Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06516-deliberately

Mao Qiu: "Even if Pei Sui and Lin Yun don't allow it, when the big brother wants to rub Pei Lin's head, he rubs it casually."

Pei Kong: "Because we can't stop the real one, we can't tolerate imitation."

Pei Jianzhuo: "I am not an imitation of Jiang Weixiao."

Pei Kong: "Your personality and style should incorporate many...elders whom Pei Lin deeply trusts."

Xiao Sui: "Eldest senior brother is now the master's peer. No, he was also the same generation in the past. He has always been called senior brother, not uncle and uncle."

Mao Qiu: "Senior brother is a job title, not a sign of seniority."

Xiao Sui stared at Pei Jianzhuo, seeming to get annoyed more and more, and finally turned his head to look at the Jindan projection.

I asked Pei Jianzhuo: "Did you do it on purpose?"

Pei Jianzhuo: "Actually, you should have pointed this out on purpose. As for my composition, just as Pei Kong said, when you were raising me, you took the characteristics of those people you trusted as nutrients. Among them, Jiang Weixiao, who played the No.1 role of your elder brother when you were young, must be a part that cannot be ignored."

Xiao Sui grabbed the hammer and began to smash the walnuts.Various leaves are swaying in the ice flower garden, probably to remind Xiao Sui that peeling the walnuts can be left to it, and the head housekeeper does not need to do it himself.

Pei Jianzhuo: "Part of the temperament of the Lingbao comes from the temperament of its owner, and the other part comes from the world that its owner has come into contact with. The more valued by its owner and the more influence it has on its owner, the corresponding response to the Lingbao will be more impact."

Pei Jianzhuo: "That is to say, not only me, Pei Bing and Pei Suilin's temperament must have been influenced to a certain extent by people who are very important to Pei Lin, such as Jiang Weixiao and Elder Pei Ji."

Pei Jianzhuo: "This is inevitable."

Xiao Sui changed it to smashing coconuts.

Pei Kong patted Pei Bing again: "You can rest assured. Pei Jianzhuo deliberately distanced himself from Pei Suilin."

In fact, Xiao Sui is not very hostile to the senior brother, but I think Xiao Sui is quite special to the senior brother, the special kind who is willing to come out and meet.

Maoqiu: "Hateful in the mouth, thinking in the heart, do you like enemies?"

A coconut hits the furball. The furball, which had been prepared for a long time, was able to dodge, but was suppressed by the little follower who had also expected it, so the furball could only watch helplessly as the coconut got closer and closer to him, and was finally caught Pei Jianzhuo, who was not the target of Xiao Sui's defense for the time being, swung his sword away.

The hairball picked up by Pei Jianzhuo: "...Thank you, but it would be better if you picked out coconuts instead of me."

Pei Jianzhuo: "I don't want to challenge Pei Suilin's authority as a housekeeper. Although I don't know how to maintain it, for the time being, I have decided that when facing Pei Suilin's attack, I will only hide, not block, let alone fight back. At least let's deal with it today. "

06517-image

Xiao Sui: "You don't need to let me, this is my space, even if you deliberately oppose me like Pei Ao, I will...not let you win all."

Is the self-positioning of this manifesto a bit too low?

Pei Kong: "Some people clearly know that housekeepers need the highest standard of pampering, so why do they always want to let the whole space hear their partial words?"

Maoqiu: "If you love him, you bully him?"

Xiao Sui mobilized a large ball of spiritual vein water to hit the fur ball, and of course also hit Pei Jianzhuo who was holding the fur ball.

Pei Jianzhuo ran away with the cat in his arms.

Xiao Sui now looks at Pei Jianzhuo in the same way that he looks at fur balls.

It is agreed that my other soul connectors will treat Pei Jianzhuo like an elder?Do you suspect that there will be some in-depth exchanges?

Pei Kong: "This is called revealing one's nature."

Don't say it's none of your business, do you?

Pei Kong: "Actually, this has nothing to do with me. I am not your soul connector. My physical condition also determines that I cannot participate in the regular fighting activities of your connectors."

Routine... fight?

Pei Kong: "Swords have been cultivated, no matter what their temperament is in other aspects, fighting may be unavoidable, right?"

Maoqiu: "It's not a fight if one side doesn't fight back."

Xiao Sui: "Say no more!"

Pei Jianzhuo: "It's not giving up, it's the strategy. Pei Suilin has already pointed out the key issue. This is Pei Suilin's space. In this space, except for Pei Lin as the master, Pei Suilin has absolute suppression ability when facing other items. I am here The odds of winning against Pei Suilin here are too low, especially since I can't be ruthless against Pei Suilin, the chance of a comeback will be further reduced, so I decided to admit defeat at the beginning to maintain the majestic image of my protector."

Pei Bing: "...the image seems to have collapsed."

As long as a person talks too much, no matter what his image was before, he will collapse.The aura of chatter is always too friendly, and it can't create a masculine temperament, only a male nerve.

Pei Jianzhuo: "Of course, the image of the mountain looking up to the sky can only be created with a certain distance. Once it is close enough, it will only be blind."

Pei Kong: "Yo, I'm still illiterate."

Pei Jianzhuo: "Should it be described as 'only because I am in this mountain'?"

Pei Kong: "You should shut up."

Not too possible.My Lingbao must have my characteristics, and chattering is my body, so it is not certain what other qualities my Lingbaos have, but the chattering attribute must be enough.

Fuqiu: "On the first day of settlement, reveal your true nature."

Pei Jianzhuo: "Kindly."

Pei Bing smashed ice cubes for the new residents on the small suit, with a happy expression on his face.

Pei Kong: "...Well, illiteracy is also a genetic fault."

ah?Which word is not used correctly?Is it blooming?I think it's a good pairing with Huanhuanxixi, right?The meaning is clear and unambiguous.

Pei Jianzhuo: "Yes, it's enough for everyone who listens to understand."

06518 - The third mission

The inside of my space is bustling with activity, but outside, the little uncle I face has a cold expression.

Little uncle: "There are only three things, I will give you one more task, and when you mess up again, I will give you three times the punishment."

Me: "What if I succeed?"

Junior Uncle: "Is this your attitude towards doing tasks?"

Me: "Actually, the success rate of my task is still good."

Junior Martial Uncle: "Oh? How many missions have you done in total besides the same general Smash Bros. distribution map mission? What is the success rate? The missions you did at the debt collection office simply got you fired."

Why did you, who was expelled from the Disciplinary Office, use the expulsion to hurt me?

Little uncle: "The third task is to leave a wound on my body. The time limit is seven days. As long as you do it yourself, there is no limit to the means. You can use pills, talismans, magic tools, magic circles, etc., except You can’t ask someone else to do it for you.”

Me: "What if I drive the spirit beast or spirit plant to successfully attack?"

The little uncle thought for a while, and said: "Then let me change the conditions. You can find someone else to be your helper, even in the Mahayana period, as long as you can invite it. Of course, spirit beasts and spirit plants are also fine."

Little Martial Uncle: "The only requirement is seven days."

Young Master Uncle: "It needs to be noted that if you fail this task, you will face the settlement penalty of my three failed tasks; if you succeed, you will avoid this penalty, but there will be no reward."

Me: "That is to say, if I ask for a helper, I have to pay the helper myself."

Little Martial Uncle: "Yes, what level of help should you ask for, and what level of remuneration should you pay. If you have the ability, go ask for it."

I don't think it's completely hopeless?

06519-help

Elder Liao Li: "Don't think about me, I will never get involved in the infighting among the official disciples of Yunxia Sect."

Me: "The news travels really fast."

Elder Liao Li: "That's right, the beauty deal has attracted much attention."

Then I went one by one to ask the elders of Yunxia Sect about their willingness to participate in this.

Elder Huigu: "The rewards will be shown first. What nonsense are you asking?"

Me: "Except for myself, I don't think I can pay Da Neng enough to be interested and willing to help me in another stage of transformation. Even if it causes any slight injury to Elder Qi, it shouldn't hurt Da Neng." It's difficult, but as long as I don't give a necessary reason, the mighty will never be willing to pay any small labor."

Elder Huigu: "Comparatively speaking, the deal with the lowest reward value may be that you negotiate directly with Qi Xi. If you can get a reward that satisfies Qi Xi, Qi Xi might be willing to hurt herself a little."

Elder Huigu: "The current situation is that Qi Xi insists on punishing you, so it means that punishing you will bring him benefits. In other words, you, now, have benefits that he needs. You just take that Take out the benefits and give them to Qi Xi, and that's over."

Elder Huigu: "Most of the other God Transformation Mahayana stages don't currently have any benefits that require your cooperation, so most of them won't trade with you."

Me: "If Elder Qi wants something, he can tell me directly, there is no need to be devious, I will basically not refuse the request of the Yunxia Sect elder... I mean, a reasonable request." Elder Yi Ruo's playful request does not count.

Elder Huigu: "Children must be thin-skinned."

Are you kidding me?

Father ignored me, Elder Tianzhuo I dare not ask, Grandmaster said 'children go play by themselves', Elder Yang Chelu smiled and said nothing...

The former head, Elder Yue Yidu, finally gave me a meaningful response: "Your thinking is wrong. 'You ask the Huashen Mahayana to help you' and 'One Huashen Mahayana attacks another Huashen Mahayana' These are two unrelated things. No matter whether the God Transformation Mahayana is willing to help you or not, they will definitely put aside your consideration before attacking another God Transformation Stage, whether it is necessary to attack this Transformation God Stage .”

Elder Yue: "So if a Huashen Mahayana is willing to help you attack Elder Qi, then two conditions must be met: first, that Huashen Mahayana wants or needs to attack Elder Qi; God Mahayana is willing to strike multiple birds with one stone and negotiate a deal with you about attacking Elder Qi."

Elder Yue: "So if you do it according to this idea, you have to do two things: one is to find the Mahayana stage of Huashen that you intended to attack Elder Qi within these seven days, and the other is that there happens to be something in you that has enough It is worth discussing a deal with that Huashen Mahayana.”

Elder Yue: "And these two points are not related to each other. Moreover, even if you succeed in doing so, Elder Qi may not necessarily recognize that the God of Transformation Mahayana Qi is the helper you invited, that is, Elder Qi is wounded but you are injured. The task was not completed."

Elder Yue: "'You hurt Elder Qi by any means within seven days' and 'Elder Qi was injured within seven days' can be two different things. Two things that are not related."