Xiu Erdai's daily essays

05024-Gender indeterminate

Me: "The second question just now is a branch of the first question and belongs to the first question."

Luo Shuangman: "Oh... so now you want to ask the second question, or the other branches in the first question? How many branches does the second question contain?"

I:"……"

Wu Boyang: "There are fewer branches than yours."

Luo Shuangman: "Oh, good." His tone was always calm, as if he only asked me objectively, without emotion, when he was choked by Wu Boyang, it didn't matter whether Wu Boyang expressed dissatisfaction with him or not.

I promise to learn from my lesson, and the next time I ask Fellow Daoist Luo, I will never give the number of questions first.

Me: "The second question is, is your gender male or female? I mean your gender in human form. By the way, does your tree body have a gender?"

Luo Shuangman: "This also brings about branching problems."

Yes I am."

Luo Shuangman: "Are there any other branches?"

Me: "Probably, if your answer leads me to think of more questions. Maybe even, I will keep asking hundreds or thousands of questions."

Luo Shuangman: "Ask for a big tree?"

Me: "...um."

Luo Shuangman: "Problem trees... can also have entities..."

...Wait, he didn't seem to have any doubts in his words, but was telling the truth?

Me: "What does the problem tree of the entity look like? Can it be drawn?"

Luo Shuangman looked at me, smiled softly, and answered the 'second' question in front of me and its branch questions: "My current human form is a male, and I can change into a female. The tree is androgynous. Same as the two of them." After One sentence refers to the Wu brothers and sisters.

I looked at the two siblings.

Wu Boyang: "That's right, our gender can be changed at will. I usually use a female appearance, and my brother usually uses a male appearance."

Yang Xixing's gender is also in doubt.

I looked at Yuan Yong: "Senior Yuan, you can participate in this group, which really makes me feel at ease."

Yuan Yongan understood my semantics and said mockingly: "Although their gender and origin are unknown, they don't seem to have any malice towards you for the time being; while I, although my gender and identity are clear, are not considered friendly to you. "

Me: "It's okay, what I mean is that when I need a sense of certainty in this regard, seeing you makes me feel at ease. As for the need to divide friends and foes, putting you in the enemy's camp stably makes me not hesitate, or Peace of mind."

05025-seen

Me: "But speaking of it, the two of us don't count as enmity?"

Yuan Yong: "From where? Liao Li's place?"

Me: "Even if you have a grudge with Elder Liao, it doesn't seem to affect me? Because your enmity must have been before Elder Liao became the guest elder of the Yunxia Sect, that is, it cannot be implicated in the Yunxia Sect, let alone the juniors of the Yunxia Sect. disciple?"

Yuan Yongam: "We are in Wan Changshun's space, and earlier in the barrage, so there is no conflict?"

Me: "That's not the point of enmity?"

Yuan Yong said: "Maybe not."

"I've seen you." Luo Shuangman suddenly said to Yuan Yong, "You are following a...coward."

Yuan Yong: "Don't just use 'ghost' to refer to non-ghosts."

Luo Shuangman: "Well, that's...how should I describe it?"

Yuan Yongyu: "How do I know what you think about him?"

Luo Shuangman: "You broke two of my branches."

Yuan Yong said: "..."

Luo Shuangman: "There is no compensation."

Yuan Yongxiu: "What you said and what I thought seemed to be different? I didn't break the branch of the Lingzhi that was about to turn into a demon."

Luo Shuangman: "Oh, you only remember the time when I was about to transform into a demon. There was another time many years before that. At that time, I was still Fan Zhi, and my appearance was different from what I had become after becoming Lingzhi, much shorter."

Yuan Yongxing stared at Luo Shuangman for a while, and then asked uncertainly, "Which one?"

Luo Shuangman: "Maybe what you think this time is not the same as what I said? You seem to hide like that all the time."

Yuan Yongyu: "Not often. If that tree was you, how could you become a spiritual plant? You were obviously dying at the time."

Luo Shuangman: "Ah, it seems that there is no mistake. I came back to life when I was about to die, and then I became a spiritual plant. This is an opportunity that needs to be repaid, so I am here now."

... Repaying kindness and repaying debts really don't seem to mean the same thing, do they?Although, it seems that there is indeed a similarity...

Yuan Yong: "The chance at that time. It's been so many years before I remember it?"

Luo Shuangman: "Because my previous cultivation base was too low, I can't pay it back."

Me: "How many years?"

Yuan Yongyu: "Don't you think about it yourself? How many years do you think it will take from becoming a spiritual plant, to becoming a demon cultivator, and then from the Qi training period to the peak of Jindan?"

05026 - Collect without limits

Me: "Spiritual planting and transformation into a demon may only happen in an instant, and the initial cultivation base of a demon-forming queen may directly build a foundation or even directly form a pill."

Yuan Yong said: "Tree demon?"

Dryad, what's wrong with you, with such a contemptuous tone?The tree demon is slow, and sleeps longer than practicing, but what if this demon has a good cultivation talent?Breakthrough while asleep?Sleeping until the Mahayana period?Not without it.

Luo Shuangman: "There are many years, many, many... If you want to know the exact number, I will count it."

How to count? 'One, two, three...' Like that?Isn't that for hypnosis?

Me: "No need, Senior Yuan should remember the exact number." In fact, there is no need to remember, as long as you know which year the event happened in the cultivation calendar, and then do a subtraction, although there may be errors in the calculation if the event happened in a secret realm , but in fact I don't need the exact number, as long as I know it is hundreds of years.

Yuan Yongam: "I know, but I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to provide you with any valid information."

Me: "Every sentence is a piece of information." If No. [-] is functioning normally, these information can form the character of Yuan Yong's doll in No. [-], and the completeness of the character will increase by one point for each additional sentence.The narration of objective facts certainly contains the amount of information in the conventional sense and shows the person's knowledge, but the nonsense of chattering more reflects the likes and dislikes of the speaker.

Yuan Yongam: "Collect information without restriction. Have you found a place for the things you collect?"

You were a little guilty when you asked me this two months ago, but now...

Me: "I have found the place, but now my ability is limited and I can't use it to the fullest. I have to keep working hard."

Yuan Yong: "Oh?"

Me: "You haven't heard of it? If you haven't heard of it, why did you choose this time to voluntarily surrender?"

Yuan Yongan: "What do you mean? Making the world? Making artificial dolls? Don't dolls still need hair as the base material?"

Me: "It is better to have it, but there is not much difference without it. One and a half hairs can't play a simulation role, it's just an auxiliary. Without it, I can make dolls more casually. Even if There are hair constraints on the initial refining form, and later I will adjust it at will according to my own preferences, so that the dolls become completely different from the initial form."

Luo Shuangman gave me a leaf: "Mine. Be the substrate."

Me: "...Thank you. But I still don't know what debt you owe to Yunxiazong, so I don't know how much this leaf can offset."

Luo Shuangman thought for a while, and replied: "Putting me bald can probably offset [-]%."

Me: "How long does it take for the leaves to grow back after being bald?"

Luo Shuangman: "Now, it will take... more than a year."

05027-Blacklist of Lingzhijie

... At the peak of the Golden Core, a dense leaf can grow from a bare one in more than a year?Then when you were a qi-level Lingzhi... it wasn't a bald tree, right?

Suddenly I feel a bit cold on the top of my head... The bald tree leaves are one of my long-term raw materials for refining Tongming fruit. If the bald tree becomes a demon to take revenge on me...

Luo Shuangman looked at me and said with a smile, "Don't be nervous, I'm not a bald tree."

...No, it seems more nervous.If you are not a bald tree and find out what I am worried about, then has my scourge of various leaves become an open topic in your spiritual plant world?

Am I on the blacklist of your spiritual planting world?

Pei Kong laughed at me: "Don't be nervous, you don't dig out the root of the spiritual root when refining the Tongming fruit, so the big deal is that the spiritual plants will join hands to shave your head. It's just a bald head. With your appearance, you can afford it. Look at you Fat doll, you can already overcome obesity with your looks, even baldness."

Xiao Sui: "I, I make a wig for the master, which can be simulated exactly like reality."

Pei Bing: "Yes, yes, we can do it."

Hairball: "I can contribute a hair or two of mine as a base for a wig."

Just one or two...

Fuqiu: "It's good to have a meaning, my hair is too short to fit directly on your head, and the size of the board is not very beautiful."

If you can only have one bald but not two.Is that what you mean?

Fuqiu: "Yes."

The answer is straightforward and very good.

Maoqiu: "It's better than Pei Suilin who is reluctant to give you his hair but dare not say so and only dares to expect you not to ask him."

Xiao Sui: "I... If the master must..."

I don't want it, it's fine to leave your hair on your head.

Fuqiu: "He knows you won't want it, so he shows his loyalty."

Xiao Sui: "Even if the master is bald, I still like the master the most."

Maoqiu: "It's just that there will be a little bit of conflict in your heart. Then you push yourself and Pei Lin, thinking that if you give Pei Lin your hair instead of you being bald, Pei Lin will still like you and treat you a little Response. You would rather you respond to Pei Lin than Pei Lin to respond to you."

Xiao Sui: "..."

In fact, it's really all right, this is not a matter of principle, I understand the intention of Yan control, it's harmless.

Pei Bing whispered to me: "You should focus on the main world, and let Sui Sui sink down for a while."

But there is no need to be depressed, this matter can be admitted with confidence.

Pei Bing: "Yes, when depression reaches a critical point, you will be confident. From now on, you will be like a fan in Shameng. While supporting you, you will be as popular as black at the same time."

... that's fine too.

Xiao Sui: "I'm definitely more useful to the master than the people from Shameng."

That must be.absolute.Needless to say.