[First time] Burn it, brother-in-law!

"Listen to my explanation!" Ah Ci hastily closed the door, leaned over, and whispered, "There must be something wrong with this report! I can swear to you, I never messed with He Yashu, I... ...I've slept with you until now."

Ah Chu made him amused: "Yo! Aizhong's dear father, what do you mean by that, the child was conceived by me in October?"

"How is that possible!" Ah Ci turned pale anxiously, "I told you, there is something wrong with this report! You have to trust me!"

Ah Chu raised his eyebrows: "If it were you, when the confession and the evidence were inconsistent, would you believe what I said, or would you still believe it in black and white?"

Ash fell silent.It's not that he doesn't believe Ah Chu, but since he was a police officer, he has always adhered to the principle of starting with evidence and is used to questioning the authenticity of the confession.He lowered his head and answered honestly: "Trust the evidence."

"Really?" Ah Chu exaggeratedly showed a disappointed expression, "But on this matter, I am willing to believe what you say."

"Really? Then I... I will try my best to believe what you say in the future." Ah Ci observed his brother's expression, and asked again worriedly, "Are you really not angry at all?"

"Why am I angry? I'm just curious, how did you remember to do a paternity test?"

"I think you are too... how to say, too strict with them! I just want to confirm the relationship between uncle and nephew."

"If you want to confirm the relationship between uncle and nephew, you can just check the Y-line relative test, why check the paternity?"

"How do I know what the Y-series appraisal is? This matter can't be too high-profile to inquire about it, and everyone will know about it! I just heard what Ding Zi said, and I sent the samples and remitted the money. I didn't expect such a big mistake to happen."

"It's a waste of money!" Ah Chu smacked his lips, "How much? I'll reimburse you."

"No need... thank God you didn't misunderstand."

"What did I misunderstand? It's a good thing that my son is in charge!" Ah Chu smiled, "From now on, you will be in charge of the love clock! It's all yours!"

"No need! Don't mention the paternity test to me again, this time I almost got a heart attack!" Ah Ci pressed his own little heart, "Besides, Ai Zhong Aihua is twins, one check is enough. "

Ah Chu smiled and said, "The two of them are twins, don't you and I?"

Ah Ci was stunned, and asked uncertainly: "You mean...you and I..."

"That's right! We are identical twins, so from a biological point of view, you, like me, are the biological father who loves Aihua."

"I'm going! I really want to be a father!" Ah Ci finally woke up from the boredom, "You don't even know how annoying the people in the appraisal center are when I argue with them!"

"I can imagine it." Ah Chu didn't tense at all, and laughed completely.He flattened the ball of paper again, folded it and put it in his pocket.

Ah Ci was puzzled: "Why do you keep it?"

"Frame it!" Ah Chu said earnestly, "The mystery of Ai Zhong's life experience has been revealed!"

"It's enough!"

The two of them were walking towards the corridor arguing, and when they passed by Zhong Lang's office, they suddenly heard a loud shout from inside: "Your surname is Yu! Don't play with your temper forever! Do you want me to carry you in a big sedan chair? Are you willing to go home?"

Ah Chu raised his eyebrows: "It's not stopping anymore? You're very angry!"

Ah Ci nodded: "It's okay, no one will die, it's arguing over the phone."

Over the past few years in Neibao, I have also heard some gossip about Zhong Lang.He is in his 30s and has a successful career, but he has never married.It was rumored that there was a cohabiting girlfriend who was the forensic doctor Yu Shengnan who was transferred to the city bureau a few years ago. This rumor came from the old people in the department. They seemed to have seen Yu Shengnan kissing Zhong Lang proactively in the rain.But that was a few years ago. Ah Ci had never seen this legendary female forensic doctor. When he reported to the criminal investigation, she had already been transferred away.Corey has organized trips to the suburbs these few times, and only saw Zhong Lang and his younger sister Zhong Hui participating.Occasionally, he got drunk at a dinner party, so he simply lived in the unit's dormitory and never let others take him home, so this cohabitant has never shown up.Everyone occasionally joked and asked when they could drink his wedding wine, but he laughed and confused them.

However, according to the current situation, the two are still far from entering the door of marriage - Zhong Lang handles affairs simply and neatly, known as "Tiger Inspector".He has his own way of communicating with all kinds of people, except for the one at home.When people are in a good mood, they order a large bouquet of roses to be delivered by the florist, and announce the ownership in a high-profile manner. Zhong Lang can only go to the door to sign for the "surprise" under the attention of everyone in the world; when he is in a bad mood, he does not answer the phone at all. , Breaking up with him in different ways.

Last month, when they broke up for the Nth time, Ah Cheng advised him: "Boss, if it doesn't work, just change to another one. It's not good for the heart to keep tossing around like this."

Zhong Lang's face was gloomy and he didn't speak.

Ah Cheng also persuaded: "Don't take convulsions as a personality, mental illness is also a disease, and it needs to be treated."

Zhong Lang immediately snapped: "What are you talking about! Who the hell is crazy! Why don't you cool off and stay here!"

From then on, the police officers of the internal security team generally believed that the captain was a hidden masochist.

No, the prelude to the N+1 breakup has already begun.

Ah Chu was not surprised by this.When he came to drink coffee with his younger brother, he also encountered a few scenes where the captain called and quarreled. It has to be said that the mentality of the little black rabbit is different from that of the policemen in the internal security.When everyone was worried about being burned by Zhong Lang's anger, Ah Chu seemed to have picked up a free good show, wishing to move a small stool and sit at the door of Zhong Lang's office, eating melon seeds and watching.

Ah Ci was afraid that his rabbit would touch the tiger's scales, so he hurriedly dragged his elder brother towards the elevator.

Ah Chu's cell phone rang suddenly, he took it out and took a look, then immediately turned around, covering the microphone and chatting.

Ah Ci was very dissatisfied with his brother's action - hiding it for fear of being overheard, it must be a bad thing!So he pretended to look away, but listened to their conversation with his ears up.

It seemed to be a man on the phone. After the other party said a few words, Ah Chu whispered: "I really don't have any plans for the evening, but I haven't been home for dinner for a long time. In the past? See you at Xinghe at 08:30."

Ah Ci knew that Xinghe was a bar. He went to Ronghua once before, and when he entered, he was slapped by a man. He immediately kicked him to the ground, and only later did he know that it was a gay place.

Ah Chu hung up the phone, looked at his watch, and said to Ah Ci: "Tell your team leader to get off work half an hour earlier. Let's have dinner early. I have other arrangements for the evening."

Ah Ci sullenly asked, "What kind of arrangement? Can't we push it away?"

Ah Chu nodded: "Well, I want to talk to the boss of Pujiang Bank about investment."

"Then you go directly, why don't you go home for dinner?" Ah Ci sneered, the little black rabbit's nonsense came so fast!Thought he didn't know where Xinghe was!He could barely believe it if he said he went to a bar to discuss business, but would a serious businessman go gay?

Ah Chu raised his eyebrows: "Are you jealous?"

"Oh, why am I jealous?" Ah Ci snorted coldly, and said in his heart: I hope your butt isn't pinched into eight petals when you come back at night.

Ah Chu smiled: "I don't admit to falling down! Hurry up, I'll wait for you here, go say hello to Team Bell, and let's go home together."

"Don't wait for me, I have other plans tonight." Ah Ci angrily turned around and walked to the office.

Ah Chu followed behind, teasing him: "What can you do? Hey, I love his father! My son is still waiting for you to come home for dinner!"

It just so happened that Zhong Lang came out of the office with a dark face, and was immediately stopped by Ah Chu: "Captain Zhong, I have something to tell you..."

Ah Ci rushed ahead of his elder brother and said to Zhong Lang, "Boss, let's have a drink or two after get off work."

Ah Chu frowned, and said to Ah Ci: "Who will come to see Ai Zhong Aihua?"

"Uncle Niu and Liu Ah Si! What? You are allowed to socialize every day, and I can't come out to change my breath?"

Zhong Lang was baffled by them: "Where did you two sing this?"

Ah Ci gave his elder brother a sideways glance, and said to Zhong Lang, "It's just about work and life, I want to chat with you."

It just so happened that Zhong Lang, who was currently in a half-breakup state, also needed to vent, so he agreed: "Okay! I just want to have a few drinks!"

At this moment, Ah Chu was no longer in the mood to watch a good show, and he had a premonition that tonight would be very uneventful.

……

At eight o'clock, Xinghe Bar had just opened for business, and there was no one there yet.Ah Ci and Zhong Lang sat at a table in the corner of the second floor.

Zhong Lang ordered a glass of Margarita, and casually asked Ah Ci, "Do you come here often?"

"I came here with Ronghua once before." Ah Ci drank his own Long Island iced tea, feeling a little regretful.From the terrace of the bar opposite, you can also see who Ah Chu has entered Galaxy with. Why do you have to bring Zhong Lang in for a drink?If some desperate kid came to tease Zhong Lang later, it might not be as simple as flying kicks.

"Drink it slowly, this is not real iced tea." Zhong Lang pointed to Ah Ci's cup with a smile, "You ordered the notorious wine for losing your virginity."

Ah Ci knew in his heart that Zhong Lang was right.Long Island Iced Tea is similar to the harmless lemon black tea in terms of appearance and taste, but it is made with five kinds of spirits, which is intoxicating invisible.By the time he realized it, he might have been too dizzy to move—this attribute really resembles a certain fake rabbit.Thinking of this, he retorted sharply: "I won't get drunk so easily."

"You have a bad temper! You'd better not get drunk, or those who don't know the truth will think that I poured you on purpose." Zhong Lang shook his wine glass, the blue liquid seemed very pure, and the rim of the glass was thin. The edge of the layer of salt is crystal clear like snow.Such a cocktail full of pure and holy notes, held in the hands of a tough guy like him, unexpectedly mixed and matched a kind of harmony.

Ah Ci asked, "You seem to know a lot about cocktails. Do you often go to bars?"

"I'm not really interested, but there is someone who likes this sentiment." Zhong Lang smiled helplessly, "Let's not talk about it."

Ah Ci wanted to persuade him not to torture himself, but he didn't want to follow in Ah Cheng's footsteps, so he could only express it in a tactful way: "If the two of you don't get along well, why do you insist on it?"

Zhong Lang pondered for a moment, pushed the cup towards him, and asked, "Have you ever had a Margarita? Do you want to try it?"

Ah Ci curled his lips: "If I replace the salt edge with sugar, I might consider it."

"But there will always be people who like salty ones." Zhong Lang sipped Margarita, which was the opposite of the innocent light blue appearance. The taste was pungent, salty and bitter. It must be for everyone. Sometimes hurting each other is another way to be close."

"I don't think so. It's fine, why bother to make trouble? Why bother?"

Zhong Lang tilted his head and looked at him: "Yes, why are you bothering?"

Ah Ci choked on this sentence, and had to admit that he was a bit willful today.If you don't like Ah Chu coming to be gay, just say it directly, why leave your nephews behind and come here to follow and find yourself unhappy?He smiled apologetically: "Then finish drinking this cup, then withdraw it."

Zhong Lang sighed, "I knew you didn't really want to drink and chat with me!"

Ah Ci was a little embarrassed: "Next time, when my elder brother doesn't have any social gatherings, I'll ask him to babysit and come out to have a drink with you!"

"Okay, I'll remember! Waiting for you!" Zhong Lang also smiled.

Just as he was talking, Ah Chu walked upstairs with a man in a white shirt and black vest, and the guests at the next table immediately mistook the man for a waiter, causing a misunderstanding.After the two explained, they sat in a more conspicuous position.

As soon as Ah Chu sat down, he imitated the guest just now with a smile and said to his companion, "Give me a Martini!"

The man immediately ordered wine with the waiter, tugged at the collar of his white shirt, unbuttoned his vest to distinguish himself from the waiter, and said, "Actually, it's pretty good to be a waiter. You don't need to spend money." , you can spend the night here."

"You waste it! I don't have that much free time." Ah Chu said, "Do you know how much pressure I have come out today?"

The man scooped up a glass of Tomorrow that had just been served on the table, and brought it to Ah Chu's lips: "Since it's all out, don't think about it so much. Take it easy, drink a glass and see you tomorrow!"

Ah Chu pushed the cup away, and politely declined pointingly: "This wine is too strong, I have no luck to drink it."

The man didn't care, and even said a little proudly: "Do you know why I want to find you when I'm in a bad mood?"

Ah Chu frowned and thought about it seriously, and said, "Because I'm attractive, I guarantee you a good mood!"

The man nodded: "Boss Yang is indeed very charming! But I came to you because I know that you can't do fake tricks."

Ah Chu raised his eyebrows: "So sure?"

"Of course! It's hard to find someone as dedicated as you in the circle. It's time to put you in the glass window for everyone to see."

"Thank you." Ah Chu nodded in a gentlemanly manner, "If you can change your temper, you will definitely be a good lover!"

"Is it very important to you whether I change it or not?" The man suddenly hooked Ah Chu's neck, deliberately sticking it very close.

"Of course!" Ah Chu looked at him closely, "If you continue to torment like this, my days of rest will come to an end."

Suddenly there was the sound of slapping the table vigorously from behind, and when Ah Chu turned his head, he saw the two people in the corner—the days of silence were indeed over.