Black friday

"The rose is the sad song of the rose, and it loses its joy."

"Wednesday your idea is unique."

The girl beside him turned to look at him, and Calic said nervously, "Uh, what did I say wrong?"

"No," said Wednesday, continuing to look at the rose bushes in the garden with him.

Pugsley squatted aside with his chin resting, not wanting to speak.

Calic is not talkative at all, he likes to read, and the most common thing to do is to hold a large tome and read enough in the room alone, but his parents don’t think so, they think he is taciturn and not clever Even less lively, it is the right way to drive him out to find a partner to play with.

Wednesday and Pugsley are two young friends. Calic's parents can't understand the classical Addmas couple. They suffer from Gomez's golf like the original Mr. Judge, but in the eyes of people who don't know them, Wednesday and Pugsley, except The tone is gloomy like a dead child... well, Calic admits that his parents still don't like them both.

But Calic was willing to go out and make friends with Wednesday and Pugsley, which in any case gave his parents a little sense of peace of mind.

Calic said: "Are we just squatting and looking at the flowers? I want to read a book, but my mother won't allow me to take the book out."

Wednesday said: "You can go to my house to read, Spencer also likes to read books, you seem to have a common language."

The three children walked out of the back garden of Calic's house together, and they wanted to walk to Addmas' house tens of meters away.

On the way, Calic asked who Spencer was.

Wednesday said: "Spencer is my brother's partner, TheFBIAgent, they call him Dr. Reid."

Calic said "Oh".

Wednesday added: "He will tell us about death and murder, he can also make | drugs, his chemistry is super good... I think I know why Mom wants me to promise to finish college. It turns out that college can learn so much knowledge .”

Calic said: "It's written in the book, I've read it, and I can do a little chemistry."

Wednesday glanced at him: "That's not bad, it's good to read more books."

Calic immediately said: "Very good, I can learn a lot, especially those that the teacher does not teach us in the courseware!"

Pugsley looked at the two from behind, and suddenly asked, "Can you kiss?"

Startled, Calic quickly looked at Wednesday's face and asked, "What? Pugsley, what are you talking about?"

Without frowning, Wednesday said, "Impossible, that's what Mom and Dad did."

Pugsley: "Okay."

Calic opened his mouth, opened his mouth again, and was speechless.

Wednesday and Pugsley had just arrived at the door when they saw a woman in a taupe-colored dress with a delicate and pleasant temperament——their new nanny Debbie. Full of contrived maternal smiles, but Gomez and Morticia are still having a good time talking with her on the sofa.

When Wednesday saw her, he said to the two of them, "She's pushing too hard."

Pugsley complied grudgingly.

Calic wanted to answer seriously, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw a fat figure flashing past the stairwell, and he asked, "Have any bad guys ever entered your house?"

"We're all bad guys in our family," Wednesday said.

Calic: "..."

Calic saw another shadow, and couldn't help but said, "Someone is watching us furtively."

Wednesday said: "It's not 'us', it's Debbie, that's our UncleFester, he just fell in love with Debbie at one glance. We all know he's going to be cheated to death by this woman."

"Can we play her?" Pugsley said.

Wednesday said: "It's been played, Wednesday will never admit defeat."

After finishing speaking, the two led Calic to go inside again, and Calic followed behind the elder and younger with anxiety, deeply feeling that the family of the girl he liked was mysterious and had a long history.

When the three of them walked to the study, they ran into Clement and Reid who were also there.

After Clement understood their purpose, he looked at Wednesday and Calic with great interest, and said, "Wednesday, do you want to kill him?"

Wednesday said: "No."

Clement said, "The books in here will scare him to death."

Wednesday frowned slightly: "Is it possible? What's so scary here?"

Reid laughed and said, "Calic is just a kid."

Wednesday stared at him and said, "Uncle Fester said it, it's not an excuse."

Reid shook his head with a smile, and said, "Go to our room, I brought a lot of books for you and Pugsley."

Pugsley was the rare first to jump out and said, "Like Frankenstein?"

Reid said: "Yes, you will like it."

Wednesday and Pugsley are going to take Calic to the room under the stairs to find gifts.

However, midway through Wednesday's turn, he remembered Debbie downstairs again, and asked, "Have you seen the new nanny?"

Clement said: "No, isn't the interview still going on? Reid and I have been playing in the study all morning."

Reid also said: "What's wrong with the new nanny? Don't you like it?"

Wednesday said: "So-so, but UncleFester likes her very much."

Clement said: "Is UncleFester's peach blossom coming?"

Wednesday said: "Maybe."

The three children went downstairs one by one.

Clement said to Reid: "It's not too late for Spencer to meet the new nanny at night. Remember I told you about the "Detective Poirot" used to coax Wednesday?"

Reid smiled and said, "Remember, didn't you say you couldn't find it?"

Clement said: "Not necessarily, maybe it was taken somewhere to play by Wednesday and Pugsley, I didn't ask just now."

Reid said, "Then what do you mean?"

"I remembered this, it was a birthday present from Uncle Gomez when I was nine years old." Clement took a book from the corner of the bookshelf and said, "Let me take you on a wonderful dream trip."

Reid smiled at him: "Okay, I'll wait and see."

After Calic walked out of the study, he looked back, and then turned his gaze away and whispered to Wednesday: "Wednesday, I think Dr. Reid is very good, but that's it, I still prefer talking to you."

"Even if we are both Bookworm (extremely fond of books) and equally nerd (lack of social skills), I still prefer to communicate with you... from the bottom of my heart."

Wednesday looked back at him blankly: "Do you want to rob someone from Bigcousin?"

Pugsley: "Pfft."

Calic: "Shouldn't the focus be on the back..." Is this confession too subtle?

Anyway, Wednesday's obliviousness to this made Calic quiet too, and he didn't try to talk to Wednesday again.

Clement's room continued his usual preference. The spider patterns that can be seen everywhere are the core of the interior design. Pugsley rushed to the desk to look through the stacked books. Calic also looked at the decorations and more paintings and painting equipment, said: "You Wednesday your brother is an artist? Looks super cool."

Wednesday said: "He's a painter!"

Wednesday remembered that Bigcousin used to stuff the sketch paper into the drawer of the desk, and wanted to show it to Calic, but when she opened the drawer, the first thing she saw was some printing paper.

Wednesday picked up the paper, and Calic said, "What's this?"

"It's Spencer's work file," said Wednesday.

As Wednesday said, he stared intently at the image on the printing paper. There was a large head of the victim on it. It was a bald head—the point—a bald head somewhat similar to Uncle Fester.

"The bloodiest headless case in the United States, her aliases Ursula, Carmen and Nadine... murdered her husband. The police code-named her 'Black Widow', she killed her husband after sex, and the murder crowd was rich men , rich single men, earn their trust and love, then marry him, kill them in the bridal chamber night, and arrange for accidental death."

"After the burial, she absconded with all the money and spent all her money to find the target again..." Wednesday looked at the words on it, and something flashed in her mind. She subconsciously flipped through the pages behind, and then, saw There were a few big headshots of women—a stylish chick with black curly hair, and a cute sweetie, who were undeniably one and…

Wednesday said: "She is Debbie! She has her eyes on Uncle Fester, bald, rich, lonely man, unloved, miserable, sympathetic... Debbie has his eyes on him!"

Pugsley and Calic also gathered around and said, "What's going on?"

Wednesday lowered his voice, and said in a sinister manner: "Debbie is a wanted criminal. She wants to kill UncleFester and then wantonly take his money. So we have to protect UncleFester and expose Debbie's true colors!"

"Are we going to tell the family?" Pugsley said.

Calic said, "Stop Debbie and call the police?"

Wednesday made a decision: "Tell Bigcousin and Spencer first!"

The three of them hurried through the side of the lobby again, and ran up the stairs.

Debbie also laughed with Morticia a few times: "Your children are so energetic." It was so noisy that people wanted to break their little arms and legs.

The three rushed into the study, but they didn't see Clement and Reid. Wednesday walked a few steps in the study. She observed the surrounding environment, and then noticed an open book.

"Murder on the Orient Express": Murder on the Orient Express.

Wednesday said seriously: "Bigcousin and Spencer went in."

Pugsley said: "They have to finish the book in there before they can come out."

Calic looked blank: "What? Where did they go?"

Wednesday said: "In the book."

Wednesday brought the two together and listened to her order: "Listen, Uncle Fester got tricked by Debbie, Parents obviously like her, and Little Pubert..." Wednesday smiled, and Calic felt inexplicably creepy.

"He's just a Littlebaby, too," Wednesday said.

"It's just us now," Pugsley said.

"What can the three of us do? Call the police," Calic said.

"Spencer is the cop," Wednesday said. "We have to trap Debbie until they both come out of the book, and we can't let her get away."

……

"Hi ma'am, can you do me a favor?" Calic was entrusted with the task of baiting by Wednesday, and he walked up to Debbie, talking to her with a forced smile.

Debbie smiled sweetly and said, "Okay little sir, is there anything you can do for me?"

Calic said: "It's like this, Wednesday and Pugsley had a lot of fun in the torture room, Pugsley stuck himself in the electric chair and couldn't get out, we can't tell the adults, we will be scolded... can you help us ?”

Debbie said, "Torture chamber? Electric chair?"

Calic's forehead was dripping with sweat, he wiped it with his hand, and said, "Yes, I'm very anxious."

Debbie said: "I like it." She smiled weirdly, and then talked to Thing on the cradle: "Next, please take care of the baby first, I am going to be the savior of the children."

Thing moved: OK.

Debbie and Calic went to the torture room together. Wednesday and Pugsley brought out several other electric chairs to make the performance realistic and convenient for follow-up.

So, when Debbie and Calic arrive, they see both Wednesday and Pugsley in the electric chair.

"This is different from what was agreed." Calic thought, thinking that Wednesday had tied himself up by mistake, so he ran to Wednesday to untie her.

Wednesday whispered, "Is the door closed?"

Calic said, "It's off, she's off."

Wednesday said: "That's good."

Wednesday and Pugsley were quickly rescued from the electric chair by Debbie and Calic, with Debbie circling the chair saying: "It looks delicate and powerful."

"And it's very old and expensive," Wednesday said.

Debbie showed a big blinding smile and said, "It's too dangerous, children better keep it away."

Wednesday said: "So you want to try? You're an adult."

Debbie regretted: "Yeah, but I'm still in a hurry to take care of Pubert."

She said, going to the door.

Wednesday, however, stood together with Pugsley and Calic and said, "Should I take care of Pubert or seduce UncleFester, Black Widow?"

Debbie paused: "What are you doing? Girl."

She turned around and looked at the three children with a smile.

Wednesday said: "You are a wanted criminal. You have killed many single rich people. The police can't catch you. You have been at large for many years and enjoy their large inheritance and money."

Debbie's smile remained unchanged, but she gradually approached them, "That's very interesting. Is this a new theme? A school rehearsal? Is your theme tracking suspects?"

Wednesday, Pugsley, and Calic also stepped back step by step.

"Don't play dumb, we all know that," Wednesday said.

Debbie laughed: "Did you all know or just the three of you?"

In fact, she already had the answer in her heart, otherwise, these three children would not be the only ones waiting for her here.

Debbie said, "Don't struggle kids, I'm a grown-up."

Calic picked up a stick - an old broom, and said to her, "There are three of us!"

He asked Wednesday again in a low voice: "What should we do next? The three of us are not enough."

"There's nothing to be afraid of," Wednesday said.

"Pugsley!" she yelled.

Pugsley dragged a "Stop" warning sign from behind and threw it in front of Debbie. In an instant, the sound of brakes resounded throughout the torture room.

Debbie was also frightened and stopped in her tracks.

Wednesday flicked on the lights in the torture room, and the torture room went dark. Wednesday and Pugsley can move freely in it, Wednesday holds Calic's hand, and Pugsley also pulls out their prepared weapons.

Wednesday gave instructions to Calic, and Calic took the two wire ends she gave and stood still.

Debbie said, "Kids? Stop playing and turn on the lights."

In the dark torture room, her voice was hoarse and shrill.

Calic swallowed.

Wednesday and Pugsley each took a wire and turned around. They followed the debris and the electric chair in the torture room, and wrapped Debbie's place into a cage.

But that's not enough, the gap is too big, and Debbie can get out whenever she can see it, and feel her way out even if she can't see her.

Wednesday and Pugsley stood with Calic again, and Wednesday pulled the thread from Calic's hand and tied it to an iron frame.

"I'm going to pull the switch," Pugsley said.

Wednesday said, "I'll turn on the light."

The two whispered in Calic's ears, and he tried his best to do his own thing, and he was still wondering where Debbie's voice was, and the volume that was suddenly far away, near, loud, and small made him a little confused.

Still, just think of Debbie herself as a murderer. Calic decided that no matter what happened after the lights were turned on, he would stand in front of Wednesday and be a qualified man.

pat.

Wednesday flipped the switch.

There were blue and white flashes of lightning at the same time, and they formed a rough cage in the torture chamber, and Debbie was trapped in it.

Debbie was furious: "I don't like to use guns, electric chairs or guns! Why do you have to force me to do this?!" She pulled out a gun from her bag, pointed at Wednesday and said: "But you are just disobedient , I will always use this to convince you!"

"You did it first," said Wednesday.

Debbie yelled, "Did I do it to you? I want to do it to that bald guy! You nasty kid!"

Wednesday was unimpressed: "That's our Uncle."

Debbie said: "Uncle? OhFuck! I even killed my Parents and husband, still care about your Uncle?"

Calic said, "My God!"

Wednesday said: "What did they do? What did UncleFester do?"

Debbie screamed: "I grew up loving dancing Barbies but what did they give me? My birthday, tenth birthday and they gave me a Malibu Barbie! LOL!"

"It was a nightmare," Wednesday said.

Debbie said coldly: "That's not what I thought, I'm a ballerina, beautiful and graceful, so they have to go."

Calic asks, "What about your husband?" His hair is disheveled, as messy as his own heart: it's too weird.

Debbie said: "My first husband, a heart surgeon, was busy transplanting hearts every day."

Calic asked, "What do you want?"

Debbie said, "'Debbie, sorry, not coming home for dinner.'"

"The Pope has caught a cold."

"A hatchet set me free."

Debbie said: "My second husband was a senator."

"He loves his state, he loves his country."

Calic looked at Wednesday, and suddenly felt a little empathy: "What about Debbie?"

Debbie shook her hand with the gun, and she fell in love: "'Debbie, sorry, we have to lead by example and not buy luxury cars this year.'"

The door of the torture room was slammed open, Fester stood there, he said: "I can satisfy you with all these!"

Fester said: "As long as you love me!"

Debbie sneered, "Come on!"

She mocked everyone in this grid cage: "Look at you, you also want to give me Malibu Barbie, who cares? I, Debbie, only want money, luxury cars, gold and silver, diamonds... I don't deserve it? "

"Of course you can," Fester said.

Calic said, "But you shouldn't kill people."

Debbie said: "Don't they deserve to die? They can't satisfy Debbie, poor poor Debbie, she can't get anything."

Debbie let out a low sob, Fester was moved by her, and he went forward, wanting to hug Debbie in the cage.

Inadvertently, Fester kicked into the shelf that Wednesday and Pugsley moved to the door as a medium.

The shelf fell down, the wires slid down, and all the electric chairs were unintentionally thrown on Debbie, who was still screaming, "Why don't you give me what I want—"

"Poor Debbie," Calic said.

"She's going to get nothing now," Wednesday said.

Pugsley said, "Yeah."

Fester fell to the ground and cried, "Debbie!"

……

"Don't be sad, Fester." Morticia, who arrived later, leaned on Gomez's shoulder and comforted: "We can welcome Debbie to the backyard."

Gomez also said: "She will watch your Fester from the moon."

Pugsley patted Uncle Fester's generous back.

Wednesday clasped his hands together and said reverently, "Rose is the elegy of Rose, and the moon is the eternal moon."

Calic: "..."

Calic sighed, for Debbie, and for himself.

The author has something to say:

Debbie, who died at the end of the second part, was... I was so ruthless.

The moon is a setting in the Adams musical, and Fester often looks up at the moon to remember his late wife Debbie.

>Although 8K is mentioned, the other 1K is in the next chapter. I have to go out for dinner tonight, so I probably won’t be able to finish the next chapter tonight.

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