Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06672 - gift handling

Mr. Wu: "Is it that simple to write the address? I see that other people fill in a long list of addresses."

Me: "If you don't write a long list of general addresses in the mortal world, it's not easy to locate and deliver. Famous locations don't need to be so troublesome. Slightly larger sects in the cultivation world have stable cooperation with major courier companies in the mortal world, and they have dedicated transportation lines."

Me: "The transportation line of Yunxiazong has been very busy in recent years, and my fans have added a lot of workload to the relevant staff." Giving money and leaving messages are no longer enough for them, and they have to send real things.If you give it away, I will keep it if you are interested, and if you are not interested, I will sell it.They sold far more than what I kept, and the fanhei who gave me the real thing knew this, but they still gave it away.

Fan: "I feel happy to share my daily life with idols. My favorite toys and small things I made with my own hands are all given to beauties."

Hei: "Hidden traps in gifts, even if many are detected, there is always a chance of missing them."

There are also some people who specialize in making items for me to try out, waiting for me to sell them, and want to see how much I sell them for, and then their bulk products can be priced under my banner.It's a pity that I usually set the resale price lower than the cost, and those merchants who dare to follow my price will definitely lose money.

Yunxiazong put a lot of gifts that I need to resell in the mortal world offices in various cities, specially set up shelves for customers to choose by themselves, and attached a sign, writing:

Second-hand items, brand new, self-assessment and consciously pay.

Some people go for the cheap, some people just pay the high price.

Office: "Remind again that most of the income from selling these second-hand items is distributed to the labor costs of the relevant staff, and the proportion to Brother Pei Lin is very low. Because the prices of these items are generally low, and the labor costs of the staff It is a fixed value, so after subtracting the fixed value, there is very little left. If you want to give money to Senior Brother Pei, you should transfer it directly to his account. Senior Brother Pei's mortal world account has not changed."

Look at how much trouble it has caused people, but the fans still give away the real thing frequently.It's obvious that I've sold them so much that I don't cherish their intentions, but they just won't stop.

06673-Looking forward to the next one

"Actually, the proportion of people who sent Pei Lin in kind to the total number of the Sand League is very low, but the total number of the Sand League can't stand too large."

"The key is Pei Linna's way of handling it, selling it in the offices of the mortal world. The handicrafts of mortals are sold in the offices of the Xiuzhen sect. To be honest, I was tempted to send a few pieces for a try, just to be put in the office Normally, you can put mortal world sundries in the Cultivation Sect’s office, not to mention the shelves, they will be burned clean in the trash can.”

"I haven't put them all away. What I put in is still something that can be sold at a price, and it won't be too bad. Those children's graffiti that are unlikely to be bought may be destroyed."

"A well-known artist took a fancy to a graffiti put up by the office in the next city last year. He even contacted Pei Lin to ask about the author's communication method. Later, Pei Lin helped the two connect. Now the graffiti kid is taken by the famous artist. Accepted as a disciple."

"Later, many children who learned to paint sent paintings to Pei Lin."

"It's definitely not Young Master Pei who decided to make that painting a commodity. I've been Pei Linhei for so many years, so I'm sure Young Master Pei has no artistic talent at all."

"It doesn't matter who decides, anyway, this can become a way to gain attention."

"Young Master Pei, who gave gifts purely for the sake of gaining attention, will keep the things, accumulate them in a pile, and then destroy them live. There is only the destruction process in the live broadcast, and there is no positive display of which things have been destroyed, and the list of corresponding gift givers will not be reported."

"With that young master's ability to collect information, it's not difficult to distinguish whether the gift giver really wants to give him a gift or has other motives. After all, it's impossible for someone who is engaged in this kind of thing to have a higher level of cultivation than Pei Lin, and he is completely incapable of deceiving that young master. "

"The young master never hesitates to spend time on low-cultivation people, and he treats everyone equally with a state of mind."

"Yunxiazong is also willing to play with him."

"You have to know that although the Yunxia Sect has raised mascots for generations, the mascots are not willing to play with the whole clan. For example, the previous mascot is called aloof. Pei Lin, who is particularly capable of doing it, makes the raising Pet owners are very fulfilling."

"Besides, think about it, Pei Lin is already at the peak of his golden core, and he will soon be a master, how long can others spoil him? Especially Pei Lin's fate in the secret realm, he will be trapped in the secret realm for a few years at every turn. We must take advantage of him. Let’s have fun together in the main world and keep more memories.”

"Master's generation has nothing to do with breaking away from the mascot status, right? As long as there is no new generation of mascots in the Yunxia Sect, Pei Lin's most favored status should not be shaken? I think Pei Lin is likely to mature after entering the Nascent Soul Stage If you don't get up, if you are immature, you still have room for petting."

"pray."

"Who do you pray to? Can Mr. Wu also control our world?"

"Pray to Elder Pei Ji and Yunxiazong. No matter whether Mr. Wu can control us or not, as long as your prayers are not sincere, you will not be able to receive blessings."

"Oh. I really want to see what the next mascot of Yunxiazong looks like. According to historical experience, even if it is not more suitable for pampering than Pei Lin, the gap should not be too big. Pei Lin raised the level of the mascot a bit too high .”

"Don't underestimate the world. One generation is stronger than the next."

"The next one, the next one, looking forward to the next one. The next one will come out soon, and the outdated Internet celebrities will be overshadowed by the waves."

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06674-Intercommunication

In the midst of looking forward to the future, I found that I couldn't seem to find my only fan.

Pei Kong: "Shameng has been arguing for so many years, what are you still dreaming about?"

Fraternity really comforts me.

Mr. Wu, who is addicted to the Internet, asked me: "Is this 'Sha Zhuan Fan Human World Edition' forum really moved all the main posts from Sha Zhuan?"

Me: "There are basically pure texts, pictures, and videos that do not involve spiritual power, and they are almost copied directly. However, they were still affected by spiritual power when copying, so some content may be incomplete. The more posts that involve the knowledge of the cultivation world , the more incomplete parts."

Mr. Wu: "I see you are mentioned frequently in various posts. Even if you are not the center of the topic, they also bring your name and deeds when arguing about other things. And when they mention you, they don't give any extra introduction. By default Everyone else knows about you."

Me: "No. [-] Internet celebrity, well deserved. Even if I am out of date, no one can shake my high position. My out of date is compared to the former me. I just compare myself with myself. Others are not qualified to be here. Compare that to me."

Mr. Wu asked him to put the tool for swiping the web page close to the mirror, so that he could use his strength to operate the web page.If it weren't for the tools and the mirror being in the pocket, we wouldn't be able to easily see which webpages he was looking at in this way of arrangement.

Mr. Wu's browsing content is very complicated. He is interested in almost everything, from celebrity lace news, to recent policy changes, to this year's college entrance examination syllabus, interspersed with flower maintenance, pet treatment... as long as there are pictures and videos, he will read them all. Relatively speaking, his interest in pure text content is slightly weaker.

Me: "Does the text of the main world seem easy to understand?"

Mr. Wu: "When I was in contact with people from other worlds, I learned a lot of characters. Your characters here are not uncommon, and you can communicate with people from several worlds."

Me: "The language is also interoperable. So our two worlds should be under the same world system, rather than belonging to two distant planets."

06675-Preparation

While browsing the weapons museum, Mr. Wu rotated the three-dimensional models of modern weapons from various angles and watched them carefully. At the same time, he said: "If the two worlds fight, my statue world may not even be able to fight back. Powerful warriors and The number of magicians is rare, and the sum may not be as high as the number of disciples of a great sect in the main world, and mortal weapons are not at the same level at all."

Me: "Don't worry, if there is a foreign enemy, the main world of cultivation and the mortal world will join hands to deal with the enemy, but if the main world invades other worlds, it is impossible for the cultivation world and the mortal world to unite. The two worlds do not have such a big common interest." point."

Mr. Wu: "There is no need to join forces. To attack the statue world, only the mortal world or the cultivation world is enough. The crushing is powerful. These weapons can kill powerful warriors and magicians. They should also be able to kill me."

Me: "It can be seen in this way? The exhibits in this online weapon museum only show the appearance and a few brief introductions to their uses. They don't provide the internal structure, and the power is also vague. Can you tell their combat power just by looking at the shape?"

Mr. Wu: "It can be imagined in combination with war documentaries. In the past prayers I told you, the number of wars was mentioned, 5000 people versus 4000 people. The prayers described it as a national battle between the two countries and a decisive battle that determined the direction of the mainland. , but in the main world, at least a hundred times the number of people can meet this description, right?"

Me: "Countries and continents are also big and small. Besides, in the era of relatively low productivity and medical level, it is difficult to increase the population. At the same time, it is limited by logistics, transportation, information transmission, etc., and it is difficult to increase the number of people who directly participate in the war." The 5000 people in ancient times are not the same as the 5000 people in modern times."

Mr. Wu: "The girl who gave you the introduction to the passage, her original world and the statue world should have similar levels of productivity development."

Me: "She hasn't shown it before." In my relationship with Xiaoxing, and the memories of her relationship with Xiaoxing that Pei Douxing showed me, Xiaoxing has never shown a fresh curiosity about modern technology.Maybe she had observed the main world for a long time before she appeared in front of Pei Douxing?

Mr. Wu: "She has been to more than just here and the statue world."

Me: "Been there? Reached?"

Mr. Wu: "Even if it's separated by a layer of something, it's enough knowledge. You don't seem to like her very much? Are you more defensive?"

Me: "Because I always suspect that she will not hesitate to hurt me and my relatives and friends in order to achieve her goal."

Mr. Wu: "I will too."

Me: "So I'm also on guard against you."

Mr. Wu: "But you are not stingy with giving me convenience."

Me: "Because it is convenient for you, I also got some benefits. Your every move is worth observing for me. In order to get high-quality data, sometimes you need to take some risks. Many people are helping me Observe you, guard against you. If you cooperate with our observation, then I think we can achieve a win-win situation."

Mr. Wu: "If I am too greedy, I will be expelled or even killed, and you will lose your data."