Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06452-One word hall

"What about the standards of people who don't eat spicy food every day?"

Disciple Mu Fenglin: "People who don't eat spicy food in daily life suddenly eat spicy food. It is recommended to try only slightly spicy food. However, for monks, heavy spicy food is fine. The big deal is that it hurts the stomach. Follow-up treatment is enough. But even if the problem of injury is not considered, after a while The spicy taste will not bring any pleasure to diners who are unfamiliar with it, that is, it is not a delicacy, but more like a punishment."

Disciple Mu Fenglin: "Reminder, in the serious classification, spicy is not actually a taste, it is a pain. Consider your own tolerance, don't be greedy for novelty and force yourself too much."

"But Mu Fenglin's hot pot is indeed too fresh, I want to try it, even if it's a punishment."

Disciple Mu Fenglin: "We still hope that our customers will come to buy because they like the taste of the food we make, not because of our reputation."

"Your reputation is also based on your long-standing taste. The benchmark in the sweet world."

Disciple Mu Fenglin: "Ah, it is our pride to be able to make a brand effect, but most of the time we still hope that customers can return to the taste of the food itself. After all, our cultivation of Mu Fenglin is not based on reputation, but on taste. We hope After eating our products, our customers give us feedback on the taste, rather than check-in and collection of online celebrity products."

Me: "Old customers of Mufenglin can apply for hot pot quotas. I will judge whether you are suitable for eating medium spicy hot pot based on your speeches in Shazhuan, Zongwang and other places. Anyway, hot pot tickets will not be sold in total. I can use strict criteria to screen, and in the end, I may be wrongly killed when we are eliminated, but the remaining customers must meet multiple criteria such as being able to eat spicy food, not causing trouble, and loving sweets.”

Me: "I know that there must be many people who disagree with me taking on the role of the screener. I originally planned to hand over this job to fellow Taoist Mu Fenglin, but I thought about it again. People with a high love for sweets generally have a very bad temper. Well, they may not necessarily be my fans, but they don't have a strong sense of rejection towards me, so those who hate me and those who are not satisfied with me can be directly screened out of the candidate list."

"Are you going to make things your own? This is not Shazhuan!"

"... Sha Zhuan has never been Pei Lin's talker, has he? Pei Lin only records Sha Zhuan, and occasionally stops suspected irreversible harm. Other times, he lets everyone do as he pleases."

"Call him at will, praise him at will, fight at will, date him at will..."

"About what?"

"What do you want to date?"

06453 - really understand

Disciple Mu Fenglin: "This hot pot meal is centered on Fellow Daoist Pei, so it is appropriate for Fellow Daoist Pei to be the screener. We believe that Fellow Daoist Pei will not deprive someone of their quota just because they are dissatisfied with him; if deprived, There must be other reasons that are more related to hot pot and sweets."

"I agree with Mu Fenglin's statement. Pei Lin is so thick-skinned that it's hard to describe when he's being scolded. He just stripped the nonsense from the scolding words, and then carefully studied the reasoning inside. Element."

"Screen out the elements that are useful to him from scolding and praise, and then deal with them with an objective attitude. Tolerance, generosity, idol."

"Superficial praise is the content that will be stripped and thrown away, to put it bluntly."

"No, if the previous sentence is fresh and refined enough, Pei Lin may take a second look at the superficial sentence that follows, and throw it away after reading it, and it will enter Pei Lin's mind. It's worth it."

I asked Mu Fenglin's disciple in three dimensions: "I just selected according to the criteria I said? Do you have any other criteria that need to be added?"

Disciple Mu Fenglin: "We believe in your taste."

My taste is far less reliable than my face. I don't care about the after-sales service if there is an accident if I don't discuss it in advance.

In the end, I selected ten regular customers of Mufenglin.Apparently, this number has caused a lot of protests.

Me: "People who have never bought anything in Mufenglin, what are you protesting?"

"We don't like sweets, but we are hot pot lovers. Have you ever bought sweets in Mufenglin? The gift from others doesn't count, and this hot pot meal started because of you but doesn't require you to pay for it doesn't count." Calculate."

Qin Jing: "Pei Lin has never bought anything from Mufenglin's official sales channels, but he has bought a lot from me. He can be regarded as a long-term customer of Mufenglin."

Idlers:

"Again, repeatedly, this is an important point that cannot be ignored: Although Mu Fenglin mainly sells sweets, he does not only sell sweets. Mu Fenglin's other flavors of snacks can only be said to be slightly less amazing than his sweets. But compared with other brands of snacks, it is still an absolute high-quality product, and you will definitely not lose money if you buy it.”

"Mu Fenglin's main nicknames are both dessert shop and snack shop, and the latter obviously includes more than dessert."

"Some people are really like what Mu Fenglin was worried about. They only saw the hot styles of Internet celebrities, but they didn't really understand Mu Fenglin."

"I'm just eating a snack, so I don't need to understand a sect, right?"

"Obviously you are not an experienced snack lover, otherwise you will discover the best snacks for you while eating, instead of just following the trend and eating what others say. For example, Pei Lin is not interested in sweets, but he is not interested in sweets. I will find specific disciples of Mu Fenglin to buy the flavors he likes."

06454-Fate

"In fact, most of Mu Fenglin's disciples will sell snacks privately, which is their individual style. It is in the same line as Mu Fenglin as a whole, but it also incorporates its own carvings; it has guaranteed deliciousness and special decoration. For Customers who use this kind of private channel are actually more valued by Mu Fenglin, because this kind of customer is very targeted to help specific disciples understand their own way, which is more useful than the general Mu Fenglin official channel customers."

"I really tried to find Mu Fenglin's specific disciples to buy snacks, because they are more likely to be adjusted according to my taste than official channels, but I have found several Mu Fenglin disciples, and none of them are willing to establish a relationship with me. Long-term contact, I have never been allowed to make a customization request, and I have helped me buy snacks from the official store."

"I have successfully customized it, although not many times, but it is really delicious."

"This kind of thing depends on fate. Mu Fenglin's disciples are generally not short of money, and they are willing to customize for others only because the customization requirements put forward by that person will help them to enlighten themselves."

"The fate of Taoist couple?"

"...If disciple Mu Fenglin is willing to customize snacks for you for a lifetime, and later only gives you the right to customize them and refuses to customize them for others, then it may really be the fate of Taoist couples. But usually, such as Qin Jing and Pei Lin Yes, it can only be regarded as the fate of friends, because Qin Jing only makes customized models for Pei Lin a few times a year, and while customizing for Pei Lin, he also receives other customized customers, there is no one-to-one binding."

"Friends with guns are not bound one-to-one."

Qin Jing: "Hey, let's talk about it, don't hurt me, I just have a pure snack relationship with Fellow Daoist Pei."

Me: "Are you going to limit my friendship again?"

"No, we only pay close attention to your broken virginity. The focus is so great that you can either find a Taoist companion and bind him for life in one step, or you can only be with him for a lifetime. Outsiders can't be picky about the Taoist companion, they can only bless you. , But friends with guns... For example, Daoyou Qin, who would be terrified at the mention of something that might happen to you, obviously couldn't bear to have redundant communication with you while the whole world is watching you."

"We believe that you, Pei Lin, would not be willing to spend a night with a panicked guy, because the atmosphere will definitely not be uplifting and you won't be able to enjoy it."

"You can only watch the Hehuan Sect."

"But didn't Hehuan Sect block Pei Lin again?"

Me: "When you say 'again' blacklisted, which time do you mean?"

"This time in the ongoing tense."

06455-Cleanliness

"It's okay, it's just a superficial blacklist, and some disciples of the Hehuan Sect are willing to make an appointment with you."

"But Pei Lin Golden Core is at its peak..."

"It's not necessary for the two parties to have the same level of cultivation, it's fine if there's a big difference in level. Isn't that what Elder Jiang Lin and Elder Pei Ji were like back then? And they're still Taoist couples."

"Pei Lin, don't worry, not only do we not restrict you from making friends, but we also expect you to make friends every day, all kinds of friends."

"Our current mentality has changed to expecting you to lose your virginity soon."

"To see the taste of your partner. Although you have countless young master's faults, the things you prefer are generally very good. We look forward to you asking a high-quality sex buddy."

"Then we can also make an appointment with that quality buddy with benefits."

"Even if I made an appointment with you indirectly. Hehehe."

Me: "Sounds a bit disgusting? Indirect multiple people can do it."

"I never heard that you have a cleanliness."

Me: "There are still some issues."

"It will definitely be cleaned."

Me: "Psychological."

"Then you will live forever."

Me: "I'm already mentally prepared to accept it, but you still can't seem to accept it?"

"No, I can accept it, and I'm looking forward to it. I don't want to see other people's aura on Pei Lin."

"If you look for a low cultivation base, it means that Pei Lin unilaterally infected others."

"It's not so absolute. Two people together, even if there is a large level of suppression, it is impossible to form a pure one-way, otherwise there will be no cross-level Taoist couple."

"Cleaning up after being infected is different from never being infected."

"So there are so many guys with a mental cleanliness? Then Pei Lin's making friends is a bit of a hindrance."

"We won't interfere. No matter what Pei Meiren does, we will convince ourselves to accept it. If we really can't accept it, we will take off our fans, and we will not force Pei Meiren to become what we dreamed of. If we can only accept an existence that fully matches our dreams , then we might as well customize the puppet."

"Puppet embankment disciples seem to be taking private jobs with custom money?"

"Definitely accept it. Most of the puppets are custom-made models. The templates sold by the government must be reprocessed after customers buy them. Otherwise, they can only do a small amount of basic activities and cannot work seriously at all."

"Fellow Daoist Qin Jing, don't be afraid, even if something happens between you and Pei Lin, we won't make things difficult for you."

"You can't represent everyone. Some people said they would swear to the death to protect Pei Lin's chastity."

"Don't be funny, with Pei Lin's current cultivation base, the guy who can offer protection to him, the bottom line requirement must be the late stage of Jindan, right? A disabled person who has no brains to chase stars and insists on making idols match his fantasy can cultivate to Jindan Late stage?"

"Those children in the top ten?"