Xiu Erdai's daily essays
Chapter 1556
06312-Calm
Yu Beast Peak: "Don't, don't be happy, this is just a hypothesis, don't take it too seriously."
Zhi Zhifeng: "Don't arouse Xiao Ke's desire to live, but you have already aroused your desire to die."
Me: "How can I. My life has just begun. If I can't deduce enough data in this life, what materials can I use for comparative analysis after I die? It should be very difficult to get a new survival quota, so when our relatives die, we will not be able to meet them and come to us in our lifetime. Therefore, we must accumulate more data while we are alive, so that we can die The long hours after that are not boring.”
Yu Beast Peak: "If the memory of the previous life will be erased every time you live, then even if you are resurrected, how can you go to your relatives in the previous life?"
Me: "Of course not after reliving, but in the death state, you can arrange it so that the relived self will 'coincidentally' meet relatives and friends in the previous life, and let the relatives and friends in the previous life 'coincidentally' discover that this person was someone in the previous life."
Me: "For the specific layout plan, you can consult the big brother."
Zhi Zhifeng: "It makes me want to die with my senior brother."
Yu Beast Peak: "Eldest brother doesn't have time to help each of you plan the layout. He can help a few favorites at most, such as his precious beauty junior brother."
At first I was chatting with people on Beast Control Peak, then people from Planting Peak came to join in the fun, and then people from other peaks also gathered together, the topic became more and more biased, and when I was about to leave, they finally remembered me again, with a tinge of asked suspiciously:
"Second Young Master, are you at the peak of Jindan?"
Me: "Yes, just entered."
"...Although upgrading to a lower level is generally not as grand as upgrading to a higher level, but you are too... as if nothing happened."
Me: "I have already received the upgrade gift." Including official gifts from Yunxia Sect, as well as private gifts from inside and outside the sect, and even from the mortal world.In terms of the number of gifts, the momentum is still huge.
"...It still feels too peaceful."
Me: "The sending and receiving department may not think so." The sending and receiving department has checked many gifts for me, and some of them are too high-level or of a variety that require elders to check them.
"No, it's not about the reaction from the outside world. It's about you, Second Young Master, who acted too calmly."
Me: "That may be because when I stabilized my cultivation on Pei Feng, I deposited my emotions by the way."
"Oh, it makes sense..."
Many people still seem to be very lost.
06313-Rumours
Me: "Are you trying to use my upgrade as an excuse to do something exciting?"
"I don't have anything in particular I want to do..."
"Speaking of excitement, Yu Qiao seems to be entering Yuan Ying soon, do you know about this, Second Young Master?"
Me: "It has been rumored for a long time that he is going to enter the Nascent Soul, and there are even many jokes that Yu Qiao is already a Nascent Soul. Is there any accurate news now? When will he enter?"
"It's next month. It seems that there are clear signs in the Rier Forest."
Me: "What signs? Is there a screenshot? Is there an emphasis on the screenshot?"
"It seems that you have to go to the scene in person to find out."
Me: "The first discoverer may have to go to the scene in person, but after the discovery, it should be able to be summarized into pictures and texts, right? Even if the summary may be somewhat distorted, the general meaning should be able to be expressed? Anyway, most People just want to see the outline, and they don't have to know all the details."
"There is no such picture and text."
Me: "That's false news again. As a casual cultivator, Yu Qiao has no fixed organization to help. He is too crazy and has no reliable friends, so if someone discovers Yu Qiao's real secret, it will be difficult for Yu Qiao to spread the secret. Stop it before. Therefore, if there is no real news after passing around, it means that Yu Qiao has no real news at all recently, and all the rumors are spreading."
"Senior brother sometimes helps Yu Qiao's gang. I mean, after the rumors that the relationship between the two of them has completely collapsed, when major incidents happen to Yu Qiao, senior brother will still help Yu Qiao. Although when helping, everyone The senior brother may be doing it for profit, but the way of helping, it feels like the senior brother still has feelings for Yu Qiao."
Me: "What way?"
"Well It's the way of tenderness."
"Nonsense. During the years when the elder brother and Yu Qiao had the most intense rumors, the elder brother had nothing to do with the warmth when he did things related to Yu Qiao."
"It didn't happen in those years, it only happened after it collapsed."
"You mean the elder brother felt guilty after the collapse? So he made up for it?"
"Of course not. Senior brother is not the type who will silently pay for irreparable things."
"Maybe it can be redeemed if you pay too much?"
"If you really want to restore it, with the ability of the senior brother, you have already succeeded. Sometimes the senior brother deliberately provokes Yu Qiao, and there is no attempt to redeem the relationship at all."
"Second Young Master, are you really leaving? Are you sure you don't want to continue chatting?"
Me: "Well. I don't seem to have anything to do here. Chatting can be carried out in Xiaoshazhuan."
"We left you aside while we were talking, aren't you a little disappointed? You have just raised a small level, so it should belong to the protagonist."
Me: "Every day, people are promoted to a lower level. As long as you don't upgrade yourself, you don't have to take care of the mood of the newly promoted people."
"It's relatively easy to rise to the peak of Jindan in the late stage of Jindan...not every day."
"The promotion of your small level is a big deal, second only to the big deal of having a baby."
Me: "So, you collectively give me a round of applause?"
Everyone applauds.I thanked him, and then went to see my junior uncle.
06314-sweet
The little uncle looked cold when he saw me.
Me: "Since I entered Jindan, I have been thinking, when will you hit me?"
Little Martial Uncle: "Are you itchy?"
Me: "Or you can tell me clearly that you will never bother with me about all the offenses I have done to you before today."
Little Martial Uncle: "You are so beautiful."
Me: "So while you hold grudges like this, and at the same time you don't take any revenge actions—Jing Jinfeng's mission is obviously not revenge—I'm always hanging in my heart. What are you waiting for? Could it be...waiting for me to become a god of transformation, and with you? You fight fairly?"
Junior Martial Uncle: "Is a fair fight called revenge? Can't one-sided whipping make me vent my anger?"
Me: "But you can't vent your anger on one side... So you are waiting for me to reach the Nascent Soul peak? At that time, you still have a high level of suppression on me, and I won't be too vulnerable."
Little Martial Uncle: "Are you busy now?"
Me: "No. I just finished a trip to the secret realm and raised a small level. I need to sort out my harvest in the secret realm, adapt to my new cultivation, and deal with the intelligent creatures I brought back to the main world from the secret realm. In addition, I have to make up for my absence from main world events during my absence from the main world in the past few years."
Me: "For example, I don't know what the attraction is for the pit I buried to attract the soul factor. No one informed me that it has an abnormality, so it may not be attracted yet, but I have to check it to be sure."
Me: "I'm busy."
Me: "But because there are too many things to do, so, instead, I have the urge to give up together."
Junior Uncle: "I remember you don't like sweets?"
Me: "Compared to salty and spicy, I really have no preference for sweet, but some sweets are made refreshing and not greasy, and I can eat some."
Junior uncle: "Mu Fenglin's sweets are enduring."
Me: "They did a really good job."
Junior Martial Uncle: "However, Mu Fenglin's disciples are only at the Nascent Soul stage, which means that their upper limit of sweets is stuck, and they can't make sweets at the level of Huashen."
Me: "What should Huashen-level sweetness look like?"
Little Martial Uncle: "The sweetness that touches the consciousness of God."
Me: "What kind of sweet method is that?"
Little Martial Uncle: "If you can make Mu Fenglin make it, you will know."
06315-Candy House
Me: "Although Mu Fenglin can't make that level of sweets, but that kind of sweetness exists objectively, right? You should have tasted it in other places during the transformation stage?"
Pei Bing: "Uh... There seems to be a saying: the feeling of kissing the one you love is sweet."
Yeah?I don't think so.I kissed in my previous life.
Pei Bing: "But you have never kissed the person you love, you have never been in a serious relationship at all."
Xiao Sui looked at Pei Bing with a threatening expression.
Pei Bing: "This has nothing to do with the master. What I mean is, when Elder Pei Ji kissed Elder Jiang Lin back then, did he feel sweet? Between Taoist couples, they should be very cute."
Xiao Sui: "Elder Jiang Lin said in her essay that she thought Elder Pei Ji was sweet."
The combination of sweet and daddy seems a bit strange.
But that kind of feeling, if it is the incidental effect of kisses between lovers who really love each other, then the taste of the kiss in the transformation stage and the taste of the kiss in the qi training stage, as long as they are the beloved of the kiss, then the taste and taste should be different Similarities?Maybe I can deduce the sweetness in the consciousness of Huashenqi by collecting the kissing feeling of Qijianjiandanqi?
But is kissing really sweet?I really didn't feel that way when I kissed someone in my previous life...
Xiao Sui: "Because you made those boyfriends more out of curiosity than liking."
In fact, I still like it more or less, at least I don't hate it.
The little uncle put a colorful little house in front of me, and said: "You have already won the business with Yuelaoxian, and the deal is not bad. Now let's see if you can win the business from Mu Fenglin." The house is made of all kinds of sweets, it is a very childlike candy house.
Junior Uncle: "It's no fun beating you. You either run away, or if you can't escape, you will fight hard. At most, I can only beat you to the extent that Senior Brother Pei Ji beat you. It's like training for you, and it won't have the effect of revenge." .”
That is, my dad has always worked hard for the pain when he hit me, the pain you caused to me can't be better than my experienced dad, and if the pain is weakened, will you pursue the injury on me?It's not your style to beat the younger generation into serious injuries, and the Disciplinary Department won't allow it.
Little Martial Uncle: "So I decided to use missions to find trouble for you."
I looked at the candy house, and with my limited knowledge of sweets... "There seems to be a lot of candies here?"
Little Martial Uncle: "Someone gave it to me."
Me: "Sent before you entered the Nascent Soul stage?"
The little uncle has a bad look in his eyes.
Me: "I mean, if it was sent at that time, then it has been stored for too long. Although some storage utensils in the cultivation world can make the internal time almost stand still, it is not true It doesn’t flow at all. After all, there are openings for storage utensils, which are the junction of space and the gap of time. In short, food may still expire after a long time.”
Yu Beast Peak: "Don't, don't be happy, this is just a hypothesis, don't take it too seriously."
Zhi Zhifeng: "Don't arouse Xiao Ke's desire to live, but you have already aroused your desire to die."
Me: "How can I. My life has just begun. If I can't deduce enough data in this life, what materials can I use for comparative analysis after I die? It should be very difficult to get a new survival quota, so when our relatives die, we will not be able to meet them and come to us in our lifetime. Therefore, we must accumulate more data while we are alive, so that we can die The long hours after that are not boring.”
Yu Beast Peak: "If the memory of the previous life will be erased every time you live, then even if you are resurrected, how can you go to your relatives in the previous life?"
Me: "Of course not after reliving, but in the death state, you can arrange it so that the relived self will 'coincidentally' meet relatives and friends in the previous life, and let the relatives and friends in the previous life 'coincidentally' discover that this person was someone in the previous life."
Me: "For the specific layout plan, you can consult the big brother."
Zhi Zhifeng: "It makes me want to die with my senior brother."
Yu Beast Peak: "Eldest brother doesn't have time to help each of you plan the layout. He can help a few favorites at most, such as his precious beauty junior brother."
At first I was chatting with people on Beast Control Peak, then people from Planting Peak came to join in the fun, and then people from other peaks also gathered together, the topic became more and more biased, and when I was about to leave, they finally remembered me again, with a tinge of asked suspiciously:
"Second Young Master, are you at the peak of Jindan?"
Me: "Yes, just entered."
"...Although upgrading to a lower level is generally not as grand as upgrading to a higher level, but you are too... as if nothing happened."
Me: "I have already received the upgrade gift." Including official gifts from Yunxia Sect, as well as private gifts from inside and outside the sect, and even from the mortal world.In terms of the number of gifts, the momentum is still huge.
"...It still feels too peaceful."
Me: "The sending and receiving department may not think so." The sending and receiving department has checked many gifts for me, and some of them are too high-level or of a variety that require elders to check them.
"No, it's not about the reaction from the outside world. It's about you, Second Young Master, who acted too calmly."
Me: "That may be because when I stabilized my cultivation on Pei Feng, I deposited my emotions by the way."
"Oh, it makes sense..."
Many people still seem to be very lost.
06313-Rumours
Me: "Are you trying to use my upgrade as an excuse to do something exciting?"
"I don't have anything in particular I want to do..."
"Speaking of excitement, Yu Qiao seems to be entering Yuan Ying soon, do you know about this, Second Young Master?"
Me: "It has been rumored for a long time that he is going to enter the Nascent Soul, and there are even many jokes that Yu Qiao is already a Nascent Soul. Is there any accurate news now? When will he enter?"
"It's next month. It seems that there are clear signs in the Rier Forest."
Me: "What signs? Is there a screenshot? Is there an emphasis on the screenshot?"
"It seems that you have to go to the scene in person to find out."
Me: "The first discoverer may have to go to the scene in person, but after the discovery, it should be able to be summarized into pictures and texts, right? Even if the summary may be somewhat distorted, the general meaning should be able to be expressed? Anyway, most People just want to see the outline, and they don't have to know all the details."
"There is no such picture and text."
Me: "That's false news again. As a casual cultivator, Yu Qiao has no fixed organization to help. He is too crazy and has no reliable friends, so if someone discovers Yu Qiao's real secret, it will be difficult for Yu Qiao to spread the secret. Stop it before. Therefore, if there is no real news after passing around, it means that Yu Qiao has no real news at all recently, and all the rumors are spreading."
"Senior brother sometimes helps Yu Qiao's gang. I mean, after the rumors that the relationship between the two of them has completely collapsed, when major incidents happen to Yu Qiao, senior brother will still help Yu Qiao. Although when helping, everyone The senior brother may be doing it for profit, but the way of helping, it feels like the senior brother still has feelings for Yu Qiao."
Me: "What way?"
"Well It's the way of tenderness."
"Nonsense. During the years when the elder brother and Yu Qiao had the most intense rumors, the elder brother had nothing to do with the warmth when he did things related to Yu Qiao."
"It didn't happen in those years, it only happened after it collapsed."
"You mean the elder brother felt guilty after the collapse? So he made up for it?"
"Of course not. Senior brother is not the type who will silently pay for irreparable things."
"Maybe it can be redeemed if you pay too much?"
"If you really want to restore it, with the ability of the senior brother, you have already succeeded. Sometimes the senior brother deliberately provokes Yu Qiao, and there is no attempt to redeem the relationship at all."
"Second Young Master, are you really leaving? Are you sure you don't want to continue chatting?"
Me: "Well. I don't seem to have anything to do here. Chatting can be carried out in Xiaoshazhuan."
"We left you aside while we were talking, aren't you a little disappointed? You have just raised a small level, so it should belong to the protagonist."
Me: "Every day, people are promoted to a lower level. As long as you don't upgrade yourself, you don't have to take care of the mood of the newly promoted people."
"It's relatively easy to rise to the peak of Jindan in the late stage of Jindan...not every day."
"The promotion of your small level is a big deal, second only to the big deal of having a baby."
Me: "So, you collectively give me a round of applause?"
Everyone applauds.I thanked him, and then went to see my junior uncle.
06314-sweet
The little uncle looked cold when he saw me.
Me: "Since I entered Jindan, I have been thinking, when will you hit me?"
Little Martial Uncle: "Are you itchy?"
Me: "Or you can tell me clearly that you will never bother with me about all the offenses I have done to you before today."
Little Martial Uncle: "You are so beautiful."
Me: "So while you hold grudges like this, and at the same time you don't take any revenge actions—Jing Jinfeng's mission is obviously not revenge—I'm always hanging in my heart. What are you waiting for? Could it be...waiting for me to become a god of transformation, and with you? You fight fairly?"
Junior Martial Uncle: "Is a fair fight called revenge? Can't one-sided whipping make me vent my anger?"
Me: "But you can't vent your anger on one side... So you are waiting for me to reach the Nascent Soul peak? At that time, you still have a high level of suppression on me, and I won't be too vulnerable."
Little Martial Uncle: "Are you busy now?"
Me: "No. I just finished a trip to the secret realm and raised a small level. I need to sort out my harvest in the secret realm, adapt to my new cultivation, and deal with the intelligent creatures I brought back to the main world from the secret realm. In addition, I have to make up for my absence from main world events during my absence from the main world in the past few years."
Me: "For example, I don't know what the attraction is for the pit I buried to attract the soul factor. No one informed me that it has an abnormality, so it may not be attracted yet, but I have to check it to be sure."
Me: "I'm busy."
Me: "But because there are too many things to do, so, instead, I have the urge to give up together."
Junior Uncle: "I remember you don't like sweets?"
Me: "Compared to salty and spicy, I really have no preference for sweet, but some sweets are made refreshing and not greasy, and I can eat some."
Junior uncle: "Mu Fenglin's sweets are enduring."
Me: "They did a really good job."
Junior Martial Uncle: "However, Mu Fenglin's disciples are only at the Nascent Soul stage, which means that their upper limit of sweets is stuck, and they can't make sweets at the level of Huashen."
Me: "What should Huashen-level sweetness look like?"
Little Martial Uncle: "The sweetness that touches the consciousness of God."
Me: "What kind of sweet method is that?"
Little Martial Uncle: "If you can make Mu Fenglin make it, you will know."
06315-Candy House
Me: "Although Mu Fenglin can't make that level of sweets, but that kind of sweetness exists objectively, right? You should have tasted it in other places during the transformation stage?"
Pei Bing: "Uh... There seems to be a saying: the feeling of kissing the one you love is sweet."
Yeah?I don't think so.I kissed in my previous life.
Pei Bing: "But you have never kissed the person you love, you have never been in a serious relationship at all."
Xiao Sui looked at Pei Bing with a threatening expression.
Pei Bing: "This has nothing to do with the master. What I mean is, when Elder Pei Ji kissed Elder Jiang Lin back then, did he feel sweet? Between Taoist couples, they should be very cute."
Xiao Sui: "Elder Jiang Lin said in her essay that she thought Elder Pei Ji was sweet."
The combination of sweet and daddy seems a bit strange.
But that kind of feeling, if it is the incidental effect of kisses between lovers who really love each other, then the taste of the kiss in the transformation stage and the taste of the kiss in the qi training stage, as long as they are the beloved of the kiss, then the taste and taste should be different Similarities?Maybe I can deduce the sweetness in the consciousness of Huashenqi by collecting the kissing feeling of Qijianjiandanqi?
But is kissing really sweet?I really didn't feel that way when I kissed someone in my previous life...
Xiao Sui: "Because you made those boyfriends more out of curiosity than liking."
In fact, I still like it more or less, at least I don't hate it.
The little uncle put a colorful little house in front of me, and said: "You have already won the business with Yuelaoxian, and the deal is not bad. Now let's see if you can win the business from Mu Fenglin." The house is made of all kinds of sweets, it is a very childlike candy house.
Junior Uncle: "It's no fun beating you. You either run away, or if you can't escape, you will fight hard. At most, I can only beat you to the extent that Senior Brother Pei Ji beat you. It's like training for you, and it won't have the effect of revenge." .”
That is, my dad has always worked hard for the pain when he hit me, the pain you caused to me can't be better than my experienced dad, and if the pain is weakened, will you pursue the injury on me?It's not your style to beat the younger generation into serious injuries, and the Disciplinary Department won't allow it.
Little Martial Uncle: "So I decided to use missions to find trouble for you."
I looked at the candy house, and with my limited knowledge of sweets... "There seems to be a lot of candies here?"
Little Martial Uncle: "Someone gave it to me."
Me: "Sent before you entered the Nascent Soul stage?"
The little uncle has a bad look in his eyes.
Me: "I mean, if it was sent at that time, then it has been stored for too long. Although some storage utensils in the cultivation world can make the internal time almost stand still, it is not true It doesn’t flow at all. After all, there are openings for storage utensils, which are the junction of space and the gap of time. In short, food may still expire after a long time.”
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