk about it first."

After listening to my introduction, Senior Lin first made a distinction: "First, Ah Ping doesn't live in the Lingshi Mine; second, Ah Ping has a light taste and doesn't like heavy oil, salt, and spicy food; The stone mine has always been in a high-yield state, and mainly produces high-grade spirit stones. There is a big difference between elves and elves, spirit stone mines and spirit stone mines. The disciples of the medicine sect and the third-rate sects are all monks and human beings in the poor training period. , but can we talk about going together?"

Me: "It's always more likely than humans and stones talking together."

Senior Lin: "You can try it if you want, A Ping can help you try to chat with that elf. But actually, I think, if you stop in the waste spirit stone mine and take out some of your refined products, maybe That elf will take the initiative to chat with you, and your affinity with elves is quite high."

Me: "Why is it high?"

Senior Lin: "How do I know, you have to ask yourself about this."

Me: "Maybe it's because of the face?"

Senior Lin: "This is really not true. There are great differences in aesthetics across races."

Me: "But that elf, like your bottle girl, has turned into a human form, and they are all very cute human forms in the conventional perception of human beings, so this should mean that they have human aesthetics?"

Senior Lin: "There is another possibility of mimicry. They want to profit from humans, so they disguise the appearance that humans like. They really know that this disguise is in line with human aesthetics, but they don't think it's beautiful. They just use .”

Senior Lin: "Of course, this is not the case for A Ping. A Ping is... a human aesthetic that was deceived by imitation embroidery."

Me: "Imitation embroidery owes you a debt, have you canceled it for them?"

Senior Lin sneered: "Dream them. It's not once or twice that I have softened my heart and trusted the imitation embroidery. Every time, I will regret it soon, and then I can still have hope next time. I am also sick."