Xiu Erdai's daily essays

05812-village

Miwei's slime house is now hidden in a forest, a bit remote, but not very remote. After getting out of the slime house, we walked for three hours at a walking speed and we arrived at a small village.Mi Wei's human appearance did not match the painting style of this small village, and the outstanding effect attracted the attention of the whole village.

People's whispers mainly include the following aspects:

One, where did the noble young master come from?

Second, is it the disguised form of a great magician?

Three, did the monster disguise and then massacre the village?

The first two are okay, but the latter statement must be resolved quickly. After all, we intend to have a good time in human society, and it would be bad to fight at the beginning.

Due to the fear and aversion to monsters, almost all human settlements are equipped with detection devices, which are distributed free of charge by the Association of Magicians. The function is very simple, as long as the detection of magic energy is greater than the standard line, an alarm will be issued immediately.The Association of Magicians requires users to avoid or subdue monsters as soon as they hear the alarm, and the Association of Magicians will send people to deal with it as soon as they receive the alarm.

The person with the detector in this village followed Mi Wei for a while, but the detector never called the police.

Mi Wei: "I'm not a monster."

The person holding the detector laughed a little silly: "Indeed, it shouldn't be. If it is, it should ring as soon as you get close. You don't have to wait so long."

Someone next to him said, "But it's also possible that he hid the magic energy well and fooled the detector."

Mi Wei: "This is indeed a possibility, and there are indeed monsters with such hidden abilities. If you are really worried, you can report to the Magicians Association and ask them to assign special personnel to deal with it. Those magicians who are more sensitive to magic energy will Bring better detection equipment to observe me."

"No, no, you are so beautiful, you must not be a monster. Monsters are ugly."

Mi Wei: "Actually, some monsters can disguise a beautiful human appearance, and some monsters... will penetrate into the human body to manipulate the human body, or peel off human skin to make a layer of fake clothes for themselves."

It was quiet all around.

Mi Wei smiled: "I'm here to buy some food and travel supplies, and I'll leave after shopping."

05813-grocery store

The owner of the grocery store beckoned to Mi Wei: "Come in and pick it up, don't pay attention to those fussy guys. Bounty hunters can dress up in anything, and it has nothing to do with monsters. Monsters don't have the patience to communicate with people."

Mi Wei: "In fact, some monsters have this kind of patience. Through conversation, they draw out the hidden desires and darkness in human hearts, and then promote those emotions to expand until they get out of control."

Grocery store owner: "Are you a monster hunter?"

Mi Wei: "No, I'm just a traveler."

Grocery store owner: "Have you ever killed a monster?"

Mi Wei: "Killed."

Grocery store owner: "I guess I killed quite a few."

Mi Wei: "Not too much. Generally, as long as the monsters don't mess with me, I won't take the initiative to deal with them."

Mi Wei's energy further explained to me: "When I can't completely hide myself, I often encounter situations surrounded by monsters. Some monsters just wait quietly and attach to my energy to carry out their own energy. Grooming is fine, but some monsters try to swallow me and I have to fight back. But I also need to thank the latter partly, because they make me believe that as long as there is enough power or benefit, disgusting things can also be avoided. Disgusting, even swallowing dirty phlegm is fine for the sake of strength."

Interpreting my semantics gave Mi Wei a lot of inspiration, one of which was to let Mi Wei learn to reverse operation.Mi Wei can speak in a specific form of energy so that only I can hear it.This skill has been experimented with Gushu for many rounds in the slime house. In addition, Gushu also involuntarily participated in many other experiments with Miwei and me. As a result, when Miwei and I left, the Gushu lizard was simply sending us off. One more thing to say: "Don't come back in 80 years, don't come back until I wake up."

I feel that my chattering has spoiled Mi Wei. Gu Shu said that Mi Wei was very quiet before he hooked up with me, and he might not be able to say a word in a day.

Heh, it's not that they are quiet by nature, but that they have nothing to say in front of some lizards, otherwise they just want to abduct a silent person into a chatterbox in just a few months?This is also about talent.Mi Wei was definitely born with a certain desire to speak, but he hadn't found a suitable partner before.

05814-As long as it is beautiful enough

Xiao Shazhuan, who hadn’t paid attention to me for a long time, asked the senior brother about the changes in my scene, and then expressed their desire to watch my live broadcast.

I first showed them a humanoid image of Mi Wei, and then compared it with the slime image.

Xiao Shazhuan was silent for a moment, and found a way that suits her understanding:

"It's a demon cultivator. A demon cultivator whose original form is ugly. That's fine. No problem. If you transform into a human form, you can treat it as a human form. The original form is not important, and you can't usually get in touch with it anyway."

"Yes, yes, after cultivating in human form, the demon cultivator seldom transforms into its original form. Even if it transforms into its original form, it is on its own private territory, and there are no outsiders. Therefore, it is enough to see the demon cultivator's beauty and human form, and don't care about the original form."

"A slime demon. Okay, I get it, I can accept it."

"Little beauty, you have such a good temperament."

"It's a bit too casual to dress up, and the clothes can be much more gorgeous."

"It's just transformed, don't worry. Many monsters dress up relatively simply when they first transformed. It would be nice to have more contact with humans for a while."

"Look, this is the costume I designed for Mi Wei's little beauty, Second Young Master, ask Mi Weixi if he likes it."

I was perfunctory: "It's hard for me to pass the image to Mi Weizhi. He can't see the scene inside the glass ball. I can't directly project the image outside the glass ball. I can only express text information to him."

"Oh, oh, okay, I'll convert this outfit into a text description for you, and you will pass it on to Mi Wei."

"Second Young Master, would you like to put Mi Wei's image in Shazhuan? The demon cultivator may have a better idea."

I reluctantly told Mi Wei about the interest of idlers in the world.

Mi Wei: "Are you still so interested even though you know my body is mucus?"

Me: "Well, they are interested in plastic surgery and disguise, as long as they are beautiful enough." They look down on those who imitate my face, largely because the imitators are far less beautiful than me, not because of imitation plastic surgery the act itself.Yuhe doesn't like fake beauties, also because the pretense of beauty is not perfect.

Many people can accept fakes calmly, and only when fakes are inferior, they will express dissatisfaction and criticize fakes; and if fakes are better than real ones, then there are countless people who support fakes, and it is also necessary to help fakes suppress real ones. happens sometimes.

Passers-by and outsiders are very ruthless. They don't care about the real product, how much effort was spent on the appearance of the genuine product, and they don't care about right and wrong. If there are too many, it may lead to no more innovations, and they can only see more and more inferior counterfeits. What they care about is only their own immediate interests: which side makes them pleasing to the eye, so that they can get more at less cost. If there is something wrong, they will support which side, even if it is hard to say it verbally because of 'justice', they will always be honest in action.

It is very difficult to win over such people, but it can be very simple. It is to give them benefits, let them know that fakes will always be fakes, and they will not reach the extreme. When they are immersed in the beauty of fakes, they will be more beautiful with real products Don't ridicule their morality, right and wrong, just let them know that compared with the real thing, what they boast is inferior, and their taste is really inferior.

Of course, this method will not work when the fakes are more perfect than the real ones, but since you can make fakes that are more perfect than the real ones, why bother to be trapped in the pattern of counterfeiting?Don't those who use fakes for profit only rely on the narrow vision of some people who have never been in touch with the real thing, or are willing to sacrifice quality for the sake of petty gain?

05815-Education

Xiaosha taught me:

"Pretending is not the same thing as faking and imitating. It is very difficult to pretend to be suitable for yourself and not appear incongruous."

"This topic can be separated from Mi Wei's privacy, so let's release it directly without Mi Wei's consent."

Shazhuan, who took over the topic, continued to educate me:

The first is the imitation embroidery picture: "Even if the other party knows it is fake, we can find a point that makes the other party willing to pay. It is not just cheating money with low-priced and inferior products. If you want to sell it, you have to sell it at a high price. Let the buyer know that it is fake. Goods are also willing to pay a higher price than the real thing, because our goods are more intimate than the real thing.”

"Go away, you're off topic."

"It's okay, it's not very crooked, and it's not up to the average level of Shazhuan's crooked buildings."

"The point of counterfeiting is to imitate the real product and use the name of the real product to cheat money. But for the sake of disguise, there are often no real products, but simply to hide some features and highlight some features to achieve certain goals, not necessarily for deception. For example, the human form of the demon cultivator is to achieve cross-race inheritance, if you want to say that you are cheating, you can only cheat the law of species."

"The metamorphosis of a demon cultivator is not called camouflage, is it?"

"Can it be called? Compared with the original form, it should be considered a disguised state, right? Or is it called mimicry?"

"What's 'mimicry'? Don't use a word you just learned."

"No, the meaning of the word 'disguise' already has the meaning of pretending and deceiving. The demon cultivator's human form is not for this purpose at all, so it cannot be called disguise."

"Are we talking about language issues?"

"Can you respect the meaning of the words? Don't use them indiscriminately. Even though the meanings of words will change in the process of historical evolution, it's not just someone who just slaps their head one day. camouflage."

"What's that called?"

"It's called a demon cultivating human form, or transforming a demon."

"Yaoxiu, Yaoxiu, call Yaoxiu, can you evaluate it yourself?"

Demon cultivator: "Evaluate what? Evaluate that you humans are sick? It's not enough to define yourselves, but also to define us demons?"

"According to history, many definitions of your demons were originally made by us humans."

Yaoxiu: "Oh, that's amazing, then you guys can continue to argue on your own, and those of us who are defined will not get involved."

Me: "Hey, didn't you say you want to educate my narrow cognition?"

"The building is crooked. Is it unusual? Didn't you bring out Sha Boan's bad habit?

Me: "Then crooked back, okay?"