Xiu Erdai's daily essays

05232-Fried

Doubters: "Damn, are you serious? Ruanrou Township is a small circle of self-cute circles... Well, it may be very vulgar, and it is related to demons. It needs to be rectified and cleaned up, but there are still people in it." There are a lot of ordinary monks who are not so serious but are not considered treacherous, so you don’t have to blow it up, do you?”

Me: "Speaking of logic, if I want to blow up Gentle Township, why should I stand at the entrance and let you see me when the explosion happens? Can't I go back to Yunxiazong invisibly and wait for the result? Just you group, if I want to hide, Which one of you can spot my figure?"

"Beauty, don't underestimate Yan Kong's eyesight. Even if you are an afterimage, I can tell it apart."

"Nonsense. Just now Pei Lin pretended to be Jiang Ji and stood there for so long, the first one to find out that he is Pei Lin is obviously a black man, not a fan."

"I've always said that black loves deeper than pink."

"Master Pei, no one will recognize your Jiang Ji's disguise in Wenrou Township?"

"Maybe it's because I recognized it that I was so angry."

Me: "Is there anyone who can seriously discuss with me the status quo of Wenrou Township without dwelling on the bombing issue?"

"No. There are no decent people near Wenrou Township."

Me: "Okay, let's discuss it later in Shazhuan."

"The topic of Wenrou Township is discussed on the head office? Tsk, how shameless."

"If you can discuss Hehuan Sect on the Internet, why can't you discuss Wenrouxiang?"

"The Hehuan sect is romantic, and the gentle village is dirty. Can it be the same thing? Besides, besides sex, the Hehuan sect also has beauty, and beauty is often more conspicuous than sex. Gentle town? From ancient times to the present, have demons had beauties? The good ones are all ruined after being possessed by demons, so they are worth discussing."

"Uh, may I ask, what is Wenrouxiang?"

"Where did the chick come from? Get out of the way and go to the milk."

"I do know what Wenrou Township is, but here...so this is the entrance to Wenrou Township...Okay, remember."

"It's too late. After today, after being bombed by Master Pei, the entrance to Ruanrou Township must be changed."

"Mr. Pei said he didn't blow it up."

"Okay, he didn't fry it, but his powder can be fried right?"

While making noise, several people fell in front of me in a rather embarrassing manner.

All bald.

With a wig.

05233-Mean Nascent Soul Stage

The bald head was shaved by me, and the wig was made by me.But judging by the way they look at me, they probably only know the former.

So I made it clear: "Have you received the wig I made? Do you like it? I think it suits you well."

A bald head said bitterly: "This is the consolation prize given to us by the secret realm of the furnace, and this is the breath of the secret realm of the furnace."

Me: "Your hallucinations are still there, right? It's obviously my breath, to be precise, it's the breath of the transparent fruit. Each wig uses a small grain of transparent fruit core powder as the core."

Another bald head: "So we will be out early because you did something wrong? I find it strange that the Furnace Cauldron Secret Realm is interacting with us well, how could it suddenly kick people. I have never heard that the secret realm will kick people suddenly."

Me: "Isn't kicking people in the secret realm a routine operation?"

Bald head: "It's usually a trapped person. The trapped person has to work hard to find the ticket to leave the secret realm, otherwise he will die in the secret realm."

I:"……"

Onlookers:

"You can't talk about it. Young Master Pei's experience in the secret realm has nothing in common with the demon-like stupidity."

"However, these people were able to question Pei Shao's face so smoothly when they saw Pei Shao's face instead of Jiang Ji's, so they really discovered Pei Shao's true identity in Wenrou Township, right?"

"Jiang Ji's face is not a disguise at all, and with the explosive effect of Pei Lin's appearance, as long as one person in Wenrou Township finds out, the news will spread throughout Runrou Township in a few minutes."

"But looking at Pei Meiren's face, she can continue to question, these kind of demons still have a bit of a heart."

"Because there is a problem with the definition of 'demon-like'. There is no such thing. It is either a demon who can use spiritual power or a monk. It is normal for a monk to have a heart. There are hundreds of millions of people who scold Pei Lin in Shazhuan, and there are many of them. Qi training and foundation building stage. This is the age most likely to be affected by appearance, but he sincerely managed to look at Pei Lin's face and yell at him. If he frankly admits that Pei Lin is indeed beautiful while yelling at him, then this is very childish Potential."

"Yes, Shazhuan's average cultivation is the Nascent Soul Stage. Either it is the Nascent Soul Stage now, or it will be the Nascent Soul Stage in the future."

"If you don't believe me, you can make a statistic. Just count the long-term, more than [-] years, the birth rate of sand-mixing experts. You can entrust this to the lottery box."

"Let's wait until Sha Zhuan has existed for a hundred years. Pei Lin is not yet a hundred years old."

"Pei Meiren, what birthday present do you want when you turn [-]?"

"Why don't you give him his 50th birthday gift first?"

"We sent it."

"Oh, was it sent to the Yunxia Sect's delivery office together with the daily gifts?"

05234 - New special area

Me: "I received your gift, thank you."

"Beauty, you have already sent us a thank you message in text, we are very happy."

"So you are here to say it again just to hear Pei Lin thank you again in public?"

"We love being pampered by beautiful people."

Me: "On the premise of not being troublesome, I don't mind pampering my fans a little."

"'No trouble' and 'slightly', the preconditions are always so clear."

"We like the beauty's clear statement. It is because the beauty will not wrong him because of our enthusiasm. If we do something that makes him unhappy, he will point it out immediately, so we can be confident and enthusiastic. This kind of Chasing stars without any burden feels like ordinary people like you don’t understand.”

"If you don't follow the stars, how can you become an ordinary person? Can't I just chase the brightest star 'cultivation' wholeheartedly?"

"Then you haven't achieved much in your cultivation, Golden Core Stage. Your cultivation level is not as good as mine, which spent a lot of time chasing living stars."

"How much time can you spend chasing monks and internet celebrities? Pei Lin doesn't necessarily show up in public once in a few years. The time you spend licking the screen is not as much as arguing with Hei in Shazhuan?"

"Pink and black are true love."

"I love it so much that I left Sabo and built a quarrel zone."

"Young Master Pei, do you know that your fans and neutrals, that is, the group from Shameng, have opened another special section on the main network behind your back?"

Me: "Yes, it's called 'Underground Edition of Sand School', referred to as 'Di School'. The activities in it are basically the same as those of Sand School. Any privileges; second, people who enter the Dizhuan will not be marked with spiritual power, and entering the Dizhuan is as free as entering the general area of ​​the main network; third, I do not collect the speeches of the Dizhuan, that is, the communication in the Dizhuan You can keep me from knowing."

"The third point is not necessarily right? Although you can't mark everyone in the mixed school, although in this way you can't receive their speech as smoothly as in the sand school, but you can visit any area of ​​the main network. Similarly, when you go to the geology blog, you can read all the posts in the geology blog except a few high-authority posts, and you can remember the content after reading it, that is, you can still collect the information in the geology blog.”

Me: "Yes, I can still collect all the information in the main network in this way, but on the premise that it does not affect me, I respect the feelings of my fans and neutrals. Since they are deliberately outside the Saudi Arabia A new special area has been opened, since they wrote on the homepage of the new special area, "Please try not to visit here, Mr. Pei, we want to keep you from knowing and whispering, and sometimes we want to discuss some surprises for you here", then I will Don't read it."

05235 - like freedom

"Aren't you afraid that they are in the local college—what a broken name, it's not as good as Shazhuan——you're not afraid that they're there discussing things to cheat you?"

Me: "I don't monitor the ground, but it doesn't mean that the Yunxia Sect is not monitored."

"I don't know if the Yunxia Sect has carefully monitored the masters, but I will definitely ask about the masters who have been mixed for a long time."

Me: "Basically, Baoda is my friend."

"It's not necessarily when we can make big news."

"Jiang Weixiao is watching the big news that Bao asked about."

"...no fun."

"I think it's interesting: no matter how hard everyone struggles, there are people who can cover the sky with one hand. It's simply fascinating."

"Fantasy for what? Fascinated to become Jiang Weixiao? Although I don't like Jiang Weixiao, I have to admit that if ordinary people behaved like Jiang Weixiao, they would have been killed long ago. They can be hated by so many people but still Living with vigor and vigor, Jiang Weixiao is indeed a character, it is rare to see him, and ordinary people cannot imitate him."

"The door of Wenrou Township, which is lively and fragrant, why did the conversation become Sha Zhuanfeng? How many members of the Sha League heard that Pei Lin was here and rushed over to chat on the spot? Internet chats can't satisfy you anymore, can you?"

"Aren't you one of them?"

"I'm really not. I happened to be passing by. I didn't pass by Wenrou Township, but the next door... what kind of supply store. "

"Buy here? Even if you can't afford Hehuan sect products, you can go to Qi sect or Puppet embankment. Aren't you afraid of internal injuries when you use the products here?"

"Do you think the products of Qizong and Puppet Embankment are cheap?"

"This matter still has to pay attention to quality, not just for cheap."

"It's okay, as a qualified monk, as long as he doesn't die, there will definitely be no sequelae."

"There are too many sequelae..."

"I have to say that the number of unqualified monks is still relatively large."

Me: "It seems that apart from gradually disappearing Shazhuan, there is another possibility that Shazhuan will be replaced by Dizhuan. Now everyone feels that Shazhuan is too restrictive, so they chat in Dizhuan instead. They only want to communicate with me directly or indirectly. Only then will I come to Saban."

"Young Master Pei, will you also manage the land in the future?"

Me: "No. At the beginning, I took over the management of the Sands College only because the people who were active inside the Sands College were too emotional and prone to accidents when it was first established, so more attention and precautions were needed. Naturally, it transplanted the current rules of the Sand Academy: do not do things that will cause irreversible damage. This is already a very firmly enforced rule, so there is no need for me to get involved. Otherwise, would you force everyone who likes freedom to build a third sand Is it in the League chat area?"

"I think it would be good to build another one. At least it can be renamed. The current name is really not easy to pronounce. The land is specially designed and the tiles are returned."

"After the tiles are smashed, there is sand, which is also considered to be exclusively related to sand."