Xiu Erdai's daily essays

05260 - chaos

Uncle Xiao: "You have to ask them for details. Maybe they just came back to tease other elders. After getting along with the spirit beasts for a long time, you need to play with people to regain their sense of existence as human beings."

Me: "Who is the leader of the physical examination this time?" Each physical examination of two elders requires the cooperation of multiple elders, but there can only be one leader at a time. There are omissions or duplications in inspections.

Elder Tian: "Elder Yang."

Me: "Elder Qi, since Elder Yang is the leader this time, how can you, as Elder Yang's apprentice, be lazy?"

The little uncle grabbed a ball of snow - this thing can be said to be inexhaustible on Jianxiu Peak.

I... looked at Elder Tian: "Let's meditate together and meditate."

Junior Martial Uncle: "Brother Tian has always been very calm."

Me: "Then I will watch Elder Tian and meditate. I have not been very calm recently."

Elder Tian: "Exactly."

Me: "... what?"

The little uncle stood up and grabbed my collar—the other hand was still holding a snow ball, no, it should be called an ice ball, and it was already pinched firmly.

I glanced at my little uncle's face, wondering: "Doesn't it seem that you mean to throw me?" Neither does it mean to throw me away, nor does it mean to throw me with ice balls?

Little uncle: "I will help my master as an apprentice, and you will also help my master as an apprentice, how about it?"

Me: "My cultivation is limited, I may not be able to help, and it will add to the chaos."

Elder Tian: "Try to know."

Elder Tian, ​​as a senior, can you stop making trouble?

Me: "Won't Elder Tian go with you?"

Junior Martial Uncle: "It's too noisy, it doesn't fit Brother Tian's style of painting."

While I was wondering how noisy the physical examination was, I was taken to the really noisy Wang Feng by my junior uncle, which is the peak of Elder Wang Lin Guo.

At first glance, only four words can be used to describe it: chaos.

No wonder the little uncle wants to hide.This is so noisy that the little uncle wants to thunder, doesn't it?And he couldn't interrupt Elder Yang's physical examination process.If you don't hide, you can only bear it. Of course, the little uncle is unwilling to bear it.

The two elders Wang Qi and Wang Qi became elders very close to each other—their upgrade speeds have always been about the same, so many people wonder why they are not Taoist couples—they discussed with each other when choosing the peak, from the Nascent Soul Stage to the Transformation Stage. Shenqi chose two peaks with similar positions, and the two elders often lived together, which led to the fact that one peak belonged to Yushou Peak and the other belonged to Planting Peak. The sites are all like Plantation Peak sites.

05261-irritability

At this moment, Wang Feng's spiritual beasts were running wildly, and the newly brought back ones joined forces with the melee who had lived here for a long time. They both wanted to suppress each other's aura. The disciples and grandchildren interfered with the battle of the spirit beast Lingzhi.

Elder Qi Xuewei: "This is the fastest way to get acquainted. And without fighting a lot, how do we judge the upper limit of the newcomers?"

Elder Guanghe: "Didn't you check it out first when you were going to catch them and bring them back?"

Elder Qi Xuewei: "First of all, we can only take a general look at it. How can we study it carefully in such a dangerous environment. Could it be that if you don't see ten percent, you won't be arrested?"

Elder Wang Lin Guo: "Liu Jie, that's what my spirit beast wants to eat, not for you."

Elder Liu Jie: "You jumped into the mouth of my spirit beast yourself, you pick it out."

Elder Qi Xuewei: "Elder Liu, don't be in a hurry to eat. Didn't you see that these things are still being carefully tested? Maybe they contain a poison that we haven't seen before."

Elder Guanghe: "Why didn't you poison and dumb you? Do you two have a plan to test it? Are you ashamed to say 'careful'?"

Elder Wang Linguo: "Spiritual plants and spirit beasts need to be more casual in order to show their limits, and don't plan too much."

……

The little uncle grabbed me and floated in mid-air, and I haven't landed for a long time - it seems that no matter where I land, there is a danger of being hit by a madly running spirit plant spirit beast.In addition, while the elders were arguing, they were still throwing their spiritual power around, some to limit the range of activities of the spirit plants and spirit beasts, and some just to vent their anger.

Elder Qi Xuewei looked up at my little uncle and me, and waved: "Little Qi Xi, little girl Pei Lin, come down quickly, Aunt Qi brought you something very delicious."

The little uncle's hands gripped my collar tightly, making me worry that he would throw me at Elder Qi like an ice lump, and at the same time regretted that the little uncle had already thrown away the Tianfengxue he caught on the way here.

Elder Yang, who looked calm in the chaos, said, "Come down, you two. Just land where you want and blow up the spirit plants and beasts in that area."

Listening to semantics is also very annoying.The dislike attributes of the two elders Wang Qi in the Yunxia Sect's elder class are really solid.

05262-shouldn't come

Elder Wang Linguo: "Yang Chelu, if you have any opinion on us, just come at us directly. The spirit plants and spirit beasts are innocent. There are also small things with low cultivation, and Qi Xi's control power has not improved. Don't let him get away with it."

Elder Yang: "I'll let you see if he grows up."

A thunderbolt from the junior master staggered Elder Wang Lin and Guo staggeringly, and did not hurt the dog cub that was bumping into Elder Wang Lin Guo's calf... No, it looks like a wolf cub?

The little master uncle really threw me away after he finished beating people, so he threw me next to the wolf cub so that I could take a closer look.

When he threw it, he might have been angry and hit it a bit hard, which caused me to be a little unsteady when I landed. I stepped on the left front paw of the wolf cub, and I got a bite from the wolf cub... I didn't bite.Then the wolf cub howled, and a group of spirit beasts and some spirit plants came at me.

Who am I provoking?

Then Wang Feng's chaos level went up to a higher level, and I ran away all over the peak——the spirit beast chasing me was mainly in the Nascent Soul stage, with a few Golden Core stages, and a few Foundation Establishment stages, but fortunately, there was no Spirit Transformation stage .

Elder Qi Xuewei also booed: "Wow, I haven't seen you for a few years, Pei Xiaoguai's dodging ability has improved again." Why did you look at my father when you called 'Pei Xiaoguai'?

I drilled into Elder Liu Jie's spirit beast pile and Elder Guanghe's spirit plant pile—they moved their team part here is also one of the important reasons why Wang Feng is so chaotic—let Wang Qi's team and Liu Guang's team Pinching, after they were huddled together, I was finally able to escape and hide behind my dad.

Picking up Elder Xuewei: "Pei Ji, don't stand in the way, I haven't given the delicious snacks to Pei Xiaoguai."

I shouldn't have come.

In other words, I didn't want to come at all, but the little master uncle insisted on arresting me, probably to distract me from the elder's attention on him.

Me: "Aren't you doing a physical examination?"

Elder Wang Lin Guo: "I'm checking. You can also do other things while checking. You can multi-task during the stage of transformation."

Speaking of Elder Xuewei: "Xiao Pei can do it too." As she spoke, she walked around behind my father and faced me face to face, but my father didn't mean to stop her at all—my dear father.

Me: "Elder Qi, why are you blocking me? If you want to deliver something, you can deliver it directly. If you want to deliver something a few mountains away, you can also deliver it the same way. You don't need to be so close? I'm not used to getting too close to people."

Elder Qi: "Nonsense, your spiritual power breath, obviously you have been very close to people recently. It is in the gentle village."

05263-Speak with a subject

Me: "It may be the fault of the secret realm of the furnace. Although I have always had the fog to isolate it, it may be that my ability to isolate the secret level energy is not very good."

Elder Qi: "That's right, the Mirror Mirror Secret Realm is more troublesome."

Me: "... Is the secret realm of the furnace cauldron originally a secret mirror mirror realm, or did the secret realm of the furnace cauldron become or establish a mirror mirror realm after interacting with Wenrou Township?"

Elder Qi: "Say 'Aunt Qi is so nice', and I'll tell you."

Me: "I don't have any aunts, thank you." Not only is my father an only child, but he doesn't even have cousins ​​or cousins. The Pei family was all boys in his generation, which made the Pei family very puzzled: Is it easy for the same gender to develop a good spiritual root?

After many generations of false rumors, when Pei Douxing was born, the Pei family wondered again: How could this generation not all be girls?

Please don't take coincidences as inevitable.

Elder Qi: "You can also call me sister."

You wait, until the day when my own sister can beat you.

Me: "Speaking of which, there are quite a lot of elders in the Yunxia Sect whose surname is pronounced 'qi'. Let's talk about Elder Xuewei, Elder Qi Xi, and Elder Qi Yuan; Elder Qi, Elder Qi, and Elder Qi."

The little uncle looked at me unkindly.

Elder Qi said cheerfully: "Yes, yes, if it's a homonym, little Qi Xi and I are in the same family. Qi Xi, call me sister."

Junior Martial Uncle: "Fuck off." Although intellectually knowing that Junior Martial Uncle's tone is bad, he's basically insulting his seniors, but the reality is that he said the word 'Fuck' looking at me, the troublesome person who brought up this topic.

So I follow the good advice: "Then elders talk slowly, I will..."

"You stay, Pei Lin." The little uncle emphasized to me without any ambiguity.

Me: "Why am I staying here..."

"It has a more important meaning." Elder Lian Yongjia said.All the elders looked at her.

Me: "...Is Elder Lian talking about me?" When there are many people, you use a subject when you speak, so that people can guess who you are talking about?

Master: "From the point of Elder Lian's gaze, it shouldn't be."

Elder Lian said this while looking at the wolf cub who was about to bite me.

Seems like it still has something to do with me?

Elder Wang Lin Guo: "It's better to stay. Pei Lin, let me see how your spirit beast cat is doing?"

Me: "Elder Wang, what do you want to do to my Pei Ao?"

Elder Wang Lin Guo: "It is impossible for me to hurt my own spirit beast."

That is, the Discipline Department also solemnly declared that they would never harm their own disciples, but how many disciples are not afraid of the Discipline Department?

Me: "Elder Liu Jie, should I let Elder Wang Linguo see my fur ball?"

Elder Liu Jie: "There is no right or wrong. If you want to show it, you can show it. If you don't want to, ignore him. Anyway, he has nothing serious."

Elder Wang Linguo: "Say it as if you and Pei Ao are serious."

Elder Liu Jie: "I fed it."

Elder Wang Lin Guo: "I'll feed it right away."

Feed...

Pei Bing: "Come on, Brother Maoqiu."

Pei Kong: "Be careful not to spoil your stomach."

Xiao Sui: "It shouldn't matter, Elder Liu Jie is here..."