Xiu Erdai's daily essays

04420-Expression Management

Uncle Long: "The cultivation advantage this time is not very reliable. Under what conditions is it easier to perceive the spiritual power they mentioned?"

Me: "Familiar with Hehuan Sect?"

Master Long: "Didn't they all know each other before?"

Me: "I am not familiar with some aspects, but I am familiar with some aspects. In fact, as long as they pay attention to me seriously, it is impossible for them to be completely unfamiliar with the Hehuan sect. There are often people in Shazhuan who try to find me for me. As long as they can understand the jokes made up about the Friends of the Cannon, they will have a basic understanding of the Hehuan Sect."

Me: "And from a common sense point of view, people who are hundreds of years old, even if they are still virgins, must have yearned for sex, and if they yearn for it, they must look at the information. You can't miss the little yellow text and little yellow pictures? You can't just look at inferior products. ? If you want to see high-quality goods, you must not avoid the Hehuan Sect."

Uncle Long: "What do you mean by adding 'even if it's still a place'? Predict your own future?"

Me: "Uncle Long, aren't you good? Is someone willing to have a fling with you?"

Master Long: "I'm not. There are people."

Me: "I'm so surprised. You don't look good, your personality is bad, and your skills may not be very good. What are you trying to do with your date? Did you go to the wrong bed? Or did you take the wrong medicine?"

Master Long: "..."

Me: "Hey, I really took the wrong medicine? What kind of medicine? Aphrodisiac?"

Me: "Is it really an aphrodisiac?"

Uncle Long: "Did you get the answer from my face, or did you already know the answer from other sources, and now you're here to amuse me?"

Me: "Uncle Long, do you think your expression is well managed? Can you hide your thoughts?"

Master Long: "Better than you."

Me: "Not necessarily? Besides, even if I can't manage my own expressions well, it won't delay my understanding of others."

Master Long: "Your comprehension ability is very good?"

Me: "It's good when you understand other people's negative emotions."

Senior Lin: "Fellow Daoist Long, is your sexual experience really limited to the fact that the other party took the medicine by mistake?"

Master Long: "Why are you joining in the fun? Do you still want to have a fling with me? I don't like you."

Senior Lin: "What a coincidence, I also despise you."

04421 - flattered

Miss Ping sat on Senior Lin's shoulder, looking straight at Master Long.

Uncle Long asked me: "What does that little thing look at me for? It's so permeating."

Me: "Interracial people can become Taoist couples."

Uncle Long's expression suddenly dawned on him.

Senior Lin: "Pei Lin, your ability to recognize other people's expressions is really not very good."

Kong Suan: "It is also possible that the identification was correct, but the lie was told."

Uncle Long glared at me: "Is it fun to play tricks on me?"

Me: "Why do you believe in everything? Just now you believed in me, but then you turned around and believed in them again. Can you be more firm?"

Master Long: "So why is this little guy staring at me?"

Senior Lin: "Ah Ping is looking at you curiously, not glaring."

Me: "Master Long looks like he is staring at everyone, so whoever looks at him will feel that the other party is staring."

Master Long: "Okay, then why did she look at me?"

Me: "Because you are a strange breed."

Master Long: "Shut up."

Me: "After I shut up, are you sure someone will listen to your every word?"

Uncle Long: "What's the point of talking to you? It's all nonsense."

Me: "Maybe there is truth in it? As long as you can tell. Don't you think my expression is easy to understand? Then you should be able to tell the truth from the fake."

Uncle Long: "Pei Lin, if you don't talk so much nonsense, your blackness will definitely not be as good as it is now. Although there will still be many people who are jealous of you, it is basically impossible for a monk who is bitten by jealousy to have a future. It is impossible to become a Mahayana stage. If your blacks are all low cultivation, they will definitely be suppressed by your fan group with Mahayana stage."

Me: "I still have the Mahayana period in my current Heili?"

Master Long: "What do you mean by being so flattered?"

Me: "I am willing to take the time to blackmail me during the Mahayana period. This is not a small matter of looking at my face, rewarding a few spirit beads, and joking with a few nonsense. It shows that I am a figure in the heart of that Mahayana senior. It took a while to pick out my black spot and form a targeted language to say it. I'm certainly flattered."

Uncle Long: "You will be even more flattered when you beat you with your own hands during the Mahayana period."

Me: "For the sake of my father and Yunxiazong, I should not beat me to death or maim me, so I can continue to be flattered. However, it is meaningless to hit me twice so lightly. If Mahayana wants to deal with me, I should be fine." Use other more effective methods. In comparison, the one who is most likely to hit me is probably my father."

04422-It's useless to be afraid

Uncle Long was silent for three seconds, upset: "Other Mahayana hits you twice is called light and fluffy? Mahayana's face is so low that even if Jindanqi is lightly tapped on the palm of Jindanqi's palm, Jindanqi should be paralyzed from fright, and then reflect deeply. Ego. To make it fearful is a punishment."

Me: "So I said it doesn't make sense to me, and I won't be scared." It's as if you were scared when you were in the golden elixir stage, with your single-stringed guts.

Uncle Long: "Are you sure? Have you ever met a Mahayana who treated you badly?"

Me: "Not yet, so it's hard for me to imagine how the Mahayana period would look down on me. I'm not saying that the Mahayana period will definitely treat me with a pleasant face, but with the emotional control ability of the Mahayana period, even if there is fire in the heart, the face will be angry. It may not necessarily be shown, and the emotions shown on his face should all have a purpose. When the purpose of showing a certain expression to me is to scare me, I will not be scared, because my second disease is not I like to give emotional feedback in accordance with other people's wishes."

Uncle Long: "That's something you can control? If you don't want to be afraid, you can't be afraid?"

Me: "I think I can control it, even though I've been terrified of fictional horror stories, but the reality of things, things that matter to me, when I know I can't control what's going on, when I know it's useless to be afraid , except for a moment of fear at the very beginning—that moment is really uncontrollable—I won’t be afraid anymore, or in other words, I’m already too scared to give up on myself. Whatever you want, you’ll kill me at worst.”

Uncle Long: "There are countless ways to punish immortality."

Me: "Punishment of immortality, no punishment of irreversible injuries... I can cut off my sense of pain, I can cut off all my perception of the outside world, when I am shrinking in my small world... Mahayana period does not give me shrinking Opportunity? Forcing me to accept the punishment soberly? If I can't hold on, maybe my sword training course and the discipline department's punishment items will have to be increased?"

Uncle Long: "Normal training and punishment, although they often challenge the limit, their purpose is always to improve oneself. Pure torture is rare, and you can't expect punishment and abuse to have additional training functions. So, these are two The line. Normal training can improve your endurance, but the endurance accumulated in this way may not be good in the face of purely malicious punishment, unless your daily training program includes the punishment."

Uncle Long: "The debt collection agency has quite a lot of money in this regard."

Junior Martial Uncle: "No. Because the debt collection office is an external department, on the one hand, its methods are colder and it focuses on the pain of the debt collectors. But at the same time, because the debt collection office is external, it represents the sect Therefore, we will try our best to avoid using methods that are too low-key or too uncomfortable.”

04423-Sooner or later you have to mess with it

Junior Martial Uncle: "For example, in the famous tortures in history, although the debt collection office has prepared corresponding torture equipment and issued instructions for using the torture equipment to the debt collectors, in fact, most of them are used to scare people, and they will not be used in practice. Violence has never been an admirable option in debt collection, and is often even despised. The preferred option for debt collection is psychological violence."

Me: "Suddenly want to see Zhong Sumen's debt collection office."

Uncle Long: "As you act like attracting bees and attracting butterflies, sooner or later you will have to mess with them."

Junior Martial Uncle: "Zhong Su's family is reasonable, but if you want to talk about attacking the heart, it is everyone who sees the Tianmen."

Kong Suan, who was watching: "...I don't know, I'm not familiar with our debt collection office."

Uncle Long: "You have traded so much with outsiders, and the transaction amount is very frequent and huge. Don't you need a debt collection office to help you collect debts?"

Kong Suan: "My transactions are all settled face to face, and I receive the spirit stone first, and then I give the other party my refined product. No one pays me on credit, and there is no need for a debt collection office. Although I have encountered Robbery, but every time the robber came to compensate me with a high price and sincerely apologized to me, the debt collection office had no time to act."

Senior Lin: "I look for Fellow Daoist Kong and Gutianmen to seek luck. Isn't offending them to set bad luck on myself? Even if some people don't believe in misty luck, bad luck is always real? Gutianmen is also good at it."

Kong Suan: "We generally don't do that. Although we sometimes tell people 'Be careful of being cursed', in fact, most of them are just talking."

Senior Lin: "And after you say it, no matter whether you do it or not, the listeners will often feel uneasy, and will automatically apologize to you after a few days."

Me: "It's really convenient. If our Yunxia sect says to outsiders, 'If you resist any more, you will be in trouble', apart from the threat of force, maybe only when the speaker is Shi Bo will anyone take it seriously."

Master Long snorted: "How threatening is that kid Shi Bolin?"

Me: "When he cultivates to the Nascent Soul stage, you will know the power."

Master Long: "Can he still curse me?"

Me: "You are good at provoking people. You can irritate anyone. We have been in the same sect for hundreds of years, and sooner or later there will be a chance to get in close contact. Once you get in touch, something will happen."

Master Long: "Oh, I'll wait."

You don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin, just wait.

Senior Lin: "What are we going to do next? These planets really make me dizzy, can we change places? Tear up another picture of a beauty?"

Uncle Long: "The Elder of the Hehuan Sect drew it himself, and it was drawn after becoming an elder. Torn one piece is like tearing up a bunch of high-grade spirit stones. These 99 pieces are torn off...why are you looking at me like this?"

Me: "Because there is only Uncle Long among us, you will mind these 99 piles of spirit stones."