wine hit fairy

"One day of cultivation in the exquisite cold jade is equivalent to one year of ordinary cultivation."

"I don't want to be a fairy! Why waste the strength of that old nose..."

The tip of the young man's small tongue was faintly visible when he was speaking, and the man looked straight at the gap between his lips, and suddenly squeezed his fingertips in.

The young man wanted to bite him hard again, but who knew that his fingertips let in a trace of true energy, and his shivering body slowly warmed up.

The boy sucked hard regardless of the three sevens and twenty ones, and the true energy in his body lasted for a short time, and he was about to fall asleep in a daze.

"...Aren't you...have never touched a living person!"

"No."

"My old liar brother...you haven't even touched..."

"No."

"That's right! You hurry up and call the old liar to take me home! Then...you can touch him as you want!" The young man thought it was a good idea.

"Why should I touch others? Obviously you are warm and soft."

The man leaned down slowly, his hair fell from his ears, fell softly on the boy's cheeks, and wrapped around his neck.

"Xiao Chan, tell me, where are you at this time?"

It was clearly a desireless and cold voice, but it carried infinite coaxing.

"I'm in Lushu!" Lu Xiaochan's mind suddenly became one with the boy on the couch in his dream, he only felt that the man covering him smelled very good.

When the man asked something, Lu Xiaochan answered softly, as if being led by the other party's soul.

The figure disappeared in an instant.

Lu Xiaochan stretched out her hand desperately to grab him and hug him tightly, but there was nothing in her embrace except the icy and cold moonlight.

"I'm in Lushu! I'm in Lushu! You... who are you? Where are you?"

Lu Xiaochan shouted with all his strength, he knew he was dreaming, and once he woke up, there would be nothing left.

He just wanted to ask clearly... Are you a dream, or are you really looking for me?

This drunkenness lasted for three whole days.

No matter how much Jiang Wuchao took pictures, he couldn't wake him up.

Originally, the owner of the restaurant called Xiaoer to throw Lu Xiaochan out, but Jiang Wuchao gave him a certain amount of money.

"Let him sleep here. He can sleep as long as he likes. I'll go do some errands and ask him when I come back."

Jiang Wuchao still has things to do, it is impossible to guard Lu Xiaochan.

But Lu Xiaochan died after drinking the wine he invited, so Jiang Wuchao naturally couldn't just watch him being thrown out like this.

"Lu Xiaochan, I hope you can really see the beauty in your dreams, and you won't be in vain to get drunk." When Jiang Wuchao was about to leave, he saw that Lu Xiaochan was almost blowing bubbles in his sleep, Funny to say.

So for several days, the guest officials who came to the restaurant would see the little beggar sleeping in the corner, unconscious.

The boss was still worried that Lu Xiaochan was really dead every day, and asked the waiter in the shop to check his breath every half an hour.If you are really out of breath, throw it out quickly, so as not to bring bad luck to the wine shop.

On Lu Xiaochan's last night of drunkenness, between the smell of alcohol and various food, he smelled a faint fragrance that he had never smelled in his life.

It's like the smell of dew on the branches when the night is about to pass and the dawn is approaching.

The indifference of night blends with the twilight of morning, if there seems to be nothing, but it cannot be ignored.

It seemed that someone was sitting next to him, looking at him with lowered eyes.

The man might have raised his hand, but every time his fingertips were about to touch Lu Xiaochan, he held it back tightly, so hard that his whole body tensed up when he clenched his fist, as if he wanted to crush himself.

Such restraint...

For no reason, Lu Xiaochan remembered what the old beggar had said to him.

——Only extreme desire requires extreme restraint.

what do you want from me

Why make yourself suffer so hard?

When Lu Xiaochan opened her eyes, it was already high in the sun.

In the ears are the noise of guest officials eating wine, tasting dishes, and chatting nonsense.

Lu Xiaochan slammed her head and then sat up.

His limbs were stiff from sleeping for so long.

"Ouch, Lu Xiaochan! If you don't wake up again, I will suspect that you are a dead person and throw you outside!"

"Go, go! I can't die!"

Lu Xiaochan rubbed his belly, he was so hungry.

"Is there anything to eat?"

"You've been sleeping here for three whole days, and it would be the best of humanity not to throw you out! You still want something to eat!"

"Let's not talk about this... the past few days when I was drunk, but someone..."

"Someone what?"

"Is someone sitting next to me?"

The waiter covered his belly and laughed.

"Lu Xiaochan, do you really eat alcohol and eat your brain? You are nesting here with a dirty body, and flies are sitting on your head. Who do you think would be willing to sit next to you?"

"What you said makes sense."

It seems that I was drunk and had a dream.

An inexplicable sense of loss welled up in my heart.

He obviously thought that faint smell was that the man in his dream had finally found him.

"Smelly beggar! Are you awake? Hurry up and leave! You have been sleeping here for three days! You have occupied a table by yourself, and I have lost business for nothing!"

Seeing that Lu Xiaochan had woken up, the boss came to chase her away immediately.

"I'm going! I'm going! I'm going!"

Lu Xiaochan picked up her own bamboo branch, and when the waiter passed by, the waiter stuffed a steamed bun into his hand.

The two of them had a tacit understanding and didn't say a word.

Walking out of the restaurant, it was noon, although Lu Xiaochan could not feel the glare of the sun, but the heat on her body was real.He touched the edge of the wall and walked to an alley where there was no sun, just to avoid the heat.

He had only taken two steps before he heard rapid and slow breathing, the rustling of clothes, and the creaking of wooden boards.

Lu Xiaochan paused and grinned.

Alas, my dear mother, she is doing business!

Shouldn't this be done at night?How bad it is in broad daylight!

"You bloody ghost! How come it's over!"

"Aren't I still worried that your family is back, scaring you to pieces?"

"Hate!"

Lu Xiaochan rubbed her arms, goosebumps almost fell off.

It turned out that Ren Erniang was stealing people.

This woman is very fierce, even if Lu Xiaochan is asked to sleep with her, Lu Xiaochan is not that interested.

As soon as he turned around, his shadow passed over the window lattice, and Ren Erniang happened to see him.

"Who? Who?"

Lu Xiaochan quickly ran away, even though he was blind, he knew exactly where there was a turn in this area, and where a brick was missing at the corner of the wall.

Ren Erniang put on a batch of clothes and shoes and socks hastily, and chased them out.

She grabbed her lover: "Hurry up and chase! Do you still want him to go out and talk nonsense!"

The two chased all the way out of the alley, Lu Xiaochan didn't think he was too skinny, but he knew that once Ren Erniang caught him, he would definitely be "killed and silenced".

Passers-by saw the little beggar in tatters, and they all stepped aside, but Lu Xiaochan ran smoothly, and Ren Erniang was out of breath running behind.

"Help! Help! Renerniang is stealing someone! She's going to kill someone!" Lu Xiaochan yelled for help.

When Ren Erniang's lover heard this, he ran away immediately.

"Smelly beggar! How dare you slander me! See if I'll peel off your skin!" Ren Erniang was furious.

Lu Xiaochan's strength was also exhausted, and she couldn't run anymore.

Barefoot people are not afraid of wearing shoes, and dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water.

He sat down on the ground, poked his neck and asked, "If I hadn't caught you stealing, why would you be chasing me!"

Be it the passers-by around or the stalls and hawkers, they all looked over.

Ren Erniang's official is a butcher, he heard Lu Xiaochan's yelling, and came over with a butcher's knife.

"What's going on! Who said my wife stole someone!"

Upon hearing that angry voice, Ren Erniang turned pale with fright, and said without thinking, "Officer! Officer, don't listen to this beggar's nonsense! He's the one calling for a thief!"

"I'm a thief? Hahaha! Absurd! I, Lu Xiaochan, are blind! Who doesn't know the villagers within a few miles? How did I break into your house and steal things!"

After all, Lu Xiaochan stood up and jumped a few times. He was dressed in rags and couldn't hide any money.

The butcher's expression changed drastically, holding the butcher's knife as if he was about to chop off Ren Erniang at any time.

"I'm talking about you... You peeked at me taking a shower!"

"I peeked at you taking a bath? I even said I was blind! What are you looking at!" Lu Xiaochan put her hands on her hips.

The surrounding folks began to point and point.

The butcher's hand held down Ren Erniang, even if she didn't chop this woman up, she would definitely be beaten badly when she went back.

"Officer! Officer, trust me! When I was taking a bath, this little beggar was under the window! I didn't lie! Even if he didn't want to steal while I was taking a bath, he was eavesdropping and thinking about it. Something filthy!"

"Ren Erniang! You can save yourself! With your shrew-like temperament, I don't miss you even if I miss Yun Yu Wushan!"

Lu Xiaochan's yelling caused another burst of laughter.

Ren Erniang hugged the butcher, and whispered: "Officer...Officer, he really insulted me! If you let him continue to talk nonsense, it will ruin the reputation of the slave family! How will the slave family behave in the future? !"

When Lu Xiaochan heard this, it was incredible!Even if Ren Erniang doesn't obey women's morals again, the butcher will definitely teach her a lesson behind closed doors. Outside, he will definitely want to protect his face!

It's over! It's over!

Just as Lu Xiaochan was about to run away, the butcher kicked him on the back of the heart with such force that Lu Xiaochan's heart and lungs almost burst out.

Then came another round of punches and kicks, each time almost breaking Lu Xiaochan's bones.

The author has something to say: Well, Lu Xiaochan's children's shoes finally successfully reported their address to Lao Gong.

Thank you for your comments and nutrient solution. I hope you like Xiaochan and his old Gong.

It's really old Gong, who has lived for thousands of years.

Xiaochan: Old man, it took me so long to find me!When people are old, they move slowly!

Shu Wucha: Really?

Little Cicada: No!no!you slow down!Slow down!

Shu Wucha: Don't you want me to hurry up?If you are slow, you will be a stinky old man.

Xiaochan: Brother Wuxia, you don't smell bad!You are delicious!You are not an old man!You are the banished fairy in my dream!The most beautiful person in the world!you slow down!

Shu Wuxia: Little liar.

Fat Melon: You must have yellow waste in your head, right?Shu Wuxi is just Yujian taking Xiaochan to ride a roller coaster~