hell in disguise

On the official road from Bianliang to Xiangyang, the car dust billowed.On the side of the road and on the edge of the field, there were many dusty people sitting in the hot sun, with different expressions on their faces, but they all had a hint of bewilderment, as if they didn't know where they were going.The young tea seller carried two loads of crude tea and peddled them along the road. Occasionally, one or two chapped palms covered with calluses raised a penny. Take the bowl and give it to the next person in need.In the face of unbearable hunger and thirst, no one cares whether the bowl has been used.

Recently, there have been rare severe droughts in many places in the Central Plains. When it was supposed to rain, there was not a single drop of water. The earth seemed to be quickly consumed and dried up. The seeds that were planted did not even have a chance to germinate. It was roasted to death.Opening granaries to release grain is just a drop in the bucket, not to mention that there are layers of officials who have collected grain into their own granaries.There are more and more refugees who have left their homes. People have abandoned their homes where they have lived for most of their lives, and dragged their families to seek life elsewhere, but everywhere they went, the same tragic situation.The skinny children stood under the scorching sun, their dry lips were chapped and dripping with blood.

The emperor prayed to the sky for rain many times, but the scorching sun in the sky still looked down on the common people without emotion.The officials of the Sitianjian had their foreheads rotted, and they couldn't figure out why there was no rain, why the rivers dried up so quickly, and why the land was so deserted so quickly.And the constant chanting and praying day and night in Xiangguo Temple can't give people any answers.

In the middle of the road, a tall black horse was slowly approaching, and immediately sat a tall and handsome young man, wearing a gorgeous robe, and what caught the eye was a raccoon cat squatting on his shoulder , also raised his chest and raised his head, very majestic.

Alido sneaked out of the General's Mansion in the early hours of the morning.In order to prevent the people from the General's Mansion from catching up, they rushed all the way without stopping.After rushing for fifty miles in a row, he slowed down.Arido looked at the refugees on the roadside, and clicked his tongue, "I thought the world was like the place where my body lived. There were delicious food and drinks, and I lived in a beautiful house and wore soft clothes. So there are so many of them." Neither human nor ghost."

Under the scorching summer sun, the pupils of Qianna shrunk into thin slits, and the "M"-shaped line between the eyebrows seemed to be slightly wrinkled towards the middle.

The atmosphere of the world seems to be losing too.Could it be that...hell and bardo are no longer enough, so now we have to ask for it from the human world?

It's ridiculous that people are still begging for rain from heaven.But they don't know that it is the great savior they believe in that takes away their spirit.

They stopped in a small town for a while, and Alido felt his throat was thirsty, so he asked where he could drink water.Eunna stretched out her cat's paw and pointed to a small tea house.Alido went straight in, but as soon as he got to the door, the little girl said to him embarrassedly, "Sorry, sir, we can't bring livestock in the store..."

Alido was stunned for a moment, then he remembered that he had to be the one on his shoulder.He took the opportunity to hold Qian Na in his arms, stretched out his hand and rubbed Qian Na's head, and in exchange for that, he slapped him fiercely on the face, "Xiao Hua is my lifeblood, I won't leave even for a moment." No him. How about this, I will give you some more money, and you will give me a quiet seat?" He said, and put a complete silver ingot into the small second hand.

Originally, because of being touched by Arido, he was so angry that his seven orifices were smoked. This time, he was so shocked that even his eyeballs fell out.The idiot!Does he know that he just gave that little boy 20 taels of silver! ! !

Twelve!The money that ordinary people live for half a year!

This moneyless jackass from hell!

The mistress was also taken aback, for a moment she seemed unsure if Alido was serious.But seeing that Alido was still smiling and didn't seem to withdraw his hand, he took it tentatively.After the silver was in hand, Xiaoer was sure that the money was really given to him. He immediately regarded Alido as a living Bodhisattva, and immediately took him to the private room on the second floor, and asked him if he wanted to book the room directly. All kicked out.

When Alido saw this, he also guessed that he probably gave a lot of money, but after all, it was human money, so he didn't care about it, and waved his hand and said, "Don't be so troublesome, give me something to drink as soon as possible, what's delicious?" A little bit more."

"okay!"

Not long after, the best Tieguanyin in the town was served, and more than a dozen dishes were served in one go.The fragrant smell immediately filled the entire second floor, causing the guests outside the private room to twitch their index fingers.Had fried clams.Stewed sheep with milk, duck blood soup, raw water papaya, shredded chicken noodles, quail soup, etc., are placed on a table full.As soon as the mistress left, Jianna stared at Alido with a look of disgust.

Alido didn't know how to use these tableware in the world, so he directly pulled a piece of mutton with his hands and put it in his mouth according to the custom of Abi Hell, with a satisfied expression like an orgasm on his face, "It's so delicious! I never I have never eaten such delicious food!"

Tsunah rolled her eyes with an expression like looking at a bumpkin.He was also a little hungry. He lowered his head and sniffed a few plates, and chose a plate of braised crucian carp to take a bite.When he used his original body, he didn't eat meat because of the longevity technique, and he hasn't eaten human meat for a long time.Now I am attached to the cat, as if my taste is also affected by this sentence, I feel that the fish is so delicious that I can fly.He took a few more big bites, but the fishbone pierced his tongue, so he opened his mouth and fiddled with his tongue with his paws.

Alido finally couldn't help laughing, stretched out his hand and pulled out the thorns from the pieces of fish in front of him, muttering, "What kind of beast is this, why are the bones so thin?"

There is no door in the private room, only a short curtain, and you can still see the situation in the lobby outside.Not long after, an old man playing the erhu took a young girl up to the second floor, asking around if anyone wanted to listen to the music.Alido asked Zunna, "What is listening to music? Is it a kind of food?"

Nana rolled her eyes skillfully again.No way, now he has limited channels to express his emotions, dipped his paws in vegetable soup and wrote: You pay others to sing to you.

Alido said, "If I want to listen to them sing, do I have to pay? Are there so many places in the world where money is spent?"

Zunna wrote in hell language, "Listening to songs is just an excuse, and what is usually sold is the appearance rather than the skill."

Hearing this, Alido stretched out his hand and opened the curtain to look outside, and at a glance he saw that the girl was holding the pipa, and a man was lifting her chin with a fan, looking left and right as if looking at goods.Alido said, "Well...it is indeed better looking than most of the female ghosts. I don't mind spending a spring night with her."

Suddenly his hand hurt, Alido lowered his head, and saw three bloodstains on the back of his hand, which was scratched by Qian Na.The cihuamao squinted its eyes and flattened its ears, as if it was not very happy.

Although he has always looked unhappy...

Zunna wrote, "In the world, sex is not such a casual thing. Don't mess around!" At this moment, he was full of annoyance, how to explain to a prince who wants and has everything in hell the "famous festivals" that only exist in the world "This kind of complicated thing... He could imagine that even if he could speak, Alido would raise one eyebrow and look at him with an expression like "I don't know what you're talking about".

"What are you arresting me for? Are you jealous of her?" Arido clearly knew what Qianna meant, but Alido pretended to be stupid on purpose, and even tilted his head and winked at him.

"..." The cihuamao let out that low growl again, and the flesh on its nose wrinkled up.It is conceivable that if Qianna had a human body now, he might already be beating someone up.

But at this moment there was a commotion in the hall, a rogue-like figure grabbed the woman and tried to tear her clothes, as if he wanted to be frivolous in public.The woman struggled desperately, while her father also begged, saying that the old man could buy her if he liked, but he couldn't.

The five-year-old man with a big belly spat on the ground and cursed, "Isn't it just a bastard, I don't know how many people have ridden|ridden it, why are you pretending to be chaste!"

The woman was crying so hard, clutching her clothes tightly, but how could such slender hands twist the man who was more than twice her size.She suddenly cried out, broke free suddenly, and then rushed to the fence on the second floor, and rolled over with her hands.

Everyone let out an exclamation.

However, the expected blood-splattered five steps did not happen. She was suspended in the air, but her ankle was caught.

It was Alido who caught her.With a sudden effort, he lifted her back and wrapped his arms around her waist with one hand.She stared at him blankly, her heart was still beating violently, she walked once on the boundary between life and death, but she was in the arms of this handsome young man in an instant.It made her stunned for a moment.

On the other side, I heard a scream suddenly, and saw the raccoon cat sprinting towards the fat man's face, slashing left and right, scratching a piece of blood dripping on his face, and scratching his eyeball.The man covered his face, rolling and screaming on the ground, like killing a pig.The man's companions went to catch the raccoon cat, but the cat is such a dexterous animal, it quickly shuttled between the tables and chairs, slipping the men away.

However, the commotion was a bit too loud. On the first floor, a few officers and soldiers who had just come in to rest looked up, and they saw Alido.

"Ah! Third Young Master!"

But it turned out that it was the people from the General's Mansion who came after him.

Arido saw that the secret path was not good, so he rushed to the window, picked up the culprit and tucked it under his arm, rushed out of the window, landed on a shed on the first floor, and jumped to the ground with his strength. Even the horse was too late to lead and run.A group of people chased after him, making all the fuss.However, Alido was not familiar with the road conditions after all, and soon ran to a dead end.Seeing that the pursuers were blocked at the entrance of the alley, Alido wanted to use his magical powers to escape.

But Kanna bit him like a warning.Before he came to the human world, he had already made an agreement with Alido three chapters, and he must not use the supernatural powers of ghosts in the human world, otherwise he would be noticed by Fengdu Punishment Division immediately and sent Qinghong Wuchang to catch him.

Although this body was originally very strong and accustomed to martial arts, a lot of muscle memory is still there.But after all, I've been lying down for two years, so it's good that my legs haven't shrunk.Just when I jumped from the second floor to the shed, I felt a sharp pain in my calf, but luckily it was healed quickly with the help of the ghost's healing power.Now that there are high walls behind her left and right, and she cannot use supernatural powers, it is really difficult to escape.

It seems that the only way to send off the pursuers is to use the identity of the third young master.It just takes a lot of work.If you can't agree verbally, you may have to do it if you are not sure.

Alido then said to Channa, "Go and wait for me in another place first, so as not to accidentally injure you if I start to attack you."

Although Qian Na was very upset that he looked down on him so much, but after all, he couldn't use any magic power of Qingwuchang now, and he was still trapped in a cat's body, so it really shouldn't be an accident.So Alido threw him up, and he used the cat's nimble body to crawl and scratch the wall a few times, then climbed onto the top of the wall and looked back.Alido had already put on that lazy smile, waiting for those loyal generals to approach.

Qian Na walked along the wall for a while, and jumped onto the wall of another house, but suddenly felt a tremor.

He paused.This Qinglin ghost's unique intuition was very accurate. He looked for this trembling feeling, and after passing through several courtyard walls, he suddenly stopped and looked to the other side of the wall.

It was an apricot grove, occasionally hiding many quaint buildings.An elegant blue-shirted man about forty years old was sitting under an apricot tree drinking tea, another man in plain robes was flicking incense, and two other men in the same plain clothes were drinking tea. What to report.

I have seen that kind of plain gown before.In the house where Liu Yusheng lived in seclusion, all the waiters wore such clothes.

It seems that this person is also from the Immortal Medicine School?With a thought, Qianna jumped onto the nearest elm tree, followed the branches to the ground, and approached gradually under the cover of vegetation.

"He seems to have used some method to control Xuanjiao, and then managed to escape."

The man sneered, "Xuanjiao? No wonder. Didn't it mean that he is just a human being who knows a little magic? How can he even control a beast like Xuanjiao?"

"Altar Master...he is after all..."

Gu Na couldn't hear clearly, so he walked closer.

"Xianjun's order is that if he wants to go back to hell, he needs to eat the descending pill refined by Xianjun and use the Huangquan coffin together. Xianjun once gave him a Huangquan coffin and put it between him and that Qingwuchang Bianliang. The home is convenient for him to enter and exit the underworld, so he will definitely find a way to return to Bianliang. What we have to do is to seal the way back to Bianliang." Another Suyi disciple who seemed to have a slightly higher status said.

The man in blue put down his teacup, put his hands in his sleeves and thought for a while, "Go back and report to Xianjun, I will definitely do my best. It's just that the Xuanjiao is not easy to deal with. The demons near the altar are not easy to deal with." Many, I hope Xianjun can send a general to assist."

Jianna suspects that the person they are talking about is probably Yan Fei, so who is the fairy they are talking about?

Is it Liu Yusheng?

Is it because Liu Yusheng is a medical fairy?But isn't the title Xianjun generally used to respect the high-ranking immortals in the heavenly court?

In addition... Yan Fei seems to have escaped?And probably around here?

Su Na suddenly became agitated.He quickly turned around and climbed up the tree, wanting to go outside to find someone.But at this moment, the voice of the man in blue said behind him, "Huh? Where did the little wild cat come from?"

It’s not good to have a dark secret, just about to speed up the pace, but suddenly felt a lightness around the waist, “Meow’, I’ve been embraced by both hands. When I looked up, I saw the plain but gentle face of the man in blue, “Okay beautiful eyes! "

In a rage, he stretched out his claws to grab him, but suddenly felt a tightness in the back of his neck. For some reason, a feeling of comfort and peace of mind pervaded his whole body, and the claws lost their strength when they swung them out. people.Immediately afterwards, that hand began to scratch his jaw again, and a more comfortable feeling came like a wave, making him unable to restrain himself from making a grunt.

Hearing his own voice, he suddenly realized that he was immersed in the enemy's touch like a real cat!The shame made him both ashamed and angry, and he made a "hiss" threatening sound like a rattlesnake at the man in blue.

"Altar Master be careful! This wild cat seems to be a bit fierce!"

The man in blue smiled lightly, "It's okay, I like taming disobedient little wild cats the most. Go and prepare some fish."

Gu Na thought that don't think that fish and meat can bribe me, but the next moment, when the man in blue frowned and took out a shabby scented sachet from his sleeve, everything changed.

The smell of the sachet is not often smelled by humans, but for cats, it is the most potent poppy—Polygonum sativa (that is, catnip).

The moment the unspeakable smell of green grass came into his nose, his mind suddenly went blank, and his pupils dilated instantly.The whole world seemed to suddenly turn pink, the color of squishy candy.He involuntarily stretched out his paws to hug the sachet, buried his little head in it and rubbed and smelled it over and over again. He was so intoxicated that he almost forgot that he was originally a ghost...

That is really a kind of happiness that is in harmony with nature, transcends the universe, and is the ultimate happiness...

It wasn't until the man in blue let out a kind of childish laughter when he saw something cute, that Kanna suddenly came to his senses...

Damn... what the hell was he doing just now! ! !