Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06328-one is enough

"Actually, I'm seriously considering my career future. Maybe I'll give up if I'm so cruel. I know monks have pills that can help regulate the body and achieve weight loss. But on the one hand, ordinary people cannot take pills for a long time. On the other hand , its weight loss effect is to reduce the weight to a healthy level, but not to achieve skinny. "

"Because being thin is just as unhealthy as being fat."

"So there is a trade-off."

Me: "I think when making such a major decision, one should not be near the source of temptation. Thinking about quitting spicy food in a hot pot restaurant, or thinking about quitting sweets in a sweet food city, it is likely that the more you think, the more impulsive you will be."

"Master Pei, shut up, people who are naturally beautiful are not qualified to participate in body control topics."

Me: "My face is indeed naturally beautiful, but my figure is the result of sword repair training. If you go to Jianzong to see, can you find someone with a bad figure?"

"It's all good, but a good direction may not be in our favor."

"Jianxiu is what this lady whose career conflicts with sweets said, with a healthy but unphotogenic figure."

The mortal lady who was thinking about whether to quit her abstinence was named Tan Sami. She was a graphic model with little reputation, but she had a relatively stable source of business. She was considered a small figure on the fringes of the entertainment industry.After making ends meet, her standard of living is similar to that of ordinary wage earners, but she has more freedom of time than the latter.

Tan Sami does not regard herself as a person in the entertainment industry. Her work style is: assess whether the project is suitable for her, accept it when it suits her, go to the place, make up, play, get paid, and leave.

Clean and tidy, never talking about interpersonal relationships.

Sweet tooth friend: "You can't get along like this."

Tan Sami: "Oh...those things are really troublesome. I just want to rely on my innate appearance to be lazy and eat because of my good appearance, but I didn't realize until I entered this industry that there is no such thing as being lazy. Every time Party A has a lot of requirements, I think I can’t sleep well, but even insomnia can’t let the appearance show flaws, dark circles, acne, skin can’t be dry or oily, and the shape of the legs must be controlled and not allowed. Little belly..."

Tan Sami: "If I work in a sweet shop as the front desk, will the sweet shop accept me?"

Me: "I definitely won't accept it here. I am enough alone."

"If the business is booming, can you take care of it alone?"

Me: "My front desk announces the purchase rules to the buyers. As for the specific transaction, you should pay consciously. Anyway, the whole candy house is under my surveillance. I know what you have taken. At the latest, you can buy it before you leave the house." I will notify you of the total amount payable at that time, and you just need to put the fee at the designated place or transfer the money to me. If you don’t pay enough, you won’t be able to walk out the door.”

Me: "I don't need a special person to collect money, right? It's a magic weapon."

06329 - Match with environment

"You mean, you're going to let us pick up the sweets we want in the candy house?"

Me: "Yes. The sweets in different locations have different tastes. You don't know which sweets are in each location until you enter the room. Of course, you have to get in close contact with each other to decide which one you want to buy. In the candy house directly Eat it, or dig it out and take it out of the candy house, it’s okay, my surveillance will be very comprehensive, and there will be no miscalculation.”

"I fully trust your ability to collect information. The number of buyers that this candy house can accommodate at the same time is simply negligible compared to the Sand Special."

"Let the buyers wander around the candy house... Yes, the defense of the candy house is at least at the Nascent Soul level with the Yunxia Sect's large formation, so it is impossible to hurt the candy house by walking around normally, and it will not leave any damage on the surface of the candy. Dirt."

"When you want to take a piece of sweets, you can make an application to the controller, Young Master Pei, or give out a spoon or something when you enter the candy store, and you can take the fixed amount of sweets according to the specified method..."

Me: "There is also a plan to send a review group to everyone who enters the candy house. Do you know what a review group is? This thing has been tried for a while in Yunxiazong. The function is average, but the stability is not bad To put it simply, each reading group can become a customer's personal shopping guide. When a customer is interested in a certain location of sweets, ask the reading group, and the reading group will tell the customer the price of the sweets at that location and help find sweets. , or provide guests with disposable tools for guests to dig by themselves, and guests can hand over the payment to the reading group on the spot after getting the sweets.”

Me: "The shape of the reading group is generally a fluffy dumpling, or it can be a smooth dumpling without hair. If customers have special requirements for the shape of their exclusive shopping guide, they can mention it, and I can do it if it is not too much satisfy."

"Master Pei, why didn't you study in Yunxia Sect first after you got the candy house, instead of making us greedy while studying here?"

Me: "I have done a rough research in my storage space, and then I found that this candy house will adjust to the environment after communicating with the environment. For example, when it is in my storage space, it will add transparency fruit, ice, and all kinds of spiritual plants, but in this sweet food city, its sweet taste is even stronger."

Me: "So the research data in other places can only be used as a reference. I have to study it again after I get here. If I move the location later, I have to continue the research."

"Would it be particularly delicious if you move it to Mufeng Forest?"

Me: "No. If there is no controller, it should be the best in Mufeng Forest; but when I become a controller, the candy house will adapt to me first, and then adapt to the environment. So, If I don't match the environment, the candy house tastes bad."

06330-Jun Miaoliang

"The environment that best matches you must be Yunxiazong."

Me: "But I was asked not to open the candy house in or near Yunxiazong."

"The Hehuan Sect?"

"No, I just want to eat pure candy. After the candy is added to the Acacia Sect, it tastes... that's all."

"Not all candies are compatible with the Hehuan Sect."

"Mu Fenglin is a second-rate sect, and Hehuan Sect is also a second-rate sect. The upper limit of the two of them is the same. That is to say, if the two of them think about it, there is no natural barrier that cannot be completely matched. As long as there is no difference in cultivation level, the degree of matching is the same. It can be adjusted."

"Then, can this fellow Taoist tell me how to adjust the criminal register and the imitation embroidered picture to the degree of matching?"

"The imitation embroidered picture stabbed Louzi, and the criminal list made punishment arrangements according to Louzi."

"Based on the level of imitation embroidery, if it is calculated according to the punishment standard of the criminal list, it may be punished to the point of extermination, right?"

"Then the imitation embroidered figure fought back desperately, dragging the criminal name book to die together. The criminal name book gave up survival while despairing of the imitation embroidered figure's never-ending punishment for Lou Zi."

"That's a pretty good way to say it."

"Hurry up and open, Young Master Pei, I have all the money ready."

"Continue to prepare. When Young Master Pei wants to cheat money, no matter how much you prepare, you will eventually find that it is not enough."

"Nonsense, I have never been restrained in buying Shao Pei's photos, and I will buy everything I like, and I don't have enough money to live."

"Yo, so rough? Dare I ask what your sect is?"

"Guess."

"It's not the temperament of the Hehuan Sect, and the Medicine Sect has no fans of Pei Lin, so this person is not rich because of the characteristics of the sect, but his wealth is a personal characteristic?"

"It's like Pei Lin's wealth is far higher than the general standard of Yunxia Sect."

"Guess what, I know this guy, from Jun Miaoliang, Fu Ke."

There was silence around Daoyou Fu for a while, and then everyone moved a few steps away from him.

Jun Miaoliang is one of the second-rate sects. The main business of this family... In a prejudiced sense, it is thieves. His family's way can be called Miaoshoukongdao.

06331-What does the name more or less reflect?

Fu Ke smiled to fellow Taoists who were checking their wallets for missing items: "Don't be afraid, usually I only act when I get an entrustment. Stealing without a purpose will lose some taste."

"I heard that Jun Miaoliang's disciples generally don't show up in public when they are not entrusted, and they often don't even bother to go to the gate of their own house."

Fu Ke: "If this fellow Taoist hadn't exposed my identity, I wouldn't have made a public appearance today. Everyone gathered in Sweet Food City just to eat. If I don't explore each other's backgrounds, I'll be incognito."

"Fuck you, is that what 'incognito' is used for?"

Fu Ke: "Young Master Pei, after your candy store opens, can I enter?"

Me: "Yes."

Fu Ke: "Even if I accept the task of stealing your candies?"

Me: "You attack my defense, let's see who wins. If you can safely steal the sweets out of the gate of the candy house, even if you successfully steal it, I will not pursue it later; but if you are caught before you go out the gate If you stole, tried to sneak out without paying enough money, or forced your way out of the gate, you will be fined... I will think about the specific punishment."

Me: "There is a punishment layer in this candy house, but I think the content of the punishment is too gentle. I'm considering setting up another punishment."

"What is the original gentle punishment?"

Me: "The main thing is that I can see but not eat."

"This punishment is very cruel. If the sweets are really good, if you watch the really good sweets go into other people's mouths but you can't get any of them, you will become a lifelong demon."

Me: "It's even worse if you want to be a demon. I still prefer to beat him up."

"No sweet tooth."

Me: "Then punish it twice. Once to satisfy the candy shop, and once to satisfy me. Oh, yes, there are low-sugar snacks in the candy house, as well as salty and spicy snacks. In fact, it is more suitable to be called a snack house. Although there are sweets here It is mainstream, but the proportion of candy in sweets is not large, I don't know why the manufacturer named it the 'candy' house."

"Generally speaking, the creators are not completely random when naming. The name will more or less reflect a more important characteristic of the named item. It may be the core of the subject, or the cause of manufacture, or the gift of the giftee. Preferences. If you can explore clearly, then you may understand the mentality of some manufacturers better, and you can better understand the connotation of this manufactured product.”

"Question: What does the name 'Shazhuan' reflect?"

"Stupid."

"Well, yes, it reflects Young Master Pei's stupidity. As long as you understand Young Master Pei's stupidity, you can understand Sha Bo's ethos of not doing business. Look, the name has guiding significance."

Me: "Didn't it mean that there are sweet tooth lovers gathered around here, and there aren't many of my pinks?"

"Who made you stay closed. Those who only love sweets have left, and the rest are members of the Shamen League who love sweets by the way. You continue to stay closed, and there will be people who isolate the smell of sweets and come here just to guard you Pure pink."