Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06580-mirror

"It's not a simple matter of a planter bleeding himself. It's because he can't beat others and can't shed other people's blood."

"Can't beat the sword cultivator Faxiu, and can't beat other planters? If you can't beat Danxiu, can you?"

"Vegetable chickens peck each other."

"Arguing is quarreling, don't just keep fighting the whole profession on the map, okay? Who told you that Danxiu must not be good at fighting? Do you know that there was once a Danxiu in Jianzong who could go head-to-head with Chiwuzong?"

"Isn't the Danxiu of the Sword Sect still a swordsman? What a bad example to give. If you have the ability, I will listen to a disciple of the Medicine Sect who can fight."

"I don't know if there are any disciples of the Medicine Sect who can fight, but for this fellow Taoist, I guess it may be a little difficult for you to buy medicine in the Medicine Sect in the future."

"It's not that the obstacle started today. I have already minored in the alchemy profession for this. I am self-sufficient and I am not afraid of anyone."

"Daoist friendliness."

When I was free, I contacted the sincere organizer and said: "I can now participate in your competition. I only heard that this competition has a lot to do with the secret realm. What is the relationship?"

After listening to the introduction, I agreed to be their guest of honor.

The host is the second-rate sect Jinghuiying, and the key tool for its cultivation is the mirror.When cultivating, disciples may use a mirror to look at themselves to see through their own appearance, or they may use a mirror to read words, reverse thinking in the reverse order of strokes, or they may use a mirror to see the world, feeling in a trance that the landscape of the world is in a small mirror .

In daily activities, apart from the fact that they definitely carry mirrors with them, there is nothing special about Huihui disciples compared to other monks. It is not even special that they carry mirrors with them. Mirrors used for communication and formation are very common. For the monks, it can be regarded as one of the regular carry-on items.

The mirrors used by Jinghuiying disciples with slightly higher cultivation bases are not limited to mirrors in the usual sense, but also include all things that can reflect images, such as a basin of water, smooth tiles, metal spoons, eyes, swords, etc. , Lingshi, etc., the Jinghuiying disciples in that state may not have a mirror at all, but they have countless mirrors.

This time, Jinghuiying intends to host a competition that uses mirrors as a medium to connect to the secret realm, so that the scenery in the secret realm will be reflected on the mirror in the competition for the audience to appreciate, and finally the audience will vote to choose the winner.

Jinghuiying publicly introduced the situation of the competition as follows: "The total duration of the competition is one month. Each participant can only use one mirror. The grade, shape, and size of the mirror are not limited, as long as they can connect to the secret realm. You can connect only one secret realm or multiple secret realms; you can show the scenery of the secret realm uninterruptedly, or you can show it for a few minutes without stopping for more than ten days. When you show the scenery, you must stay in the competition venue arranged by us and leave The field representatives will not continue to participate in the competition for the time being."

06581-Vote

Jinghuiying: "Contestants can leave the venue at any time during the competition, and they can continue to compete without coming back after leaving. As long as they have not explicitly asked us to withdraw from the competition, we will put their participation information on the official website of Jinghuiying. The audience can vote in the sub-competition area."

Fanhuiying: "The audience can watch the competition live, or watch the live broadcast. We will synchronize the images on the mirrors of all the contestants and put them in the competition area of ​​the official website of the faction. Interested friends can watch them at any time, or check the previous ones. video."

Jing Huiying: "There is no distinction between good and bad secret realms, so the ranking in this competition is just for fun. Voting is just to see which kind of secret realm most people prefer, and it does not represent the value of the secret realm itself."

Unexpectedly Huiying: "This competition is fortunate to have a special guest, Taoist Pei Lin, the top sword cultivator of Yunxiazong Jindan. His secret experience is longed for by many people, and he promised to use the mirror to show everyone what he has experienced. Or the situation in some secret realms that you are interested in experiencing in the future."

Jing Huiying: "Pei Daoyou is not a participant in this competition, there is no corresponding voting channel, Pei Daoyou is only here for friendship and support."

The public: "Master Pei is really not suitable to participate in this kind of voting competition. After all, if you participate, the result will be no suspense, unless the organizer allows negative votes."

Then the public applied for Jinghuiying to open the negative voting mode.

Jing Huiying replied kindly: "No, it's easy to get too angry, and there may be malicious suppression."

The public: "It's possible to win votes if you only vote positive."

Me: "I can help monitor whether there is any behavior of swiping tickets. I can monitor those whose cultivation base is not higher than the Nascent Soul stage."

The public: "Master Pei, have you figured out what's going on with your frequent trips to secret realms? Do you think the things you participate in will give you the opportunity to supervise the whole situation?"

Me: "You guys seem to know what's going on with my secret journey?"

"There are a lot of guesses, which version do you want to hear?"

Me: "Is that what I said in Sha Zhuan? From some great powers plotting against me, to many powers plotting against me collectively, to a group of secret realms having a small meeting to plot against me..."

"Stop, there are invitations in addition to plotting. Some secret realms may see that you have brought those secret realm benefits in other secret realms, so I invite you to visit their homes to see if there is a chance. You know, secret realms generally have no concept of etiquette , Whoever they want to invite is directly kidnapped, without first handing over the invitation card."

06582-Sponsor

"Huh? There are also some secret realm inviters who will send invitations first, right? Tickets are a very common form of invitation. There are also invitations for Yuhe secret realms, where the names of the invitees will be written on the invitations. "

"Yuhe is not an invitation to the secret realm, but an invitation from residents living in the secret realm. Creatures cannot represent the world, just like us monks in the main world cannot represent the main world."

Me: "I don't think the Secret Realm likes me that much. I may be kicked out of the Secret Realm more times than many people enter the Secret Realm."

"Nonsense, many people have only entered one or two secret realms in their lifetime."

"Secret realms are equal to chance, Young Master Pei, you still despise secret realms?"

Me: "I don't dislike the secret realm, it's the secret realm that dislikes me."

"Then you should obsequiously ask the secret realm to forgive your inadequacies."

Me: "You guys taught me how to express flattery to the secret realm."

"First, you have to find the consciousness of the secret realm. Then kneel down and kowtow."

"Young Master Pei, don't pay attention to the nonsense in front of me. The secret realm doesn't abide by human rules, so kowtowing and kneeling in the secret realm has nothing to do with apologizing. The secret realm basically only cares about benefits, and won't respond to verbal apologies. You have to use a lot of energy Come to please the secret realm."

"For example, let your soul become a puppet of the secret realm."

Me: "Fellow Daoists of Jinghuiying, can you give me permission to block? Anyone blocked by me will not be allowed to participate in your competition this time. Oh, by the way, is this competition named? ?”

Unexpectedly, the reflection: "The world in the mirror."

All the people who are trying to find fault with me implicate the innocent Jing Huiying: "You competition organizers, can you be a little more careful when choosing names? Is it so difficult not to have duplicate names? We have to describe when we mention a certain competition. Because of 'that certain game held by a certain sect at such and such time', can't we simply mention the name of the game in three or five characters and unambiguously express which game it is?"

Fault-seekers infighting: "The requirements are too high. There are countless competitions in one big brawl, and it is troublesome not to have the same name. Besides, it is normal to add the organizer, competition venue and competition time to the name."

"The 752nd Danxiu Competition of the Medicine School."

"Has someone gotten into a fight with Medicine Sect recently? Why are you always talking about Medicine Sect?"

"Master Yao Zong is a sect, offending people is a routine operation, but for those monks who don't need to ask Yao Zong to trade pills or are explicitly rejected by Yao Zong to trade pills, a few words from Medicine Zong are routine. For example, Yunxia Zong."

"Heh, virtue. It's not that the Medicine Sect offends people, it's that countless people are jealous of the top ten, and when they get the chance, they will pour the dirty water of these great sects, just like they want to step on Pei Lin when they get the chance. It's a pity, Pei Lin doesn't care about those things. He has a small stomach, he seals a bunch of accounts when he is free, and writes down a small book when he is not free, the same operating rules are used by the big sects."

"A disciple with a big heart taught by the sect."

06583-simple

Jing Huiying said to me: "As long as the total number of contestants is not less than 81, Fellow Daoist Pei can ban people from participating at will."

"Hey, Hui Huiying, have you sold yourself to Young Master Pei, haven't you? As the organizer, you actually handed over the selection of contestants to an outsider?"

Me: "You fellow Taoist Kong Zixian at the Jindan stage, what are you yelling at? I preliminarily estimate that you don't have the ability to use a mirror to reflect the scenery of the secret realm."

Kong Zixian: "What's so difficult about it? Just a general-purpose travel mirror and a ticket to any secret realm that is not highly isolated from the main world. With a little refinement, combine the two, and you're done."

"Wow, is it that simple?"

Me: "Yes, it's that simple in theory, so even if I pull black Yiyujian's people, it can completely meet Jinghuiying's requirement for the number of participants."

Kong Zixian: "Hey, hey, Young Master Pei, don't change the subject, you should speak clearly first, why do you say I can't do such a simple thing?"

Me: "Because I'm eyeing you. You don't have any available secret tickets on you right now, so you need to get them by trading in the next time, and I think I can intercept all your transactions. I'm in the secret ticket dealer The group is quite popular, if I ask the ticket dealers to trade all the tickets you fancy to me, do you think they will agree?"

Kong Zixian: "...is it amazing to be rich?"

Me: "When it comes to shopping, having money is certainly more important than not having money."

Kong Zixian: "...Even without additional tickets, you can communicate with the secret realm just by relying on the mirror. Some secret realms have a very high degree of openness, which is basically similar to the isolation degree of the small sect parties in the main world. We all know that some very domineering tours Sightseeing mirrors can directly break through the defensive formations of third-rate sects to see the scenes in the sects. With this kind of mirrors, when you find the coordinate area connecting the low-isolation secret realm with the main world, you can see the scenes in the secret realm. "

Kong Zixian: "Travel and sightseeing mirrors are general goods. It is difficult for you to cut off all sales channels. Even if you sell out all official supply channels now, I can still find private sellers. There is always your gangster who is willing to help me. As for the coordinates of the low-isolation secret realm, it belongs to the intelligence category, and it is much easier to steal than the real thing."