Xiu Erdai's daily essays

05320- May be pitted

"Second son, your No. [-] may only be equivalent to a haunted house in the secret realm of Mao Tuan, right?"

...Yes, No. [-] just simulated a haunted house, and it took a long time to restore the haunted house.

Me: "My No. [-] can simulate both a large-scale world and a small part. In the future, everything can be simulated."

"come on."

"expect."

"Second Young Master, continue to explore the secret realm of Maotuan."

Just chatting with me, I feel that the way of speaking of the rainbow hairballs is a bit familiar. Now that I think about it, isn’t it just the tone of the senior brother talking to me: not answering my questions directly, following my words to lead my train of thought astray , and finally let me pit myself.

Looking at it this way, it seems that it is really a secret realm created by the senior executives of Yunxia Sect?

Immediately, I became more fond of the rainbow hairballs.

Although the possibility of being cheated is also greater.

If the seven rainbow hairballs are considered as a whole, and each hairball represents a personality or style in the whole, then what do these seven hairballs correspond to?

Chirong is foreign diplomacy?Green hair balls are lazy and rational?Green hairballs are discriminatory but objective?It seems that they are all related, but they are not quite right.Sometimes different hairballs have similar styles. For example, some words of green hairballs are not inconsistent with green hairballs.Is it confusing because of trouble when setting the character, or does this confusion have other meanings?

After leaving the haunted house, I followed Rainbow Hairball to their residence. The hairballs I met along the way expressed shock to us: "Why is this ugly monster walking with Rainbow Daddy?"

Chi Rong: "This is our new research object."

All the hairballs expressed their deep sympathy: "A problem for you again? It's too much, especially this time. How long do you want to get along with him?"

Chi Rong: "Looking at the progress of the research, we are going to take him to our next episode of Memories of a Haunted House."

Zhongmaotuan: "Ah... he will also be broadcast..."

Chi Rong: "We try not to appear in the same scene as him, and every time before he appears on stage, we ask the program crew to warn him."

Zhong Maotuan: "Okay, let's bear with it. In fact, after looking at him and then looking at you, it seems to feel your beauty even more. Sometimes you can make some comparisons. But the comparison must be restrained."

Chirong: "Don't worry, we have to guarantee the ratings, and we won't challenge your upper limit of tolerance. He is just a contrasting embellishment."

05321 - Combat Weapons

Me: "I found that compared with the seven of you, the color and quality of the other hair balls are a bit mixed, and this hair has many forks and dryness."

The withered and dry hair ball screamed: "What? Dry and dry forks? A lot? I just dealt with it yesterday, where are there any more?"

Me: "That's a lot, do you need me to mention them here?" I don't think you can bear the pain.

After the other hair balls stared at the withered and forked hair balls for a while, some said: "That ugly monster didn't lie to you. Although... the ugly hairs are hidden, you can still see them if you look closely."

The dry and forked hairball ran away in a crash.

The hairball left behind looked at me again.

Me: "Actually, I saw the ugly hair of each of you. Everyone has it."

Hairballs: "It must be prettier than you."

Me: "Yes, at least your whole body is covered with hair. Although every hair I have is perfect, after all, the only one with a decent length is the one on the head. As for the small hairs on other parts of the body, if you look carefully, you can ignore it. I can't see any other problems except for the 'Xiaoxiao' that I discovered, but it's a pity that Xixiao has negated everything about them."

Me: "Superficial."

"The hair on your body is not only thin and short, but also less."

Me: "So what? The distribution of my hair is like this at birth. The innate condition cannot be changed, but the day after tomorrow, I took good care of each of my hairs, so that they are all beautiful, and they are not broken, lost, dry, or deformed for no reason. Ugly. I have played to the upper limit of my hair. What about you?"

I pointed to a hairball with mainly gray hairs: "You, you cut three hairs short yesterday, right? Because those three were accidentally injured, right? You accidentally injured them yourself."

The gray hairball was terrified, looked at the people around it with dodge eyes, and then ran away.

Me: "Who will I choose next? Do you want to recommend yourself?"

All hairballs are one step away from me.When he was looking at me, he only looked at me with horror and disgust.

The orange hairball asked the yellow hairball: "How did he find the flaws of those human hairs so quickly? I couldn't find them even after he pointed them out."

Huang Maotuan: "We can ask carefully later, I think he will be willing to answer in detail, as long as we exchange some common sense about Mao with him."

The blue hairball participated in the orange-yellow discussion in a very low voice: "I don't know exactly how he found the blemishes, but we provided him with the basis for him to identify which hairs are blemishes. The measure of beauty and ugliness."

Zimao Tuan: "And by analogy, it can already pinch people's weaknesses. When he has more information, it must be a disaster. No wonder I kept asking where I can read the information. Information is his battle weapon."

05322-not important

Blue Hair Tuan: "If he pushes people into a hurry because of verbal stimulation, he may be treated with force next time. I hope his fighting ability is as good as his fighting skills."

Me: "My fighting skills are average, but my escaping skills are very good."

Zimaotuan: "Oh... the result of long training, right?"

Hmm... It's true that I have been trained for a long time, but I didn't train in the pursuit of people who were angered by my words... Well, it's almost the same. For example, looking back at the first intensive escape training in Wanxin Secret Realm, I was Face T.

The residences of the Rainbow Furballs are the same as their team name, which is rainbow-colored.The colorful woolen house, at first glance, the color scheme is very mediocre, but it is very abstract when you look closely.

Me: "Even if all seven colors are used, it can match very well...not so Mary Sue..." I wonder how the translator will translate 'Mary Sue', or is this a common racial name across the world ?

Green hairball: "You ask Orange."

The orange hairball pulled up a fishing net and asked me, "Isn't it pretty?"

Me: "It looks good. It's just... not so dignified. It doesn't match your superior temperament."

Orange hairball: "Continue."

What to continue?Continue to boast?

Xiao Shazhuan: "This matter has to come from Shameng. It is full of praise, and Shameng is the most professional."

As an Internet celebrity who has been praised in various ways for many years, I will continue to say to the orange hair ball: "Is it to reduce the enemy's defense? Or is this color matching method effective in offense and defense? Or this combination can objectively improve your defense. Combat power value?"

The orange hair ball put away the fishing net and looked at me with a smile——smiling means that I can no longer see his eyes at all, and his eyes are completely covered with hair.

Orange hair ball: "How do you think it improved its combat effectiveness?"

Me: "I still don't understand Mao's fighting style enough, so I can only guess superficially: Does the current surface color combination of the house form an array? Can you understand the concept of 'array'?"

The orange hair ball touched my hair with its fingertips in a friendly way: "Understood. You are right. Come in."

Me: "Is your gender female?"

Orange Hairball: "Does Gender Matter?"

Me: "It's not important, but it seems to be a necessary feature. When introducing a person in my world, his cultivation, sect and gender are often mentioned. In fact, it is really strange to put gender in the introduction, neither like Cultivation represents a person's fighting strength, unlike sects that represent a person's standpoint, what kind of classification standard is gender?"

05323-The translator is the boss

Orange hair ball: "Actually, we were born genderless. Later, we can choose our own gender, or we don't have to choose it all the time."

Me: "Oh, there are some creatures in my world that can do this."

Orange hairball: "Humans can't?"

Me: "Human beings... Strictly speaking, there are also people who are born with no sex or two sexes. After birth, they can also use certain methods—more mature methods that can be used on a wider scale—to change their innate sex. But Most people are still born with a specific biological sex, and this sex does not change throughout their lives."

Orange hair ball: "Are you still unwilling to let your hair loose? I think even if you let it loose, you can ensure that your hair does not hinder your activities."

Me: "I can guarantee it, but I still don't want to wear it."

Purple hair ball: "After loosening, your hair is enough to cover half of your body, so that the number of people who dislike your ugliness and the depth of dislike will be less."

Me: "It's okay, I don't mind being rejected, after all, they can't hurt me."

Me: "Your personal pronouns are words like you, me, and him, are they gender-specific?"

Lan Maotuan: "Generally, it doesn't matter, you can just use the one next to herringbone."

Me: "Can I see how you write 'beside herringbone'?"

Qingmao made a ball of hair and showed me.

Me: "Does one of your words contain a lot of information? And when you write each word, you need to express all the information?"

Lumaotuan: "Isn't your handwriting right?"

Me: "Each of our words also contains a lot of meaning, but the written word is just a code, and the information is hidden in the history of the word, not all piled up directly to the time of writing. Just like I call you green, I know The green I am calling at the moment corresponds to you, but I did not express the connotation of your whole person through this appellation when I called it, and in fact I do not know your connotation.”

Lumaotuan: "Actually, from what we hear, when you call me, you express your connotation, not my complete connotation, but all of me that you can understand."

Me: "The translator is the boss." Could it be some elder who will personally act as the translator?

It feels like it can be played... Forget it, if the translator is Elder Huigu, wouldn't I be kicked out of the library for hundreds of years if I played it on purpose? ——Based on my current information reserves, there must be no psychological pressure for Elder Huigu to prevent me from entering the Library Pavilion for hundreds of years, and the Disciplinary Office cannot say that her behavior hinders the disciple's cultivation.