Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06368-No after-sales service

"Damn it, this young master actually used Nascent Soul-level spirit plant parts as window sill decorations..."

"How many times do you have to say it before you remember? Don't involve his parents when scolding Pei Lin. Do you think it's safer to scold Elder Jiang Lin than Elder Pei Ji? Elder Jiang Lin and the Hehuan Sect are unlikely to kill you, but you It is clear that you want to buy things in Pei Lin's territory. Buying things cost money. Can you compare your ability to spend money with Hehuan Zong? Be careful that Hehuan Zong raises the price of all the things you fancy and buys them first. What will you do? None can be bought."

Me: "Let me declare that the Nascent Soul-level spiritual plant parts I put in the candy house were raised by myself, in my storage space, and were not taken from the planting peak of Yunxiazong. And I have already said , The small world formed by my storage space is not perfect, so there must be differences between the spiritual plants inside and the spiritual plants in the main world, such as bearing my brand or certain disabilities. Measure carefully."

Me: "I don't have after-sales service here. If you buy the wrong thing by yourself, I don't care about compensation, and generally I won't return it."

"You don't need to teach us to buy things. It's normal for you to reflect on yourself a few times when you buy things from others."

"San Shao Pei, I don't quite understand it. It stands to reason that the height of the portable space that blends in with you doesn't count the external and extra items, but how can the self-produced items in it be higher than your level?"

Me: "I also raised a peak-level Nascent Soul... I don't know if it is a spirit beast or a monster. Although the raw materials of that beast are foreign objects, the process of forming and upgrading is completed in my space, so it is still possible. It counts as being raised by me."

"Oh, I seem to have heard that it is the extremely disgusting winged lizard you used when you caused trouble in Chiwuzong, right? The raw material is the worms of the federal universe."

"What, causing trouble in Chiwuzong? Why didn't Chiwuzong kill him?"

"Not only was he not killed, it is said that when Pei Lin stepped out of the gate of the Chiwu Sect, he was not even injured."

"Why does the Chiwu Sect treat him so favorably? Ordinary people who whisper a few words at the gate of the Chiwu Sect may incur serious injuries."

"Why do you complain to Chi Wuzong?"

"Pei Lin, that disgusting bug of yours is absolutely not allowed to be put in the candy house. Even if you turn the new version of the candy house into a grocery store, all the groceries in it are edible anyway. Don't put something unappetizing in it. .”

Me: "No, this big lizard has been isolated for a long time even in my space. Actually, I can't control it very much. Of course I dare not release it casually. I released it in Chiwuzong that time because I believed in Chiwu. Zong can definitely suppress this big lizard."

Chi Wu Zong: "You can add a few words of praise, so that we won't smack you the next time you come to Chi Wu Zong."

06369-Don't touch yourself

"Comparing the old and new versions of Candy House, it seems that we can see the difference between Mu Fenglin and Yunxiazong."

"Pei Lin can't represent the Yunxia Sect yet, at least at this stage. Besides, even if they are the elders who can represent the Yunxia Sect, if Elder Yi Ruo and Elder Pei Ji both build candy houses, can they have the same style?"

"...Although it's hard to imagine what Elder Pei Ji's candy house is like, I definitely won't step into Elder Yi Ruo's candy house."

"Hey, Young Master Pei, did Elder Pei Ji choose delicious sweets to feed you when you were young? Dig a piece of cake with a spoon, then put it to your mouth, and coax you to eat it softly."

"...What a horrifying scene."

"Children should eat less sweets."

"Usually that should be the picture of feeding."

"Pei Lin was born with the memory of an adult, how could he need someone to feed him? I heard that Pei Lin fed himself in a daze before all his teeth grew."

"It sounds so miserable. Even if you have the memory of an adult, your body is a baby after all. Your strength, balance, and control are all bad. Do you have to take care of yourself? That kind of heart knows what to do but the body just doesn't know what to do." The feeling of cooperating was very difficult, as if it was useless. At that time, the father did not comfort his son, and even scolded his son to 'don't act like a baby' and 'self-reliance', which was too much."

Me: "It's all about your brains, don't blame other people's fathers. Who is like a waste when they are young? Learn to control your body from the beginning, and you can feel the progress every day. Understanding all parts of my body has laid a perceptual foundation for the subsequent training of swordsmen, what is difficult?"

Me: "Do you have to run wildly to feel the breath of life? Learning the world and learning yourself can't make people addicted?"

"Master Pei, let's open your store. Don't go around looking for topics to get mixed up in. If you ignore these topics, they will sink to the bottom in a few minutes. Once you mix them up, they will float on the front page for a long time."

Me: "I just want to attract people to scold this topic with me."

"I beg you to save everyone some trouble. Any topic you participate in is one-quarter boasting, one-quarter scolding, and the other half picking off the topic. How long will it be one-sided?"

Me: "But when I'm watching, I can skip the off topic and those that don't support me, and only look at those that support me."

06370-cat customer

Outside the candy house, a person exclaimed: "Why does this cat, which can't even speak human words, get a place?"

Erqimao, who got the quota and was walking towards the candy house with a reading group on his back, looked back at the person who questioned him, and replied, "Meow."

Miao Miaomiao, who accompanied Erqimao, translated: "The meaning of 'meow' is that it can understand human language, and can also express sentences with complete meaning, but its expression is generally incomprehensible to humans. .You can understand that it speaks a remote dialect."

"...From the Demon League, don't you don't care about us, can the word meow express so many meanings?"

Miao Miaomiao: "Believe it or not. Anyway, it was released. If you have any opinions, please go to Pei Miaomiao. Pei Miaomiao never said that the guests of this candy house can only be human beings, let alone spirit beasts. He didn't violate his pre-set rules by putting in mortal beasts."

Of course I want to let the Erqi cat go. I abducted it to the main world, and I am responsible for it, and its current cultivation is still in the stage of "learning not to let the energy in its body explode". Beast cats are similar, a table leg can support it, and I can pay for its sweets.

People outside the candy house were also questioning Miao Miaomiao about Erqimao's payment.

Miao Miaomiao: "Do you think I can't afford it?"

"The rule of the candy house is to pay on the spot. You didn't go in with the cat, how can you help it pay?"

Miao Miaomiao: "It hangs storage utensils around its neck, can't you see it?"

"Huh? Is there something on your neck?"

Miao Miaomiao: "You only care about the race that questioned it, and you don't look at anything serious, right? This is a quasi-disciple of our Demon League, and it is covered by our Demon League. It can go to any public place you can go."

"Why is your demon league always so casual in accepting disciples? The disciples who pass the entrance examination can account for at most [-]% of the total number of disciples, and the other [-]% come into the demon league at any time and you accept it."

Miao Miaomiao: "I don't control the rules of recruiting. Anyway, our Monster League has always been like this. The Monster League exists to protect the Monster Cultivators. As long as all the Monster Cultivators are willing to join the Monster League, we will accept them."

"In addition to strict requirements on race, the Demon League may not lose to Kunlun in terms of tolerance in cultivating disciples? A demon cultivator can find himself in the Demon League no matter how he becomes a demon or what hobbies he has. s position."

Miao Miaomiao: "Of course. Our Demon League's skills are to connect the skills of different monsters together. As long as you can transform into a human form, you will have a connection point and you can become a member of our Demon League."

06371-Primary stage

"Cat demon, why don't you go in with that quasi-cat demon?"

Miao Miaomiao: "It secretly applied for the candy house quota at this point in time, but I don't have it. When I found out, it would have been queued up for a few days before applying. Or who of you is willing to give up your number? Give me?"

"What are we doing here if we have a number for the current time?"

Miao Miaomiao: "But I can accompany Erqi Mao into the new version of the candy house. I applied for that together with it."

"It has to enter both kinds of candy houses? Does it love sweets so much? But judging by my hasty perception, that cat is not so much a reserve for demon cultivators, but rather a monster that is pulling back. It must be carefully controlled, right? Also, is it sure that its digestive system is fundamentally different from that of a mortal cat? There are chocolates in both versions of the candy house, are you sure it can eat it?"

Miao Miaomiao: "I asked Pei Miaomiao, and he said that he would let the audience tell the guests about the inedible parts, and refused to help the guests get them. Those Nascent Soul-level spiritual plant parts in the new version of the candy house, Jindanqi Danxiu came You can't buy it, you have to be in the Yuanying stage to buy it. Of course, Pei Miaomiao knows that it is impossible for a professional Danxiu to get the Yuanying-level spiritual plant parts and stuff it in his mouth to burst himself, but in order to maintain all the contents of the candy house All can be imported immediately' attribute, but he still refused. I am relieved that Erqi Mao will be taken care of by Pei Miaomiao. We are all one family."

"...You explain it as you please, don't you have so many flaws? Who is in your family? Apart from raising a cat spirit beast, what does Pei Lin have to do with cats?"

"This really can't be considered Miao Miaomiao's chaotic relationship. Pei Lin did turn into a cat in the last secret realm."

"what?!"

"You don't know? Come, come, I'll give you eight..."

Erqimao sniffed around after entering the candy house, and then chose a small mouse-shaped mille-feuille that was running back and forth at the foot of the wall. Take out the corresponding Lingshi and Lingzhu, and then put the little mouse into the storage necklace.

The storage necklace is very thin, and its color is similar to Erqi Cat's neck fur. In addition, Erqi Cat's chaotic energy is too obvious, so when they meet in a hurry, it is not easy for others to notice that there is such a thing on its neck.

However, with Erqimao's energy control ability, he can take and put items from storage utensils so smoothly... Maybe it's because of his love for saving delicious food?With this love, maybe it can quickly learn to use various utensils related to food?

I don't know what will happen if Erqi Mao learns to control the candy house.

Pei Bing: "It's not good. It may eat the raw materials directly, and then the candy store will not be able to continue. It doesn't show a special love for sweets. The reason for choosing the mouse is probably because it is a mouse, not a rat. Other sweets are more delicious."

Therefore, Erqimao is still in the initial stage of tasting food: although it pursues food, it does not have much discerning ability.