Xiu Erdai's daily essays

05308-Professional skills

After a short pause, Chirong said again: "I am the most ordinary, normal, and unremarkable one in the team. My image is set as 'simple, enthusiastic, friendly, and tolerant'. When other people have trouble with the outside world, When there are conflicts, I am responsible for appeasing the public."

Me: "Sounds like a particularly hard role."

Chi Rong: "Because I don't have any professional skills, I can only do some interpersonal chores."

Me: "Isn't interpersonal a major? In my world, there are people who specialize in management. Their focus is on dealing with interpersonal matters. Others who don't know anything about management are managed by management majors."

Chi Rong: "Will others listen?"

Me: "That's the professional skill of management talents. They always have a way to make others listen to them. It may be to let others do what they say directly, or they may not speak, but guide them through certain means, and then Let those who don't listen to people do things according to the wishes of managers. In short, it is to make things follow the wishes of management professionals. This is a particularly complicated knowledge. Half-baked people are often scolded, while real elites will become The heart of a group."

Chi Rong: "...Really?"

Me: "Really. If you didn't dislike the ugly picture I projected, I would like to show you the case of the management elite. He is very handsome, and he is handsome in temperament."

Chirong: "Are there handsome elites with long hair?"

Me: "Sorry, as a race that doesn't grow hair, the management talents I'm familiar with are all my kind. Those with long hair, I sometimes fight with them, but I can't see the details of their management." Where to go look?Monster League?Human cultivators are generally not allowed to enter the demon alliance territory.

The voice of the orange hair ball came from the haunted house: "How long are you two going to hang around? Hong, can you stop being awkward?"

Chi Rong: "I'm going to make trouble. If you think I'm slow, come out and beat me."

Qingmaotuan: "Come in and continue chatting, I found something interesting."

Compared with the orange hairball, Chirong seemed to be more convinced by the green hairball, and replied: "Okay, come right away."

Then he said to me: "You go ahead, if you can't touch the door in the process of entering, I will help you."

Me: "How can I help?"

Chi Rong: "You will know when it happens. If you can get in by yourself, I don't need to help you."

Me: "I think it's better to ask clearly first, and have a bottom line in your heart."

Huang Maotuan: "Aren't you not afraid?"

Me: "Fear is one thing, caution is another, there is still a difference between the two."

05309-Door

A green hair protruded from the haunted house, and the green hair ball said: "You can grab my hair, and you will definitely be able to come in. My hair can help you connect the inside and outside of the building."

Chirong: "I can do this."

Orange Hair Ball: "Stop making noise. Speed."

I used spiritual power to bind the hair of the green hairball, and then I really saw a door, not the kind of door in the main world building that at least has a door frame, but more like the person who holds the ticket when the secret ticket starts to transfer. The door is the intersection of time and space.

If every building here is equivalent to having a space-time gate, then can it be regarded as being in the same secret territory inside and outside the building?When Chi Rong and I were chatting outside the haunted house just now, the green hairballs in the haunted house seemed to have heard us, but I didn't hear their communication in the haunted house before they urged us to go in quickly.

Didn't they talk then?No sound?Just after a silence, suddenly the collective thought of urging me and Chirong to go in?Impossible.Therefore, it is more likely that they communicated, but the sound did not naturally spread outside the haunted house.As for the fact that they could hear the conversation outside the haunted house, maybe they poked their invisible hair out to eavesdrop on purpose?

The green hairball is impatient: "Ugly, can you get in? Why do you keep touching my hair? A single hair can't highlight my beauty, and it's no more beautiful than a single hair of yours.

Me: "My hair is still longer. Speaking of which, is the length of your hair fixed? Or is there an upper limit? Isn't it possible to grow almost infinitely with age?"

After a moment of silence inside and outside the haunted house, they exclaimed at the same time: "Infinite growth?"

Me: "Yes. The hair of me and my kind is fine. Although the stronger the power, the slower the hair will grow, and it may even grow a little in a hundred years, but as long as it is not pulled out by external force, it will definitely last forever. long."

Two orange hairs stuck out, wrapped around my two wrists, and then dragged me in, and Chirong followed me into the haunted house.

After entering the haunted house, I still don't understand why the green hairballs urged me and Chirong to come in as soon as possible. It doesn't feel like they are impatient just because we are too dawdling, but if there is anything special found in the haunted house ...It's all hair, I can't find it, I can't find the 'interesting stuff' that the green hairballs say.

The haunted house is full of dilapidated things, most of which have long and long hairs, and a few hairless ones may be of a particularly badly damaged variety. Whenever the rainbow hairballs pass by those things, they will reveal A particularly disgusted expression.

05310 - faux pas

I picked up a completely bald, slightly flat and twisted thing, and wondered what it was for.

The rainbow hair balls are all looking at me. With their hair coverage, I can basically be sure that they look at me strangely.

The green hairball is the least weird of the weird, and he explained why everyone thinks I'm weird: "It should be the skull of an unborn baby."

Me: "...I thought the babies here should also be covered with hair all over. Even if they have hair loss symptoms, they will still have some hair?"

Zimaotuan: "Generally speaking, yes."

Huang Maotuan: "Because something unusual happened here, it is called a haunted house."

Orange hair ball: "Aren't you letting go of it?"

Me: "Is it shaped like a normal baby skull except it's hairless?"

Blue hair ball: "It is impossible to be normal without hair. Hair is not an addition to our body, it is a part of our body, unless it is just cut short, otherwise, whether it is pulled out, corroded or otherwise stripped, it will give hair Connected parts cause collateral damage."

Green hairball: "Judging from the twisted angle of this skull, its hair was physically plucked. But the strange thing is that when the hair was plucked, this baby, which should be called a fetus to be precise, should have been plucked. In the mother's body, and still receiving nutrients from the mother's body stably, that is to say, the state of the mother's body should be normal at that time."

Me: "How do you know you were still receiving nutrients?"

Green hair ball: "Use the way you harassed my hair just now, and then add some depth, you should be able to discover it yourself."

Me: "Is the way I touched your hair just now considered harassment? I'm sorry, I don't know. Then, what is considered normal contact?"

Lu Maotuan: "You use that way to touch other people's spiritual power, isn't it considered harassment in the definition of your world?"

Me: "It's a bit impolite, but it's a faux pas like 'exploring the structure of other people's spiritual power and discovering their weaknesses'. It's a threat, not harassment."

Green hair ball: "It seems that our hair is still different from your spiritual power. Every hair of ours is connected to our whole body. If you study a certain hair too deeply, you will study our hair by itself. internal organs."

Me: "Can't you separate when the discovery is being researched?"

Green hairball: "We can be separated, but you should also be restrained."

Me: "If it can be separated, it doesn't involve internal organs. Strictly speaking, others can also touch my organs along with my spiritual power, or even trace my internal structure from a distance, but before that happens Then I will cut off, distort or avoid that kind of spiritual power spreading, and then terminate my contact with the other party to the level of fighting in the air. Fighting is mostly not considered harassment, even if the other party has the intention to harass, but before it is implemented, it is impossible It’s okay, no thought criminals.”

05311-Hit if you are not happy

Orange hair ball: "If you don't catch it early, it will be too late after the other party actually does it."

Me: "But if it is caught too early, the scope of the attack will be too large. For example, I sometimes think about suicide plans, but can this criticize me for not cherishing my own life, and then carry out reform education for me? I thought about it three times a day, for a whole year, but I never actually did it once, and when I thought about it, I took it as a joke and stopped taking it seriously, is it still wrong?"

Lan Maotuan: "In the process of your long-term thinking, your relatives and friends may still need to pay attention to you... Although you don't actually have one, what if you suddenly think about it and put it into practice halfway through? That kind of thinking is true. It's dangerous."

Me: "'Following' means silently watching and guarding. It is also thinking in my heart, maybe I will add some watching, and no other actions will be taken. I will not be arrested for education, nor will I be beaten."

Lu Maotuan: "The topic is too much. Ugly, put down the deformity in your hands first."

Me: "Would you like to change the name you call me? In fact, you have a good attitude when you talk to me, well-founded and objective, but only the name, as if you didn't mind my ugly appearance but deliberately reminded yourself that you should mind, It seems that if you don’t remind and express your opinion like this, you will make a big mistake.”

Lumaotuan: "It's one of the objective things in this world to despise people like you."

Me: "Oh, then your aesthetics may be malfunctioning. You are afraid of being discovered by others that you can no longer accept the objective aesthetics of the world from the bottom of your heart, so you deliberately emphasize the words to echo the voice of the majority. You are afraid of being a minority Being bullied."

Green hairball: "Do you have evidence?"

Me: "No, it's just nonsense. Hit me if you're not happy."

Chi Rong applauded and said, "Pei Lin, keep going, come on."

The green hairball looked at Chirong indifferently.

Chi Rong: "Hit me if you're not happy."

Qingmao Tuan: "Pei Lin, put that skull here, this should be its body."

Me: "The proportions are wrong, right?"

Qing Maotuan made a gesture with hair: "If there is still hair, this head should be this big. The proportion is no problem."

I put the skull in the place designated by the green hairball, and asked at the same time: "Can't I really read your biology textbook?"