Xiu Erdai's daily essays

04215-Introspection

Xie Qinwei: "So what do you mean? Curse me?"

Me: "Speaking of curses, what are the advantages of conjurers in Pet Secret Realm? It feels like they didn't cause any special events?"

Xie Qinwei: "This may depend on the group of people in the 'not pets' guild. The conjurers in our guild are very quiet, so they didn't curse the huge creatures?"

I thought about it and asked Ren Yongming.

Ren Yongming was impatient: "I'm too lazy to tell you."

Me: "Just answer with one word, 'Next' or 'No'."

Ren Yongming sneered: "After answering, you can ask me 'how did you download it' or 'why didn't you download it' or 'although you didn't download it, but didn't you feel something'?"

Fellow Daoist Ren really has a deeper understanding of me, probably because of Wen Chengzhui's face, he puts me in his heart.

Without asking, I started to concentrate on introspection, and re-read the things I experienced and the materials I read in my mind, as if to consolidate and cool down from the perspective of a bystander.

In this way, the day when Xie Qinwei gave birth came.

04216-precocious

Xie Qinwei was irritable: "Can you change the word?!"

Everyone tried to persuade them: "Pregnant woman, calm down, you will be violent after the egg is born. Besides, the word 'birth' is very medical and professional, is there anything wrong?"

Xie Qinwei: "Sure? Is the birth canal involved in male cultivation? Is there a widening of the pelvis? What kind of basin?"

Brother Duan Zhe who came over nodded: "Yes, just call it raw eggs, don't be academic, it's not right at all."

Xie Qinwei looked at Senior Brother Duan Zhe... the child next to him: "Senior Brother Duan Yanzhou, it might be a little bloody next time, why don't you watch the cover-up version later?"

Duan Yanzhou is five years old and has just entered the qi training stage. From a broad perspective, he can barely be considered a monk. Considering that he was born in the Yunxia Sect, the disciples of the Yunxia Sect can call him junior.But this "Junior Brother" is the same as I was called Junior Brother before I passed the selection meeting. It is just a name that takes into account the child's self-esteem, not the real Junior Brother.If it was in a serious sect, such as the Medicine Sect, it would not be called that. After all, with Duan Yanzhou's spiritual root and the cultivation comprehension he has shown so far, there is little chance of him staying in the Yunxia Sect after establishing his foundation.

However, no matter which sect Duan Yanzhou joins in the future, he will have the background of Yunxiazong.Just like my father has been protecting the Pei family in Feicheng, Duan Yanzhou will always be protected by his parents—speaking heartily, Duan Yanzhou should die earlier than Senior Brother Duan Zhe and Senior Sister Yan Gui, so Duan Yanzhou can Protected by his parents all his life.

Because of the spirit root, and because there are no children of such a young age in the Yunxia Sect, Duan Yanzhou has no human friends of the same age, so just like me when I was young, his relatives also borrowed many spirit beasts to play with him.However, unlike when I was a child, Duan Yanzhou didn't have much enthusiasm for these spirit beasts. He didn't like to bury his head in fluffy animals, nor was he excited by the strange shapes of spirit beasts.

This child has a kind of precocious melancholy, he seems to have understood the lack of his own spiritual roots, understood that Yunxiazong is not his affiliation, and he has not yet found a place where he can naturally settle down.

At such a time of confusion, his parents of sword cultivators not only failed to comfort him, but added fuel to the fire: "What's the big deal? Worry about it, just let it be. If you're really upset, we'll teach you how to fight. You can't beat others, but you can still bully little spirit beasts."

Of course, the truth is true, but can't you use a more euphemistic way of saying it?Isn't it okay to take care of the immature hearts of children?You are not a formal monk during the qi training period, so don't use standards such as 'every monk must cultivate his mind' and 'everyone should survive the calamity of inner demons' to ask children.In this regard, Xie Qinwei is more careful than Duan Yan's parents.

04217-Should have been delusional

Facing Xie Qinwei's care of the young mind, Duan Yanzhou replied: "It's okay, blood with normal physiological symptoms should not be avoided, I should adapt."

I always feel that the precocity of a child, whether it is physical or psychological, corresponds to the dereliction of duty of the parents.It may be a lifelong regret for children to carefully see so many things that make them helpless in the world at an age when they should be bold and reckless.

When I was a child, because I was ignorant of the world, I should have had delusions all over the sky, making the world strange and strange in my mind.Such wantonness slowly falls into reality as the age grows, but the initial fantasy will leave a bright mirror, which also reflects a piece of fun in the adult world.

That's my own interest, my own inner world, my own world.Even if the edges and corners of actual actions are worn away by reality in the future, Zhang Yang in his mind will always tenaciously support himself with a resting place.

——Note: Dare to think is not the same thing as a bear. The latter will inevitably endanger others, but the former can be the child's own business.It's okay to be arrogant and despise 'you stupid adults'. If you smash the favorite things of a stupid adult, and ask the adults not to care about you because you are a child, then... you need to recognize the reality.But now that I have understood that 'I have privileges because I am a child', is there no reason why I should not understand that 'the identity of a child cannot be rampant in all things'?

I hope that children will be wanton and bold, and I don't want children to hinder the lives of adults. Alas, adults are so hypocritical, so children should put aside stupid adults when they are having fun, and don't bring adults to play together.

Xie Qinwei: "What's so good about getting used to it? You may not be able to see the second one in hundreds of years."

Brother Duan Zhe: "You can see two in a few years."

Xie Qinwei: "Two low-probability events happen to come together, and their low-probability attributes cannot be changed."

Duan Yanzhou: "I read some popular science materials, and it seems that the laying of eggs is not very bloody, the main thing is that the spiritual power is cut off, and the abdominal dissection does not bleed a lot of blood."

Xie Qinwei looked at Duan Yanzhou for two seconds. I think Fellow Daoist Xie’s worries are the same as mine at the moment. I think Duan Yanzhou’s reading of this kind of information is definitely not to observe Xie Qinwei’s birth process, but to study Duan Yanzhou himself. of birth.

Most five-year-old children can be fooled into crying by saying "you were picked up by your mother from the garbage dump". Who would study objective medical cases?Theoretically, children at this time don't even know a few words.

04218-depression

Senior Sister Yan Gui smiled wryly, and Senior Brother Duan Zhe also looked worried, but when Duan Yanzhou looked at them, they put on a big and distorted look.

Brother Duan Zhe said to Duan Yanzhou: "If you want to watch it, you don't need to ask for your opinion, Brother Xie. There are too many people who want to see him lay eggs. It is impossible for him to refuse all of them, so he has no choice but to refuse none."

Xie Qinwei: "Hey, senior brother Duan Zhe, there seems to be something wrong with what you taught your son to call me? He called me senior brother, so I am a generation shorter than you for nothing?"

Senior Sister Yan Gui: "Everyone calls their own. The relationship chain is not passed on."

Xie Qinwei: "No, Xiao Zhou has to call me Shishu. Pei Douxing and Zeng Qi both call me Shishu."

Me: "When did you and my nephews meet?"

Xie Qinwei: "When the sect is in chaos. You still don't allow me to see people?"

Pei Douxing, who was watching the fun, supported me: "Uncle Lin, if you don't like who I meet, you can make a list for me, and I will avoid them."

Me: "No, it's just that you have to be careful of some people who are too lustful. It's not a big deal to have sex with people, but if you are forced, it's disgusting. Forced things are disgusting."

Xie Qinwei: "Hey, who are you scolding?"

Me: "Don't substitute yourself, I will emphasize it universally. Children must learn to protect themselves."

Pei Douxing and Zeng Qi responded at the same time: "Yes."

good.

When Pei Douxing and Zeng Qi spoke, Duan Yanzhou was extremely silent.Sometimes people do not make a sound, but their expressions are flexible, and they actually express words in another way; and when their expressions are also restrained and the whole person is depressed, that kind of silence is from the inside out... emptiness.

jealous?But Duan Yanzhou and my nephew are more than ten years apart. For a high-level monk, the difference of more than ten years is almost non-existent, but for his five-year-old child, it is more than ten years older A year old is like a creature from another world.

Could it be that Duan Yan has the recognition of a teenager at the age of five?If his intelligence has reached this level, he might as well try the path of Confucianism.If his comprehension in Confucianism is good enough, the limitation of the four spiritual roots...may not be considered hopeless.A high enough dual quotient can make up for the lack of spiritual roots.

04219-Arrogance

I asked Duan Yanzhou: "What is 120 five times 130 seven?"

Duan Yanzhou: "...Huh?"

Mathematics is a relatively intuitive IQ tester. At least it can be seen now that Duan Yanzhou has no special talent in multiplication.

Xie Qinwei looked at me like I was mentally retarded.

I shot back: "Why haven't you given birth yet? Everyone gathered here when they heard that you were about to give birth. After waiting for you for a long time, you chatted with us?"

Xie Qinwei: "Never mind you...didn't you realize that Jing'er and I are already adjusting our spiritual power to make the egg separate from our spiritual power system? Have you really studied the male cultivator's egg-laying process seriously? "

Hit me in public?You are brave enough.

Xie Qinwei arrogantly said: "My colleagues, no matter how much you dote on the mascot, you can't beat me up just because of a few words... No, it's already a childbirth."

Colleague: "Of course we won't fight now. But we hold grudges."

Xie Qinwei: "I'm going to have to confine myself after giving birth. Don't be in a hurry. If you want to cover me with a sack, you have to wait until I fully recover."

Brother Duan Zhe dismantled the stage: "Who are you lying to? A few years ago, your statement could scare many people who didn't like to read books, but after my son was born, it has become common sense in our sect that male practitioners give birth to children. True knowledge comes from practice." Ah, it’s much faster and more stable than reading materials.”

Xie Qinwei: "You have to force yourself, of course you can fight right after the end of your life, but when you are pregnant in October, the spiritual power system is rebuilt because of an extra egg, and it is rebuilt because the egg is peeled off. Such a change does not need to be detailed. Experience, don’t you need to continue thinking after laying eggs? Is it worth a retreat?”