Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06348-All can be eaten

Sami Tan: "What if I have to buy reading groups?"

Me: "Let's see if you want to buy a piece of cake from Candy House. The pricing is at the level of Mufenglin."

Tan Sami: "Since I have come to this sweet food city, of course I have enough money to buy Mufenglin products... But I am really not willing to buy too much, after all, I will change jobs soon, so I need to save money, just in case Soon there will be no food."

After wandering around for a while, Tan Sami saw a small plate made of purple sweet potatoes, and on the plate was a small jar of strawberry jam.

Tan Sami: "I just want the saucer, not the jar and what's in the jar."

The reading group gave her a quotation.

Tan Sami breathed a sigh of relief: "It's not bad, it's lower than my upper limit psychological price."

She checked the map again, and said to the reading group: "This plate is left behind by the predecessors, maybe it is better for monks? I am still in the recovery period for sweets, and I am not too picky about the taste."

Reading group: "Pei Linxin cooks the same food at a lower price."

Tan Sami: "Then I want Pei Shaoxin to make it. Can I make new dishes before the old dishes are eaten?"

Reading group: "Yes. Pei Lin has been notified."

A new plate with the same appearance as the old one appeared on the table in front of Tan Sami.

Tan Sami: "It may be a psychological effect again. I think the new disc is more beautiful. It seems to be shrouded in a halo of beauty."

Xiao Sui: "This is a person with taste. He deserves to have been in the fashion industry."

Pei Kong: "Is her job really related to the fashion industry?"

The edges must have been stained, no matter how rare it is.

I said to Tan Sami: "Since you are so supportive, I will give you another [-]% discount. My usual rule is still to pay first. After the transfer, the purple potato dish will belong to you."

Tan Sami immediately transferred the fee to my account in the mortal world, and the reading group gave her a small jelly-like handbag for her convenience.

Me: "The pocket is a bonus, and you can also eat it. It tastes like jelly. The rule in the candy house is: except for the guests, everything is sweet."

Tan Sami: "Is the reading group a dessert that can be eaten?"

Me: "Yes, the reading group can be regarded as a moving jelly, but if someone eats the reading group, then in addition to paying for the sweets, you also need to pay me a larger amount of staff loss fees. After all, training employees is better than using existing ones. It is more complicated to make sweets with a program. Of course, I will try to prevent you from eating the reading group, and try to increase the defense and escape ability of the reading group."

06349 - Continuous Improvement

Tan Sami: "Didn't the reading group's self-protection ability directly embezzle the Yunxia Sect's formation?"

Me: "In order to be consistent with the food temperament inside the candy house, plus the need to follow the guests without leaving the body, and constantly optimize the service plan, so mobility is needed, that is, it is inconvenient for the group to use external forces to a large extent, I am still looking for That balance point. Don’t worry, you can’t hurt the reading group whatever you do. It’s the Nascent Soul stage that may cause problems for the reading group.”

Tan Sami: "Young Master Pei, please do your best. If I buy another sweet, will you give me an extra bag of jelly?"

Me: "If this bag can hold it now, I won't give it to you, but if you strongly demand, you can also buy the bag alone."

The reading group immediately reported the price of the jelly bag to Tan Sami.The prices of different specifications are different, the bigger the more expensive, but compared to the sweets in the candy house, they are all cheaper. After all, the taste of the bags is very ordinary, far from the standard of Mu Fenglin. I mainly consider the sturdiness of these bags. And not delicious.

Tan Sami: "Is it strong enough that I can take the dish home and it won't break? Then I can bite it with my teeth?"

Reading group: "When there are items inside, the main attribute of the bag is to hold things, which mainly reflects the firmness; when the inner items are taken away and the bag is empty, if you fold the bag and put it on the plate, the main attribute of the bag is The attribute will be changed to food, which is soft and easy to chew like jelly."

Reading group: "Because of the dual attribute switching, the taste of the jelly bag is very ordinary."

Reading group: "In addition, it is recommended that mortals take a sip or two at most, rather than eating too much jelly bags. The switching attribute contains spiritual power, which is difficult for mortals to digest, and may even be like taking poison."

Tan Sami: "... Will jelly bags become more and more delicious in the future?"

Reading group: "Of course. Pei Lin will continue to improve, so that everything in the candy house, including my additional parts, can reach the preset deliciousness of the candy house."

Tan Sami: "Has my question been summed up so quickly, so that Young Master Pei can leave all the work of answering my questions to you?"

Reviewer: "It's the job of our reviewer to answer guests' questions. Pei Lin is just the commander in chief. He shouldn't have personally served the guests."

Tan Sami broke off a small piece of her purple potato dish and put it in her mouth, chewed it for a while, showed a happy expression, and said, "It's delicious." It relieved her feeling of being shocked.

06350- Mutual understanding

For mortal guests, the main purpose is to prevent them from getting hurt; while for the Nascent Soul Stage, the main purpose is to prevent them from making trouble.Although the candy house as a whole is at the peak level of defense against Nascent Soul, most of the new small parts I made have not been fully integrated into the defense system, and they are easily caught by the Nascent Soul Stage and become an attack breakthrough.

Senior Ding Hongdou: "I said that I am a real sweet tooth lover. You approved me to enter because you recognized my identity. What do you mean by being so guarded against me now? I said that if I don't make trouble today, I won't make trouble. If you look at me again, believe it or not." Shall I swallow this reading group first?"

Well, as soon as I came here, I found out that the defense level of the reading group has not reached the peak of Yuanying, and it can be eaten. How can I let go of my vigilance?

I passed what I wanted to say to the reading group, and then pretended to be the reading group saying: "First, the refinement of me is currently focused on information transmission, which is not good; second, you are my chosen one." The client, I stare at you mainly to hear your requests in time and meet all your reasonable requests; thirdly, although I have eyes on the outside, in fact, even without these eyes, it doesn’t affect my ability to see things. I rely on my whole body to perceive the outside world, and I don’t have a clear distinction between the five sense organs.”

Senior Ding Hongdou looked at the reading group for a while, and only asked again what he had said when he got the reading group at the door: "Unless I touch you, you are not allowed to touch my body, not even my clothes."

The reading group replied again: "Okay. No problem." This time I added an extra sentence, "Please don't jump on me suddenly."

Senior Ding Hongdou: "Sweets come first today, if we are dissatisfied, we will talk about it later."

Me: "May I ask if the maker of this candy house is Senior Ding, your favorite sweet tooth?"

Senior Ding Hongdou: "Why, you didn't pretend to be a reading group to talk to me?"

Me: "How do you tell the difference? The reading group changed its tone when helping me deliver the message."

Ding Hongdou: "There is no need to distinguish. You and the reading group have said that the meaning of the reading group in the candy house is to serve the customers and meet the requirements of the customers, and a qualified server will not ask the guests, nor will they respond Come over and ask the guests, or respond to the guests' dissatisfaction with something other than an apology."

Me: "There is a problem with your basis of judgment. My employees may not be qualified service providers. They will never be submissive to customers. If you bite it, it will definitely hit you."

Senior Ding Hongdou: "Then you just think that I have a precise intuition. You know a lot about us through Shazhuan, and we also know a lot about you through Shazhuan. Both sides can form some irrational intuitive judgments about each other. Yes. I want this screen."

Before reading the group's quotation, Senior Ding Hongdou first gave the reading group a middle-grade spirit stone: "The fee will be deducted from this piece first, and let me know when the deduction is over. If there is any leftover when I leave the candy house, you will refund my balance. "

Reading group: "OK."

06351 - deceased elder

Me: "Aren't you afraid that I will buckle more casually?"

Senior Ding Hongdou: "Are you urging me to praise you? How many people in the world would suspect that you are taking advantage of others when it comes to money? But this kind of trust does not reflect your good character, but purely believes that you have so much money. I don’t bother to lie to other people’s three melons and two dates.”

Senior Ding Hongdou: "After all, deceiving people means making up, and making up stories and making up prices requires mental work. With your brain power, it is obvious that you think that the little money you get by making up is far from enough to offset your efforts in the process of making up. labor-intensive."

Me: "If you don't want to praise me, why don't you praise me? Why do you still have to hurt me?"

Senior Ding Hongdou: "Did I tell you to start this conversation? Are you blaming me for scolding yourself?"

Me: "But you should at least ask about the price? Otherwise, what if my price makes you think it's not worth it?"

Senior Ding Hongdou: "I said it, I don't want to boast. Besides, even if you set the price too high and I was cheated this time, it was just cheated once. In fact, objectively speaking, if you enter this candy house and take a closer look It is already worthy of a middle-grade spirit stone, and the sweets you take away can be regarded as gifts."

Me: "Then for the sake of the gift, can you tell me how you felt about the visit? For example, whose work is this Mu Fenglin?"

Senior Ding Hongdou: "You can find a disciple of Mu Fenglin to answer this question for you."

Me: "Not necessarily? Many of our Yunxia Sect's Jindan stage are not familiar with the style of the elders' works, especially the elders who have passed away."

Senior Ding Hongdou: "Is the Jindan stage of Yunxiazong and Mu Fenglin's Jindan stage the same concept? Is the Yuanying stage of Yunxiazong not familiar with the style of elders? Including the elders who have just passed away."

Me: "Is it Elder Shuang Jiang?" This is Mu Fenglin, who just passed away less than a hundred years ago. Before her death, she usually used the appearance of a kind old woman, who liked to stuff sweets for passing children.

Senior Ding Hongdou: "Well, based on how I feel about this candy house, it should be her. However, this guess may not be accurate. In the decades before Shuang Jiang's death, I basically had no contact with her. She doesn’t like boring adults. All the things she made during that time were for children, and adults at most played the role of a wallet for children to pay for.

Me: "But more than a hundred years ago, Elder Qi should have grown up in appearance, so he was not considered a child, right?"

Senior Ding Hongdou: "If Shuang Jiang met you now, she would also give you sweets. Yuan Ying looks at people, and the focus is on temperament, not face. Of course, if the face matches the temperament, then when looking at the temperament, you will look at it by the way." Look at the face, and there is a bonus when you look at it."