Xiu Erdai's daily essays

05096-hard work

Fuqiu: "No. [-] has inherited Pei Lin's safety standards. No. [-] will not do things that you think are dangerous and need to be avoided from happening to you."

As expected of my stuff, putting safety in the front row.But is No. [-] already able to think this way?

Pei Kong: "It's not thinking, it's executing the program. All the spiritual power programs in your brain so far have followed the principle of 'safety', so No. [-] will continue this principle. This is one of the most basic rules of No. [-]. If you If you have to call this 'thinking', then all my thinking is based on your memory, and all thinking on number two is based on your spiritual power program."

Only spiritual programs?

Pei Kong: "At least it must be the basic skeleton, and maybe you can add the rules of the main world and secret realms that you understand, but those are too scattered and must be attached to a systematic skeleton to function, and there is no It must be a positive effect. No. [-] always collapses, and part of the reason may be that the rules from different secret realms contradict each other. While No. [-] collapses in the contradictions, resolve those contradictions, and the collapse can be gradually reduced in the future."

Pei Kong: "The important reason why No. [-] can solve the contradictions of different secret realm rules is that these rules are all perceived and understood by you. You have your inherent preferences and abilities, and you should only come into contact with the ones you can understand or agree with. Rules, so these rules should have some essential similarities, not completely irreconcilable. What No. [-] has to do is to grasp those similarities, and use the similarities as the origin to transform the parts that are not so similar into similarities."

It was really hard work.

Pei Kong: "Don't say it as if it has nothing to do with you. You have to participate and deepen your understanding of those rules, so that number two can handle those conflicts faster. Don't use 'too tired to throw up' as an excuse to escape What's wrong with being a little tired and nauseated? You won't die. You might find fun in the hard work, and even enjoy it. Anyway, you are shaking M."

...the logic seems to make sense?

Xiao Sui: "He must have secretly changed the concept."

Pei Kong: "Point it out."

Maoqiu: "Pei Suilin can't read Pei Kong's heart, so even if Pei Kong thinks clearly about the process of stealing, as long as he doesn't say it out of words, Pei Suilin won't know."

Xiao Sui: "Pei Ao, you don't know what concept he secretly changed."

Yes, it is more difficult for Xiao Sui to read Mao Qiu's heart than Pei Bing and me, but as long as you work hard, you can do it.

Maoqiu: "I don't care about that, I'm just happy to see Pei Suilin and you can't argue with Pei Kong. But you don't have to be too depressed. Generally speaking, I support Pei Suilin more than Pei Kong. I'm happy to see Pei Kong win the fight You are just because I am sure Pei Kong has nothing to do with you except for quarreling, in other respects Pei Kong is being bullied in every way when he fights with you."

05097 - Horror Stories

Those who arrested and monitored me interrogated me like an enemy: "Those ice sculptures are completely controlled by you? Even when you are locked up here, can you continue to control them?"

I nodded and gave them a show of making ice sculptures live, making them disappear, changing from being in my hands to changing in the next room.

Me: "You can customize the shape of the ice sculpture, do you have any shape you want to see?"

"You...don't be so insolent!" She said sternly.

Me: "Actually, I may indeed have the capital to be crazy. For example," I pointed to the door lock in the room. After they all looked at the door lock, I let the door lock freeze into ice and then smashed into powder, "You can't close it." Hold me."

After thinking about it for three seconds, I decided to tell the horror story some people have already thought: "I can also freeze a living person into ice and then shatter."

The standard of my detention has suddenly increased several levels, which may be equivalent to the level of detention of the most vicious murderer in the history of this secret realm that I saw in the library a few days ago, and that person is also said to be a person who was corrupted by ghosts.

Apart from some threatening remarks, I think my attitude has always been considered good. I also took the initiative to tell the person in charge of me the addresses of all buyers, who returned the goods, who kept the ice sculptures, and who resold the ice sculptures.

"Why do you know their real names? Even who they resell to?"

Me: "Because the ice sculptures will send me information, the ice sculptures are like the monitors I installed all over the world."

As soon as this news spread to the outside world, it caused a great panic. All the people who had come into contact with my ice sculptures and mistook other ice sculptures for my products became suspicious, for fear that they would suddenly become ice moths.All the people who have had direct contact with me have also been guarded, and my five nominal family members have been directly detained in the same place as me. Of course, each has its own detention room, in case we join forces to make more mistakes. terrible thing.

I spoke to my 'family' in my room and said, "Let's be polite first. If people here punish us, we will resist with force."

My speech is at the volume of a normal face-to-face conversation, and it is common sense that it cannot be transmitted to other rooms separated by a distance, but my 'family' replied to me 'OK', 'take care of yourself', 'we will be patient ', obviously hear my words clearly, so that the people who guard us will collapse better.

05098-Do not install to the end

I said to the guards: "Actually, it doesn't make sense for you to lock us up like this. We can be locked up because of our cooperation. As long as we want to resist, you have no way to deal with it. We are even different from the ghosts you have seen before. We Your power is controllable, controlled by us, and can precisely hit your weak points; we also understand your rules of life, that is, we know what you are afraid of, not like ghosts who ignore your activities and scare you by the way you."

Me: "I suggest that you don't embarrass the locals like Principal Wei Haisheng and others who got along with us a while ago. In fact, they are quite innocent. We pretended to be harmless when we first came here, and we used their kindness to ask them to do something for us. .”

"Wei Lianyi can condense water."

Me: "But she has no way to control the water she condenses, and she can't control the water in her hands. Compared with what I can do, she is just getting started. If she continues to train... …I probably won’t be able to train to my level in a lifetime, unless the Ghost Pillar Secret Realm gives her more energy, but then she may not be able to use it effectively, after all, the cultivation environment here is mainly a humanistic environment, which is too unsuitable.”

Me: "Please relax, anyway, even if you have been so tense, you will not be able to react when I try to do bad things to you." As I spoke, a grain of ice exploded in the corner of the room, causing several gasps, but There are still people who can maintain reason and ask me:

"Since you pretended to be harmless when you first came here, why didn't you continue to pretend that you were in danger?"

Me: "Because I have read all the books and materials that I can read for free or for a small fee, and I need a lot of money to read other books, but I don't have any, so I want to make money, but I know how to make money. Powerful. Unless, someone is willing to pay to see my face."

Nobody paid any attention to my last sneer, they were serious: "You should know that your way of selling ice sculptures is impossible to make money at all, and it can only arouse our...fear of you."

I float the cash I get from selling ice sculptures around me: "I've already received the money. Of course, it seems impossible to spend it now."

"So, the point is, your way of making money cannot allow you to see the information you want to see."

After a pause, the person negotiating with me asked again: "What materials do you want to see? Wei Haisheng tried his best to let the library give you the right to borrow electronic books. Is that what you want?"

I floated the image of a shedding golden retriever beside me, and asked, "Historically, have your maps looked like this?"

05099-has it ever appeared?

They discussed internally for a while, and responded to me: "We will consult experts in this area. Until we get an answer, can you stop using your, psychic power?"

Me: "Don't you think this request is deceitful? Even if I don't show it, my spiritual power is always under my control, and I can use it whenever I want. You can't block my spiritual power, and you don't know where I am. Did I use it where you couldn't see it, but you asked me not to use it, or asked me to use it and not let you see it..."

Me: "Actually, it doesn't make sense for you to block Wei Haisheng's entire school. Yuan Yongzhen hasn't attended a few classes in total. I only visited the campus and stayed in the library for a while. Out of dorms. We haven't had enough time to ... 'contaminate' schools."

"Yuan Yongan used spiritual power on the students and controlled their bodies."

Me: "Since then, have you been on high alert against us? Hey, Senior Yuan, you can't just blame me for causing trouble now, can you?"

Yuan Yong: "You are the detonator."

"You are not actually brothers, are you? There is no blood relationship between the two of you, except for the Wu family, right?"

Me: "Yes. In order to blend in with you, we added fake personas to ourselves. So I say, we have no fundamental malice towards you."

"So why didn't you hide better?"

Me: "Did you really not notice? The whole secret realm is so abnormally peaceful. After you stared at our six people from outside, you must have also paid attention to your local people who were invaded by ghosts. You didn't find them very uncomfortable." When they are awake, their minds often wander like sleepwalking, and they often wake up in their sleep, staring at a place in a daze from time to time, and asking them why they are in a daze and what nightmare they had, and they look at a loss."

"……what does that mean?"

Me: "Cats like this, haven't you ever seen a map of the whole territory in your history? Or anything other than a map is fine, such as totems, decorative paintings, pictures of clouds... anything is fine, really There's none?"

An old man with good spirits was invited before me, and the first thing I heard him say was: "Open the door, I'll go in and talk to him."