Xiu Erdai's daily essays

04536-Just a change of posture

Me: "I thought about it, the catastrophe might be the catastrophe of ascension, but now I suddenly feel that thinking like this seems to take monks too seriously. Maybe the catastrophe has nothing to do with monks, it may just be a kind of jump in the world The natural environment that makes us feel comfortable is the performance of the world when it is asleep, and when the world wakes up, it will want to move, so it will set off all kinds of turbulent waves by the way.”

Me: "The world's post-waking activities are not intended to destroy creatures, it is just a posture that has been in place for a long time and wants to change its posture. As for what disaster this will cause to the creatures living on it, it doesn't care. Even if all the creatures are destroyed One batch of creatures will grow the next batch. Even if there are no creatures, it will only change a layer of skin and will not affect the existence of the world itself."

Me: "Creatures are really small."

Senior Lin: "I thought of it, we can break the formation like this."

Me: "Will you agree to please me?"

Senior Lin: "Don't take yourself so seriously, it's just an incidental thing to please you, the key is that I have to live comfortably."

Uncle Long: "Yes, guiding you is for entertainment when you have time. Our own cultivation is the focus of our continuous attention."

Kong Suan: "Fellow Daoist Pei, there is something I want to ask you. If I want to carry a communicator with me and generally don't want others to successfully communicate with me, what should I do? The conventional blocking method is not easy to use."

Me: "It's useless to deal with Senior Gao Xiuwei, even if you don't have a communicator with you, they can contact you when they want to contact you."

Kong Suan: "Sometimes it's really inconvenient not to bring a communicator. Although I'm used to it, I still want to change my habit occasionally."

Me: "You usually refuse to answer the communication, so some people will forcefully break your shutdown and let your communicator connect without your consent. To deal with this kind of person, you can consider taking the initiative to answer the communication, but it is not you who accepts the communication." , you can use a puppet doll and let that puppet doll deal with idlers instead of you."

Me: "Set up some intelligent response sentences. For example, 'not for sale', 'no time', 'do not want to trade', '[-] high-grade spirit stones'... In fact, the intelligent programs in the mortal world are enough for such basic answers. If you want It’s more lively, you can find a puppet embankment to customize.”

Kong Suan: "I don't like puppets very much. It's my personal prejudice. I always feel that puppets are a bit sinister. The more vivid, or the more vivid the puppets, the more uncomfortable I feel. The same is true for intelligent robots in the mortal world. I compare I like utensils with a single function and appear to be relatively stupid.”

04537-unreasonable

Me: "What about Lingbao?"

Kong Suan: "Lingbao is a living thing. When I get along with them, the feeling I get with them is similar to when I get along with people."

Me: "So you have two choices, one is to raise a spirit treasure to handle external affairs that you don't like on your behalf, and the other is to use a simple answering program. There are such things as magical instruments and mortal world artifacts, which come from communication. After the beep, repeat the sentence 'This is Kong Suan's communicator, Kong Suan is inconvenient to answer something now, please leave a message after the beep. Kong Suan may not reply to you after checking the message'."

Kong Suan: "Then what if they insist on asking me to reply?"

Senior Lin: "Change the last sentence to 'Because there are too many messages accumulated, the reply time is unknown'."

Uncle Long: "Those who want to harass will still forcefully break the communicator to harass, they will not line up obediently."

Me: "You can modify the answer sentences regularly, or set a bunch of sentences to be played randomly for those who call. But it's really just a delay, and the amount of harassment will drop sharply after the deification period."

Kong Suan: "This is too far away."

Uncle Long: "The Nascent Soul Stage is almost here. Few of the crazy star-chasers can reach the Nascent Soul Stage. After you reach the Nascent Soul Stage, you can guarantee that those mentally retarded people who have cultivated at the Golden Core Stage and below can't take their spiritual lines from you. stolen from the communicator blacklist."

Senior Lin: "Crazy is not necessarily a groupie. The situation of Kong Suan is different from that of Pei Lin. Many people are enthusiastic about Pei Lin because they treat him as a new toy, but many people are crazy about Kong Suan because they regard Kong Suan as a lifesaver. Straw is the last chance when there is no way out. Not to mention that the communicator is blocked, even if they are blocked by the top ten, they will not hesitate to grab the opportunity, because they think that if they don’t grab them, they will die, and offend the top ten , if you handle it well or if you have extremely high value to the top ten, you may not die. You can reason with the top ten, but the chance is unreasonable."

Me: "Is it easier to live more happily by being unreasonable?"

Senior Lin: "It may also be a tragic death, it depends on what kind of opponent you meet."

Me: "But chance doesn't die."

Senior Lin: "And there is no one who does not love chance."

Me: "Pride and pride."

Me: "Like me."

Master Long: "...Can you show some face? I don't mean your face."

Me: "Friend Daoist Kong, have you noticed that you gave me a guide without asking for a spirit stone. The things that form a ring in my stored treasure are formed into a ring after the jelly bowl is formed into a ring."

04538-Pay attention to chic

Kong Suan: "I'm giving you the cat. You said that your cat is inseparable from you, and you have already traded items from me a few years ago, and you have lost the possibility of accepting my item guidance. Your cat also It should be the same."

Me: "I didn't find out where the guidance was before, but this time I found out, so this is the first time?"

Kong Suan: "Creating a ring is not necessarily a good thing."

Me: "Guidance is not necessarily a good thing."

Uncle Long: "Okay, Pei Lin, don't mess with Kong Suan's mind. She is not confused enough in daily life, so if you mess her up too much, she may not be able to break free."

Me: "But as long as you break free, doesn't it correspond to progress?"

Uncle Long: "I said that she is different from you, and your method may not be suitable for her. Besides, every time you think about a problem clearly, are you sure you have made progress?"

Me: "Actually, I seldom 'think clearly'. Sometimes I seem to have answered a certain question I had, but immediately, I have a new and more complicated question, so instead It's more confused, but it seems to be more sober. Sober and confused. So, do I practice the way of confusion or the way of sobriety? Let's name it vaguely as the way of beauty."

Master Long: "The bear said."

Me: "Miracle Road."

Master Long: "Silly hat."

Me: "Be pampered."

Uncle Long: "Hit the way of great luck."

Me: "All-encompassing."

Master Long: "You're not finished, are you?"

Me: "Boundless Tao."

Uncle Long pressed me into the jelly with sword energy.

Uncle Shi is Uncle Shi, although he usually looks a bit lacking in resourcefulness, but when he seriously wants to teach the younger generation a lesson, he can always find a suitable way, so that the younger generation will not really ride on his head.

Just now, if Uncle Long slashed me with the sword very carelessly, I might avoid it completely, and if he slashed very seriously, he might hurt me too much. , It will also obviously show deliberation, let me realize it in advance, and it is not chic enough.So Uncle Long chose to use sword energy, turning the sword's prick into an area attack of sword energy.The evenly spread sword energy left no room for me to dodge, unless I teleported.

Of course, I can achieve teleportation by relying on talismans, magic tools and other things, but the person who is so deliberate becomes me.

Sword cultivators generally pay attention to chicness and pursuit of lifting weights lightly.

So I pretended not to care and was pressed into the soft jelly by Uncle Long's light sword wind.

Then I discovered a problem: these jellies are very clingy and too soft.We didn't realize it when we stepped on the surface, but when I was completely immersed in it, the jelly stuck to me. When I tried to jump out of the jelly under my feet, the jelly under my feet was too soft to provide me with enough reaction force. What little it offers is more than offset by the resistance of the gooey jelly.

04539-pit

It seems that you can't get rid of the jelly just by body movements?Even, my movements, and my weight, took me to continue to sink.

Will it sink all the way to the center of the earth?But with the sinking speed of less than one meter in one minute, compared with the thickness of the jelly that Uncle Long could not cut through with a sword, I decided to give up.With a swipe of the small sword, he opened a passage for himself and returned to the ground.

Uncle Long: "What kind of life are you thinking about in there? It took so long to come up."

While I'm sinking into the jelly, my psychic power is steady, so my teammates don't doubt my safety.

Me: "I'm wondering if these jellies that seem to be one are actually independent of each other? Although we can't separate them, they can do it themselves."

Kong Suan: "Like a whole made of independent blocks like Lingshi Mine? But the jelly is not easy to cut, or in other words, it is too easy to cut."

Senior Lin: "And the spiritual power of these jellies is too weak. Even if they have some special value, they may not be valued in the current values ​​of the main world."

Me: "But if we later find out that they have some kind of high value, it would be a waste of what we are doing now."

Uncle Long: "Where did 'us' come from? You are the only one who eats Hesse, and we only tasted a little bit."

Me: "Please prepare a little bit, I'm going to zoom in. Let's see how much of this kind of jelly that is probably only at the Qi training level can be refined at one time when I use my spiritual power to the limit."

I made a huge pit, and all of us are at the bottom.

Me: "...Didn't I ask you to prepare?"

Uncle Long: "I'm ready, but what can we do? Pull you away when you are concentrating on refining?"

Kong Su smiled and said: "It's too fast, I can't move out of the pit in such a short time, and in the preparation stage, I don't know how big your refining range is, so it's hard to decide where to teleport."

Senior Lin: "Is there any difference where we land? Although we are at the bottom of the pit now, it will only take a moment to leave, and I don't know if it is necessary to leave. Anyway, if we go up, we will face jelly. Let's come Let’s break the formation, this monotonous scenery, it’s really tiresome to look at for a long time.”

Me: "The speed of my spiritual consciousness and spiritual power during the preparation stage is very fast. For a moment, I thought that this speed was because I was too careless and missed the steps of the test. Then I realized that my test is so fast. I At the same time as quickly spreading out the consciousness and spiritual power, we have already judged the safety of the materials, the safety of the refining environment, and the scope suitable for refining."

Me: "At the maximum speed of spreading spiritual power as if thinking about nothing, I have already thought about all of this."

Uncle Long: "'Too powerful'. You want to boast like that, don't you?"