The Utopia of the Wastewood Prince

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At six o'clock in the evening, Li Jiaoyang and his "girlfriend" Shen Yi showed up at his door on time.

"Why are you standing there?" Shen Yi touched Li Jiaoyang's arm, "Let's go."

"I'm very nervous all of a sudden." Li Jiaoyang began to mutter, "Does it have to be like this... I really want to escape from reality."

Shen Yi said: "You ask me, who do I ask? Didn't you ask me to come here? If you think it's not good, then I can still catch up with takeaway at night when I go home now."

"Don't, don't, don't." Li Jiaoyang was afraid that Shen Yi would run away on the spot, so he rang his doorbell with his arms around Shen Yi.Shen Yi was not used to being so close to Li Jiaoyang, so he made a little awkwardly.But Li Jiaoyang grabbed Shen Yi's waist and said, "Don't move, it looks more natural, otherwise it's like we don't know each other, and my mother must start asking questions again."

Just when the two were entangled, the door opened.

At this time, the whole family was present, and Pang Wen saw that her silly son had really brought the girl here, and she couldn't tell how happy she was. Yi was a little overwhelmed, so he could only sit on the sofa very cautiously and accept the enthusiastic torture from the Li family.

What is the last name, how old is this year, where does she go to school, where does she work, where is her family, what do her parents do... Pang Wen asked these questions that parents care about all at once.Shen Yi didn't confront Li Jiaoyang with this line, he could only look at Li Jiaoyang.Li Jiaoyang didn't make up a good persona for this beautiful woman, just as she was thinking about it, she heard Li Chenxing say, "Why do I think this lady looks familiar, have we met before?"

Although Li Mingyue met Li Jiaoyang taking Shen Yi to the shopping mall last time, but that time she saw it from a distance, and today was the first time seeing her in person, and echoed, "I feel the same way."

Pang Wen said: "It must look like a star!" She took Shen Yi's hand and said with a smile, "Our girl is so beautiful!"

Shen Yi sat upright, letting Ms. Pang Wen ravage her, not even daring to move.

Of course I dare not speak.

"Actually, she is Shen Yi's cousin." Li Jiaoyang hurriedly patched up the doubts of his elder brother and sister, "Not long after I returned to China, I met her through Shen Yi. Don't keep asking questions. , She has a cold and her voice is bad..." In order to restore the real scene, while talking, he stretched out his hand to wrap Shen Yi's shoulder, expressing that they were really in love.

Shen Yi had no choice but to nod.

"Mom, I'm hungry." Li Jiaoyang changed the subject, "Eat?"

"Eat, eat, eat." Pang Wen stood up, "Hurry up and eat."

Li Ruili was the head of the family, and Pang Wen was wandering around Shen Yi like a butterfly. He could only keep serious, but he seemed satisfied with Li Jiaoyang's girlfriend, and specially opened a bottle of good wine to entertain him at night.

Their family is very lively, and there is never a shortage of topics to talk about at the dinner table, but they are all accommodating to Shen Yi, especially Li Jiaoyang, who is simply frighteningly attentive. When he was about to come to the fore, Li Jiaoyang would just say, "Eat more", as if he was feeding pigs.

Li Mingyue was so hot by her stupid brother's behavior that she couldn't see it, so she wanted to chat with Shen Yi to ease the atmosphere.Girls can never go wrong talking about cosmetics and weight loss together.Li Mingyue told Shen Yi that your dress is so pretty, Shen Yi nodded and said that Li Jiaoyang bought it for her.Then Li Mingyue gave a very exaggerated "Ouch, hello" and looked at Li Jiaoyang very embarrassedly, as if to say that your boy has finally passed the aesthetic line.

Little did they know what kind of drama Li Jiaoyang went through the day he delivered the dress to Shen Yi. If he really knew, he wouldn't be able to eat the meal.

Li Mingyue chatted with Shen Yi about cosmetics again, praising her sister not only for her beauty, but also for her good makeup. Now they talked about eye shadow brand and lipstick number. Pang Wen, a beautiful old girl, also chatted a few words. The conversation was so intense that no one understood what it meant.

Shen Yi really didn't want to talk about this, he just wanted to shut down the mic and go offline.

But the show has to be pretended, it's all here, can't you stand on the last post?

He was a little dazed, as if he had withdrawn from this lively scene.He thought, it would be great if he could sit here as "Shen Yi".Accepted by Li Jiaoyang's family - this may be ten thousand times more difficult than being accepted by Li Jiaoyang. In front of the barriers of the family, personal wishes seem to be very insignificant, because people are always emotional animals, but the collection of family no.There are all kinds of people in it, judging a person waiting to be accepted with all kinds of eyes.

Shen Yi was in such an environment. Li Jiaoyang's family liked her and tried their best to show him the beauty and tolerance of this family. Even Li Jiaoyang sat with him very closely and asked him if he wanted to eat this That, whether thirsty or tired, is a perfect 24-year-old boyfriend.Li Jiaoyang's mother was even more powerful, and solemnly gave him a jade bracelet as a gift, no matter how much he didn't understand jade, he could deduce that the price was expensive just by looking at the warm luster and color.

It's a pity that he was wearing a skirt and delicate makeup, and he didn't say a word. Everyone regarded him as Li Jiaoyang's "girlfriend".And all of this is for this "girlfriend", this jade bracelet is also for the future daughter-in-law, not for Shen Yi.

What if it was Shen Yi himself?Might be thrown out right away.

He didn't dare to think about it, it was too realistic, which caused him to have many pessimistic emotions, and he couldn't even eat a meal.

Li Jiaoyang was also tired, the waiters in the waiting bureau were busy with their homes, and they were afraid that something would go wrong and the car would overturn. If this was discovered, he would never want to go back to this house again.In the middle of the meal, he began to think about how to get out of his body after the meal. Maybe today is his lucky day. He came to whatever he wanted, and the screen of the mobile phone on the table flickered. There was a message from his friends.

The content is also very simple, without asking where he is and what he is doing, just ask him to go out to drink and play disco.

In normal times, Li Jiaoyang would definitely have to hesitate considering his own situation, but today was a special situation, so he immediately asked the other party's address and said he would be there in a while.After the meal, regardless of how many times his wife winked at him, he pulled Shen Yi and walked out.Ms. Pang Wen tried to stop me for a long time, and finally Li Jiaoyang said: "Mom, you said that we spent the weekend with great difficulty, and you have explained everything to you? Can you give us young people a little bit of freedom?"

"Oh boy, are you capable?" Pang Wen tapped Li Jiaoyang's head, pulled him aside and whispered, "Let me tell you, you should pay attention, you know that a gentleman's passion ends with politeness, do you know? Get along well, and don't make anything difficult for me!"

"Mom! Where do you want to go?" Li Jiaoyang was speechless, could it be possible that he could still play hooliganism to Shen Yi?He wanted to cry without tears and said: "Don't worry about me anymore, I have a sense of proportion! You see, my business is over. My brother is so busy all day long, so you should let him go home and sleep quickly. If you have my sister, you should pay more attention to it, you don’t even have a boyfriend at any age, tsk tsk..."

Hearing this Pang Wen gave her a headache, so she couldn't concentrate on Li Jiaoyang: "Come on, let's go!"

Li Jiaoyang pulled Shen Yi and left the gate as if fleeing from a disaster. The two stood outside breathing the free air. After a long time, Li Jiaoyang looked up from the phone and said to Shen Yi, "Didn't I scare you?"

"No." Shen Yi was finally able to speak normally, "Your family is very enthusiastic."

"Hey, there are three single dogs in our generation. It's hard to avoid a newcomer at home." Li Jiaoyang explained, "It's just a little too enthusiastic, don't mind too much. Today... Thank you so much."

"It's nothing." Shen Yi took off the bracelet from his wrist and handed it to Li Jiaoyang, "Give it back to you."

"Why give it back to me?" Li Jiaoyang pushed back, "You can take it if you give it to you."

"It's for your girlfriend." Shen Yi said with a smile, "Where is it for me?"

"It's okay, it's not a family heirloom, you can take it." Li Jiaoyang said, "Even if I bring ten girls back, Ms. Pang Wen can prepare ten gifts. She is just like this, with a character that says the wind is the rain."

Shen Yi asked: "You used to bring your girlfriend home like this?"

"How can it be? How could you bring your love home when you went to school?" Li Jiaoyang said seriously, "You are the first." He was slightly joking, as if he was playing tricks on Shen Yi, which was harmless.

Shen Yi looked at Li Jiaoyang indifferently.

"I'll take you home?" Li Jiaoyang said, "It just so happens that I'm going to renew the business."

"Continue what?"

"My friend asked me to go out for a drink." Li Jiaoyang said, "Actually, I don't really want to go, hey, maybe I'm getting old, and I can't dance disco anymore, so I'll bring a glass of whiskey and goji berry, and casually hang out on the dance floor. Shake Lishe twice." Ever since they left a lot of legends about Christmas last year, Li Jiaoyang rarely went out to play, that time really hurt him badly.

Isn't it to escape family responsibilities today?

"How about..." Li Jiaoyang swept Shen Yi up and down, and suddenly said, "How about you come with me?"

Shen Yi was inexplicable: "Why should I go with you? I don't know how to socialize."

"Anyway, you're dressed like this today, so don't waste resources!" Li Jiaoyang said, "If someone comes with me, I can leave the stage early, or I might die if I keep tossing around until midnight."

"..."

"Let's go." Li Jiaoyang couldn't help but drag Shen Yi into the car, but Shen Yi didn't bother to talk to him.

In fact, Li Jiaoyang was a bit vain, and every time he went to the banquet alone, he was a little lonely. This time, Shen Yi happened to be present, so he wanted to take Shen Yi with him.Not because of anything else, but simply because Shen Yi looks so pretty, it's really a tall thing for a man to take such a beautiful woman out.

If you put Shen Yi there, wouldn't you still be envious of his group of drinking and meat friends?

It's simply a highlight moment!

Li Jiaoyang's small calculations were tinkling in his heart, and he was almost having fun secretly, and he couldn't hide it from Shen Yi at all.It's just that no matter how you look at it today, it's the beginning of a weird drama, and it's been played until now. Shen Yi doesn't mind adding another drama.

Still the same sentence, after all, it has come.

Since getting out of the car and entering the store, the two of them have attracted enough attention, but most of them were looking at Shen Yi.Tall beauties are loved by everyone.Even if there is a companion by his side, there are playboys whistling at him.If Li Jiaoyang could bear this, he would be very unmanly, and immediately flew over with his arms around his waist, swearing ownership.

Shen Yi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he thought that Li Jiaoyang was quite involved in the play, acting as if he was real.

The group of friends reserved a booth, and when they saw Li Jiaoyang coming over with a girl in his arms, they made a fuss. Li Jiaoyang yelled at the top of his voice amidst the loud music: "Shut down the mics! Show me some respect!" !"

When everyone saw this, they all knew in their hearts that this was brought out by the empress of the palace to show off.So the teasing was just teasing, and they wouldn't say anything particularly outrageous, let alone provoke Shen Yi.Shen Yi didn't know them well, so he could only watch in silence as a group of people waited to drink too much and brag, which made his brain ache.

Li Jiaoyang's friends don't molest him, it doesn't mean others won't.More than half of places like nightclubs come to hunt for sex, and their booths are full of men, and they can't stop others from giving Shen Yi wine, and inviting beautiful women to dance.

Li Jiaoyang was puzzled, and said, "Are these men blinded by sperm?"

"What, are you unhappy?" Shen Yi leaned into Li Jiaoyang's ear and said, "Isn't this the 'face' you like?"

"But it's really annoying!" Li Jiaoyang said, "You are so charming, I knew I wouldn't bring you here. How about I take you to dance?"

"No, I'm going to the bathroom." Shen Yi recalled the night when Christmas disappeared, he didn't want to wake up the next day and find that the clothes were not his own.

Li Jiaoyang let him go without thinking, and Shen Yi squeezed through the crowd all the way to the men's toilet, and walked in without thinking.When he lifted up his skirt, he realized that standing next to him was a certain man who had just asked him to dance, and the other party also realized that something seemed wrong around him, and when he turned his head to look at Shen Yi, his face turned pale instantly.

Shen Yi was unmoved, and smiled at him, lowered his eyes, and whistled.

The man was so frightened that he sobered up, put on his pants and ran outside immediately.Shen Yi watched the man run away, and found it very interesting and funny.He actually laughed out loud, mischief is always fun.

Shen Yi didn't tell Li Jiaoyang about this episode after he went back. They played for a while. Drag out of the nightclub.

He is a road idiot, he doesn't even have a driver's license, Li Jiaoyang groaned against him, his whole body reeked of alcohol, so don't count on it.So Shen Yi helped Li Jiaoyang wait for the substitute driver on the side of the road, and after a lot of tossing, the two finally arrived home.

Of course he went back to Shen Yi's house.

Seeing Li Jiaoyang's virtue, Shen Yi knew that this would be the end of the night. He threw Li Jiaoyang onto his bed, but he didn't expect Li Jiaoyang to drag him, and even himself jumped on him, his nose hurt.

"Little bird." Li Jiaoyang was confused and couldn't tell the situation clearly, so he knew to touch the other person to confirm his existence, "You...just watch it today."

"En." Shen Yi replied, got up and undressed Li Jiaoyang, so that he could sleep more peacefully.

"Big sister, don't take off my clothes." Li Jiaoyang started talking nonsense, the ghost knew what drama was going on in his mind, "Too, too fast..." He desperately grabbed the hem of his clothes so that Shen Yi would not pull it away , seems very principled.

Shen Yi's face was full of black lines, and he really wanted to curse.He kept reassuring himself, don't be serious with drunks, murdering is breaking the law.

Li Jiaoyang acted by himself for a while, maybe because he was sleepy, he lay flat on the bed and did not move, only the corners of his mouth were still squirming, making a slight sound, as if he was saying "little bird", and he couldn't hear what was behind him .

Shen Yi sat on the side of the bed and let out a long sigh. Li Jiaoyang should be asleep at this moment, and he will only be good when he is asleep.Shen Yi stretched out his hand to straighten Li Jiaoyang's hair, just like what he had done countless times after Li Jiaoyang fell asleep.

He began to think, why isn't he a woman?He tried to find a way out, but after trying, he could only sadly find that he couldn't get out.Li Jiaoyang hangs around under his nose every day, trusts him without reservation, and tells him something that makes people think... He asked himself, in fact, he was really reluctant to come out.

Shen Yi slowly raised his hand, touched his mouth with the back of his hand, all the lipstick was wiped off, and after confirming that there were no traces left, he bent down and gently kissed Li Jiaoyang's lips.

There was silence for a moment.