Xiu Erdai's daily essays

04752 - Reproductive isolation

"It's really strange. I think it's normal to make jokes about Xie Qinwei, but why does it feel wrong to put Yuan Jing in the joke?"

"Maybe it's because Xie Qinwei's lower limit is too low, compatible with any joke?"

"But the two of them are Taoist couples, one is so compatible with jokes, and the other is almost insulated, is it okay?"

"The baby is born, what's the problem?"

"Children and Taoist companions are not bound."

"No, it seems that the children of the Golden Core stage have a lot to do with their Taoist companions. For example, Yan Gui and Duan Zhe are Taoist companions, and the parents of Chu Wuliu, the medicine sect, were both Golden Core stage and Taoist companions when they were born. It seems that if it is not a Taoist couple, the affinity between the two is not enough, and the reproductive isolation brought about by cultivation cannot be broken."

"...Reproductive isolation? Are you bullying me that I am not biologically good? Where is the reproductive isolation between humans and humans? There is no reproductive isolation between demons and humans after they transform into human forms. The physical form of human beings is very stable."

"Huh? This seems to prove that monks may have reproductive isolation, because the stability of the human body is destroyed during cultivation, and then the human body's life span can be broken through, and the shape of the body can be changed arbitrarily in the Nascent Soul stage. 'Arbitrary change' from From another perspective, isn’t it a kind of instability?”

Me: "So, each monk gradually became a race of his own after he cultivated? The characteristics of each race are their own Tao. And Taoist couples can be regarded as the same race because of the combination of Tao. There is reproduction between different races. There is no isolation between the same race, so monks with low cultivation and Taoist couples are more likely to have children."

"Wow, huge discovery."

Me: "No, that's been a theory for a long time."

"Oh, it's not surprising at all. There should be countless theories about fertility."

"There's just no solution."

"Hmm... I have a bold idea. I don't know if it is included in the previous theory. Whether it is or not, I can't help but want to say it."

"The idea is specifically this: We all know that a horse and a donkey can breed a mule, and the horse and the donkey are of different races, similar to monks of different ways; but the reproductive isolation of the horse and the donkey is not very strong, and children can be produced by crossbreeding , two monks who are similar to the Taoist couple or very close to the Taoist couple, weaken the reproductive isolation and give birth to children because of the harmony of the Tao; then the mules basically have no reproductive ability because of the number of chromosomes. The children of isolated monks are born with approximately zero reproductive capacity."

"After the explanation, I will go out to avoid the limelight for a while. You don't have to try to find me. My hiding ability is very good."

"..."

04753 - the correctness of the theory

"What was the cultivation level of Senior Brother Pei Sen when he first had sex with someone for the purpose of having a child?"

"..."

"Whispering, I think I was convinced by that mule's theory. Second Young Master, did you have this theory before?"

"Whispering that you still ask Brother Pei Sen's own brother?"

Me: "There is this theory..."

"Does Brother Pei Sen know?"

Brother: "I know. Why?"

"No reason. Junior Brother Pei Sen, we are just curious. Did you find out after a long time of fruitless attempts, or before you actually tried it? I guess it's the former, because during the Qi training and foundation building period, your theory Knowledge is far inferior to your brother."

"Maybe it's not as good as it is now."

"Junior Sister Pei Miao, why don't you tell me too."

"Second Young Master, you don't need it. Anyway, you can't break the house, so it doesn't involve the issue of having children."

Yo, work together to amuse the three of us, right?

——When it comes to language issues, I have always been confused: when I put my brothers and sisters together, what should we collectively call them?Three siblings?The order of the twins has yet to be determined.Three siblings?Same as the previous point, and it sounds like the youngest gender is female.Three siblings?Sounds like more than three people.

Oh, the question of title is not the point now, after all, when outsiders refer to us, they often express it as 'the three from Elder Pei's family'.

I responded to everyone on the water forum: "The mule theory may be right, but like almost all other monk fertility-related theories, it cannot be verified for correctness. One of the biggest challenges of contemporary monk fertility theory is me. My birth will be a lot of people who once thought it was correct The theories overturned, and these overthrown theories have shaken other theories, and finally it can be said that the entire fertility theory system has been shaken.”

"……so?"

Me: "So, if you can prove that the mule theory is correct, you have made an important mark in the system of fertility theory."

"It's very difficult to prove this thing is correct? Even if the three of you have no children all your life, you don't necessarily agree with the mule theory. The conditions for overthrowing this theory are clear, as long as any one of you three, or Chu Wuliu, Duan Yan Zhou waits for the Golden Core Stage child to give birth, and that's it."

Me: "That's the method of proof. It can also be proved from a purely theoretical point of view, such as proving that my brother's sperm is inactivated."

Brother: "The activity is normal, I have tested it."

"Is it normal now?"

Brother: "It's no more abnormal than other Nascent Soul Stages."

04754 - Serious Questions

Me: "But the current test results in this area are far from the standard of the mortal world. This standard cannot explain my birth, because according to this standard, it is impossible for my father's sperm to form a fertilized egg with my mother's egg, so this standard is in my favor." After birth, the value in judging the probability of a monk's fertility is also reduced."

Me: "Of course, it's just a reduction. In general, it can still be used as a reference, but no conclusion can be drawn from it."

"Wait a minute, aren't we teasing the fertility of the three of the Pei family? Why... It seems that we can't continue the teasing?"

Me: "Fertility is a very serious issue. It is a matter of life and death in the cultivation world. It is not surprising that we can't continue to tease."

"...No, Pei Lin, you intentionally skewed the atmosphere of the topic."

Me: "Okay, let's go back to the teasing style. My brother has worked hard for many years to no avail. Now that he is in the Nascent Soul stage, there is a high probability that he will not be able to give birth to a child. Although my sister did not work as hard as my brother to have a child before, but now she is the same. Babies, even if interested in procreation, are equally unlikely to be born. As for me, don't think about it until I'm out of place."

Me: "Have I brought the topic back to you? You continue to tease."

"...It really was intentional."

"I feel that I have been despised by the second son."

"Ah, the word of contempt is probably 'when faced with an academic topic, you only think of ridicule? No wonder you have to understand Zhong Sumen, why you have to understand why Duan Yanzhou was admitted to Zhong Sumen."

Brother: "Actually, the matter of having a child, although I failed to give birth, but summing up the experience of failure, I think I have sorted out some theories. Would you like to listen to it for reference? Including the mule theory."

Sister: "Although I haven't tried hard in this regard, because Pei Sen and I are twins, when he worked hard but I didn't, we became a comparison group. Some of the theories that Pei Sen summed up also have my own participation, so if you want to listen, I can also say something."

Brother: "If Pei Miao and I are not rigorous when explaining the theory, then there will be our younger brother who is a theoretical expert to correct it.

Old lady: "Come on, let's listen to a class together. This is an important topic that will be carefully studied even during the Mahayana period."

"Go away, you three."

While chatting with everyone, I carefully searched for the fallen eggs on Faqisanwu Peak.

04755-molesting

Once the really important things are lost, their owners will try their best to find them back at the first time, and with the method of finding objects in the cultivation world, as long as you really want to find them, you will definitely be able to find them except for items with too high anti-detection skills——Tracking Talismans and tracing arrays are conventional plans, and these plans have a complete system, from Qi training level to Mahayana level, as long as the ability or price is sufficient, the search service is absolutely in place.

So all I can pick up are really insignificant little things that the owner lost but didn't realize or knew it was lost but didn't bother to find because the value was too low.The guys who contact me for the location of the item are more to talk to me, or to tease me, than to want the item.

Me: "If you didn't throw anything on the Faqisanwu Peak, don't post fake pictures to play me."

"Why do you say it's a fictional picture?"

Me: "In a gap that is one centimeter wide, what is five centimeters at the narrowest point?"

"...What do you mean? When someone sent a picture of the lost item, they also sent the location of the item?"

Me: "Well."

"The point of the rebuttal shouldn't be: Now that you know the location, why don't you find it yourself? The second son's so-called help to find it, in the end, he just sent the coordinates of the item and the photo of the scene. Since the so-called owner has already sent the result by himself After giving it to Second Young Master, what else does he want from Second Young Master?"

"Get a mentally handicapped evaluation?"

"Because I was eager to get close to the second son, and couldn't remember what I had thrown away for a while, seeing someone around me got the photo of the location of the item sent by the second son, I was dazzled by envy, and imitated the format of the second son's sending Send a copy to Second Young Master, right? Didn’t realize that he should imitate the owner’s sending format.”

"But my sending format is correct. Second son, why do you say that I have found this thing? Although I have indeed found it, I have indeed lost it. What I sent you is after it was lost and before it was found. I have checked the lost information I recalled repeatedly, and it is definitely not revealed."

Me: "You sent the same content to Shi Bolin, and he saw that you retrieved this item with his own eyes."

"Shi Bolin, you actually sued? No, you actually think of suing?"

Shi Bolin: "I didn't think about it at first. It was the beauty who asked me, so I sent the beauty a list of the things I helped find over the years."

"What years are these years?"

Shi Bolin: "All the years of my life."

"The ones before you joined the Yunxia Sect also count? The ones that are not disciples of the Yunxia Sect ask you to help find them?"

Shi Bolin: "Forget it, count everything I remember. Not counting will make the list too short."

"Don't panic, as far as Shi Bolin's memory is concerned, he can't provide much."

"That's right, I was the fish that slipped through the net."

"..."