Xiu Erdai's daily essays

05552 - something to be afraid of

Because I thought too much, I didn't say hello at the first time when Elder Bai Qing showed his true face. It seemed a bit wrong to say hello after that time, so I simply omitted the greeting step and asked instead: "Elder Bai Is there anything we need to do?"

Elder Bai Qing smiled with an inexplicable childishness, and seemed to be able to switch between bear children, good children, horror movie children and other children at any time, which was completely different from Ms. Gui's temperament: "I need you to help me scare the world. I It seems that I lack the talent to scare, even though I played Zhu Yun vividly, the Zhu family did not regard me as a scary person. It's strange."

...Oh, so strange...

Hu Youhai's breathing became much lighter, but Elder Bai Qing's eyes still fell on him, and he asked, "What are you most afraid of?"

Isn't Zhu's family already reduced to Elder Bai's puppet nest?May all family members be brainwashed by Elder Bai and become Elder Bai's fans?Or was the Zhu family imprisoned by Elder Bai, who cut off all channels for external help?

Hu Youhai: "We... Wuge people are afraid of many things. For example, I am afraid of death, fear of stagnation in cultivation, fear of being bullied by the Qinglang sect, fear of the decline of the cultivation world, fear of running out of money... in short, a lot of fear."

Elder Bai Qing: "Are you afraid of horror stories about dolls?"

Hu Youhai: "Some people are afraid..."

Elder Bai Qing: "How would you feel if you were allowed to live in a house filled with puppets except you?"

Hu Youhai: "What do those dolls look like? What can they do? Can I contact the outside world? Can I practice?"

Elder Bai Qing: "Let's try it first." After speaking, she took out a small house the size of a palm, and said to Hu Youhai, "Come and live in it for a month, and the details of your questions will be answered inside."

Me: "Wait a minute, the floating team company is short of manpower, especially the management talents who are familiar with the rules of Wuge. Elder Bai, you have invited Hu Daoyou to do the experiment, what about the operation of our company?"

Elder Bai Qing: "Rules can be fooled."

Me: "No. It takes a lot of time to mess with the rules. I still prefer professional things to be done by professional people. Unless you can find someone with management expertise to take over the work of Daoyou Hu, I, as Daoyou Hu's boss, disagree He left to help you do the experiment."

Elder Bai Qing: "Actually, Fellow Daoist Hu is not very suitable for the management role of the wandering team, because the dominant idea of ​​the wandering team is the main world cultivation world model, so the managers should hire mortals to neutralize the temperament, so as to better adapt to the martial arts style."

Me: "But such a manager is easily out of touch with the temperament of the cultivation world. It is hard to find Wuge people who are mortals and can understand monks."

Elder Bai Qing: "I wish the family well."

Me: "When the man came to me, agreed to join the drifting team, and showed his management ability, I agreed to Hu Daoyou's resignation."

05553 - like some kind of horror movie

Feng Hui asked Hu Youhai in the wandering group: "How does it feel to be scrambled by two seniors?"

Hu Youhai: "Very frightened."

Elder Bai Qing asked Hu Youhai in three dimensions: "If you were asked to choose a side, would you choose me or Pei Lin?"

Hu Youhai: "..."

Me: "How can you threaten the younger generation to choose sides? As a senior, shouldn't you give the younger generation a definite answer after discussing the result yourself?"

Elder Bai Qing: "My rules are not like that."

Me: "The Drifting Team Company is my company, and I have to follow my rules. If you don't agree, you can't join the Drifting Team Company."

Hu Youhai moved to Feng Hui's side, and whispered to Feng Hui, "I'm a little weak in the legs."

Feng Hui: "That's why I said kneeling is comfortable. Come on, if you really can't stand it, you can kneel with me. Don't be afraid of losing face. Kneeling at the beginning is better than falling down or falling on the ground."

Hu Youhai: "Senior Feng is right." Then he really knelt down beside Feng Hui, facing the direction between Elder Bai Qing and me.

I:"……"

Elder Bai Qing glanced at Hu Youhai and smiled. He didn't know what shape the smile looked from Hu Youhai's perspective, so that his whole body visibly trembled for a moment.If he was still standing, he might really fall because his legs were weak.

Me: "Elder Bai, are there many people afraid of you?"

Elder Bai Qing: "You used 'you' when you called me just now."

Me: "I was quick to talk, please forgive me, Elder Bai."

Elder Bai Qing: "What if I don't forgive you?"

Me: "What kind of apology does Elder Bai accept?"

Elder Bai Qing: "I have the final say on the drifting team company."

Me: "No. You can set up another company by yourself, and of course you have the final say on your company."

Elder Bai Qing: "I don't like to build from scratch, I like to steal what others have built."

Me: "The Drifting Team company has just been registered for a few days, and there are only three registered employees. It is two people short of a serious company with a bottom-line scale. It is not considered complete at all. If you want to pick the fruits, I am afraid you will have to wait."

Elder Bai Qing: "When will it be?"

Me: "When I leave Wuge."

Elder Bai smiled at me, especially horror movies... I mean, the kind of horror movies made in China in the previous life, where ghosts are not allowed, and only sick people are allowed.

I:"……"

05554 - mistaken belief

I looked at Hu Youhai: "Are you really scared by Elder Bai's smile?"

Hu Youhai: "Uh, I'm not sure if I was frightened by the smile. What I'm sure of is that I dare not confront Elder Bai head-on."

Me: "Then do you dare to confront me or Fellow Daoist Feng?"

Hu Youhai: "I dare not."

I looked at Elder Bai again, and continued to ponder whether she was teasing me with her sickly smile just now, or whether she usually threatened others to smile like this, but it was just that others thought of her powerful status and made up the extra horror effect.

Elder Bai's neck suddenly twisted, which was a very unnatural trajectory, like a puppet whose neck was suddenly broken and then put back immediately.

...Did I guess wrong, the person in front of me might still not be Elder Bai himself, but a puppet made to look like Elder Bai?Having said that, I didn't know what Elder Bai actually looked like, and the Mahayana stage of Huashen Mahayana recorded in the video has not been able to provide me with much help in identifying them in the three-dimensional.

In other words, why did I feel that the one in front of me was the real face of Elder Bai?

With a shudder in my heart, the little follower mobilized all the detection and simulation tools in his space, trying to detect as soon as possible whether Elder Bai has tampered with my perception; Pei Jianzhuo also appeared in the little follower, holding a sword, Looking blankly at Elder Bai.

Elder Bai seemed to have sensed it, his eyes were still looking at me, but he seemed to see Xiao Sui through my eyes.

Pei Jianzhuo: "No. She didn't see us, she just made you think she did."

The Jindan projection in Xiao Sui jumped a parabola, as if nodding.

Misleading?Illusion?Puppet fake identity?

Me: "Elder Bai, do you practice the way of 'making people scare themselves'?"

Elder Bai Qing: "Strange name."

Me: "The name is not important, you understand it, is this the way?"

Elder Bai Qing: "Delicate."

Me: "After Ms. Deo's identity certificate is ready, you can join the drifting team company. But I emphasize again that employees are usually free to do whatever the company does, but they are not allowed to order others or conflict with my plans." .”

Elder Bai Qing: "'Not allowed'? Does this word count as an order?"

Me: "Maybe, so I can understand some people's violations sometimes, but please don't take the violations for granted, and please accept the non-cooperation of others when you violate the regulations."

05555-Main and auxiliary

Elder Bai asked me: "After the management talents are in place, are you willing to come to the puppet room with fellow Daoist Hu to do experiments? Separate experiments."

Me: "What do you want to test?"

Elder Bai Qing: "See what happens. See if there are any unexpected developments."

Me: "Can we publicly say that the Drifting Team company has hooked up with your lady? Can the Zhu family be involved?"

Elder Bai Qing: "Yes."

Me: "Can you represent Zhu Jia?"

Elder Bai Qing: "You can ask the Zhu family directly. I think it's okay." After speaking, Elder Bai, Ms. Zhuo, and Xiao Bei disappeared together.

After Elder Bai walked away, Feng Hui breathed a sigh of relief, and changed from kneeling to sitting cross-legged: "Third Young Master, your courage is really good. Don't you really think Elder Bai is scary? You don't think she has a very Feeling spooky?"

Hu Youhai: "In some legends and stories, dolls are easy to absorb resentment and achieve terror."

Me: "Maybe it's a bit eerie to be surrounded by a room full of dolls with a high degree of simulation, but if a group of people surround a small number of dolls, you won't feel it. We are the strong side."

Feng Hui: "Strong?"

Me: "The number of 'people' is strong. Even if the one with the highest cultivation level belongs to the puppet, even if she wants to fight us with the puppet, we will still be defeated by the puppet instead of being killed by the puppet."

I haven't heard much information about Elder Bai Qing, mainly saying that she is "a tool repairer who is good at puppets, and she is a bit weird".Of course, there are many eccentrics in the tool repair, and basically every one of Da Neng has obvious eccentricities, so this adjective can be ignored, but the description of "a tool repairer who is good at puppets" is a little subtle.

Someone asked: "Why not just call it a puppet master?"

The answer I got was: "'Being good at' is not 'only being good at', 'often doing things with puppets' is not 'only doing things with puppets'."

"But it's not that puppet masters don't have other skills in weapon cultivation. Good puppet masters are also good weapon cultivators. When refining other objects other than puppets, the puppet masters just can't do it. Stunning, but definitely not unqualified."

"How should I put it, it's a bit like the relationship between the main profession and the auxiliary profession. The puppet master is a puppet master and a weapon repairer; Elder Bai Qing is a weapon repairer and a puppet master. Although the main and auxiliary professions have cultivated to the same level At that time, the relationship between the master and the assistant seemed blurred to outsiders, but for the person, not to mention the same level of the master and the assistant, even if the auxiliary profession was higher than the main profession, they would not confuse their own cultivation core. "