Xiu Erdai's daily essays

04552-Need to earn living expenses

Uncle Long is disgusting again: "Fang Daoyou, you have been out of touch with the main world for too long. Instead of rushing to improve your cultivation after you go back, you should follow up on current affairs first, so as not to perceive too much when you cross the catastrophe." The news you imagined will cause your mood to be unstable, and then you will fail to cross the catastrophe. Transforming God Tribulation is not something that is enough to manage yourself.”

Fang Zhi got used to Master Long’s harsh words well, and she regained her composure: “Friend Daoist Xie Long reminded me that I will be careful. But Fellow Daoist Long thinks too highly of me. The point of increasing the level..."

Senior Lin interrupted: "Entering the peak period is the limit."

Fang Zhi paused, and said, "Yes, what Fellow Daoist Lin said is exactly what I expected of myself."

For the next three days, our only group activity was to register at the Haike Bureau, and then I didn’t know what other people were doing. I focused on reading the materials, and my little uncle stayed by my side.

Fang Zhi: "There are a lot of information about Haike, Chonghai, and Chong. Our identity as Haike will allow us to get some initial introductions, but if we want to read more, the borrowing fee, purchase fee, etc. are the same as the locals. "

Fang Zhi: "Hai Ke has become a very common existence in this secret realm, so we don't have too many privileges. The locals only guarantee that we will not starve or freeze during the month of mutation, and we will have to spend local food, clothing, housing and transportation after that." The money is enough. Some items in the main world can be sold here for a certain price, but it is not high, such as Lingzhu Lingshi, which can only be sold as pure decorations. The most valuable aura and spiritual power, the locals understand If you don’t, you won’t pay for it.”

I took out a transparent fruit: "Including Lingzhu Lingshi, if it is something that is not available in the local area, how can you raise the price?"

Fang Zhi: "Prove to others that this is a good thing. They can't understand spiritual power, but they can see the effect of using spiritual power, and prove to them that they can also use that effect. The environment here suppresses spiritual power circumstances."

Me: "Beautify the skin, heal the disease, maintain health, restore the glory... these basic price-raising advertisements should work in any world, right?"

Fang Zhi: "...ah, yes."

At this time, it is time for Tongmingguo usage data accumulated for many years and collected from the entire world, including some secret realms, to play a role.I don't believe that the effect of this person in the Sea of ​​Insects Secret Realm using Tongming Fruit is completely different from the existing data.

Fang Zhi seemed to hold back for a while but couldn't hold back, and asked: "Is that the Tongming fruit? I heard it is very magical?"

I grabbed a handful of worm egg jelly transparent fruit and gave it to Fang Zhi: "Senior Fang, please see if this can be sold at a reasonable price here. It can be used to moisturize the skin, treat hair loss and baldness, relieve eye fatigue, use it as fertilizer for plants, and use it as food." Condiments and other aspects are considered. Petal pulp and fruit core are counted separately, and the pulp can be eaten, but the core is not."

04553 - Become a public figure

Fang Zhi: "The several directions you cited are not in the same category at all."

Me: "Generally speaking, the auxiliary category counts."

Fang Zhi: "No matter how special this Tongming fruit is, its effect is related to spiritual power, and here, I emphasize again that spiritual power is restricted. It does not restrict our use, but the restriction works in this environment. The worms will eat up the spiritual power, even if not completely, it will certainly weaken the effectiveness of the Tongming Fruit."

I took out some pictures of Hehuanzong beauties: "What about this one? Will it sell well?"

Fang Zhi: "...the value of the painting is linked to the author. Even the best picture can't be sold at a high price if it comes from an unknown person. The Hehuan Sect belongs to the unknown person here. But some living expenses will definitely be enough Yes, as long as you have the heart to sell it at such a low price."

Me: "Spiritual power can't be used or it's difficult to work on local people, but the items we make can retain spiritual power, right? For example, if a magic weapon is filled with spiritual power, if it can isolate the interaction between the magic weapon and the external environment, Let the spiritual power only circulate inside the magic weapon, so its effect will last?"

Fang Zhi: "Yes."

I took out a handful of small ice lotus flowers and put them in Fang Zhi's hands: "Senior Fang, please look at the price of these things. It doesn't need to be very expensive, one is enough for our daily living expenses."

Fang Zhi: "Pure handicrafts, your request is not low, because it is still a matter of reputation. At the beginning, no one bought your account."

That's right, my thinking is still not out of my influence as an Internet celebrity in the main world.

Well, keep it simple, come on a live broadcast.Making money starts with brushing your face.

Fang Zhi: "Being a public figure is indeed a common choice, especially monks, because we outlive the locals and live a lot longer. Just pay attention to covering our transparent skin, so as not to make the locals feel too uncomfortable looking at it. The work of showing our faces is very suitable for us, and it is also easy. In addition, there are also a large category of sea travelers who choose to tell anecdotes about different worlds.”

Fang Zhi: "Besides, because we have nothing to do locally and our strength is high, some big shots will hire us as bodyguards or engage in some secret activities."

Fang Zhi: "Pay attention to protecting yourself, don't get involved in certain struggles, and try not to do illegal things. Always remember that we are subject to the sea of ​​insects."

Me: "I wrote down the legal clauses, which are basically acceptable, except for this category: no insulting worms. As for the definition of 'insult', I saw a case where making worm-shaped pasta is also included?"

Fang Zhi: "Well... the local people have very complex attitudes towards insects, they respect, fear, love and hate. This attitude includes both non-biological insects and biological insects in the sea of ​​insects. Flies, Mosquitoes also exist here, and local people are also harmed by them, but local people don’t kill insects, at least not publicly.”

04554-Live room plus online shop

Me: "The biological bugs here are also translucent."

Fang Zhi: "Yes, so it is difficult to distinguish from non-biological insects. Biological insects seem to be the messengers of the sea of ​​insects."

Me: "What about us who are also translucent and mutated?"

Fang Zhi: "Slaves of Chonghai. But in fact, we are also within the scope of protection of that kind of law. The locals will not insult us, but they will secretly put negative feelings towards us on us. Get along for a while. After time you will feel their alienation from us."

Me: "So if we become Internet celebrities, they may praise our popularity politely, but they won't throw money at us irrationally?"

Fang Zhi: "Yes. Most of them don't love us sincerely, and only a small number of those who love novelty will give us a little more affection. But in any case, it is still very easy for us to survive here."

Me: "I won't be sexually harassed in the workplace, I won't be deliberately wearing small shoes, I won't be ordered to buy snacks and drinks to please the old employees... because we are paid attention to by the Haike Bureau, not only whether we hurt the locals, but also Pay attention to whether the local people will insult us. You can’t make insect-shaped pastries, you can’t trample the bugs to death, and you can’t let the sea guests suffer psychological damage.”

Me: "This law is really stupid, it's too vague, and it's overly broad. People who don't want to abide by it can make countless borderlines, and those who want to make trouble can find countless excuses. It seems to be added reluctantly. The provisions are seriously lacking in operability.”

Under Fang Zhi's guidance, I opened a live broadcast room on the largest live broadcast website in this secret realm, and at the same time opened an online store on the largest shopping website.All the documents of Haike will indicate the identity of Haike, and the accounts we open will also be marked with Haike, so as not to let the locals misunderstand our identity.

I put a small machine in the center of the live camera. I poured water into the small machine, and small ice sculptures of different shapes rolled out from the exit of the small machine. Then all the small ice sculptures were sold in my online shop.

The live broadcast is fixed three times a day, at 1:[-] am, [-]:[-] noon, and [-]:[-] pm, each broadcast for one hour.The production time of each small ice sculpture is [-] minute, and the belly of the small machine is translucent, so you can see the whole process of water condensing into ice sculptures in the machine not very clearly.

Sixty ice sculptures are frozen in an hour, and 180 ice sculptures are frozen in a day. The frozen ice sculptures are placed on the shelf next to the small machine, and they are photographed together during each live broadcast.

04555-Black and red route

The promotional photo of the online store is also this small machine and the ice sculpture on the shelf, and there are a few descriptions:

"Selling ice sculptures for living expenses."

"The ice sculptures have undergone special treatment, and the ice sculptures can remain intact under the conditions that people can survive naturally."

"It can be roasted with fire, and the temperature that can't kill people can't melt ice sculptures."

"It can be smashed with a hammer, and the ice sculpture can't be broken with a force that can't kill or disable people."

"You can fall downstairs, and the height of the floor where you can't fall will not leave scars on the ice sculpture."

"The rest of the notes will be added when I think of it."

The small pictures of ice sculptures in the online store are arranged in the order of production. If someone wants to buy them, just select the small pictures and place an order. The small pictures of ice sculptures that have been bought will be deleted from the online store.

On the first day when the live broadcast room and online store were completed, the mutations of Uncle Long, Senior Lin, Miss Ping and Kong Suan started, and Uncle Xiao and I were still normal.

Fang Zhi looked at me incredulously: "You have also investigated many cases in the past few days, and there is no Haike who does not mutate."

Me: "Because as a huge Internet celebrity, I pay special attention to my image, and I love cleanliness."

Uncle Long looked at the description of my items for sale and said, "I think you are very fond of looking for smokes."

With what character do you tell me this?

Senior Lin: "I'd like to know, will anyone buy such a boring live broadcast and such a shameful online store? You just said that it's to earn living expenses. If you make the donors unhappy, you won't be able to earn anything. ?”

Me: "No matter what we do, the locals won't really like us, and those Haike who make a living by pleasing the locals won't give us a good attitude, so, just take the black and red route from the beginning, let them scold us, While buying my things, I used them to vent my anger. Ice sculptures that can’t be smashed can still be used as punching bags.”

Me: "According to the experience of the main world, my blacks spend no less money for me than my fans, so since there are no fans here, let's try our best to cultivate blacks. From the perspective of making money, there is no difference between the two." the difference."

Uncle Long: "... I don't understand very well. I also have a lot of black people, and no one spends money on me."

Senior Lin: "Because you are not black, those people just dislike you, and black has the elements of fans."

Me: "Yes, only when you love deeply can you hate deeply. The local people have already become extremely entangled with worms. What I have to do now is to let them condense that entanglement on me and turn it into money."

Fang Zhi: "In the past, there were Haikes who took the black and red route, but they didn't live well. Of course, it's not that they can't live on, but they are also very stretched."

Me: "Those are sea travelers of all human beings. They need money for basic necessities, but as monks, we, firstly, do not need to eat; secondly, bring our own clothes; thirdly, we all have portable houses; fourthly, We can fly wherever we want. We don’t need local currency for our basic living needs, and only need currency when we need to trade with local people.”