Xiu Erdai's daily essays

05296 - God's Deputy

Xiao Sui: "I am the master of this space and this small world. Even number two, who imitates the secret realm, must first obey my rules before constructing its form."

right.That's right.That's it.

Pei Kong: "It's the god of the new world."

Xiao Sui: "It's God's assistant."

Pei Kong let out a long sigh: "I beg you to turn on the soundproofing of this cell."

Xiao Sui: "If I tell you to listen, you must listen. Plugging your ears is useless."

Pei Bing: "Yes, Fellow Daoist Kong, it's useless to plug your ears, and it's useless if you try to deaf yourself. Even if you break the eardrum on your body, the spiritual layer on your body will let you 'hear' , After all, you are made by Sui Sui. Although there are many black boxes in the manufacturing process, the basic listening ability can be controlled by Sui Sui. When Sui Sui wants you to listen, you must listen, and the sound penetrates from your whole body into your consciousness. "

Fuqiu: "Do you want to say that you have no consciousness, no likes and dislikes?"

Pei Kong: "I think... If I really become a Lingbao, then Pei Suilin must take the greatest credit."

Xiao Sui: "That is inevitable. Only with my permission can you become a Lingbao."

Pei Bing: "To become a Lingbao, you must send it under the fence."

Pei Kong: "Will being overly intimidated delay and suppress the process of Lingbao transformation?"

It may also be the opposite, get scared and escalate quickly.You can imagine that after becoming a Lingbao, you can counter the little follower and let the little follower obey you.

Xiao Sui, Pei Bing, Mao Qiu and Pei Kong answered me together: "Impossible."

Well, it seems that the identity of the little follower is unshakable.

Mao Qiu asked Pei Kong: "Why do you say it's impossible?"

Pei Kong was silent for a while, and refused to answer.

Pei Bing: "Generally, from a magic weapon to a spiritual treasure, consciousness is born first, and then feelings are slowly produced. However, if Fellow Daoist Kong insists that he only has logic programs and no consciousness now, then he has feelings first, and then consciousness. Is this a special, research-worthy case?"

First, we have to define 'consciousness' 'feeling' 'programmed response'.

Pei Bing: "Then let's eat something."

05297-red hair ball

On Maotuan Street, I walked up to a red Maotuan who looked relatively idle—his red color was particularly beautiful, the prettiest on the whole street—and asked, “Can I ask you something?”

While looking at me, the red hair group asked in a subtle tone: "Fake hair?"

Xiao Sui began to seriously study where Mao was not realistic enough.

Me: "Yes. The real hair on my body...short, sparse, and soft."

The red-haired group spoke sympathetically: "You must have suffered a lot, right? Oh, there are also a lot of people looking at you and whispering. These people who judge people by their appearance are annoying. But your fake fur is not bad, and it's not too far away. I can tell."

Me: "Where did you see the flaw?"

The red hair group's tone became more sympathetic: "Did you even lose the perception of hair after losing body hair? This... I seem to have heard this kind of thing before. What do those official words say? Our hair has never Not just decorations, they are vital tentacles that connect us to the world. Without these sensors we are largely useless."

Red Hair Tuan: "Oh, I don't mean you are completely useless, I mean...live well and don't despair. Even if you lose a lot of abilities, you still retain some abilities that are enough to support your basic survival, so you I'm still alive."

Me: "Thank you for the comfort."

Red Hair Tuan: "What did you want to ask me about?"

Me: "Inquire about a lot of things, I seem to be completely unfamiliar with this place without hair."

Red hair ball: "I see, hair removal causes amnesia. Do you remember your name?"

Me: "Pei Lin."

Red hair group: "Oh, fake hair is followed by a pseudonym...you are lucky, I am still free today, so let's add a friend, and I will slowly answer all your questions. Do you remember how to add friends? ?”

Xiao Sui put a woolen coat on a communicator in an emergency, and I took out the furred communicator without hope.

Red Hairy Tuan: "You...you lose your memory, you lose your memory, no matter how you look at it...well, maybe after losing your hair, your aesthetics will also be more hairless. Put it away. That means I have a good temper, and normal people see this kind of injury. The eye thing will definitely not talk to you anymore."

Me: "Sorry. I have absolutely no idea about the aesthetic here."

Red hair ball: "First, loosen your remaining fur. What do you do with it? There is only that little hair. Fortunately, the quality of the hair is okay, but you don't let them cover your body properly. It also seems that they are in the way and wish they could be lost. What is it like?"

Me: "It's a bit of a hindrance if it's loose, and it's easy to get entangled with your head... hair when your arms are moving."

Red hair ball: "The hair on the head is called hair. If you lose your memory, you should speak less, every word is wrong."

05298-Haunted house

The furball asked me: "Do you need me to jump out and scratch him for you? I have fur all over my body, and I won't be despised when I appear in front of them."

Xiao Sui: "Your hair is shorter than those of these balls."

Furball: "There is one over there that is about the same length as mine."

Pei Bing: "But he...she...or it? It seems a little disgusted."

Xiao Sui: "I think it's a bit inferior. Its body seems to be shrinking inward, as if it wants others not to look at it."

I asked the red hair group: "What do you collectively call all hairy creatures?"

Red Hair Tuan: "What's the problem? There are many creatures with long hair all over their bodies. Our intelligent creatures with long hair all over their bodies and many uses are called human beings."

Me: "The point is that Mao has great usefulness or wisdom?"

Red Hair Tuan: "...Uh, it seems to be wisdom."

Me: "So, I am also human without hair."

Red hair group: "Of course. If I didn't treat you as a human being, how could I have the patience to answer you sentence by sentence? Would I talk to an intelligent robot?"

Me: "Can't you talk to intelligent robots? I think some robots know a lot. Look at these two hairballs on my shoulders. I've talked to them a lot."

Red hair group: "You two are just robots? Isn't it a pet? How do I think they are living things? Has the current robot technology developed to be so realistic? No, their fur is real, not fake, so it must be It's living things."

I grabbed the two balls of hair and asked, "You two are creatures? You told me you were man-made."

Si Mao: "We were indeed raised by humans."

Liumao: "It was hatched by humans."

Red Hair Tuan: "The voice is fake, artificial. I know, someone stuffed an intelligent program into a creature...Damn it. Come with me, this is not something suitable for talking on the street."

The red hair group took me into a fluffy car, then galloped through several streets and through several alleys, and finally led me to the outside of a gloomy building in a sneaky manner.

Me: "Isn't the fur in this house too messy?"

Red Hair Tuan: "Shh, keep your voice down. This is a haunted house. If you make too much noise, you will attract evil spirits. Evil spirits that will pull out all your remaining hair."

The threat was too real, not supernatural at all.It's not like a horror movie, it's like a moral drama.

05299-Common Sense

I whispered: "What did you bring me to the haunted house?"

Red Hair Tuan: "Because there are few people here, the conversation is not easy to be overheard."

That's not necessarily true.Whether it's a haunted house or a restricted area, there are always people who come here for reasons such as practicing courage, doing bad things, having an affair, etc. Once you meet these people, it's not a matter of being gossiped, but of... social news.From students running away from home to killing and destroying corpses.

Me: "Is it illegal to insert intelligent programs into non-human organisms?"

Red hair group: "Yes. In the most serious cases, they will be sheared."

Me: "...this punishment is too demeaning."

Red Hair Tuan: "That's right. If you go to prison, you go to prison. Why do you need to cut your hair? It's inhumane."

Me: "Why don't you think I'm hairless because I just got out of prison?"

Hong Maotuan: "The hair clippers in prison are cut evenly from the whole body, and there are no certain parts that are shaved but the head hair is left alone."

Me: "You just despised me and said that it is called hair, not scalp hair."

Red hair group: "The scientific name is indeed hair. It is indeed despised to say 'head hair' in a serious academic setting. There are theories that hair is more valuable than other parts of the hair, because the hair is connected to the brain. For example, we establish communication When connecting, it is generally best to use hair, and the communication effect is the best. Other parts of the hair can also be connected, but the connection is easily interrupted, or the call is hard to hear, and the voice is very low. But I think this theory is only It is said that head hair is more suitable for communication connection? Relatively, hand hair is more suitable for some delicate operations, and leg hair is more powerful."

Me: "Is the hair on the stomach suitable for identifying food?"

Red Hair Tuan: "That's right. Did you get back some memory?"

Me: "It's just a logical speculation."

Red Hair Tuan: "That is also in line with the logic of common sense."

Me: "Yes, after grasping the basic value orientation, some common sense is easy to understand and speculate."

Red Hair Tuan: "When you were still Mao, were you a very powerful person?"

Me: "In my memory, many people say I'm stupid, and many people don't like me."

Red hair group: "Not being liked by others does not mean anything. I am also disliked by many people, but I think I am okay. At least, I am willing to chat with you and not discriminate against you as ugly. Although you are really ugly."

Me: "...Well, the hair on your face is so thick, won't it hinder your vision? And when you eat, won't it hinder your eating? I always feel that there are hairs in your eyes. Will it hurt? ?”

Red hairy ball: "Sweep it in, just sweep it in, why does it hurt? There are hairs in the eyes. Alas, although I don't discriminate against you, you are really ugly, especially the eyes. There are still some hairs on the face. A little hair, eyes are completely bright. You just met such a tolerant person as me, most people would be too ugly to look at you."

Me: "You are the one I have carefully selected to talk to. It took me a long time to stand on the street and face everyone's disgust and contempt before I selected you who are most likely to chat with me."

Red Hair Tuan: "Although your eyes are not good-looking, you have good eyesight."

Me: "But I haven't asked your name yet."

Hongmaotuan: "Oh, my name is Chirong. Do you know why when I heard your name, I was sure it was a fake name?"

Me: "Because there is no Mao in my name."