How my bad friend and I survived in Yokohama

Armed Detective Agency.

The weather was getting hotter, and Horihazura stuffed a note full of angry nonsense from a certain department manager into the drawer, and his eyes paused for a moment at the last sentence "explain the extra words to Akita Matsudaira".

Ah, big trouble.

The aftereffects left by that incident in the brain hadn't healed yet, and at this moment it began to ache again—it was all the tie's fault.

Horiha Zang's rare appearance of anger and embarrassment is very eye-catching, especially when he finds out that they don't reject his heterochromatic pupils, he simply abandons the blindfold and only wears it when there are strangers. At this time, the silver and red Adding radiance to each other, finally there is something lively about young people—Osamu Dazai looked at him as if he was watching a good show, and Atsushi Nakajima handed over the strawberry milk: "Yazura, are you okay?"

"No, I'm very bad," he sighed and took the milk, "It would be great if this countdown function could be distributed on lottery tickets—Dun, please open the door, my super scary master is coming , please be careful what happens next.”

"Ah, oh, okay." The little tiger nodded and opened the door, "Master Ye Zang, I'm very curious."

"Guys who can teach madao like me do have the capital to be curious." Horihazo said indifferently, "So if something extraordinary happens and I can't get rid of it, please ask Atsushi in time Huhua took me away from the scene and don't be touched by Dazai, I will really thank you for your whole life, and you will pass on your virtues to future generations after death, thank you."

"Hey—" Osamu Dazai protested.

"I don't need to be praised by later generations! I don't need to be thanked for a lifetime! Don't publish articles praising me on social networks! It's too much! Have you started now? Buy and sell by force?" Atsushi Nakajima complained , "What will you experience, hello!"

"..." Hori lowered the hand that had been robbed of the phone, and suddenly sat up straight.

A man with beautiful long black straight hair came in, his body was extraordinary, his dark blue eyes looked straight at Horihazo, and the kimono of the same color as his eyes was swaying as he walked.

So serious!so serious?It is strange that such a serious person can teach Ye Zang in any way!

"Matsudaira, long time no see," Horihazo stared at him, "The clouds are beautiful today, and the temperature is not bad. I heard that you made a lot of headbands. The revolver usually has 5-6 cylinders. , Aristotle almost single-handedly established logic in the field of philosophy. The conclusions drawn by induction are uncertain, but we have sufficient reasons to believe that the conclusions are true. The profit model refers to the division of stakeholders according to The revenue structure, cost structure and corresponding target profit of the enterprise..."

It's getting more and more outrageous!What are you talking about, Horihazo!Do you know what you're doing? You're starting to talk nonsense like no one else is there!Master Songping's expression froze for a moment!

"Ye-chan," Akita Matsuheira said, his voice was very quiet, with the steadiness unique to adults, "Long time no see."

He knelt down halfway, and Horihazo noticed that the laces of his mid-heeled boots were unraveled, and Matsudaira's movement of tying the shoelaces was smooth, which was completely different from Yezou, who was very bad at tying knots.The master didn't stand up after finishing the tie, he hugged Horihazo's thigh.

...was there a loud sniffing sound just now? !Are you crying?Did you really cry? ! !

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"Obviously what an adult should do is always done by Ye Jiang," he sniffled, frustrated, "It's all my fault."

Dazai laughed: "Although I didn't expect it, I'm still surprised to see your teacher is such a type."

How did such a simple guy teach Horiba Zou to be a black-hearted cotton... Is this actually the result that has been reversed?How dark it was before.

Horihazo ignored him, he grabbed Mr. Akita's clothes and lowered his head: "It's not Matsudaira's fault, anyway, get up first."

Akita Matsuheira stood up sobbing, while holding onto the knife hanging slanted from his waist: "I went to see Ying-chan, he was very angry, what do you want to do?"

"I don't care about tie-kun or anything," Horihazo said coldly, "It's good that the tie is just a social animal, thank God if you don't get assassinated in the middle of the night."

"Oh!" Songping nodded.

So indifferent!Too much indifference!Mr. Abe will cry!

Atsushi Nakajima complained crazily from the bottom of his heart—these two people add up to a dangerous world without complaints!Mr. Abe, thank you for your hard work!

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Osamu Dazai directly hallucinated.

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"I don't care about tie-kun or anything," Horihazo said coldly, "It's good that the tie is just a social animal, thank God if you don't get assassinated in the middle of the night."

"Oh!" Songping nodded. (Actually, I didn't understand.

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