Xiu Erdai's daily essays

05380-Honored

Brother Wu Chen: "Everyone will have a softer attitude when they see the small ice sculptures you made, but after all, small ice sculptures are static items, and they have been around for such a long time. After you get used to them, you will not be too scruples. You can read the group. The newly-emerged movement that can resemble a living thing, as well as the clear function of transmitting information, coupled with everyone's trust in your ability to process information, second son, so everyone will think that you, second son, are staring at everything that the reading group sees. In the end, in order to make a good impression on your heart, the temper of those who want to fight will be controlled a lot more."

Me: "Sha Zhuan also knows that I stare at them every day, but they can't control the intensity of their quarrels. Instead, because they think of me, they want to quarrel even more. They quarrel every day, and they quarrel when I mention it."

Brother Wu Chen: "But Xiaosha Zhuan is obviously not so noisy, right? Yunxiazong disciples are still different from outsiders. Even if they are all your fans, there are still differences in the form of expression. No matter how the people in Xiaosha Zhuan It is impossible to form a deadly enmity, and neither will verbally attack each other's ancestors for eight generations."

Me: "You guys really want to read the group just to use them as mascots to enliven the atmosphere... mascots? Before I was fired from the debt collection office, I was also a mascot in the debt collection office, and during my tenure, I promoted the debt collection office employees. upgrade."

Senior Brother Wu Chen: "The things that monks are interested in, in the final analysis, are related to their own Tao. On the surface, they are all helpful for their own upgrade."

Me: "It is my honor if my reading group can achieve such an effect on a large scale. I will put reading groups in places that are willing to accept reading groups as soon as possible."

Brother Wu Chen: "Our mission requires a thousand in the first stage."

Me: "...No matter how honored I am, I will not squeeze myself. And I don't think I need a thousand reading groups to collect all the information at the mission. It is impossible to open the details of each mission to me. Most of the missions I can find my profile on the intranet, and I don’t need to stay at the working place of the mission office. The reading group at the mission office can only collect the information of the people who come and go, and one reading group in an office area is enough.”

Brother Wu Chen: "Maybe everyone who enters the office area of ​​the mission needs a reading group to watch? Maybe one reading group can't keep an eye on two people at the same time?"

Me: "If that happens, I will add more. I can't imagine why I have to watch one-on-one. After all, the people who come in and out of the mission are mainly cultivated in the Qi Foundation Building and Golden Core Stage. Occasionally, one or two will appear. It doesn’t make sense that I can only focus on one person in the Nascent Soul stage when I’m going to do the mission. If the elders want to do the mission and don’t go to the mission office in person, they can tell any mission office manager to help them. The task hangs up."

05381-be careful yourself

Brother Wu Chen: "Let me give you an example: If everyone in the task office is upgraded at the same time."

Me: "...then the entire cultivation world may be watching Yunxiazong. In that case, I still won't enlarge the review group to the mission, I will poke at the mission by myself, and the review group is expected to be unable to record the whole process of crossing the catastrophe , There are too many of them, so the upper limit of a single ability is relatively low, the more the number, the lower the upper limit, otherwise I can't control it."

Senior Brother Wu Chen: "I'm just expressing our expectations."

It sounds more like teasing.

While I was calculating how many reading groups I could send out at the same time to run around the Yunxia Zong with my current ability, I asked various departments whether they would allow reading groups to enter.

Most of the departments expressed their surprise: "Utensil repairers almost never apply to us first when they bring their experimental refining products over. If they come in, they are allowed. Although the reading group is said to involve spiritual consciousness, it is still in the category of utensils. Even if you refine the reading group to develop the ability to think, that is, even if they become living things, they are at most considered spiritual treasures? Are spiritual treasures also artifacts? Or vaguely say they are appendages of Yunxia Sect disciples? The same is true Wherever you can go, you are allowed to go there."

Disciplinary Department: "Don't worry, the access permissions of various places in this sect are relatively well-established. You shouldn't enter places, even if you secretly use various illegal methods. If you can bypass the authority defense and enter the places you don't Of course, you will be punished for the place you should enter, but at the same time, you will be rewarded for finding a loophole in the defense. After all, you can fix it after seeing the loophole. This is a good thing that will help improve the overall defense level of this sect. Come on .”

Manager Dan Xiufeng: "Remind you, after releasing a large number of reading groups, always pay attention to your own state, if you feel unwell, please seek medical treatment in time. You are definitely more likely to collapse than our sect's defense system."

Me: "If during the process of switching the defense system due to various reasons, a reading group bumps into a weak point, and then happens to enter a place where it should not enter, after the defense system is switched, it should be detected immediately This foreign object, and then throw it out of the forbidden area, will I be injured at that time?"

Disciplinary Department: "You can't die. As long as you don't attack the defense of the forbidden area intentionally and forcefully, the backlash from pure inattention and mistaken entry will not be too severe. It is more of a reminder that you should come to our department to report."

Sending and receiving department: "Some things in our department may be more dangerous, so it is best not to touch things that we haven't finished checking. They'd better just watch us check, and then they can touch things that have been determined to be safe. This action Can you set the rules for the reading group, Pei Er?"

05382-You can't become a big fat man with one bite

Me: "Step by step, my current setting for the reading group is still on the convenience of reading jade slips."

Manager Qi Xiufeng: "It is recommended that you put 'avoid being caught' in the front row of pending projects. Not only we Qixiu may play anatomy after catching the reading group, but other professions have caught the consequences of those fluffy balls You may not want to see it either. For example, being swallowed by a spirit beast, being roasted by a fire, being caught by a certain spirit plant as a leaf decoration... There are many tricks that can be played."

Supplies Department: "Your refining products naturally have a cute aura. Even if these things are useless, some people are willing to collect them. Sometimes when we arrange reward items, we will consider such things as incidental decorations. It's cheap and fun."

Qi Xiufeng: "After a certain person captures a parade group, cut it off from you, then slightly transform it, erase all traces of your refinement, and finally take it back to him. If you ask after that, the National People's Congress You can say, 'I like reading groups, so I copied one myself, does it look like it?' What evidence can you show that this is your reading group?"

Dan Xiufeng: "That's right, Qi Xiufeng is very skilled in doing this."

Fu Xiufeng: "But there is spiritual consciousness in the reading group, and spiritual consciousness cannot be completely cut off by a low-cultivation weapon cultivator. In particular, one must pay attention not to hurt Pei Lin when cutting it off. No matter how good the low-cultivation technique is in this matter, If you can’t control your spiritual consciousness, you can’t do it.”

Me: "No, the reading groups who read the Jade Slips must have spiritual consciousness, but the reading groups that are active in other places don't. Most of the reading groups can only be regarded as an upgraded version of the communicator, which broadcasts information to me from various places."

Fu Xiufeng: "Oh, that's really easy to cut off. Once a piece of talisman is wrapped, it's done. When wrapping up, you can also change the shape of the review group."

Zhuang Zhifeng: "Don't be so troublesome, many spiritual plants have their own cut-off function. Do I need to introduce some to you, Junior Brother Pei?"

Me: "I know some..."

Zangshu Pavilion: "Junior Brother Pei, let us remind you that it is best to read the jade slips one by one, even if you can memorize the contents of many jade slips in an instant, it is just a copy, and you still have to understand it when you understand it." Take them apart. You can’t become a big fat man by eating one bite. The Library Pavilion only gave you a one-month trial period. If you don’t perform well within this month, your reading group can still sneak into the Library Pavilion, but after entering, you will be disqualified. They will be kicked out maliciously immediately, we cannot guarantee that.”

05383-difficult

Me: "Yes, this is one of the reasons why I want to obtain official approval. I hope that the official can devote a little attention to protecting my review group. I can easily escape the capture of people whose cultivation is not as high as mine, but the reviewers don't have this ability to dodge."

Zangshuge: "It is mainly up to you. As an official, we can only guarantee that our staff will not attack the reading group, but we cannot expressly stipulate that other disciples who come to work in various departments also give preferential treatment to the reading group. The reading group is not important enough It's worthy of an official order as a whole."

Discipline Department: "Yes. If an order is for the entire sect, then it is the business of our Discipline Department. As you know, Pei Lin, the standard of the Discipline Department for setting rules is as big as it is related to the survival of the sect, and as small as it is related to the sect. The degree of clan harmony is related, but the safety of the refined product is something that the refiner needs to consider. Otherwise, if we protect your reading group today, will we have to protect all the products of Pill Artifact Fuxiu Peak tomorrow? This is unrealistic, the key It is not necessary. Unless your reading group becomes a factor affecting the stability of this sect."

Qi Xiufeng: "The release of refined products will definitely involve the problem of interacting with others, so preventing damage is one of the necessary functions. Do you need us to guide you how to add self-protection function to the refined products?"

Me: "Let's wait until the trial period of Zangshu Pavilion is over. The disciples in Zangshu Pavilion are generally more reserved, and they are not familiar with reading groups at this stage. They are still waiting and watching, and they will not act rashly."

Dan Xiufeng: "So, those three outside Zangshu Pavilion, whoever catches them will be theirs?"

Fu Xiufeng: "There are already people, quite a few people, locked on the movements of those three, and they can take action at any time."

I immediately took those three back to Xiao Sui—the place covered by the Yunxia Sect's big array, Pei Bing's power can easily extend there, and then Xiao Suan can open the space door next to the reading group.

As expected, Fu Xiufeng and the others had locked the positions of the three reading groups. As soon as the three of them returned to Xiao Sui, Fu Xiufeng said: "Your way of retracting is actually a self-protection plan, but if the space door is opened too frequently... ..."

Disciplinary Office: "It's similar to teleportation. Although it's not a direct violation, if the space door you open absorbs other people's things while absorbing the mission, then if someone accuses you of obstructing their normal activities or stealing, we will also I admit it."

I was so shocked that I almost doubted life: why is it so difficult to refine something and explore its effect?