Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06248-Attempt to substitute ideas

Me: "You know a lot, you have been at Fu's house for less than a day, right?"

Erqi Mao: "Before I went, I asked the seniors a lot. Especially the cats that often move around Fu's house told me a lot of abnormalities."

Me: "Which cats often move around Fu's house?"

Erqimao: "A cat that doesn't contact you."

I:"……"

Erqi Mao: "You are so strange, why do you have to contact through Mao? You don't want to talk when you can't see the cat. It's strange to have a voice in your head. It's also strange to talk to the voice in your head. If it's not that you don't care about the cat Too bad I won't be in touch with you either."

I really don't understand how cats think...

Fuqiu: "They just like to meet and chat."

But when I chat with them, if I put a video in the past, they will be very frightened.

Pei Kong: "Because they are afraid that the video will suddenly turn into a horror movie. Simply put, your communication method is beyond their control. Even if you give them a way to cut it off, they still suspect that you will continue secretly after you claim to cut it off." Monitor them—actually you can, and do.”

Pei Bing: "I think the scar-faced cat may have guaranteed you a lot. The scar-faced cat seems to understand some human mentality of using tools better than other cats."

I also look happy when I see cats hitchhiking.If it is necessary to run a long distance, most cats will choose to sneak into a human car instead of running by themselves.For this reason, the cat also carefully studied public transportation routes, and memorized some private transportation routes with relatively fixed trajectories.

Pei Kong: "Yes, they still watch videos, listen to music, and know that the oven can make delicious food, but this does not affect them thinking that some tools are useless."

If there is no good communication technology, where can they watch so many serials?The same thing, only enjoys part of the function, but excludes another part, too narrow.

Pei Kong: "Then you can continue to scold them, and see if they will listen. They still eat part of the food made in the oven, but at the same time they dislike the taste of the other part made in the same oven, and they are eating well. Praise the oven when you eat, and say it doesn't work when you eat something bad. How are you going to reason with them? Do you think cats will listen if you force them to listen to you?"

I don't want them to listen to me, I want to substitute their ideas, otherwise I always feel that I don't play well in the cat's shell once.

06249-appear

Pei Bing: "But...why do you want to act well? You really don't need to be able to adapt to the body of an animal when you enter the Nascent Soul stage, right? I'm a little worried that you will use the Chajian move after returning to the human body."

My conscious body swung the sword in the small follower, and Pei Jianzhuo appeared to practice moves with me. After dozens of rounds, I felt to myself: "It's still human consciousness, it's okay."

Pei Bing: "This may not be truly confirmed until you return to a human body."

In fact, my body is still in human form, and the cat form is just a shell that exists outside of my human form.Just like mechas are to humans, they do not affect the activities of human limbs themselves.The more flexible the control of the mech, it only means the improvement of the control of the controller, not the mechization of the controller.

What do you say, Xiao Jian?

Pei Jianzhuo didn't answer, just held a sword flower, and then disappeared together with the sword in his hand.

I feel like I know that Pei Jianzhuo's figure will appear when I need it in which direction and to what extent.

Pei Bing: "It doesn't seem very serious and you need directions?"

Xiao Sui: "Like playing with me."

Pei Bing: "That's the normal direction."

Pei Kong: "Then, Pei Suilin asked Pei Jianzhuo to come out and play with me for a while so that I can learn more?"

Pei Jianzhuo's voice sounded behind Pei Kong: "How to play?"

Pei Kong's body trembled in shock.

The big furball looked at Xiao Sui: "Are you jealous? You said that Pei Jianzhuo ignored you when you were playing with me, but Pei Kong said that Pei Jianzhuo came out immediately when you were playing with me."

Pei Jianzhuo pressed his hand on the back of the big fur ball, and the big fur ball became smaller, and Pei Jianzhuo pinched the back of his neck and lifted it to his arm.

Fuqiu: "...why do you keep making me smaller?"

Pei Jianzhuo: "The big ones are inconvenient to hold."

Fuqiu: "I didn't ask you to play with me, you can ignore me."

Pei Jianzhuo pinched the furball's tail, and replied: "It's hard to ignore." Then, Pei Jianzhuo walked out of the little follower, walked to the side of my cat's body, and pinched the little shell's tail.

I looked at Pei Jianzhuo, but the people and cats around me didn't seem to notice Pei Jianzhuo's appearance, but Da Ke, who only communicated with us by voice but not video, suddenly said:

"Has there been an intruder over there?"

06250 - Known to be psychotic

Mengmeng looked around, her eyes stayed on me for a little longer, but she still didn't seem to notice Pei Jianzhuo.She replied to Big Ke: "I didn't see the intruder, but I feel that Little Ke has... a little change."

Everyone stared at me, Pei Jianzhuo plucked the ears of my cat's shell, but the people who were studying every hair of the small shell still didn't fall on Pei Jianzhuo for even a second.

Big Shell said "Little Shell?" in a slightly high pitched voice, then paused for a while, then said "Oh", and said, "Maybe because of going into space soon, the mutation on Little Shell has developed new developments. You still have I myself have to pay attention to the mutation problem. Help that cat named Er Qi pay attention too."

This week I asked Fu Chunoak: "Has your body ever undergone mutation?"

Fu Chunyan's nod and Erqimao's "mutated" happened almost at the same time.

I questioned Erqi Mao: "Based on the time you spent with Fu Chun Oak, you really know too much. Even if you count the things you heard from other cats, this kind of familiarity is still very strange."

Erqi Mao: "The length of time I entered Fu's house is not equal to the length of time I have known Fu Chun Oak, and the length of time I have known Fu Chun Oak is not equal to the length of time I have observed her."

Me: "It sounds like you have a secret."

Erqi Cat: "As a member of the cat family known for its mysteries, I should have secrets."

Aren't cats famously psychotic?

Pei Bing: "Elegant and mysterious are indeed the words commonly used to describe cats. You deny this, do you have any objections to Brother Maoqiu? You show less and less love for Brother Maoqiu, Brother Maoqiu will lose, rebellious."

Monks are also known to be mentally ill.I'm talking about furballs as soul mates.There is no need to carefully find only positive words to describe, a strong relationship can be ridiculed with negative words to create positive joy.For example, when I said that my father had a coffin face, and that every word of the elder brother contained a conspiracy, it was obviously a compliment.

Pei Kong: "Forgive me for being blunt, I can understand that you are good at intrigue and have a strong ability to deal with strategy, but what is the implied compliment of the coffin face?"

Serious, calm, and responsive.

Pei Kong: "The praise is really tortuous."

That's why it's good to have a good relationship, understand each other, and be so familiar that you can almost read each other's hearts.

Zhong Ke: "I feel that Xiao Ke and Erqimao must have talked about a lot of interesting things. It's a pity that Xiao Ke refused to translate for us."

Mengmeng: "I think Erqimao can understand human speech."

Fu Chunxiang: "Of course it can, otherwise it would not be handed over to me. Although Fu Guanhe has other ideas, the request he sent out to find the cat is true."

06251-Can understand

Mu Xi: "Miss Fu, can you understand Erqimao's words?"

Fu Chunxiang: "I don't understand everything, I can only know the general meaning. Some meanings in the cat's meow are very subtle, and I can't accurately interpret it yet."

A "meow" from the hairball came from the throat of the small shell.

Fu Chunyan smiled at me: "The meaning of your cry is very human, and I can almost translate it directly into a sentence that everyone can understand without any adjustments. It is completely different from the confused expression of ordinary cats."

Zhong Ke: "Because Xiao Ke chats with us in human language every day. Maybe we talk so much that we don't know how to express cats. After all, most cats don't seem to be very willing to chat with Xiao Ke.

……How did you know?

Da Ke suddenly laughed.

Feng Ying: "Big Shell, do you want to drive your small spaceship into Suisui? Take a rest first, and then go out to move around after the main battlefield."

This week: "It seems that the people Fu Guanhe sent to chase us have all withdrawn? Is this attack too weak? It feels like he just followed and flirted with us. He didn't really want to trouble us at all."

Fu Chunyu: "Because I can't take care of it. There are too many things I want to do, and I have to give up those that are relatively less profitable. Even the things that I have been focusing on for a long time, but under the sudden windfall, they are also bleak. You can give it up cruelly."

Fu Qiu's voice meowed at Fu Chun Oak again, asking if she was reborn or time-traveled.

Fu Chunyu: "Neither, but my mental age is indeed older, much older. Because... let's put it this way, many people can dream of changes in their lives in one night's dream, and when I have that kind of dream, I feel more real, like I've actually lived that life."

Fu Chunxiang: "And my dreams can be guided by Fu Guanhe. I will dream what Fu Guanhe wants me to have. For example, dreaming of my life as a cat, such as experiencing various mutations and assassinations. In the dream dying over and over again."

Fu Chun Oak: "Sometimes I feel that those dreams are my real life, and this me who is under ten years old is the only rest period in my nightmare life."

Furball Hidden in Small Shell: "Meow?" You dreamed of spending your whole life as a cat?

Fu Chunxiang: "Yes, so I understand some cat language. It is also because I don't understand all of it, so I can still feel that it is a dream, not real. Because there is still a separation of dreams, so I have not really become a cat. Really understand the essence of cat language."

Erqi Mao: "It's not entirely a dream, or maybe it's just a dream. Anyway, I dreamed that I had an intersection with Fu Chun Oak when I was a cat. I gave her a fat mouse to eat. That mouse was fat. I I have never eaten such a fat mouse in reality, and I gave it to another cat in my dream. Although it is a female cat, Fuchun Oak cat is thin and ugly. At that time, something must have controlled my spirit , it's either Fu Chunoak or Fu Guanhe's control."

Erqimao: "It should be Fu Guanhe, he likes to control more than Fu Chunyan, he can control everything."

Me: "Why didn't cats mention Fu Chunyan's understanding of cat language before?"

Erqi Cat: "Because the other cats haven't talked to Fu Chun Oak Cat in their dreams."