Xiu Erdai's daily essays

05272-An answer that is clear but still incomprehensible

Elder Qi Xuewei: "Distinguish between your 'way' and your 'walking'. The way must be firm. Once it is changed, it almost means overthrowing and rebuilding, but the 'way of walking' can be changed frequently. Skills are trivial matters. Don't take it too seriously, don't let it bind you."

Me: "Yes. I'll keep an eye out."

Elder Wang Lin Guo: "Okay. Next, let's eat this fur ball." He took out a fur ball, which was similar in color and body size to the one Elder Xuewei gave me just now. The coat is longer and appears more voluminous after being fluffed up.

Elder Qi Xuewei: "This is an upgraded version of that for you."

Me: "My cultivation base is higher than my spirit beast, and then you give me an upgraded version of my spirit beast, and give me a basic version?"

Qi Xuewei Elder: "This is not based on cultivation."

Me: "What is that based on?"

Elder Qi Xuewei: "Mao Quan."

Me: "... I was pleasantly surprised to hear a clear and clear answer, but what does this answer mean?"

Elder Wang Linguo: "The one with more body surface hair needs to use the upgraded version, and the one with less body surface hair can only use the basic version. After using the basic version, the hair has grown a layer before you can use the upgraded version .”

Me: "What's the use of hair?"

Elder Wang Lin Guo: "Insulation, beauty, concealment, cushioning..."

Me: "No, I don't mean those general effects, I mean, you let us eat this, after growing hair, what is it for?"

Elder Wang Lin Guo: "It looks beautiful."

Me: "I think your attitude in answering questions is very sincere, but why can't I understand? I don't understand when other elders answer me perfunctorily than usual. Also, my hair is much longer than Pei Ao's."

Elder Qi Xuewei: "The amount of hair here is not counted that way. Maybe we said it too briefly. But this matter, if we want to explain it clearly, it will be longer."

Me: "You don't need to dictate, make a jade slip. You can finish it in one second, and I can read it in one second. It's very simple."

Elder Qi Xuewei: "The key is that there are many detailed contents that should not be read by you now. Whether it is making jade slips or dictating, you have to pick and choose information, which is troublesome."

Me: "Do you also care about 'shouldn't let me see'? I thought you would not take into account this general rule."

Elder Wang Lin Guo: "The rules are easy to say, but if you get injured, it will be very troublesome, very troublesome, let us question the trouble of our Tao."

Elder Qi Xuewei: "If you are injured because of us, we will suspect that even the physical examination is not enough, and then we will lose our support in our hearts, so that our way will collapse."

05273-hairball

Me: "So, you guys are saying: If I keep asking, I'm hurting you on purpose?"

Elder Wang Lin Guo: "Yes."

Me: "This is the first time I have encountered a reason for refusing to answer a question."

Elder Qi Xuewei: "It's okay, I will meet more in the future. As long as you live long enough, you will meet everything."

Elder Wang Lin Guo: "And I met more than once."

The way these two elders spoke in relay reminded me of the Wu brothers, so I asked: "After the Yuanying stage, you can adjust your appearance at will. May I ask the two elders, have you ever exchanged appearances when getting along with others?" ? For example, is the Elder Wang who is talking to me now actually Elder Qi, and the person I see as Elder Qi is actually Elder Wang?"

I didn't get an answer, but was teleported back to Pei Feng.

Guilty?Remind again: Yunxiazong does not recommend using teleportation to move.Teleportation from outside the sect to the interior of the sect is generally considered a violation unless there are special circumstances, and transmission from within the sect to within the sect is generally not a violation, but it is still not a popular behavior.

I want to find someone to ask the question of whether the two elders, Wang Qi, have exchanged identities, but who should I ask?Dad?Elder Huigu?big brother?Master? ... who would be more ... honest to answer this question?

I thought for a while and consulted Elder Tian.

Elder Tian: "Yes. No."

Me: "The two of them can swap looks? But they didn't swap in front of me?"

Elder Tian: "No."

Me: "...I'll ask again, one question at a time. First..."

I was cut off from communication.

It wasn't the elders who pinched it.

I subconsciously thought of a bunch of suspects who disliked me for bothering Elder Tian and cutting off my communication, but I found out that the culprits were two hair balls, which were the hair balls given to me by the two elders Wang Qi.

A mouth grew out of each hairball, and the smaller hairball said, "Are you ready?"

The bigger hairball said: "Press me when you're ready, and press it if you're not."

…I pressed the smaller hairballs.

Smaller hairball: "Okay. Let's stay on standby. You can call us anytime when you're ready."

Larger hairballs: "Call keywords as indicated on the panel."

Then they both fell silent.The so-called panel should refer to the layer of hair on their body surface. Now the hairs of the two hairballs are bent with the same three words: long hair.

So here comes the question: Is the last two words pronounced shangchang, shangzhang or chang?

Hey, polyphonic characters, and they are polyphonic characters that both sounds make sense here, please pay attention to the pronunciation.

05274 - NPC

I contacted Elder Tian again and explained to him that I didn't cut off his communication just now, although he must have known it-better than me.

Elder Tian: "It's all right."

Me: "All three readings wake them up? What happens after they wake up? What do they mean by 'ready'? If I press the bigger hairball when they ask me if I'm ready, what happens What? I'm sorry, I asked too many questions at once habitually, Elder Tian, ​​you don't need to answer, I just sort out my thoughts by myself."

Elder Tian: "I won't leave."

In fact, there is not much difference between listening to Elder Tian and listening to other elders: after listening to it, you will be confused.

Xiao Sui pointed to the smaller hair ball and said, "It's called Si Mao."

Then he pointed to the larger hairball and said, "It's called Liumao."

... I can understand what you mean by avoiding Sanmao and Wumao, but... well, it's not bad.

I wanted to ask the two elders of Wang Qi what the two hairballs meant, but it was their little consciousness left in the Yunxia Sect who answered my communication, and their main body had left the sect again.

Because the main body of these two is often not in the sect, and the reaction of the small spiritual consciousness is affected by the activities of the main body, sometimes it does not match the environment of the Yunxia Sect, so some disciples always think that these two small spiritual senses are NPCs, used to guide newborns.

Someone else asked: "Which senior weapon cultivator made this? Although it is sometimes a bit dull and sometimes a little rude, it feels quite alive."

Some informed disciples also wondered: "Isn't the divine consciousness separated from the stage of transformation of the gods able to think independently? Why is it affected by the main body, and often the influence is obvious?"

"It seems that because the purpose of the separation of these two divine senses is to connect with the ontology, so their independence is deliberately suppressed."

"Can the degree of connection between the divine consciousness and the main body separated during the transformation stage be adjusted at will?"

"It seems...you can, but my master said that you can't adjust without limit, you must meet certain conditions, and within the scope of that condition, you can basically do whatever you want."

"Are the conditions very harsh?"

"It seems that it can be decided at will?"

"Doesn't that mean you can adjust it at will?"

"It seems, it's not the same..."

"So, what exactly do you mean?"

"I don't know, I'm only at the Golden Core stage, and I'm just listening to the matter of the elders at the Transformation Stage..."

05275-Can't talk anymore

Everyone really wanted to talk about the two elders from the gossip king, but unfortunately due to their cultivation, there were too few people who could participate in the gossip, and there was no lively atmosphere.Occasionally chatting, and soon forgetting about this topic, when the next time there is something exciting, the last chat has been forgotten, so they can only start from the beginning, so many people just can't remember that Yunxiazong still has such two conversations. an elder.

In recent years, some disciples said: "Speaking disrespectfully, sometimes I feel that the presence of these two elders in our sect is not as good as that of the visiting elder Liao Li."

"The elders who were cultivated by the sect themselves but drifted away from the sect, or the elders who were self-taught but integrated into the life of the sect, which one is more like one of our own?"

"It's all..."

"There are some problems..."

When it comes to those two elders, it is always easy to talk more philosophically, which makes it more difficult to continue the related chat.

I asked Master Zu: "Apart from the physical examination, these two elders came back this time to give me hair growth balls? Because you know that I have recently studied the problem of wigs and achieved certain results?"

Master: "Has it achieved results?"

Me: "Some users said that my wig has interacted with their spiritual power system, as if they have merged."

Master: "Because you shaved their hair."

Me: "Does that matter too?"

Master: "Of course it has an impact. For example, if I cut your father with a sword, do you think it is easier for me to heal the injury, or for you?"

Me: "...No matter who caused the injury on my father's body, it is impossible for me to heal it now."

Master: "That's right. Let's change the analogy: Your brother and sister each slashed you with a sword. Do you think it is easier for them to heal the wound of their own slash, or to exchange treatment? If you can't figure it out, let them try it in practice. "

Me: "Are you trying to dismiss me and stop me from asking you?"

Grandmaster: "The qualifications of those two elders are much deeper than mine, I can't tell."

Me: "But your cultivation is now the same as theirs."

Master: "There is an old saying: cultivation represents many things, but not everything."

Me: "Do those two elders have much contact with the debt collection office?"

Grandmaster: "The disciples who have a lot of contact with the Discipline Office generally have nothing to do with the Debt Collection Office."

Me: "No, Master, you are a frequent visitor to the Yunxia Sect's Discipline Office, but you are also a senior employee of the Yunxia Sect's debt collection office, and you have been promoted to the elder of the debt collection office in recent years."

Master: "This relationship is not that relationship."

Me: "What I want to ask is, Wu Boyang and Wu Boping, their cooperation model and their debts to Yunxiazong have a lot to do with the two elders Wang Qi? Did they partially imitate Wang Qi?" Two elders? But the two siblings also said that their repayment of Yunxia Sect's debt was related to me, so did I have anything related to interests that overlapped with the two elders Wang Qi? The two elders gave the two elders Is the hairball also related to this debt and interest?"