Xiu Erdai's daily essays
Chapter 1188
04844-Preheat
Me: "When the trading office auctioned those brochures of Senior Brother Mei, didn't you find that any of them contained something? The length of the free coupon is a little longer than the brochures that Senior Brother Mei usually sells, and if you clip it directly, a part will protrude from the inside, and if you want to If it is not protruding, it needs to be folded, which increases the thickness, and you should be able to notice it by flipping through the booklet."
Brother Yan Zhaofeng: "If we find something other than the auction items, we will definitely take it out; it was handed over from the Disciplinary Office, so it should be returned to the Disciplinary Office; after that, the Disciplinary Office will return it to the original owner. During this process Unless a disciple takes it privately, the things should not be lost."
Me: "Now it seems that if the free coupons are really in the booklet, someone may have taken them privately, but the question is, Shi Bolin, are you really in it? Are you sure that when the booklet is confiscated by the Discipline Department, the free coupons Is it still in the booklet?"
Shi Bolin said decisively: "Not sure."
Senior Brother Yan Zhaofeng: "It's unreliable, and it's rare to have some sympathy for Senior Uncle Sun Sixiao. But the point is, Second Young Master, you released such a big breaking news, but you care about Jiu Yuan's free coupons, isn't it good..."
Me: "I left one month to explain the details of the auction items, which is enough."
Senior Brother Yan Zhaofeng: "So you want to torture us for a month?"
Shi Bolin: "It's obviously a warm-up. I'm looking forward to it for a month. There are surprises every day. When the auction starts, my heart will continue to beat faster."
Senior Brother Yan Zhaofeng: "At the end, it will explode..."
Me: "If all of you who are with me often are so nervous when facing a dummy, how dare I play this kind of auction in the world-facing sandbox in the future?"
Senior Brother Yan Zhaofeng: "It's better not to play, the scene is scary just thinking about it."
Shi Bolin: "That's right, it's fine for a beauty to play with our own people, if she doesn't play with outsiders, it's not enough."
Me: "If I make hundreds of millions of puppets that are exactly like me..."
Senior Brother Yan Zhaofeng: "It's very difficult. The more similar the puppet is to a real person, the more difficult it is to refine it. Second son, your appearance has been proved by a large number of people who imitated your plastic surgery back then. A slight flaw can't support such a stunning beauty. Even if The puppets are made by you yourself, others may praise them a little more, but they cannot be crazy about them.”
Shi Bolin: "I also don't think there will be a second beauty."
Me: "Try it first."
04845-stimulation
In the next month, Xiao Sui was making replicas, and I described the items I was going to auction based on Xiao Sui's production.
Me: "Maybe this is not suitable to be called a puppet, because a puppet usually should have a controller, but this thing I made, he will not obey anyone's orders, if the person who bought him forcibly branded him, gave him When he gives instructions, he may resist, self-destruct, or perish with the branded person. It’s not that he has such a strong temper, but his innate conditions determine that he cannot bear a strong external brand.”
Me: "I can't hold it forever after buying it, because its stability is very bad, and it will be damaged by external stimuli. Even if there is no external stimuli, it will die by itself after a period of time due to the continuous expansion of congenital defects."
Me: "His attack power is basically zero, and his defense power is also very bad, but when he was in Yunxiazong, relying on Yunxiazong's big formation can make him barely fully defend against Jindan level attacks, which is equivalent to adding another layer to him." Defense. This layer of defense does not belong to him, he is very vulnerable when he leaves Yunxiazong or faces opponents who can bypass Yunxiazong's large formation defense."
Me: "He is my test subject. In order to observe the data, he will continue to maintain contact with me to a certain extent during his survival. By the way, I may obtain relevant data about the person who is with him, and may even include that person's daily life. Said something. I will try to avoid those privacy, but the first time making such an item, I can not guarantee complete control."
"Second Young Master, I just have a question. Is this... the test item finished? You add item descriptions one or two paragraphs a day in the online store, which seems to lack integrity?"
Me: "It hasn't been finished yet. In fact, it has just started. It is expected to be finished before the end of the auction. If it can't be finished according to the current scheduled auction end time, I will postpone the end time and stop when it is finished. "
"In other words, the highest bidder within the current provisional time is not necessarily the winner of the auction?"
Me: "Yes. I may change the time at the last second of the deadline. I'll put this description on the first line of the auction description. It should be more eye-catching after increasing the font size and marking it in red."
"Well, okay, although it's a bit messy to set the rules like this, but as long as you explain it in advance, it's not impossible."
"This is more exciting. The final time has not been determined, so the time-based bidding will not work, and the price can only be really high."
"Second Young Master, the deadline will only be delayed and not brought forward, right?"
Me: "Yes. Even if I make the test product ahead of time, I can just wait and check to see if there is anything that needs to be modified while waiting."
"That line, you can still block the time, it just needs to be blocked a few times."
"Stuck time is not only a matter of strength, but also luck."
"Luck can only be negotiated on the basis of strength. Otherwise, let the Qi training period win the Jindan period by luck? Can they afford the money? In the transaction within the sect, do you still want to bargain wildly and then renege on the debt?"
"It's hard to renege on transactions outside."
04846 - degree of reduction
"Second Young Master, can you only pay Lingshi for payment?"
Me: "Others are fine."
"But how to judge the value?"
Me: "It depends on my pleasing to the eye."
"In this case, even if we see everyone's bids at the end of the auction, we can't judge who won?"
Me: "Yes, I have to wait for my conclusion."
"Then it is still possible to win the golden core stage in the Qi training stage."
"Tsk, don't dream, there are a lot of things that can be obtained during the Qi training period, the Second Young Master has a lot of them in his inventory, and they are worth less than spirit stones, how can they win by surprise?"
"That's not necessarily true. Some things in the secret realm have a very low level, but their rarity is very high."
"The rareness of the Qi training level, where is the strangeness? Appearance? The ice of the second son can condense any appearance."
"Then, what if it's the secret realm rules of the Qi training level?"
"..."
Me: "I'll buy it."
"I don't sell it now, I want to trade it for your auction item, Second Young Master."
Me: "If the auction winner is not you, can I trade your rule for another? You make an offer."
"Are you going to judge me to lose now?"
"Because someone can come up with Nascent Soul-level secret realm rules to participate in the auction..."
"The rules of the Nascent Soul level are not necessarily more valuable to the second son than those of the Qi training level... Well, they can be traded separately later."
Me: "Thank you."
"We can now... No, no, I'd better fight for the auction. The replica of the Second Young Master is more exciting than the other refined products of the Second Young Master. I have to be patient."
"What if the second son gave you a kiss in exchange for the rules of the secret realm? Would you like to exchange it in advance?"
"willing!"
Me: "I sell my art but not my body."
"Isn't your replica body equivalent to selling yourself?"
Me: "Continue to explain the situation of this auction item. It is only in Yunxia Sect. Its defense is so strong that if he does not agree, people who cannot break through his defense will not be able to touch him, that is, Jindan Stage and below. In order not to touch him, if someone can isolate his connection with Yunxiazong's formation, that's another story. His mobility is not good, and it is absolutely impossible to fight with others."
"We definitely don't want to beat him. If you don't consider the mobility, that is, if you are limited to static conditions, the degree of restoration between this clone and the second son is relatively high?"
Me: "I'll try my best to restore it."
"But if it's too restored, people who saw him when he died would feel very uncomfortable, right? It's like... a weakened, one-sided version of the Second Young Master died. But his demise is inevitable."
"Hey, don't say such unlucky things."
"However, when a refined product that looks very similar to me is destroyed, I will feel uncomfortable. If you don't believe me, ask me to repair it. There is also a special psychological counseling course on Puppet Embankment, and they all suggest not to take it lightly. Make puppets that are too similar to yourself or people you know; sometimes in order to reduce your psychological pressure, you will deliberately make the puppets less vivid."
04847 - Insiders and outsiders
"Second son, are you sure you are mentally prepared to make this item? You have just raised a small level, and you are already at a time when you need to be stable. If you make something that shocks your heart, it may not be good .”
Me: "Thank you for your reminder. I am observing my mental state while making it. If I find that my heart fluctuates too much in the middle, I will cancel the auction. When I cancel the auction, you can understand and not think that I am Are you kidding me?"
"Understanding it doesn't affect my feeling that I've been tricked. It seems very imprudent for you to open the auction rashly without first secretly testing such a dangerous thing."
Me: "You are right, but I always feel that it is not comprehensive when I think alone. I will post an auction item. Please watch my production process and give me suggestions. I feel more at ease."
"It's good to be down-to-earth. Let's just play together. It didn't say that you have to sell things if you open an auction. The rules allow you to stop midway."
"Reparations are required."
"It's just compensation, it's just compensation for Lingshi, and the compensation amount is very low. It's just a symbolic punishment. I can afford it. I am willing to help the second son pay the compensation."
Me: "Thank you."
"Second Young Master, let's continue to show the description of the replica. It's better to put some pictures, all kinds of poses."
"Get out, since you are a copy of the Second Young Master, how can you pose in a posture that breaks the lower limit? Of course, you have to be as elegant as the Second Young Master."
"... Is it my illusion? Why do I feel that it is not harmonious to put the second son and elegance together?"
"Where is the second son not elegant?"
"...Elegant and not cute enough?"
"Aren't cats cute? Are cats not elegant?"
"Oh... What Senior Sister said is so reasonable. Thinking about it this way, the Second Young Master and Yaya are indeed harmonious and there is no violation."
The matter of me auctioning off the replica in the Yunxia Sect spread outside the Yunxia Sect, and then Sha Zhuan said:
"It felt like I was being excluded."
"Rationally speaking, Pei Lin is easy to control the field in Yunxiazong, but it is likely to cause trouble if he plays in the entire Sand League."
"So it's going to be like this in the future? If you have anything to do, test it first in Xiaosha Zhuan, and Sha Zhuan can only drink leftover soup?"
"Isn't this normal? The difference between one's own and outsiders."
"So in order to play with Pei Lin, many people chose to apply for Yunxia Sect, including some guys who have been casual cultivators for many years."
"Start with Shi Nihan."
Me: "When the trading office auctioned those brochures of Senior Brother Mei, didn't you find that any of them contained something? The length of the free coupon is a little longer than the brochures that Senior Brother Mei usually sells, and if you clip it directly, a part will protrude from the inside, and if you want to If it is not protruding, it needs to be folded, which increases the thickness, and you should be able to notice it by flipping through the booklet."
Brother Yan Zhaofeng: "If we find something other than the auction items, we will definitely take it out; it was handed over from the Disciplinary Office, so it should be returned to the Disciplinary Office; after that, the Disciplinary Office will return it to the original owner. During this process Unless a disciple takes it privately, the things should not be lost."
Me: "Now it seems that if the free coupons are really in the booklet, someone may have taken them privately, but the question is, Shi Bolin, are you really in it? Are you sure that when the booklet is confiscated by the Discipline Department, the free coupons Is it still in the booklet?"
Shi Bolin said decisively: "Not sure."
Senior Brother Yan Zhaofeng: "It's unreliable, and it's rare to have some sympathy for Senior Uncle Sun Sixiao. But the point is, Second Young Master, you released such a big breaking news, but you care about Jiu Yuan's free coupons, isn't it good..."
Me: "I left one month to explain the details of the auction items, which is enough."
Senior Brother Yan Zhaofeng: "So you want to torture us for a month?"
Shi Bolin: "It's obviously a warm-up. I'm looking forward to it for a month. There are surprises every day. When the auction starts, my heart will continue to beat faster."
Senior Brother Yan Zhaofeng: "At the end, it will explode..."
Me: "If all of you who are with me often are so nervous when facing a dummy, how dare I play this kind of auction in the world-facing sandbox in the future?"
Senior Brother Yan Zhaofeng: "It's better not to play, the scene is scary just thinking about it."
Shi Bolin: "That's right, it's fine for a beauty to play with our own people, if she doesn't play with outsiders, it's not enough."
Me: "If I make hundreds of millions of puppets that are exactly like me..."
Senior Brother Yan Zhaofeng: "It's very difficult. The more similar the puppet is to a real person, the more difficult it is to refine it. Second son, your appearance has been proved by a large number of people who imitated your plastic surgery back then. A slight flaw can't support such a stunning beauty. Even if The puppets are made by you yourself, others may praise them a little more, but they cannot be crazy about them.”
Shi Bolin: "I also don't think there will be a second beauty."
Me: "Try it first."
04845-stimulation
In the next month, Xiao Sui was making replicas, and I described the items I was going to auction based on Xiao Sui's production.
Me: "Maybe this is not suitable to be called a puppet, because a puppet usually should have a controller, but this thing I made, he will not obey anyone's orders, if the person who bought him forcibly branded him, gave him When he gives instructions, he may resist, self-destruct, or perish with the branded person. It’s not that he has such a strong temper, but his innate conditions determine that he cannot bear a strong external brand.”
Me: "I can't hold it forever after buying it, because its stability is very bad, and it will be damaged by external stimuli. Even if there is no external stimuli, it will die by itself after a period of time due to the continuous expansion of congenital defects."
Me: "His attack power is basically zero, and his defense power is also very bad, but when he was in Yunxiazong, relying on Yunxiazong's big formation can make him barely fully defend against Jindan level attacks, which is equivalent to adding another layer to him." Defense. This layer of defense does not belong to him, he is very vulnerable when he leaves Yunxiazong or faces opponents who can bypass Yunxiazong's large formation defense."
Me: "He is my test subject. In order to observe the data, he will continue to maintain contact with me to a certain extent during his survival. By the way, I may obtain relevant data about the person who is with him, and may even include that person's daily life. Said something. I will try to avoid those privacy, but the first time making such an item, I can not guarantee complete control."
"Second Young Master, I just have a question. Is this... the test item finished? You add item descriptions one or two paragraphs a day in the online store, which seems to lack integrity?"
Me: "It hasn't been finished yet. In fact, it has just started. It is expected to be finished before the end of the auction. If it can't be finished according to the current scheduled auction end time, I will postpone the end time and stop when it is finished. "
"In other words, the highest bidder within the current provisional time is not necessarily the winner of the auction?"
Me: "Yes. I may change the time at the last second of the deadline. I'll put this description on the first line of the auction description. It should be more eye-catching after increasing the font size and marking it in red."
"Well, okay, although it's a bit messy to set the rules like this, but as long as you explain it in advance, it's not impossible."
"This is more exciting. The final time has not been determined, so the time-based bidding will not work, and the price can only be really high."
"Second Young Master, the deadline will only be delayed and not brought forward, right?"
Me: "Yes. Even if I make the test product ahead of time, I can just wait and check to see if there is anything that needs to be modified while waiting."
"That line, you can still block the time, it just needs to be blocked a few times."
"Stuck time is not only a matter of strength, but also luck."
"Luck can only be negotiated on the basis of strength. Otherwise, let the Qi training period win the Jindan period by luck? Can they afford the money? In the transaction within the sect, do you still want to bargain wildly and then renege on the debt?"
"It's hard to renege on transactions outside."
04846 - degree of reduction
"Second Young Master, can you only pay Lingshi for payment?"
Me: "Others are fine."
"But how to judge the value?"
Me: "It depends on my pleasing to the eye."
"In this case, even if we see everyone's bids at the end of the auction, we can't judge who won?"
Me: "Yes, I have to wait for my conclusion."
"Then it is still possible to win the golden core stage in the Qi training stage."
"Tsk, don't dream, there are a lot of things that can be obtained during the Qi training period, the Second Young Master has a lot of them in his inventory, and they are worth less than spirit stones, how can they win by surprise?"
"That's not necessarily true. Some things in the secret realm have a very low level, but their rarity is very high."
"The rareness of the Qi training level, where is the strangeness? Appearance? The ice of the second son can condense any appearance."
"Then, what if it's the secret realm rules of the Qi training level?"
"..."
Me: "I'll buy it."
"I don't sell it now, I want to trade it for your auction item, Second Young Master."
Me: "If the auction winner is not you, can I trade your rule for another? You make an offer."
"Are you going to judge me to lose now?"
"Because someone can come up with Nascent Soul-level secret realm rules to participate in the auction..."
"The rules of the Nascent Soul level are not necessarily more valuable to the second son than those of the Qi training level... Well, they can be traded separately later."
Me: "Thank you."
"We can now... No, no, I'd better fight for the auction. The replica of the Second Young Master is more exciting than the other refined products of the Second Young Master. I have to be patient."
"What if the second son gave you a kiss in exchange for the rules of the secret realm? Would you like to exchange it in advance?"
"willing!"
Me: "I sell my art but not my body."
"Isn't your replica body equivalent to selling yourself?"
Me: "Continue to explain the situation of this auction item. It is only in Yunxia Sect. Its defense is so strong that if he does not agree, people who cannot break through his defense will not be able to touch him, that is, Jindan Stage and below. In order not to touch him, if someone can isolate his connection with Yunxiazong's formation, that's another story. His mobility is not good, and it is absolutely impossible to fight with others."
"We definitely don't want to beat him. If you don't consider the mobility, that is, if you are limited to static conditions, the degree of restoration between this clone and the second son is relatively high?"
Me: "I'll try my best to restore it."
"But if it's too restored, people who saw him when he died would feel very uncomfortable, right? It's like... a weakened, one-sided version of the Second Young Master died. But his demise is inevitable."
"Hey, don't say such unlucky things."
"However, when a refined product that looks very similar to me is destroyed, I will feel uncomfortable. If you don't believe me, ask me to repair it. There is also a special psychological counseling course on Puppet Embankment, and they all suggest not to take it lightly. Make puppets that are too similar to yourself or people you know; sometimes in order to reduce your psychological pressure, you will deliberately make the puppets less vivid."
04847 - Insiders and outsiders
"Second son, are you sure you are mentally prepared to make this item? You have just raised a small level, and you are already at a time when you need to be stable. If you make something that shocks your heart, it may not be good .”
Me: "Thank you for your reminder. I am observing my mental state while making it. If I find that my heart fluctuates too much in the middle, I will cancel the auction. When I cancel the auction, you can understand and not think that I am Are you kidding me?"
"Understanding it doesn't affect my feeling that I've been tricked. It seems very imprudent for you to open the auction rashly without first secretly testing such a dangerous thing."
Me: "You are right, but I always feel that it is not comprehensive when I think alone. I will post an auction item. Please watch my production process and give me suggestions. I feel more at ease."
"It's good to be down-to-earth. Let's just play together. It didn't say that you have to sell things if you open an auction. The rules allow you to stop midway."
"Reparations are required."
"It's just compensation, it's just compensation for Lingshi, and the compensation amount is very low. It's just a symbolic punishment. I can afford it. I am willing to help the second son pay the compensation."
Me: "Thank you."
"Second Young Master, let's continue to show the description of the replica. It's better to put some pictures, all kinds of poses."
"Get out, since you are a copy of the Second Young Master, how can you pose in a posture that breaks the lower limit? Of course, you have to be as elegant as the Second Young Master."
"... Is it my illusion? Why do I feel that it is not harmonious to put the second son and elegance together?"
"Where is the second son not elegant?"
"...Elegant and not cute enough?"
"Aren't cats cute? Are cats not elegant?"
"Oh... What Senior Sister said is so reasonable. Thinking about it this way, the Second Young Master and Yaya are indeed harmonious and there is no violation."
The matter of me auctioning off the replica in the Yunxia Sect spread outside the Yunxia Sect, and then Sha Zhuan said:
"It felt like I was being excluded."
"Rationally speaking, Pei Lin is easy to control the field in Yunxiazong, but it is likely to cause trouble if he plays in the entire Sand League."
"So it's going to be like this in the future? If you have anything to do, test it first in Xiaosha Zhuan, and Sha Zhuan can only drink leftover soup?"
"Isn't this normal? The difference between one's own and outsiders."
"So in order to play with Pei Lin, many people chose to apply for Yunxia Sect, including some guys who have been casual cultivators for many years."
"Start with Shi Nihan."
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