Xiu Erdai's daily essays

04099-of course fit

Ren Yongming asked Shi Bolin: "Are you writing an understanding of the rules of the secret realm, or a love letter?"

Shi Bolin: "Beauty is my guiding light and one of the rules of my world."

Gong Minxue: "I've already started writing indiscriminately."

Big brother: "It's hard to say that. Although they are getting more and more brainless when writing, those are their current perceptions, without careful consideration, more superficial, more chaotic, more unrestrained, and more suitable for the environment. They are in this world. In the secret realm, they write their perceptions of other secret realms, which are mixed with the influence of this secret realm on them. If they think too much, the new influence may be expelled, and because they are not too brainy, the new influence will also spread out in an orderly manner. Became part of their writing."

Eldest brother: "Now, the meaning of the words itself is not very important. What is important is that Zhuang Cong senses the rhythm as they write, and learns the rhythm of other people's perception of the secret realm."

Gong Minxue: "Sometimes you can indeed find that Pei Lin's growth has been influenced by you. For example, his way of analyzing things and the way he grasps the general direction."

Senior brother: "When you get along with people, you can learn something from them. The depth of learning depends not only on the length of time you get along, but also on whether the other person's characteristics are in tune with you."

Gong Minxue: "So Pei Lin learned a lot from you because the two of you are so compatible?"

Eldest brother: "Of course we work together, otherwise how could Junior Brother Pei and I get along for a long time? Will you get along with someone you don't like for a long time?"

04100 - Different genre versions

Gong Minxue: "I don't know it, but there are people who do, such as Yu Qiao, who are particularly pleasing to the eye and particularly unpleasant, and he is willing to get along with them for a long time."

Eldest brother: "Occasionally, I worry that Yu Qiao and Yao Xiang will fall apart."

Gong Minxue: "When the day he doesn't want to live, maybe he will? I won't be surprised by that lunatic Yu Qiao."

Senior brother: "Actually, he still has a track to follow. It's just that his track is too different from what ordinary people are used to. However, it can't be said to be a way that will cause public anger. Therefore, the possibility of success is better than those The Tao marked as 'seriously dangerous' is higher. Basically, Yu Qiao's Tao is still in the private domain, affecting at most the people who are in direct contact with him, and has little impact on the unrelated public, and will not cause gang fights."

Gong Minxue: "That's because his cultivation base is still low now. You see, when he reaches the Nascent Soul stage... Do you think he will give birth before you?"

Big Brother: "Yes."

Gong Minxue: "You are miserable."

Eldest brother: "No, at that time, it should be the boundary where he no longer cares about me. After that, Yu Qiao and Jiang Weixiao will never be bound and mentioned again."

Gong Minxue: "So, Yu Qiao and Pei Lin?"

Big brother: "Maybe. If Yu Qiao can continue to find interesting secrets to attract the attention of Junior Brother Pei. However, the difference between Yu Qiao's definition of fun and Junior Brother Pei is obvious, so the bond between the two of them will not be like that between me and Yu." There are so many scandals like Qiao. Yu Qiao's definition of "benefit" is still too conventional, and he can't stand Junior Brother Pei's squandering."

Gong Minxue: "There won't be much scandal between Yu Qiao and Pei Lin, and Pei Lin's fans won't allow it. Yu Qiao can only become an ordinary member of the Sand League at most, which is completely incomparable with your queen status in the Sand League. "

Senior Brother: "What position do you place Elder Pei?"

Gong Minxue: "Of course it's the Supreme Emperor."

Senior brother: "How did I hear that there is a version that treats Elder Pei as a queen?"

Gong Minxue: "It's different genres, and there's Mei Shuanli's sloppy setting every day. But no matter which version of the setting, you are an important role, while Yu Qiao can't be found in many versions. Formal opportunity to play."

Eldest brother: "It's really an honor. Junior beauty, do you want to appoint me a position?"

Me: "The empress generally refers to the Taoist couple?"

Gong Minxue: "No, there is no Taoist couple in the setting of Harem Three Thousand. The version with Taoist couples should be called wife or husband or lover...you can ask Mei Shuanli for details."

04101-A lot of jokes are too stupid

Me: "Senior Brother Mei is still following the flow of setting? Isn't his setting all for the foreshadowing of meaty jokes? It's about the kidneys and not the heart."

Gong Minxue: "There are many ways to use the kidneys. One-to-many needs pure sensory stimulation; one-to-one will explore more about the ups and downs of the protagonist's heart. Buyers prefer the latter, which is half meat and half love, which is more fragrant than pure meat."

Me: "Which one does Senior Gong like?"

Gong Minxue: "I love fraternity. Did I pay the bill?"

Me: "Well, it's in place."

Gong Minxue: "Then I'm relieved. Come on, I'll send you some insights into the secret realm I personally experienced. Please don't get too caught up in the matter of my reading your dirty jokes."

Me: "The concept needs to be clearly distinguished. What you are reading is the story made up by Brother Mei and his friends, not 'my' jokes."

Gong Minxue: "Yes, you just happen to have the same name as the protagonist of the story."

Senior Brother: "As an outsider, Gong Daoyou, what you can see is only the corners. Mei Shuanli's real masterpieces can't come out of the Yunxia Sect. You see a lot more beauties than Gong Daoyou."

Gong Minxue: "Fellow Daoist Pei, how does it feel to see Xiao Huangwen with yourself as the protagonist?"

Me: "A lot of people have asked this question many times. My answer is still: I don't feel it after watching it too much, it's just the same name. Big brother is put in so many stories as the big devil, isn't he also used to it? "

Gong Minxue: "I'm still proud of it."

Big brother: "What's so proud of this? It's just something I'm used to. In many jokes about me, the things 'I' do are too cost-effective. For example, 'Destroy a secret realm just to grab the right to speak once'? Should I use violence to grab the right to speak?"

Me: "That's right, a lot of jokes are too stupid. I want to have a date and still spend money?"

Gong Minxue: "Hey, there is such a stupid joke? The guy who made up the joke must have never seen you in real life, and he is only jealous of the price of Tongmingguo?"

04102 - Breeders

Zhuang Cong's Golden Elixir lasted for a relatively long time, the members of the 'Not a Pet' guild left to continue their plans, and the 'Don't meet if you have nothing to do' guild went back to their two-person world. After the rules and various other things are written, there is nothing to do.

The elder brother replied to the official of the secret realm: "Zhuang Cong's state is likely to last until we leave the secret realm. He will return to the main world for a part of the robbing, and he is here just for a meal."

Sang Hanqi, the breeder of Zhuang Cong, was very disappointed. E Zhilu, the breeder of Elder Tian, ​​and Ming Cuishu, the breeder of Elder Wang, comforted him: "Look, the two we raised sat so quietly for a long time. , didn’t move, didn’t eat, and often couldn’t hear the sound of breathing. If they didn’t comfort us with a word or two when we were frightened, we would have thought we had raised them to death.”

Ming Cuishu: "At any rate, you have interacted with Zhuang Cong for a few months, it's a good memory."

E Zhilu: "You can only watch now. Ming Cuishu and I have always been the only ones to watch. I only touched Tianzhuo's hair the first day I saw him, and then I dare not move more and more, and only dare to watch from a distance. Although Tianzhuo has always been very gentle towards me, I just dare not treat him indifferently. He is worthy of being an elder."

Ming Cuishu: "Because they are elders, other humans in the main world don't disturb Wang Xiaohong and Tian Zhuo when they play. Whether it's a fight or a fight, or something as serious as Zhuang Cong's tribulation, the juniors will discuss it by themselves. Even if the two When the elders appear in the game, the younger generations can only say hello at most, and there is no more communication."

E Zhilu: "However, I still like raising Tianzhuo very much. Although it seems that it is no longer considered a raising, I only provided him with a place to meditate. I don't have to worry about anything else. However, as long as I see Tianzhuo every day Zhuo, my heart immediately settled down. I think there are many people who feel the same way as me, so even if the live broadcast of Tianzhuo’s meditation is completely unchanged for several hours, many people still come to see him every day. Tianzhuo has a A wonderful scent."

Ming Cuishu: "The same goes for Wang Xiaohong. Sometimes she watches Pei Lin's live broadcast or game characters and smiles like a child, but she can still feel that she is very powerful. It's not the outward appearance of muscle strength, but... If Pei Lin is in trouble, she can handle it properly. I feel like a very reliable elder."

E Zhilu: "I think, the little masters are saying that Zhuang Cong's alchemy is abnormal, and they are thinking of various ways to help Zhuang Cong. It is also because there are two elders around? They are trying various methods that they are not sure about the consequences. I believe that if their methods are wrong, the two elders will come forward to correct them in time, and if they are not corrected, it is because the elders think they can give it a try."

Ming Cuishu: "I like this feeling of trust and tacit understanding."

Perhaps the most conspicuous thing that Elder Tian and Elder Wang did in the Pet Secret Realm was to facilitate a marriage.Before we left, Ming Cuishu and E Zhilu were married, and they met after they raised two elders respectively.In less than a year, for a creature with a lifespan of hundreds of years, the duration of this relationship is so short that the two elders must be applauded.

The slightly less wonderful thing is that the marriage time of these two huge creatures was a bit too early, so that in the days when they first got married, it was inconvenient for them to keep humans in the main world and humans in the main world, so the pair Newlyweds can only live apart temporarily until we leave.The good news is that this couple seems to enjoy this fun, and they also exchanged their experience of love in space with Xie Qinwei and Yuan Jing.

So Sang Hanqi, who was abandoned by Zhuang Cong, became even more lonely.

Zhuang Cong's Golden Core Tribulation was very difficult. He seemed to have really learned something from the rules we wrote, but the level of spiritual energy collision in his body has only increased and not slowed down.He said he felt torn apart, and he said he didn't know if he was still alive.