How my bad friend and I survived in Yokohama

"...Speaking of children," Nakajima Atsushi thought for a while, "I still like them very much, especially obedient children, they are so cute!"

Quan Jinghua nodded aside.

"It's okay," Kunikida Doppo said, "I'm quite pleased with the kids who stick to the schedule."

"After all, Mr. Kunikida was a math teacher before."

"Hey, is that so?" Osamu Dazai dragged his voice, "I don't feel anything, but troublesome kids won't care about it."

"Me too," Horibazo said, drinking strawberry milk, "I don't like children very much, especially the ones I had when I was young. I hate them."

"It's troublesome." Dazai agreed.

"Suddenly started to mock my childhood, Ye Zang! You just said you hated it without even being euphemistic!" Dun shook his head.

"It's like this, children are very dangerous, at least I am," Hori closed his eyes in pain, "Now I think I'm lucky not to have been beaten to death until now, to the extent that people lament that there are still so many good people in the world. If I had to choose, I would I would rather raise Q who was crushed by Ma Fei, the port, than my childhood self."

"Hey—" Osamu Dazai was very interested.

"The words now are very different from when I was a child," Ye Zang also smiled, "but after taking some different drugs, maybe it will become like that?"

"What about the anesthesia?" Dazai leaned over, "Is that so?"

"I will when I wake up." Horihazo said casually, "Just buy sleeping medicine on the day when strawberry milk is at a premium. There is no need for this world where you can't even afford milk."

"It's so dangerous! The topic has inexplicably turned to a dangerous place!" Atsushi Nakajima grabbed Ye Zang's shoulders with both hands and shook, "For strawberry milk?! You want to destroy the world just for strawberry milk?!"

“Strawberry milk is very important!”

"We're not talking on the same channel at all!!"

"There is a story."

"He started telling a story out of nowhere! This person wasn't listening to me at all!"

"It's Mansai* Combination Kunikida-kun," Osamu Dazai put the back of his hand on his mouth to talk to Kunikida, his voice didn't seem to decrease at all.

"Atsushi is very talented." Kunikida affirmed.

Don't go on like this Don!It will really become a special machine for complaining about Horihazo!What should I do if Mancai is suddenly mentioned in the battle?Will be laughed at by the enemy!

Atsushi Nakajima took a deep breath, and Izumi Kyoka brought him a cup of tea: "Ah... thank you Kyoka-chan."

"Dun, I want to drink too." Ye Zang poked Dun.

"Go by yourself!" Atsushi Nakajima came to his senses, "Obviously I am your senior!"

"Atsu-kun is very nice, I'll treat you to tea and rice later~" Horihazo said, "After all, I'm a very determined madao boy, and I don't know how to control the temperature."

"Okay." Dun walked to the detective's snack cabinet. Without pouring tea, he brought over a bottle of strawberry milk and inserted a straw. "This one won't burn."

Ye Zang was very happy, and finally shut up. Osamu Dazai smiled and lay down on the table: "I and Ye Zang are completely different people."

"Of course, there won't be exactly the same people in the world." Ye Zang finished his drink three times, "Dazai—do you want strawberry milk?"

"Hmmmm~"

"But there will be the same points, right?" Don said. "For example, we are all drinking drinks now."

"That's right." Hori smiled, "That's right."

Osamu Dazai stayed at the detective agency until Horihazo left in the afternoon.The latter opened the door to hear his words.

“Strawberry milk is at a premium.”

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The author has something to say:

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small theater:

About storytelling.

Dun told ghost stories.

Jinghua told about the fact that she didn't buy tofu that day.

Kunikida talked about the perfect life after life planning.

Horihazo told a bunch of hellish jokes, and only Dazai couldn't stop laughing and couldn't continue.

Horihazo: Speaking of it, it was Louis XVI who laughed so hard that he looked for his head everywhere.

Osamu Dazai: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Horihazo: If you take two first aid pills after meals, some people will die of illness.

Osamu Dazai: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Horihazo: Dazai, we will definitely go to hell.

Osamu Dazai: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Known intelligence:

Everyone in the detective agency knew that Horihazura had a power, but they didn't know the name and specific effect of the power. He hadn't used it until now, which meant he didn't.

In the eyes of outsiders, Horihazo has no supernatural powers, but just a better mind.

In this chapter, Ye Zang hinted at something, and then Hori Ye Zang and Dazai Osamu, with the assistance of Edogawa Ranpo, said the secret signal and officially started to prepare for trouble.

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