Xiu Erdai's daily essays

05444-Xiao Ai Senior

Elder Gu Xi: "Secret realm classification is relatively high-end information. When I introduced it, you didn't listen well and interrupted it? Did you know it before? I reckon that Yunxia Zongshu Pavilion should not randomly classify this kind of information into the golden core layer. , especially not to let you who belong to the high-risk group see it, just like Yunxiazong's strict defense against Huigu back then."

So what do you mean by giving me this kind of information now?Looking for pleasure in breaking through the strict defense of Yunxiazong?

Me: "I don't think there is any need to hide this kind of information so closely, right? It's just a theoretical classification, which is similar to dividing artifacts into attack, defense, and auxiliary types. It's meaningless to say that they do divide research to a certain extent." direction, so that researchers can focus more; but to say that it is meaningful, any researcher will diverge, and it is not uncommon to make the sword out of auxiliary attributes."

Elder Gu Xi: "For example, the attribute that makes people fall in love. You Yunxia Sect has had it."

Are you a little envious?After all, the single rate of your Sword Sect is extremely high.but……

Me: "Even when there was that sword, Yunxiazong's rate of enlightenment partner basically did not increase. Although the love rate has increased a lot, the breakup rate has also increased." And the woman who holds the love sword Jianxiu Yi Pengren has been single all her life, she didn't feel melancholy because of being single, she showed more doubts:

"Why does my sword intent have such a function? I don't long for love, you believe me, I really don't hate marriage, and I'm not curious about other people's love life."

Yi Pengren's sword: "But the pink aura emanating from other people's love will help you cultivate."

Yi Pengren: "I don't think so. I just feel that this function is convenient for me to escape. For example, when I quarrel with a group of people, I swing my sword, and they fall in love, and I get away."

Yi Pengren's sword: "When you love this function, even if you emphasize that you love the incidental effects of this function, objectively speaking, since all the incidental effects of this function satisfy you, then this function itself There's no reason for you not to like it."

Yi Pengren's sword: "Admit it, you just like to watch other people fall in love, and you like the atmosphere. You are not interested in participating, but you just like to watch, especially the bustard."

Yi Pengren's sword is a spiritual treasure. Yi Pengren gave this sword a very serious name, but this sword calls itself "Xiao Ai", which is also called by Yi Pengren's peers, and the younger generation calls it "Xiao Ai". Little Love Senior' or 'Love Senior'.The daimyo is like the official titles of various institutions of the Yunxia Sect, which are meant to be forgotten.

05445-remaining

Yi Pengren was the former elder of Yunxia Sect. After the death of Elder Yi, the sword weapon Ling Xiaoai disappeared, and the sword body is still preserved in the showroom of Yunxia Sect. It looks crystal clear and beautiful, more like a handicraft , not weapons.In fact, when Elder Yi Pengren was alive, he was indeed not a monk who was good at force. Even if she was a sword cultivator, not all sword cultivators were violent.

Elder Gu Xi: "In this respect, the creativity of our Sword Sect is really not as good as your Yunxia Sect. Our sword intent and the specialties of Sword Spirit Treasure, apart from the common offensive and defensive ones, are what promote the growth of spiritual plants and make people look More burly, with a terrifying roar...not at all tactful."

No, you guys are pretty creative already, and what's a euphemism to make someone fall in love quickly?

Elder Gu Xi continued to complain: "I don't even have a beauty sword intent."

Me: "There is a sword spirit treasure that is good at healing."

Elder Gu Xi: "Just treat the wound and don't care about removing the scar."

What kind of scars are you afraid of, they are medals.Oh, no, the sword spirit treasure that heals wounds but does not remove scars seems to belong to a female cultivator... It's okay, the public recognizes that the female cultivator of Jianzong is also a man.

Luo Jinyong suddenly said: "Duan Yanzhou, do you want to make a bet with me? I bet that the second son is chatting with someone on the chat right now, and the chat is so happy that he may have forgotten the purpose of the floating team."

Duan Yanzhou: "What is the purpose of the floating team?"

Luo Jinyong: "Floating loosely. From the body to the mind, the all-round looseness, let go of everything, and feel the world."

Duan Yanzhou: "Sorry, my mind has been hanging on the homework, and I didn't understand the main idea."

Luo Jinyong: "It's not cute. How about you, fellow Daoist Bo?"

Boluo smiled helplessly: "I am worrying about my life. I am thinking about whether my memory is chaotic, whether I still belong to myself completely. Maybe, I am no longer me."

Luo Jinyong: "People who worry too much. In order not to be infected by you, I leave."

Then there were only three floating members of the floating team.

After a while, Duan Yanzhou, who had thought out the framework of the homework, also left the drifting team and returned to Zhong Sumen, so it was only me and Boluo.

If it was still in the fortune teller competition, Bo Luo's fans would cry bitterly that their goddess was defiled by me.

And now...someone in Sha Zhuan said: "Real-time broadcast, Bo Luo and Pei Lin are alone together."

05446-Live again

After reviewing 'Who is Bo Luo' for a while, everyone was very calm:

"The unobstructed sky, what can the two of them do?"

"Didn't Pei Lin dislike Bo Luo before? How could he allow her to follow him now?"

"Who knows, a few people were floating around there, saying they were comprehending something, comprehending and comprehending, and Pei Lin went to chat with people on the communication. He might as well just stay in Yunxiazong and concentrate on chatting, anyway, he can't concentrate. On the communicator. Floating outside, he is not afraid of a sudden attack."

I looked at the video of our drifting team played in the sandbox, and wondered who was doing the live broadcast. I couldn't find any shooting objects at the corresponding position of the live broadcast angle.Nascent Soul-level artifacts may not be able to hide from me. After all, this is an unobstructed sky, a public domain, and various forces are intertwined. It is difficult to distinguish each one, and it is impossible to hide which one.

Boluo also seemed to have seen Shazhuan's latest topic, and said to me: "If this goes on, I may get too much attention, which is a bit dangerous. Although I actually like to be noticed, I know that my cultivation level is not enough. It is far from worthy of the level of attention paid by Sabah."

Me: "Okay, bye."

Bo Luo: "...Can't I say goodbye first?"

Me: "Well, if what I said first made you feel frustrated, you can also say it again as if you didn't hear it. It counts as you abandoning me, not that I drive you away."

Bo Luo: "How much self-esteem do I have? After I use the memory that doesn't belong to me to achieve my vanity, self-esteem... becomes a luxury."

Me: "Self-esteem is still necessary. Self-esteem, self-love, self-reliance and self-improvement, everyone should have these. Come on."

Bo Luo took a deep breath, and said in a crisp voice, "Yes, thank you, Senior Pei, for your guidance."

Then the drifting team was left with me alone.

I asked in the sandbox: "Did you drive away everyone who wanted to float with me?"

Sand Special:

"No, you also saw our discussion, we just tell people who have that intention: Once they enter your floating team, they will be watched by a large group of people. If there is any inappropriate words and deeds during the floating process, they They may also be beaten by gangs. Let them weigh it before deciding whether to participate."

"And the result of the weighing is probably: none of them dare."

"it's a pity."

"Actually, we really miss the days when there were live broadcasts of beauties to watch and related barrages to play. Although there are always exchanges in Shazhuan, it is still more interesting to discuss beauties in front of live broadcasts that contain pictures of beauties."

Me: "So, who is broadcasting to you?"

Sha Zhuan: "The beauty is really trustworthy. She said she would not interfere with the local government and would not monitor at all. In fact, the local government has a detailed answer to your question."

05447-Friendship is built slowly

Me: "I will not monitor myself, but I believe that someone is willing to tip me off, even if it means that as the vested interests of this live broadcast, they may not be able to find someone to help them live broadcast next time. They are powerful and willing to serve the public Daoist friends are rare."

Sha Zhuan: "Are you asking someone to tip you off?"

Me: "I believe that even if I have clearly explained the pros and cons, and even if everyone knows that doing me this favor will harm everyone's interests, there will still be people who are willing to help me."

Saber: "Yes, because it's also profitable for us to watch the beauty get what we want. And if we provide the beauty with information that is very useful for the beauty once, then the next time the beauty needs something else. When sending information, I also think that I can have a private chat with the person who provided the information last time, and then the person who provided the information may become the beauty’s friend.”

Me: "There are many levels of friends, some can die, some just talk about the weather, and some can only be regarded as knowing that there is such a person."

Sand Special:

"Friendship is generally built slowly. Now we only talk about the weather, and we can die in 1000 years?"

"First of all, you have to live to 1000 years."

"Nonsense, since he wants to become a close friend with Young Master Pei, then his strength should naturally be at the same level as Young Master Pei. For example, after Shao Yuan's infancy period, he can't be called a brother and brother with the Qi training period, but It is only possible to talk about friendship with the Nascent Soul Stage, or at least the Golden Core Peak Stage. Isn’t it right for the Nascent Soul Stage to live for thousands of years?”

"Friends are equal, and may have their own strengths, but in general, they must be at the same level, and with the concept of the supremacy of cultivation in the realm of cultivation, the same level means the same level of cultivation."

"In general, it makes sense, and I only need to correct two points: first, in the Yunxia Sect, there are indeed brothers and sisters in the Nascent Soul Stage and the Qi Training Stage; It is even possible to have an equal communication with the Mahayana period in a certain divination."

"Bo snail?"

"Boluo is not a fortuneteller. I'm talking about a serious fortuneteller, one who peeps into the Heaven's Gate. I won't mention the specific name so as not to cause trouble for her."

"Kong Suan. It's okay to say the name. Kong Suan fans are much firmer and calmer than Pei Lin fans, and they will protect their beliefs."

"Belief……"

"You can find a chance by praying. You will not lose if you believe in it."

"You don't believe it if you have a loss, right?"

"Yes. The monk is so realistic."