Xiu Erdai's daily essays

05176-Illiterate Spirit Beast

Me: "How long has it been since you broke your shell?"

The myriad lizards drew horizontal lines one by one on the ice.

Me: "Can't you even write the word 'positive' for counting?"

The myriad lizard continued to draw horizontally aggrieved - it seems that it really won't.

Wu Boyang: "I don't know when the Myriad Lizard broke its shell, but it has been in the Ruanxiang auction for about 20 years."

Me: "In 20 years, I can't even write a few common characters. My parents are qi-level hamsters who were born one year ago. They can communicate with ordinary people without barriers just by writing."

Myriads shrink their necks, legs, and tails.

Wu Boping: "Well, masterless spirit beasts, they really often don't pay much attention to words."

Me: "So I am often deceived by malicious monks to sign unfair contracts. Words are powerful. When combined with the pronunciation of each word, the words themselves have precipitated the power of small formations and curses. If Spirit beasts don't know anything about these, or can only understand the superficial meaning of human language, so how do they respond when humans attack them? Most spirit beasts don't live in places that humans can't reach, like many Footed lizards have seen more humans than spirit beasts, but they don't understand a basic human skill?"

Me: "No wonder Fellow Daoist Shen wanted to hurt you and hurt you casually. Compared with the crushing of the current cultivation base, the more important thing is that you have no future potential at all, and you are stuck by the ceiling of your cultivation base."

Wu Boyang: "Unless you turn into a demon, the ceiling of spiritual beast cultivation is not so easy to break through, right?"

Me: "That's why we should pay attention to writing. From the perspective of proportion, the probability of breaking through the ceiling is higher for spirit beasts who are familiar with writing than for illiterate ones. This can also be explained from a theoretical point of view."

Me: "Demon, by transforming into a human form and using human skills more thoroughly, it has completely broken through the constraints of the innate ceiling. The focus during this period is not the human form, but the human skills, because this skills have been accumulated and continuously optimized over a long period of time. Yes, it has its own attributes that break the constraints of natural conditions. A spirit beast that does not transform into a human form cannot use human exercises on a large scale. However, there are some contents in the exercises that do not require the assistance of a human body. Types can also learn, use and loosen the innate ceiling to some extent."

Me: "One of the most important items is language."

Me: "The mantra is a very typical realization of the power of language and writing. If the spirit beast has learned the accumulated profound human language and writing, then it can partially acquire the power of the mantra. When the non-natural power accumulates in the body to a certain Once the level is reached, the upper limit of oneself will be pushed up. Do you understand, myriad lizard?"

05177-Rescue again

The myriad lizard finally finished drawing the number of years it broke its shell, but counted again with its toes, and found that it had drawn two more lines, so it quickly dug out those two lines, and accidentally dug the ice board into two pieces .

The myriad looked at me timidly.

Me: "The language is not good, and the math is not good. Alas, if this spirit beast doesn't rise up quickly, it will be like this in this life. After death, it will disappear and nothing will be left for the historical data. It's not a big problem, anyway, One day in the future, the historical data and our entire planet will be destroyed, everything will perish."

Me: "The other floors are probably also evacuated. There is nothing to see. Go directly to the top floor to see some interesting temptations."

The myriad lizard put all the broken ice plates into a storage container in one of its claws, and followed us.

I decided to salvage it again: "If you want to have more chances to get along with me, or if you remember those delicious spiritual powers you touched before breaking the shell and want to touch them again, then you have to become powerful. First, Get rid of the constraints of Gentle Township; then, learn to understand the world map and find the coordinates of the top ten; then, have the ability to fly from one end of the world to the other end of the world, and stand at the gate of the top ten; finally, come up with reasonable reasons Let the top ten let you in to play."

Me: "Just to remind you, although you don't seem to mind, but your appearance is not pleasing in the mainstream aesthetics. It is very difficult to cross half of the planet, and you may encounter attacks everywhere. Some people attack you out of boredom, and some people think you will attack them, so they choose to attack first, and the latter may be very heavy, or even deadly. Beat you."

Me: "Even if you are lucky enough to reach the top ten gates, what reason can you come up with to persuade the gatekeepers to let you in? Even, with your language skills, can you express your reason unambiguously?"

Me: "Single ice spirit root, single water spirit root, single wood spirit root, if these are the flavors of spiritual power you like, then after entering Kunlun, you will wander in the ocean of happiness. The gate of rebirth is also good, and the gate of Yanxing may Even better. Don't go to the Chiwu Sect."

Me: "Look at your dazed look. Can't you understand? You can see how poor Chinese ability restricts you. I'm introducing you to places where delicious snacks gather and how to get close to them, but you listen I don’t understand. Sigh, then you can live with Wenrouxiang. Occasionally you encounter a little delicious spiritual power, but if it’s not delicious for a day, it becomes unpalatable, and it’s irreversible. Waiting eagerly for new delicacies to appear every day, often waiting No, once in a while, you can only touch it for a short time, and you will never experience the feeling of eating snacks until you are full in your life."

Me: "Yes. Who told you not to work hard."

Brother and sister Wu: "..."

05178 - awaken memory

Pei Kong: "Bullying an illiterate spirit beast, why is it so wicked..."

Pei Bing: "I've always been quite wicked."

Pei Kong: "Objectively speaking, the myriad lizard can't be blamed for its illiteracy, although it really hasn't made any effort in this regard. It's always happy and sad for a little bit of crumbs, and it never thought about finding a big piece of good meat for itself. But that's mainly because it has no access to the information of 'hard work' since it broke its shell. This intoxicating place like Wenrou Township taught it 'only a little bit of good stuff', so it can only see this little bit , it certainly doesn't work for something it doesn't even know exists."

Xiao Sui: "No, it knows. It doesn't know after breaking the shell, but it knows before breaking the shell."

Fuqiu: "Yes, it must still have memories of its egg career, especially for the delicacy it is particularly concerned about. It is impossible for it to completely forget."

Therefore, its memory needs to be awakened.

I pointed to myself: "There are a lot of people with my taste in ten miles. If you walk at our current pace in ten miles, you can easily meet hundreds or thousands of people with my taste in a day. There is another one." One thing, although your looks are not popular in the mainstream aesthetics, some people just like reptiles, even if such people only account for one ten thousandth of the total number-in fact, it is not that low-you Walking around in the top ten for a month, you can meet one or two, and then you can kiss and hug them casually."

The myriad lizard seemed to understand a little bit, and shed a drop of saliva.

Me: "Additional explanation: Even if they like your appearance, if your expression is so idiotic, they may not like your inside, so the proportion of people who like you may have to be lowered, one in a million. ... This is a bit troublesome. There are still single or main Shuimu Binglinggen in Shibali. It seems that there are not a million people, so whether you can meet it depends on luck, but no matter what, it is definitely better than you in Wenrou Township. The probability of getting delicious is high, and the taste quality is better, much better, not an order of magnitude better."

Me: "And if your mentality towards delicious food has always been as peaceful as it is now, ignoring the other person's cold face and maintaining a polite distance, you will definitely be able to smell a lot of delicious smells every day. If you are lucky, you may even get a touch of the tip of your tail every day. "

Me: "The premise of all this is that you can prove to the top ten that you are suitable for entering the top ten. Learn the language and tap your own strengths. Come on, fool spirit beast."

Myriad Lizard: "Ang."

Wu Boyang: "Actually, there is an easy way to enter the top ten: stare at a top ten disciple in the foundation establishment period, and beat him severely, not to death, but to be severely injured, and then there is a high chance of being arrested Into the top ten."

05179 - windows

Me: "This fellow Daoist Wu's idea is very feasible."

Wu Poping laughed dryly.

The myriad lizard thought for a while, then shook his head again and again.

Wu Boping: "If the purpose is to get along well with the delicious spirit root, then it is not good to offend the same sect of the delicious spirit root."

Fuqiu: "I think the lizard means that it cannot be beaten, it will only be beaten."

Its combat effectiveness doesn't look very good.What is going on with the technique of raising spirit beasts in Ruanrou Township?A good spirit beast with an innate upper limit of Jindan level can be raised to do nothing but fool around?

Golden core level, the upper limit level of the demon, how can Ruan Ruanxiang not cherish it so much?

Or is it because they are afraid that they will not be able to control the myriad lizard when it becomes stronger, so they deliberately raise it stupidly?

A bunch of scraps.Can't you think about growing up with a lizard, always being better than it, always allowing it to reach its full potential and being able to overwhelm it?Not at all angry.

There is no partition on the top floor, it is a whole space, as empty as the lower floors.There are no windows on the wall to see the outside. Except for the stairs we came up to the outside world, there is only a window floating in the center of the area, which may also be a door, which is somewhat like the exit of Qi'an Secret Realm.

A certain kind of breath came out from the window, which made Wu's siblings tense immediately, and also made the multi-legged lizard crawl a few steps towards the window.The tense Wu family didn't make any other movements, and the myriad lizard, which had crawled a few steps, seemed to realize something, and retreated behind me.

Me: "Myriads should perceive the delicacy of negative aura, how about you?"

Wu Boyang: "The temptation to have sex."

Me: "What I perceive seems to be an invitation to have sex, but...is it too low-quality? What's the allure of a myriad wearing a swimsuit?"

Pei Kong: "If you want to encourage the myriad lizard to practice hard and become a powerful spirit beast, then you should not offend it all the time. It may not understand what you say now, but if it really cultivates and learns the language well If there are no words, one day its comprehension will rise to the point where it can understand such words, and its cultivation at that time also makes it very likely that it will remember what you said now, and then hate you."

Me: "When it reaches my level of cultivation, I might already be in the Nascent Soul Stage, but can it break through its innate ceiling? If it can break through, it should also thank me for my enlightenment, then Even if it still wants to take revenge on me, it can only be a small fight, I just accept it, and I can't die."