Xiu Erdai's daily essays

04191 - still under construction

Me: "Okay, if you think of something later, send me a message, or say it in the sandbox, I will always watch the developments in the sandbox, and I have preliminarily developed a program for the sandbox. "

"Oh, congratulations."

"No more boasting, you go check the information."

Me: "It's best to send me a one-on-one message, and I will pay you. If you post it in the sandbox, I will assume that it is public information, and those who see it will have a share, so there will be no payment."

"Is it because your current spiritual power program for Shazhuan is not yet perfect, and you can't perfectly monitor all the information of Shazhuan? So you are tactfully encouraging us to send less important information to Shazhuan, and to send it to you alone?"

"It's not a big problem? Even if Pei Lin failed to monitor the overall situation of the Saudi Arabia, if a piece of news can attract Pei Lin's special attention, it must be a rare big news. Once it is released, it should trigger widespread discussion. That kind of momentum Pei Lin Impossible to miss."

"Who knows, maybe, a rotten chicken soup joke may also trigger Pei Shao's thinking? Maybe Pei Shao is not willing to miss the slightest bit of the sand school because of the small probability of a flash of light? After all, Sha Specialized in hidden dragons and crouching tigers, in case someone said something shocking, but deleted it in seconds as a prank, wouldn't it be easy to miss it?"

"So, Young Master Pei, you really haven't been able to monitor Quansha College yet?"

Me: "Yes, I'm still constructing my spiritual power program, and it may take a while. If you want to fish in troubled waters, just seize these few days, and I will monitor everything afterwards."

"Naive. I've said that there are great powers lurking in the sand. If they deliberately want to seduce you, you can't do anything about them. Although it is said that any information, especially text, you can write it down just by looking at it, but, Powerful people may manipulate information to make you feel forgotten."

"Think about it, you just saw a piece of information that made you stunned, and you were about to analyze it sentence by sentence, but found that the paragraph in the post disappeared, and at the same time, the same paragraph that you had put into the memory bank disappeared. .You take pride in your memory bank? Do you believe in your memory? What if your memory betrays your trust?"

"The great powers are really idle."

"In fact, many great powers are quite idle, because they have nothing to do. At their level of cultivation, everyone's Tao is truly unique, that is, they have no legacy left by their predecessors. Formed teaching materials are available, and they have to compile their own teaching materials and teach themselves. What can they use to compile their own teaching materials? Fresh cases from all over the world, cases from all over the world that can arouse their interest. Pei Sanshao is such an eye-catching s material."

Me: "It's a great honor."

04192-stop playing

"Didn't you stop playing with us?"

Me: "I'll come back again when I see the compliment. I just like how you all praise me in a down-to-earth way."

"Well, well, we have grasped the spirit, and we will pay attention to complimenting you when we need it in the future."

Me: "Don't you brag now? Train first?"

"Don't worry, when we need to ask you for something someday, you will be able to hear the best compliment."

Me: "How about I give Tongmingguo according to the number of compliment words?"

"I, I, I've boasted for pages."

Me: "Sorry, the praise is too shallow, and it didn't touch my heart."

"what……"

"I knew that if the compliment went well, Young Master Pei should have said a few words."

"It's not just a superficial compliment, it's obviously embarrassing. Adjectives are piled up, and the content has nothing to do with Pei Lin. 'Peerless beauty', there are many beauties that can be described as such, does it make sense to say it here?"

"Where are there many? It may not be possible to produce one in a hundred years."

"There is one who often lives for more than a hundred years, such as the elder Qi Xi of the Yunxia Sect, such as the elder Pengqinru of Kunlun. It is not enough to describe it as peerless."

"There are plenty of beautiful women in the Acacia Sect. Elders count as one, and they are all qualified to describe it like this."

"Shut up if you don't know how to compliment. How did you get in? Pei Lin, what kind of compliment did this sycophant say that touched your heart, and you actually made him a post?"

……

"Huh? Master Pei really doesn't play with us anymore? He won't reply to the post. Then, sycophant, do you know which sentence you got the quota for this post?"

Xian Xinjuan, who was flattered on the horse's leg: "I don't know, every time a beauty speaks publicly, I get a lot of compliments. There are too many. I don't even remember what I said."

"Did you come across a word by chance?"

"However, it's not easy for such a large number of swiping screens to not touch Pei Lin's bad luck."

"What's so difficult? Just use nonsense. Don't let Pei Lin like it, don't let Pei Lin hate it. It's probably that if you go directly to the trash can in Pei Lin's preset program, you won't be able to harass him, so For Pei Lin, those words don't exist anymore."

"Hey, a bunch of people are pouring in?"

"Well, it's probably because Pei Lin has lifted the restrictions on entering this post. He doesn't bother to care about it when he doesn't play. After all, even if he has compiled a spiritual power program, the operation of the program still needs to consume spiritual power. If he can save it, he can save it. .Pei Lin's spiritual power is powerful, but he also uses it in many places, so he should still pay attention to saving spiritual power in unnecessary affairs?"

04193-Think too tightly and lose a lot of fun

"Programming a set for a temporary fun post? He spends about as much time programming as he does playing?"

"So? Because the time available is short? Can't he treat it as practice? It seems that Young Master Pei will spend a lot of time in the sand in the future. He will probably be proficient enough to post the first post in a post in the future. At the time of the speech, I compiled the spiritual power program for the selection of posters. Step by step, practice makes perfect, and the amount of training must be guaranteed. This young master will definitely be a pest when playing sword formation in the future."

"Hey, how do you talk? What are pests?"

"Usually, sword formations focus on refinement and sharpness, but if Pei Lin presides over the sword formation, it may be quite lingering."

"Isn't it nice? How cute."

"Did you know that there is another person whose sword formation has also been described as 'lingering'?"

"..."

"Yes, Jiang Weixiao. Of course, Jiang Weixiao is not the only one who has been described like this, but among Pei Lin's acquaintances, Jiang Weixiao may be the only one. Pei Sen's sword formation is even more murderous."

"Actually, think about it, Pei Lin and Jiang Weixiao have been close for so many years, and they can still maintain their current innocence. What a good boy. Nature is...reliable."

"That's why some people want to use harsh words to cause psychological pressure on Pei Lin, and even make him have inner demons. Don't worry about it. Pei Lin was not misled by Jiang Weixiao when he was a child. It cannot be easily shaken."

"In the mid-Golden Core stage, is the comprehension thinking mature enough?"

"Don't forget his superior spiritual consciousness and spiritual power, especially spiritual consciousness. Spiritual power may be piled up with foreign objects, but spiritual consciousness, there is really no trick at all. Speaking of it, Jiang Weixiao's Spiritual consciousness is also leapfrog."

"I'm begging some people, can you stop mentioning Jiang Weixiao all the time?"

"Okay, let me give you a happy example. Elder Qi Xi of the Yunxia Sect also possessed supernatural consciousness when he was young."

"Wow, as expected of a beauty."

"..."

"Shut up, no correction needed. Thinking too tightly takes away a lot of the fun."

04194 - forget about the details

The mission office finally worked out the details of the mission in Shazhuan and handed it over to me.

Me: "... Where are the details?" The task I got was just one sentence: manage the sand college.What the hell is an imperative sentence without a subject.

Eldest brother: "You don't need to worry about the details, that's for the task office to go through the process, you just need to guide Shazhuan according to your preferences. This is an unconventional task, and the most obvious unconventional part is the time, so it's time to fight with Da Chao. Like the distribution chart, it will calculate the task reward and task amount for you in stages. The details that the task office pondered a few days ago are all reflected in the calculation. If you are interested, you can take the result to the end of the first calculation. Ask them what each calculation means, and don’t need to understand it carefully now, because there may be further adjustments, and it’s tedious and not interesting.”

Me: "What are you mainly doing these two days?"

Big brother: "Under the premise of not affecting other people's current work, gradually integrate into the management circle, take back some work, and adjust some work procedures."

Me: "Is it hard?"

Eldest brother: "These things have always been interesting to me, no matter how busy I am, it is not difficult. If you are worried about me, can we keep in touch again?"

Me: "No, we have had enough scandals."

Eldest brother: "A lot? Compared with me and Yu Qiao back then, it's much less. At that time, countless people thought that Yu Qiao and I must have been ambiguous, but now countless people firmly believe that you and I are clear, both in love and in the flesh. Innocently, I am your butler at most. They don't believe that you and I will become lovers. Although they doubt that we will become friends with sex, they think that the chance of me becoming your friend with sex is far less than that of the Acacia sect-they are I look forward to being the cannon fodder in your emotional line."

Me: "Maybe it's a matter of looks. This is a world that pays special attention to faces."

Eldest brother: "But Mei Shuanli is our match."

Mei Dada can eat any CP.

I went to Zangshuge to look for information about the pet secret realm. Not surprisingly, there was no relevant update in what I could read.So I asked everyone in Zangshuge: "Shazhuan mission, should I have a finished product? The mission department only asked me not to let Shazhuan fall into chaos, but they didn't even tell me the standard of 'chaos'."

"The finished product... have you sorted out good words and sentences?"

Me: "Shall I create an archive for everyone in the Mixed Sand Specialist, and list their respective speeches?"