Xiu Erdai's daily essays

05696 - threat

Yu Kui: "Please understand, I just sent another batch of seventh graders to graduate two months ago, and then I spent another two months of summer vacation when I cut off all communication. Today is my official takeover of your batch. On the first day of freshmen, my mentality has not yet broken away from the life of being idle and boring every day and getting paid for nothing, so when you have too many questions, I may show impatience. I emphasize that this impatience is not aimed at you , but just because of my bad nature of liking leisure and loathing work, I promise I will adjust it as soon as possible, and please bear with me."

"Oh... ok ok, mutual understanding."

Yu Kui: "The next one or two months will be the most difficult period in our seven years together. You have the most questions to ask me and the most things to give me advice, and I am in the most difficult time to move. The slack period. If we don’t fall apart at this stage, then we can congratulate each other in advance: we can get along very happily for the next seven years.”

"Congratulations in advance."

"Brother Yu, are you good at killing insects?"

Yu Kui: "Generally. During the actual combat training of the seventh graders, I can guarantee that I will not fall behind. They train for dozens or hundreds of rounds. I can keep up with each round and help them call for backup when they need it. of."

"...Does the counselor still follow the team?"

Yu Kui: "What should I do if I don't follow? If they encounter problems in the school that they can't figure out during training, they will ask me out of the blue. accident, I might be sent to a military court."

"But you just said that you were very idle when you were leading the seventh grade. Is it also called being idle when you go to the battlefield?"

Yu Kui: "I'm just a team. I just watch people. I don't have to do anything until the insects are in front of me. The students are busy killing insects and most of them forget my existence. What's my busy life?"

"..." Everyone felt that something was wrong, but for a while they couldn't tell or didn't want to admit what was wrong.

In fact, the wrong point is very simple. What Yu Kui means is that it is more tiring to take care of children than to go to the battlefield.

Yu Kui looked at us with a smile: "Okay, this is the end of the first collective meeting of this year. Don't worry, I am not a person who likes to hold meetings, and my work content does not require me to call everyone together frequently. In the future, I will usually Only when there is a major accident, for example, all of you in the whole grade fight with other schools or seniors, do you need to hold group meetings. If you are lucky, our next group meeting may be when you graduate. Let us work together towards this goal .”

Everyone: "..."

05697-Exploration

Yu Kui: "Some people didn't come today, some of them asked me for leave, and some of them are missing. The students who invited to convey the purpose of my meeting to those who didn't come. The key point is to add my communication number. Look at the homepage, and you can find me when you are in trouble. Okay, that's it, the meeting is over."

"Uh, Brother Yu, for those who didn't come and didn't ask for leave, do I need to make up a note for you?"

Yu Kui: "Please look through my homepage and school rules, and let them judge for themselves. I'll give them a day to think... Forget it, the first time, give it two days."

After Yu Kui finished speaking, he walked out of the classroom where the meeting was held, leaving the freshmen staring at each other.

"...Is it a threat?"

"Yes?"

"But I remember that the counselors at the First Military Academy have no real power."

"It has no real power, and it doesn't have much sense of presence. It seems to be a role similar to a nanny..."

"I seem to have heard the name Yu Kui somewhere..."

Miao Miaomiao listened to everyone's discussion for a while, then slipped out of the classroom, Mei Shuanli and I followed, and not long after, we saw Miao Miaomiao attacking Yu Kui.After fighting for 2 minutes, Miao Miaomiao was locked on the ground.

After Mei Shuanli and I approached, Yu Kui let Miao Miaomiao go, but just as Miao Miaomiao jumped up, a boa constrictor - Yu Kui's spiritual animal - bound Miao Miaomiao from head to foot, leaving only A few locks of hair were still out.

Yu Kui looked at me and Mei Shuanli and said, "Are you guys going to try it too? It's okay, don't be cautious, try it if you want, every freshman has such a process."

Me: "No, it's enough. We are familiar with Miao Miaomiao's combat strength. Through her fight with you just now, we can roughly estimate the gap between us and you. May I ask if your mental strength is 1?" How much is it?"

Yu Kui: "Sixteen thousand."

Me: "Why didn't you list this value on your homepage? Since challenging the counselor is one of the regular activities of freshmen, so should asking the counselor the specific value of mental power?"

Yu Kui: "Are you sure I didn't list it? It may be that your search keywords are not selected correctly, and this value may be hidden in a relatively hidden place."

Me: "I've read it. I've read all the public content on your newsletter account, including but not limited to 'Answering Freshmen's Questions'. In the official information on faculty and staff, only the mental strength of the teachers is listed, but there are no values ​​for counselors, librarians, cafeteria chefs, etc. "

05698 - Overworked Items

Yu Kui shifted his gaze from me to Mei Shuanli, and asked, "Do you believe he has finished watching?"

Mei Shuanli: "Trust me."

Yu Kui tapped the part of the python wrapped around Miao Miaomiao's head lightly with her fingers: "What about you? Don't rush to answer, let me say the request first: If your answer satisfies me, I will let you go immediately. This time let me let you go." The answer I am satisfied with is 'No'."

Miao Miaomiao's voice was muffled but seemed to convey a white-eyed answer: "I believe it."

Yu Kui: "I'll give you a chance to repent."

Miao Miaomiao instantly returned to its original shape, but the python seemed to have expected it, and quickly tightened its body, still trapping the much shrunken cat.Miao Miaomiao became bigger again, the python didn't stop her from increasing in size, but it ensured that she couldn't get away.

Me: "Senior Yu, are you familiar with the information of everyone in our class?"

Yu Kui: "This is what a counselor should do."

Me: "Reading so many detailed documents is enough to pull your mental state out of your vacation and idleness. You should be able to deal with troublesome freshmen like us now?"

Yu Kui: "Thinking is not considered exhausting to me, neither is fighting, but chatting with you is."

Me: "You mean, everything else is easy to talk about besides taking care of the kids?"

Yu Kui: "No, the 'you' I refer to also include teachers, neighbors, spies from various regiments who come to our school to reserve talents, and all other people who may have conversations with me."

Me: "...Senior Yu, your eloquence is not like that."

Yu Kui: "Are you insisting on using this somewhat strange title?"

Me: "You graduated from the No. [-] Military Academy. I am a student of the No. [-] Military Academy. Is there a problem with me calling you a senior?"

Yu Kui: "Is there any obstacle in calling me Brother?"

Me: "Well...it's hard to say. Generally, my own brother can beat the person who tries to make me call him brother, but for you, I'm not sure who will win if you fight with my own brother."

Yu Kui: "It's a pity that I don't have the chance to see you."

Me: "Not necessarily, after I find a way to go home, maybe I can invite you to my house as a guest?"

Me: "Speaking of which, if the federation finds a way to go to other universes or other time and space, will it be implemented? It can get rid of the bug, but it will lose everything the federation has."

Yu Kui: "I don't tell students fantasy stories, that's not my job."

05699-Outsiders and insiders

Me: "How long do you plan to punish Miao Miaomiao?"

Yu Kui: "It will end soon. If you want to challenge me next time, please be serious and don't attack me. Except for insects, the federal people don't play sneak attacks."

Me: "Okay, I will mark it red in the 'Guide to Answering Student Questions' for Miao Miaomiao to read."

Yu Kui's spiritual power disappeared, and Miao Miaomiao gasped for breath while supporting her knees.

Me: "But there is one thing I want to defend ourselves: in our world, the weak are encouraged to challenge the strong in any way, including sneak attacks, poisoning, and stabbing in the back."

Yu Kui: "Oh?"

Me: "Because the so-called strong should be strong in all aspects, not afraid of any conspiracy from the weak."

Yu Kui: "But there is no such thing as a strong man who is all-round and has no dead ends."

Me: "Then practice until there is no shortcoming. The enemy will not avoid your shortcoming in a friendly way without attacking. Most of the worms are straight lines, but there are also many tricks, such as possessing worms."

Yu Kui: "Yes, the enemy will not treat you fairly, but I am not your enemy. Do you also use evil schemes when you treat your own people?"

Me: "Conspiracy can be used. As for whether it is bad or not, it depends on each person's definition. Generally speaking, the boundary between mischief and malice is relatively uniform among the same family. As long as it is below a certain level, a joke is a joke, just like You are punishing Miao Miaomiao now, it is definitely not a concept for the same thing to be done by worms."

Yu Kui: "Is it wrong to treat people?"

Me: "Think about it."

Yu Kui: "You have special treatment in this school. When you have conflicts with other students, your punishment may be reduced."

Me: "Within the boundaries, people are often kinder to outsiders than to our own people. However, when both outsiders and our own people have done something that crossed the boundary, our own people can get one more chance to make up for it, while outsiders will only You can get out immediately or pay a high price."

Yu Kui: "Whether you are actually outsiders of this school or your own people, when you are outside, you still have the identity of the first military academy students. If you humiliate this identity, then you may indeed pay a high price."

Miao Miaomiao, Mei Shuanli, and I live in different rooms in the same dormitory, that is, the three of us need to share a room with a stranger we met for the first time.A little uncomfortable.It's been many, many years since the last time I slept with someone, and while I miss it occasionally, most of the time, I insist that living alone is fine.

The gender awareness of the Federation is relatively weak, because, like the main world of cultivation, bisexuality also occupies the mainstream here, so no matter if you share a bed with people of the same gender or people of different genders, if you want to have a sexual problem, you will always have a problem. , and in order to cultivate the collective consciousness of students, the First Military Academy resolutely disagrees with one person per room, so the current gender arrangement in the dormitory is as follows:

The ten people in a dormitory are both male and female; the two people in the same room are of the same gender.In addition, try to balance the ratio of men and women in each set of dormitories, and the number of people of the sex with fewer people should be four as far as possible, not two, let alone zero.