Xiu Erdai's daily essays

04700 - doing nothing

Feng Qiang: "I accept your apology. If I make this apology public, it should cause a lot of disputes, right? Some people will be jealous of me, some will scold you, some will say I don't know what to do, and some will fish in troubled waters Fan the flames everywhere...it will be very lively, and I want to ignite it."

Me: "You should also think carefully, once it is lit, it is not easy to turn it off."

Feng Qiang: "Yes, maybe I will be entangled for a lifetime."

Me: "Shameng really prevents me from making friends."

Feng Qiang: "As a public figure, you get a lot of benefits from being noticed, such as intelligence, such as thinking, so you naturally have to pay some price for this."

Me: "It would be great if I could pay the price with money."

Feng Qiang: "Unfortunately, many things in the cultivation world cannot be solved with money. The higher the cultivation level, the better. Unless, after the Tongming fruit, you can refine a currency that is common at high cultivation levels substitution."

Me: "My job is to repair swords."

Feng Qiang: "There are some sword masters who get a bunch of refined products every time they swing their swords."

Me: "You really know the world of self-cultivation very well. Many sword cultivators don't know about your example."

Feng Qiang: "So you should also understand from this that I am ambitious in the cultivation world. When my ability and ambition do not match, it is dangerous."

Me: "If one day you feel that you can't take it anymore, you can tell me, and I will lock Zhuo Tao in the small dark room. If you don't die, I won't let him out."

Zhuo Tao: "Hi!"

Feng Qiang: "If there is such a day, it doesn't really matter whether Zhuotou is here or not. I have ways to find other substitutes to realize my ambition. Maybe those substitutes are not as good as Zhuotou, but a few more can be measured. Make up for the quality—although it seems to be really a demon."

Zhuo Tao: "Don't make it up, just use me, don't risk becoming a demon, it's very dangerous. Don't bother with this cat, he's stupid."

Although I am stupid, I really don't want to be called stupid by you.

After leaving Feng Qiang, who is a mortal, but has a lot to do with the realm of comprehension—the monk Zhuotuo is Feng Qiang’s appendage, so there is no need to think about him—I went to see that although he is a monk, although he is not a human being, he lives very well The mortal parrot demon Bingsu.

Bingsu was obviously taken aback when he saw me: "Senior Pei... hello, what's the matter?"

Me: "No, nothing to do, just go shopping."

Bingsu: "Oh."

Then we both looked at each other silently, very silly.

04701-Special report

Dai Ye, Bingsu's former owner and current cohabitant, also poked his head out to see us, and greeted us, "Mao Xianren, long time no see, are you here to play with Bingsu? Would you like to see Bingsu's food reserves?"—— Please understand the word 'cohabitant' purely. According to my observation, the two of them are pure. If they were not pure, Dai Yeyi would have more aura of integrity than now.

Bingsu's face instantly changed from the cautious one when facing the unfamiliar seniors to sincere displeasure.

Me: "Hamster?" As far as I know, this is the creature that can arouse Bingsu's emotions the most. The private lives of Bingsu and Dai Yeyi are not included in the information channels of Smash Fight and Shazhuan. I haven't heard of it before. Can only guess now.This kind of information is not high-end but I don't know, so the feeling of needing to guess made me find some freshness again.

Dai Yeyi: "Yes, originally there was only one, but that one sneaked out once, became pregnant, and then gave birth to a litter. Although we have done isolation, the older generation is still alive. New litters were born again, so the number is increasing. The topic of "Life of Legendary Hamster" has changed to "Grandfathers of Legendary Hamster". The special report has never been tired, and people who have seen this special report from various channels often become new customers of that store.”

When I entered the room and saw the group of hamsters, I instantly understood the public: this group of hamsters is so beautiful, it is almost no less beautiful than Yan Ziqi's group of hamsters with jade blood and long-term nourishment by Yunxiazong's aura.And because Dai Yeyi and the others divided the hamsters into cages, letting each one stay alone, there was no crowd, and it seemed more suitable for viewing than Yan Ziqi's hamster army.

That's a lot.There are a total of 57 hamsters, of course, not an order of magnitude less than the number of Yan Ziqi hamsters.Calculating the time, it has been about 14 years since Dai Yeyi and the others picked up the first hamster food reserve, and the hamsters of ordinary beasts are calculated according to the life span of three years and the fertility of more than three months...

Me: "How many generations have you been dead?" It's not clear, so let's ask directly.

Dai Yeyi: "It's been more than ten generations. Since the first hamster died, there have been deaths every year, and since the first hamster gave birth to young hamsters, there have been births every year. There are more births than deaths."

Me: "It took more than ten generations to reproduce less than sixty, and your isolation is still very good."

Dai Yeyi: "I told Bingsu the same."

Bingsu: "Every time I go out for a few days, I will definitely see a newly pregnant hamster when I come back."

Me: "There are so many, it's very troublesome to clean. It's inevitable that a few of them will wander together accidentally, and then something will happen quickly."

Bingsu: "An automatic cleaning device is installed. How can there be manual cleaning with so many?"

04702 - somewhat contradictory

Dai Yeyi: "The cleaning device was made with the help of the hamster fairy. It is especially suitable for hamsters, so that hamsters can be cleaned without leaving their own cages."

Me: "Hamster Immortal? Su Yuan?"

Bingsu snorted coldly: "You meddling."

Me: "It should be caring for the same kind... Maybe I left some dark hands when making the cleaning device to facilitate the pregnancy of hamsters? Can I conceive without leaving their respective cages? Conceive in the air?"

Dai Yeyi: "Sometimes, I will give them a little exposure. After all, it is cruel to be locked up for a lifetime, and when taking promotional photos for them, I need a background outside the cage from time to time to satisfy the changing tastes of customers."

Bingsu: "The cage has a space attribute, and the inside is larger than the outside, enough for them to move around. And what do they come out for? So stupid, those who sneak out are eaten by cats, run over by cars, and caught and abused by bear children …Since they don’t have the ability to protect themselves and must rely on external objects to survive, of course they should abide by the rules of those who provide them. If they are not willing, they can become stronger and set up rules for us.”

Me: "Just like what Su Yuan did."

Bingsu: "I don't think there will be another hamster demon in this group, after all, they are too stupid."

I looked at Bing Su, wondering if I should make complaints about my half-baked relationship with him.

Bing Su saved me from thinking, he said himself: "However, there may still be accidents. After all, I am also stupid, and I also became a demon by Dai Yeyi's side."

Me: "No, when you were by Dai Yeyi's side, you only activated your skills, and you are not considered a monster. Generally, monks say that becoming a monster means becoming a demon cultivator, not a monster. If you follow the path before being raised by Yunxia Sect , should have become a monster."

Bingsu looked at me, and for a while, the conversation between the two of us couldn't go on.

Pei Bing: "Aren't you conceited that you can chat with anyone as long as you want?"

Maybe it's because Bing Su had too many flaws in the past and he is too serious now?It made me subconsciously want to complain about him, but after realizing that he is not what he used to be, he can't continue complaining, which is a bit contradictory.

Dai Yeyi: "Hei Dou, the hamster from Wu Heng in Yunxiazong's office, sometimes comes to visit these hamsters, and occasionally Hei Dou will show up in hamster promotional photos in a friendly manner, which is one of the reasons why the promotional photos of these hamsters are quite effective. We paid Black Bean's appearance fee."

Bing Su: "That foreign aid hamster is very famous. Every time it shows up in a photo, almost all the publicity fees for the current period are paid to it."

Me: "It should. Black Dou is a superstar in Feicheng, and your food reserves are just playing tricks."

04703-Spiritual snack

Dai Yeyi: "I don't think the gap is that big. Black Dou is a superstar with both strength and traffic, while Reserve Grain is fresh meat made by flowing water and dark in flow. Although the latter is not stable, it still has a certain popularity. At least Earn enough food for yourself."

Bingsu: "After so many years of accumulation, I finally earned back the money for the special cage."

Me: "That means there is a surplus. Because the cages are very strong, the cages should still be usable after all the food reserves are used up, and it will be another profit to sell them at that time, which is equivalent to the fact that the food reserves have only been borrowed for years In these cages, earn rations and daily necessities by yourself, and pay your cage rent."

Bingsu: "I don't care about that little rent."

Me: "Then you swallow them in one gulp. Isn't it difficult?"

Bing Su: "I don't eat dirty things."

Me: "So poor digestion?"

Dai Yeyi: "Huh? Bingsu, don't you recognize these grain reserves? Then we have been raising them for so many years?"

Bing Su: "..."

After being silent for a while, Bingsu turned into a parrot with a fierce look on his face, startled 57 hamsters jumping up and down with one wing, Dai Ye was also laughing non-stop.

Oh, it turns out that hamsters are not a food reserve for the stomach, but a spiritual food for play.

Me: "Is there any common weakness between the mortal hamster and the hamster demon? I mean, if Bing Su can accurately bully the mortal hamster, can he bully the hamster demon by analogy?"

Bing Su changed back to human form: "Fighting monsters mainly depends on cultivation, and by the way, occupation. Racial characteristics have little effect. I know that Su Yuan likes to run around balls, chew teeth sticks, has a strong sense of territory, and is at a loss. It's cute, but he is more aware of his own faults and won't give others a chance to take advantage of them."

Me: "In terms of profession, Su Yuan is Danxiu, he is more orthodox, and he is easy to bully. Basically, as long as he is in the same level, Faxiu can beat him up." Bingsu is Faxiu.

Bingsu: "He's just too orthodox."

Dai Yeyi: "Cat Immortal, my parrot always avoids important things and ignores minor things. Can you tell me frankly, will his long stay in the mortal world hinder his cultivation?"

Me: "Only from the perspective of the spiritual environment, it must be a delay, but the matter of cultivation cannot only analyze the spiritual energy, especially for the top ten disciples, the cultivation of the foundation period of Qi training is basically a matter of course, and there is not much possibility of getting stuck. Therefore Normally speaking, instead, we will let our disciples suppress their cultivation as much as possible during these two stages of cultivation, and try their best to refine their state of mind, control, and knowledge... As for spiritual power, it doesn't mean that they don't practice at all. But relatively speaking, the emphasis is very low, because it is too easy."