Xiu Erdai's daily essays

06208-Crossover is good news

That seemed too far-fetched.Will I hurt you if I don't think too much?For example, when I said that cats have low IQ, I really didn’t mean to diverge, but simply commented on these cats that I communicated with.

Maoqiu: "Then why do you think that I may have been hurt in the heart immediately after the objective and simple evaluation? Because you don't trust my ability to bear it? If you say Pei Bing is stupid by the way, you must not I will specifically explain to Pei Bing that you have no malicious intentions."

Pei Kong: "Excessive care and care is distrust."

Me: "Maoqiu, do you believe that your cultivation can always be at the same level as mine? Xiao Sui, Pei Bing and Xiao Jian will definitely level up with me, while Pei Kong completely gave up verbally, and you are It may or may not keep up, such uncertainty is the most likely to cause anxiety."

Maoqiu: "I'm really a little uneasy, and I'm a little sensitive because of my uneasiness, so I'm going to delve into the issue of your slip of the tongue with you at this moment. This may be my inner demon."

Maoqiu: "But having demons is not a bad thing. The regular upgrade of spirit beasts is smooth sailing. There are no demons. Once demons appear and break through, it means that I may break through the ceiling of my level. This is good news."

Mao Qiu: "The calamity that cannot be overcome is a disaster, and the calamity that can be overcome is good news."

I led my spirit treasures and creations to applaud the fur ball, and Pei Jianzhuo came out to pat the fur ball's head.

Mao Qiu: "Although my cultivation may still be left behind by you, I will try my best to keep up before I die, and when I can't keep up, I will also provide you with a reference for analyzing things from the perspective of low cultivation."

come on.let's work hard together.With the continuous improvement and staggering of cultivation, maybe we can become immortals. At that time, it doesn't matter about cultivation, and it doesn't matter whether we keep up or not.

Pei Bing: "Why is the final goal still set so many slots?"

Xiao Sui: "Innate skills."

I turned back to the silly cats.

A few of them have successfully escaped, and the rest, even though they were too exhausted to scream, still did not listen to my teaching, so I could only turn off the horror video for them, and then said to them: "You are eliminated! .Should I cut off the communication and wipe the communication hair off you?"

They didn't respond, just continued to hum miserably.I maintain a communication connection where they cannot receive information from me, but I can only receive information from them in one direction, so that I can track their post-traumatic symptoms.

06209-Cat language

I sent a voice message to the cats who managed to save themselves—I doubt they could read—and said to them: "I don't know if I should congratulate you, but you passed the first round of screening. It's like the warning this time." , This is a very dangerous experiment. You are allowed to withdraw at any time. So now, please respond to me, do you need me to wipe off the communication hair on your body?"

Me: "Let's change the response standard. If you are willing to continue to participate in the screening, please let me know by communication. If I don't receive the communication within a day, then I will abstain by default. I will remove the communication hair of the abstainers, that is, the abstainers." You can't contact me anymore. I think, if you don't want to continue to participate in this matter, you shouldn't want to keep this function, right? After all, even if I don't do anything later, you will still think of that horrible picture when you think of contacting me."

The cat who disconnected the communication first replied to me: "I will participate in the next test until I succeed or die."

Some cats also said that they are dead anyway, and they would rather choose to die peacefully than to be scared to death.

Some cats also said that although they gave up, they would continue to pass on the news and danger, so that cats who were willing to accept would continue to try.

Scarface cat finally contacted me again, it said: "I am not participating in this screening, I just came to relay to you some cats who do not want to contact you directly. They said that after you released the horror video, they On the contrary, I have a real sense of this screening or experiment. It is fair to go through huge risks and get huge benefits."

Scarface Cat: "Thank you for showing the risks clearly."

Me: "Should I say you're welcome?"

Scarface Cat: "Although you are a selfish, hypocritical and cruel human being, it is still true."

Me: "Hypocrisy and reality are contradictory. Are you sure you understand the meaning of the words when you use them?"

Scarface cat: "Why do you have to mix in human words when meowing? Don't you realize that when I say hypocrisy and truth, they have different meanings from the two words of human beings? I express It means cat."

……what?

Furball: "Don't look at me, my dictionary is human."

Uh... pure cat language seems to be beyond my knowledge system.The language of spirit beasts studied by Yunxiazong is either another system independent of human language, or it is human language. Even if the interaction is a bilingual mixture like "good A", it will not be a good word from the mouths of humans and spirit beasts. Speaking out, in addition to subjective factors such as position and mood, there are also objective differences.

06210-weak

I sincerely asked Scarface Cat for advice: "If I want to learn cat language from scratch and learn it thoroughly, where or from whom should I learn it?"

Scarface Cat: "Your cat mother."

Me: "No?" Don't say that I don't have one, the furball mother doesn't know where she went, and she doesn't care if she lays eggs, which is too irresponsible.The inheritance left in the eggshell is related to cultivation, foraging, and cuteness, but nothing about cat language.

Pei Bing: "Because the cat mother entrusted her son to the monks to raise her, she only needs to ensure that the son can understand the meaning of the monks, and does not need her son to mingle with ordinary cats. Besides, even if Brother Maoqiu wants to get close to cats, he is also close to spirit beasts. What does it have to do with the cat language of mortal beasts?"

Doesn't it matter now?

Fuqiu: "I don't have much inheritance of knowledge from the eggshell. I feel that the cat that gave birth to me is relatively weak. The total amount of inheritance it can keep in the egg is very small, so it has to choose the particularly important ones, which are relatively less. Anything that involves life and death is left to me to explore by myself.”

Furball: "It's also possible that the weak one is not the cat that gave birth to me, but me. Maybe I was very weak when I was born, so the upper limit of the strength of the egg that holds me is also very low, and it cannot carry too much."

Xiao Sui: "How weak is it?"

Maoqiu: "Weak enough to be about the same as the stone of Jianxiu Peak. Maybe I wasn't born on Peifeng, I might have been born somewhere else. The cat who gave birth to me thought I was dead, so It left me and left, it didn't choose Pei Feng for me."

Fuqiu: "It's me. Stepping on the threshold of death, I was attracted by Pei Feng or Pei Lin's breath, and then slowly rolled to Pei Lin's door. Maybe I rolled for a long time, calculated in years The rolling speed is very slow, almost as slow as the wind-blown rocks on Pei Feng, that's why Pei Lin approached him without being noticed."

Maoqiu: "I think Elder Pei should have noticed my approach, but at that time, maybe because my breath of life was so weak that it was almost like a stone, so Elder Pei regarded me as a stone, or thought that I was just rolling around. It will really turn from a weak egg to a dead egg, which is equivalent to turning into a stone."

Maoqiu: "In the end, I rolled in front of Pei Lin firmly. Elder Pei felt that it was unnecessary to tell him my struggle to death when Pei Lin was still so young, so he only said yes vaguely." I chose Pei Lin."

Do you remember what happened before you broke your shell?

Fuqiu: "Let's speculate logically."

Pei Kong: "Is it the logic of the cat star?"

Furball: "Aren't we studying the logic of cats now?"

06211-Zhe cat

Scarface cat replied to me: "If you lose your cat mother at birth, even if you are adopted by other cats soon, there will be a gap in common sense. If you are adopted, then the lack of common sense about cats may not be repaired. "

Scarface cat: "Because the first learning method of cats is imitation, and the more closely related big cats are around the cats, the better the effect of imitation learning will be. If there are only strange cats around at that critical moment, then you have to Adapt to the smell of a strange cat first, and because of the adaptation time, it may lead to missing the best imitation age."

Scarface cat: "The basics are very important. Cats have a much shorter cub period than humans. If there is a slight mistake, the key points may be missed."

Me: "If I pretend to be a kitten and trick a newborn cat into taking care of me for a while, can I learn the basics?"

Scarface cat: "Of course not. The focus of the imitation stage is not what the adult cat does, but the subconscious imitation of the kitten. The key lies in the kitten. What's the use of you fooling the adult cat? You have to fool yourself."

Scarface cat: "If you can feel from the bottom of your heart that you are a newborn kitten, that everything you see is strange, and that only the mother cat in front of you can give you a little sense of security, then you can't help but imitate the mother cat's With all the moves, you may learn the basics of cat style."

Me: "So if I want to use this trick, I have to lose my memory."

Scarface cat: "Not enough. Creatures with amnesia will have a sense of familiarity when they see something, not completely strange. Newborn kittens are strange to everything, and they have never seen anything before."

Me: "Are you so sure, have you ever met a cat or a person who deliberately lost their memory in disguise or real?"

The Scarface Cat sighed: "There are too many lost creatures at all costs in the midst of remorse, but the result of the restoration is often just more regrets."

The scarface cat is really a philosopher, no, it should be called a philosopher cat.

Me: "Do you like to eat beans? If you only eat beans every day, how many days can you last?"

The scarface cat cut off my communication—it seems to be no stranger to the operation of cutting off the communication, which shows that it really thought carefully before contacting me, and is not as impulsive as other cats.

So maybe I can still expect Scarface Cat to introduce me to cats that are really suitable for this mutation experiment?

But as of Mu Xi's return, there was still no real progress in finding the cats, and probably because the first batch of cats were too frightened, so no new cats contacted me for the time being.

After Mu Xi came back, he first said: "That big shell, if his safety is confirmed, you can consider inviting him to join our regiment. His strength and mind are very strong."