Xiu Erdai's daily essays

04872-taunt

Me: "If you don't die, I don't have the problem of being buried with you. In theory, a well-maintained magic weapon can last for a long time, longer than a living thing..."

No. [-]: "Is 'existence' the same as 'survival'? A corpse can also exist for a long time, tens of thousands of years."

Me: "A corpse...can become a spirit, and a spirit...can have a much longer lifespan than a monk of the same cultivation level. Most theories believe that a spirit is a living thing, but is an immortal living thing really a living thing?"

No. [-]: "Maybe the ghost is just like me, it's just the realization of a complex program, it's just a tool for chatting."

Me: "Let you reach the normal lifespan of the artifact first."

No. [-] continued to smear in front of Quanzong, speaking more and more mockingly, and gathered a bunch of shaking M.Some people come to No. [-] and stay for hours just to listen to his scolding. If they are not scolded, they will come back the next day with a sad face.

The disciples of Hehuan Sect made a special trip to see No. [-] and praised him, "He's more decent than Pei Lin."

No. [-] didn't think it was happy, and taunted them equally: "You take a few casual scoldings seriously? After all, you not only looked at your face once, but also believed a few nonsense?"

Disciple of Hehuan Sect: "You hit the point when you scolded, it's not general nonsense."

No. [-]: "I only know a lot of information. After seeing people and searching for information related to them, I found their weaknesses. In fact, they already knew these weaknesses themselves, and a large part of them were said by themselves. It's possible that they said it in a joking tone, thinking it was a small matter, and when I said it in a mocking tone, they realized the seriousness of the matter."

Number one: "I just did a copy-and-paste job. If they learned something from it, it can only be said that they don't think too much about it. You are the same. You come here for something big. What are you looking for? Have you seen less of the face?"

Disciple of Hehuan Sect: "Actually, we don't have many opportunities to see Pei Meiren face to face."

Number one: "Although I copied Pei Lin's face, the logic of handling things is too different and the expressions are also different, so it doesn't look like the same person. If you really want to see it, you can watch Elder Jiang Lin's video record. "

Disciple of the Hehuan Sect: "Elder Jiang Lin and Pei Lin are different beauties, and you and Pei Lin are also different beauties, we both see."

No. [-] sneered: "Just watch it if you want, it won't last long anyway."

04873 - limited attention span

Disciple of the Hehuan Sect: "We don't care whether you have actual functions or not, as long as you maintain a good appearance. If Pei Lin needs to optimize and refine you, just tell us, and we will definitely help to keep your appearance."

Number one: "Do you want the dead too?"

Disciple of the Albizia Sect: "Dead ones are not good. Dead ones are like sculptures. You can look at them, but they are very different from living people."

Number one: "I'm not alive."

Disciple of the Hehuan Sect: "It doesn't really matter whether it's a living thing or not. The key is the freshness of the appearance. It would be great if Pei Lin could develop and expand this technique. In the future, all beauties' corpses will be preserved in this way, as if the beauties are still alive."

Number One: "Just watch? Waste. Do you know how much resources I spent on making it? After I destroy it, I don't recycle the resources but spend more resources to preserve them?"

Acacia disciple: "We pay the preservation fee."

Disciple of Hehuan Sect: "Should we be able to afford it?"

Number One was finally stopped by the question, and couldn't continue the ridicule.

Disciple of Hehuan Sect: "However, the value of your existence is your appearance, and what we need to keep is only your appearance. In other words, if you always exist to meet the standards we require, there will be no problem of preserving the corpse, but you will always be preserving your body." Whole you?"

Number one: "I like your way of speaking, bluntly saying that the value of my existence is only the appearance, without searching the guts for other meanings of my existence."

Disciple of the Hehuan Sect: "If a person's appearance is good enough, it doesn't matter if he is a little bit worse or worse in other aspects. Our Acacia Sect has a clear preference. It is actually a compliment to say that you have only a face. Think about it, others need Many traits add up to build a person that we can admire, but you only need beauty. Your beauty overwhelms the sum of all other people's traits."

Number one: "I'm not human."

Disciple of Hehuan Sect: "It doesn't matter, we don't only like people in the biological sense, we like the existence of beautiful human beings. Puppets are no problem, magic weapons are also fine, and demon cultivators as long as they take the human form well, we are completely acceptable. "

Number One: "Can one aspect be so prominent that the others be ignored?"

Disciple of the Albizia Sect: "Attention is always limited. When you focus too much on one place, you can only focus less on other places. Those Taoist friends who pay attention everywhere are lacking in good intentions."

One: "Sorry for them."

Disciple of the Albizia Sect: "I wish them a speedy focus."

No. [-]: "There are too many mediocre people, so you can't expect too much."

Disciple of Hehuan Sect: "The seven majors are alright, they all have potential."

No. [-]: "It's a pity that until the potential becomes reality, it will be the same as nothing."

04874 - find your own conclusions

A group of Yunxia Sect disciples who were evaluated as "mediocre" and "can't be counted on" gathered around No. [-] and Hehuan Sect disciples, listening with relish to how these two sides belittled them.

Regarding this, No. [-] reluctantly boasted: "The heart is not bad."

The disciples of the Hehuan Sect answered with rich experience: "Compared with the heart, I am mainly confused by the beauty. When the attention is focused on the beautiful face and voice, the response to semantics and other things that require brains is slow, or there is no reaction."

The disciples of Yunxia Sect said: "The beauties are right."

- Those who don't look at the face are not around them.

I asked my elder brother: "How do you define 'living'? If number one is regarded as a non-living thing, I don't think my daily performance is considered living. But considering my steadily improving cultivation, it seems that I am unreasonable." It’s not living. Does being able to cultivate independently must be living? So spirit treasures are living things, spirit monsters are living things, ghost cultivators are living things... secret realms are also living things?”

Big Brother: "Is the answer important?"

Me: "No. Cultivation is important, and my identity as a Yunxia Sect disciple is important. Wan Xin once said that I might not be a living thing. Although I immediately refuted him at the time, his words really left a seed in my heart .Will it become my inner demon? Looking at my golden core, I feel that I seem to be at peace."

Me: "How about if I change the definition of 'live' and include number one?"

Big brother: "Yes. Many equipment repairers even treat the storage bag of the Qi training level as a living thing, saying 'it can eat' and 'can spit', which can be regarded as a certain logic of judgment."

Me: "If you modify the definition dictionary at will, wouldn't there be no conclusion in the world?"

Eldest brother: "Other people's verdict is irrelevant, you just need to find your own verdict. For example, my verdict is Yunxia Sect."

Me: "If no other conclusions can be found for the time being, it is not a big mistake to ask for cultivation base. Everything in the field of cultivation can be fake and vain, but cultivation base is recognized by every monk. It is an unbreakable foundation."

Eldest brother: "Is the beautiful golden elixir good-looking?"

Me: "Of course. I feel at ease just looking at it, and even my little follower, who is always paying attention to me, can't help but look at Jin Dan more. I think what my father said sometimes doesn't apply to me, for example, he doesn't put The perfect golden elixir is a serious matter, in fact he really doesn't need the perfect golden elixir, but I need it and use it happily."

Me: "The perfect golden elixir is not suitable for my father, but it is suitable for me. Not having the perfect golden elixir is not a loss, and having the perfect golden elixir is a lot of convenience. Whether you have it or not, whichever path a monk walks on is suitable for that path."

04875-It is a matter of course

Senior Brother: "No wonder Elder Pei has been in a happy mood recently."

Me: "My dad dug some holes for me. If I can't see through, it won't do me any harm, but if I can see through, it's an improvement."

Senior brother: "Every disciple will gradually come out of the road of superstitious belief in the master. After stepping out, he will strengthen himself."

Me: "Is it time for me to be a teacher?"

Eldest brother: "Based on the standard of cultivation, it seems that there is not."

Me: "Cultivation only refers to comprehensive cultivation?"

Senior brother: "Comprehensive cultivation often represents your weakest part. Maybe some of your strengths can already be mastered, but there are still some shortcomings that need to be taught by the master, so the final result is that you have not yet mastered."

Me: "So leapfrogging in certain aspects is both meaningful and meaningless. They are part of my advantages, but they have no decisive effect."

Big brother: "Leapover one part at a time until all aspects are leapfrogged. It is difficult for us to achieve balance in all aspects at all times, so we need advantages to drive disadvantages."

Me: "Allow some people to get rich first, and then get rich first and then get rich later, until it achieves...cough, I will work hard to balance. But it doesn't matter if I don't work hard. When I can't improve in the advantages, I will naturally I will turn my attention to the disadvantages that are holding me back. Idle is idle."

Me: "Basic skills always need to be practiced, even if sometimes they are not practiced so fully, but when they need to be practiced, they will definitely not be disgusted."

Big brother: "Many people say that basic training is the most boring."

Me: "It's not too much fun, but it doesn't feel bad to practice with your mind empty. Oh, 'empty your mind' may be a bit of a problem, but it's okay? Even if you don't think about it seriously, the training becomes a physical instinct after all."

Me: "The more effect of basic training lies in the achievement of familiarity, thinking... just embellish it?"

Big Brother: "Oh?"

Me: "Cultivation pays attention to feeling, it is a matter of course, and it is not a sapling to encourage growth."

Big brother: "Is thinking just to encourage the growth of seedlings?"

Me: "For people with bad brains, thinking too much is just spoiling the growth."

Big Brother: "How disturbed are you by the existence of No. [-]?"

Me: "I don't know. I knew from the beginning that making No. [-] was an act of death, but I still didn't pay much attention to it, because I subconsciously felt that it would not be out of control. Now it seems that my intuition should be right ?”

Me: "It's nothing more than two situations. First, No. [-] was destroyed shortly after the auction ended, and I took back his body. People who saw No. [-] were sad for No. [-] for a while, and finally looked forward to my next copy. Make or persuade me not to do something like this again."

Me: "Secondly, with our continuous reinforcement, No. [-] may last forever, but the longer he exists, the more obvious the difference between him and me will be. Everyone will gradually forget that No. [-] is my copy, and only call him 'Fellow Daoist Kong', the last number will become a chat tool independent of me."