The Utopia of the Wastewood Prince

"What's the matter with you?!"

Li Jiaoyang was furious, wishing he could pluck Shen Yi's hair.He thought that Shen Yi would be more or less intelligent, but he didn't expect that after one night, Shen Yi could make things irreparable.

Users who are not afraid of death began to reverse the version in the community, Shen Yi was dragged upstairs by Li Jiaoyang to criticize, the development team didn't care about the matter, leaving Hu Yunfang alone downstairs to watch, the scene was difficult to control for a while.

"Otherwise? How to deal with it?" Shen Yi said, "Tell them to ride on my head and curse the street?"

Li Jiaoyang said: "Then you didn't scold them?"

"No." Shen Yi raised his finger, "I swear with my life, no."

Li Jiaoyang had no choice but to say: "This group of users likes to do something when the crowd is in full swing. Now that you provoke them, they will go around talking about this and that in our cute circle. Can you control the mouths of elementary school students? We How can such a small start-up company resist this?"

Shen Yi said: "You think it's too complicated. They only go to QQ Zone, QQ Interest Group, and Baidu Tieba to gossip. They probably can't touch the Weibo Zhihu official account that can really affect you. .”

"Do you think they are mentally retarded?!"

"Actually, I do think so."

Li Jiaoyang wanted to grab the ground with his head. He didn't know what Shen Yi had experienced in these years. Just based on his impression of Shen Yi back then, Shen Yi definitely couldn't change from a good-looking boy to a flickering personality. No matter what it is, it doesn't matter whether it is 21 or whether the earth will be exploded by him.

He learned the word Secondary School from Shen Yi, who had an inappropriate understanding of puberty in the second year of junior high school, so Shen Yi's age is a bit unreasonable.

"Don't scold users!" Li Jiaoyang slapped the table emphatically.He took a deep breath, feeling that the quarrel with Shen Yi would not lead to any results, "Do you want to log in to the administrator account, and leave this matter to me."

Shen Yi asked: "What do you want to do?"

"I didn't think about it." Li Jiaoyang said, "Let's cool down first, and see what they can do and what they want to say. No one should talk recently."

"Where's Xi Jiujiu? Didn't the heroine of this big show look for you?"

"No, didn't you delete all her accounts?" Li Jiaoyang asked, "You want to retaliate? Shen Yi, let me tell you, she's just a freshman."

Shen Yi glanced at him, unable to tell what was in his eyes, and left silently.

Because Shen Yi stopped going up to fight the fire, the war in the community died down after three days.But it is impossible for such a big incident to have no impact. Many people at the center of the incident looked dejected, saying that their favorite Mengmeng had been taken over by bad guys, and they wanted to leave.Children are most afraid of incitement, and the daily work these days has been extremely low, and the community is almost empty.

"Let them go!" Shen Yi growled, "Can't I get new users?!"

Li Jiaoyang patted him: "Write your review!"

Shen Yi shouted: "You also jump on my head??"

"Do you know what it means for Zhuge Liang to kill Ma Su with tears?" Li Jiaoyang said, "This matter must have a result. I can only temporarily remove your administrator, and then release a large number of accounts you blocked. Come out. Brother, let's not do this in the future, okay..."

Shen Yi said with a dark face, "Stop talking to me."

Li Jiaoyang knew that Shen Yi, who was arrogant and arrogant, must be upset when he forced him to write an apology letter here.Strictly speaking, what Shen Yi did was right, he just wanted to let those naive little users know right from wrong, but his methods are too tough, kids are not afraid of you being reasonable, but afraid of you making them feel that you are bullying people.

You have to coax, you have to lie, you have to be sincere.

They fought each other for a long time. It was originally a trivial matter of drawing pictures, but it deviated from the point and became a confrontation between the official and the users.This incident made the always calm cute circle seem to have experienced a major earthquake. Shen Yi is also a master who doesn't want to get in. Li Jiaoyang has no choice but to soften up and speak nicely to Shen Yi.

"We've finished posting this, how about I treat you to something delicious tonight?" Li Jiaoyang snorted at Shen Yi's hair, "Calm down too, don't be like a child, when the limelight passes, you, Hu Hansan, will come back soon? "

"Shut up." Shen Yi said, "Don't touch my hair!"

Li Jiaoyang insisted on touching: "You are not a woman, what's wrong with touching? I even treated you to dinner!"

"Master!" Hu Yunfang shouted, "Have you finished writing it? Can the announcement be sent?"

"Ang!" Li Jiaoyang said, "You post it."

The user's version deletion incident ended with Li Jiaoyang's official announcement.The announcement clearly explained the cause of the incident and punished the participants of the incident.Among them, V5 was suspended from work and fined wages due to excessive handling behavior, and all banned users were unblocked, including Xi Jiujiu.

When the masses saw this announcement, they rushed to tell each other and celebrate, as if the messenger of justice had finally appeared, and the people at the bottom who were struggling in dire straits finally saw the bright moon, and unilaterally declared the victory of the jihad!

The crisis came and went quickly, it was impossible not to cause harm, Li Jiaoyang just wanted to wait for time to cool down.He got off work on time at night, pulled Shen Yi and walked out, but Shen Yi resisted a little.

"What are you doing?" he asked sullenly.

It gets dark very early in winter, and Li Jiaoyang felt that Shen Yi's face was darker than the sky outside. "Didn't I agree to treat you to dinner tonight?" He said with a smile, "Did you forget?"

"I don't want to go." Shen Yi spoke coldly, he seemed to be in a low mood all day, Li Jiaoyang didn't know if it was related to that announcement.He thought, at least Shen Yi is a talented student who has seen the world, the number one talent in the scholarly family, and it is normal to be upset in this small place and besieged by elementary school students.He had indeed yelled at Shen Yi before because he got angry, but didn't he just submissively treat Shen Yi to dinner and let him go down the steps?

There is still a long way to go in the future, and if something happens if the guarantee is not complete, it should be regarded as a running-in.

"Don't mind!" Li Jiaoyang immediately took Shen Yi's arm, "Didn't you agree to me? I know you are not happy, how about we drink two cups and sleep after drinking too much, then everything will be fine." there is none left."

"Don't go!"

"Oh! Brother Birdie!"

……

The small restaurant was bustling and bustling, and the proprietress was busy greeting the guests. It was a scene of thriving business.There were two young men sitting in the corner, one with white hair dyed, wearing a black hoodie, very similar to the idol boy group in Korea.The other one is evil, with long black hair falling on a black silk shirt, and the temperament and style of gestures are incompatible with this small restaurant.

Shen Yi, who was supposed to be set by your son, pressed the wine glass on the table with a "bang", and some of the wine inside spilled out.He raised his hand, put his index finger and middle finger together, and quickly poked it out against one side of his nose. He didn't know who he was referring to, and said fiercely, "I've been thinking about it for two days, and I finally know where I went wrong. .”

"Ah?" Li Jiaoyang wondered if he drank too much, thinking that you insisted that you were right?He asked Shen Yi seriously: "What's wrong?"

Shen Yi said to himself: "I grew up so big, and I went to top classes in prestigious schools along the way. I was surrounded by elites and not a single idiot. So I always feel that what I say can be understood by others. There are five steps in the answer. We can know the answer to the fifth step by looking at the first step. Everyone around me is like this. But the vast majority of idiots in this world have to write the problem-solving process step by step, and there is one less They don’t even understand what the punctuation marks mean. Where do you think I’m wrong? I’m trying to reason with idiots, but am I not asking for my own death?”

Li Jiaoyang said dumbfoundedly: "They just don't understand, they are still different from the idiots in society..."

"It's all the same to me." Shen Yi raised his neck and gulped it down, his eyes turned red.He is used to staying in a high-end ivory tower. In his world, everyone is smart and quick-witted, has a rich life and high-style taste, and no one will ask idiot questions because they will be ridiculed.But when he came to this truly low-level Internet circle that could be entered without any screening, he used his usual thinking to work, and he would create bloody incidents that would shatter heaven and earth.

He didn't understand at first, but fortunately he has good learning ability and excellent logical thinking, he found that the problem was in himself, and his safety zone had disappeared.

"Then I'm an idiot too." Li Jiaoyang continued Shen Yi's words, "You say your world is full of elites, then I may be one of the idiots you ignore." When Li Jiaoyang was in high school, his father relied on his relationship Getting Li Jiaoyang into the top class, those three years were a purgatory life for Li Jiaoyang, and attending classes was like listening to heavenly scriptures.Because of his poor grades, the teacher asked him to be the same deskmate as No.1 in the class, and that person was Shen Yi.

"You..." Shen Yi thought for a while, and said seriously, "You are indeed the first idiot I've ever met."

"Oh!" Li Jiaoyang quit, "Why did you just say it? Can't you put it in a better way?"

Shen Yi smiled, this was the first time he laughed today.

Li Jiaoyang said: "Let's learn a lot of wisdom, the world of mortals is very scary! This time is... the fall of Master V5 and the rise of Shen Xiaoniao!"

Shen Yi roared: "Don't call me Shen Xiaoniao!"

"I used to call it that way when I was a child, why is it not allowed to call it now?"

"Don't mention your childhood!"

"Alright then." Li Jiaoyang said bluntly, "Then I'll call you Shen Daniao."

Shen Yi said helplessly: "...I beg you to shut up."

Li Jiaoyang laughed so hard that he was about to cry.Smiling and laughing, he looked at Shen Yi through the tears, as if staring at him, and suddenly said to Shen Yi: "Do you have pierced ears?"

"No." Shen Yi said, "You read it wrong."

"That's it!" Li Jiaoyang said with certainty and certainty, "It's the pierced ears!" His surprised expression seemed to be followed by "I'm going to sue the teacher!".

"No!" Shen Yi emphasized, "It's a mole!"

Li Jiaoyang said: "Can a mole grow on one side? Can it be so symmetrical?"

"Why not?" Shen Yi said, "If you haven't seen it, then you can pretend it doesn't exist?"

Li Jiaoyang squinted his eyes again, and seeing Shen Yi's upright expression, he was a little self-doubting, so he said dubiously, "Oh, that's fine." It's like a lack of muscle.When I was in school, when I bought lipstick for my little girlfriend, I only bought rose red, which my mother would never use.His failure experience with this girlfriend did not make him regain some ground with the next girlfriend. He just bought a gift for the first time in a relationship, and discussed it with his good buddies very carefully for a long time. Decided to give someone the latest Xiaomi bracelet.The reason is very simple, because he saw an old one on someone's wrist.

When his sister found out about this, she almost smashed her brother's dog's head, and told him to buy clothes, perfume, cosmetics, bags, flowers, whatever, just give up his millet bracelet!

Li Jiaoyang went to the shopping mall by himself again, and saw a very expensive pearl necklace in a jewelry store. The pearl in the middle was the size of a pigeon egg.He happily sent photos to his sister, who almost got a heart attack from his anger.

In the end, it was my elder sister who personally dragged Li Jiaoyang to buy a Tiffany necklace, and this matter was over.

Therefore, if someone with clumsy eyes like Li Jiaoyang, Shen Yi said it was a mole, then it was a mole.

"I feel like I'm not suitable for this job." Shen Yi said in a rambling manner.

"What's wrong?" Li Jiaoyang said, "Suddenly doubt yourself?"

Shen Yi said: "You think I understand Two-dimensional so you brought me here, but I think your community ecology is far from Two-dimensional, and I don't know what it is. I am used to being smart People have dealt with each other, let me downgrade back, I don't know when I will be able to adapt..."

Li Jiaoyang said: "Don't be discouraged, you are so smart, you must learn everything quickly. You said that the cute circle is not enough Two-dimensional, so what do you think Two-dimensional is?"

Shen Yi was stumped by this question, as if he didn't know these three words at once. What is Two-dimensional?Shen Yi can't think of an answer, maybe it's the one he chases every day, maybe it's the fight he had with someone in S1, or maybe it's the many point cards he consumed while playing the game... It's hard to describe in words A state, so what is it?

Finally, he spoke and gave what he thought was the answer.

"Spiritual sanctuary."

Li Jiaoyang's facial features were wrinkled together, as if he was trying to chew the five words, but he still couldn't understand.

"It's not important." Shen Yi said, "It's hard for a few of us to do things well. I think we need to recruit people."

Li Jiaoyang said: "Do you think I don't want to recruit people? It's too difficult. I racked my brains and thought of you. My God, don't you two-dimensional come out to find a job? Where are they! It’s really not optimistic about recruiting people and finding jobs.”

"Don't worry." Shen Yi said with a smile, "I have my own way."