The Utopia of the Wastewood Prince

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"Do you usually like this look?" the man in the suit asked Shen Yi.

Shen Yi nodded, and asked blankly, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing." The man in the suit smiled, "It's just that I haven't dated this type of person. What do you do?"

"Entrepreneurship, Internet." Shen Yi paused, and added, "I was in finance before."

The man in the suit said: "Oh, the finance is so good, why can't you think about starting a business? Now out of ten start-ups, nine die. I don't know how many companies are registered and opened every day in the whole country. By the way, what do you do?"

"...Two-dimensional."

"Oh, Two-dimensional." The man in the suit said, "That Two-dimensional..." He talked eloquently, as if he could talk about any topic, Shen Yi didn't know how to answer it, no matter what he said was right or not , listen first.The main reason is that Shen Yi really doesn't have much experience in making friends in this field. He is familiar with the two-dimensional friend Mian Ji, but he is very unfamiliar with this kind of offline making friends who are too purposeful.

Shen Yi has privately registered several accounts on social platforms in the past two days, and after looking through them for a long time, there is nothing he particularly likes. Most of them are selfies in the gym, and he feels greasy again. 0 He doesn't like the unreliable kind either.

The man in the suit contacted him on his own initiative. After chatting privately for a few times, Shen Yi was not particularly disgusted, so he agreed to come out to meet him.When he first arrived, the man in the suit was shocked when he saw him like this. After he explained it, although the man in the suit looked calm, he still cared about this point.Shen Yi wanted to laugh in his heart, it turns out that there is also a chain of contempt between gay and gay.After staying for a long time, he found that this was no different from the weird dating posts written by many girls on the Internet. The other party always wanted to show off their knowledgeable side, which made Shen Yi a little helpless.

"Why don't we be more straightforward." Although the man in the suit asked him once on the Internet, he couldn't help asking again when facing Shen Yi, "What's your model?"

Not to mention sleeping with anyone, Shen Yi has never even dated anyone. Faced with this kind of problem, he can only rely on instinct to make up his mind, and then said to the man in the suit: "I think, I should be 1." Not loud, but sure.The man in the suit obviously had a relieved expression, and for a moment, he looked at Shen Yi again, with a strange expression on his face.

"Don't you believe it?" Shen Yi asked.

"This... I can't believe it unless I try it." The man in the suit laughed.The implication in his words was obvious, Shen Yi could hear it, but he was a little indifferent.The communication process of modern people is often very fast, and many words can be left behind in negative distance contact. Sometimes, whether the body is in tune is more favored than the personality.Before Shen Yi came out, he thought about this kind of question. He is not a person who likes to have close contact with strangers. Hearing the man in the suit talk like this, he suddenly felt that he might be a bit old-fashioned.

"So." The man in the suit asked, "Do you want to try?"

Shen Yi was hesitating, when a very frizzy voice came from beside him and said, "What are you trying, get out of here!" Shen Yi quickly turned his head, not knowing why Li Jiaoyang suddenly appeared here, standing menacingly In front of the man in the suit, it seemed as if he was about to pick up the man in the suit.

The man in the suit was also very surprised. He looked at Li Jiaoyang, then at Shen Yi, and then he understood something, and asked Shen Yi, "Your?"

Shen Yi shook his head: "No." And said to Li Jiaoyang: "Don't disturb my personal time on the weekend, okay? I'm very busy now, you should leave quickly."

"You don't even pick a better one, what are these?" Li Jiaoyang was very dissatisfied with this man in a suit, he looked very greasy, and his speech and behavior were very disrespectful to Shen Yi.Where can I open a room as soon as I come up?Sitting behind Shen Yi and the others, Li Jiaoyang couldn't sit still after listening to a few sentences, and decided to stage a mandarin duck fight to make Shen Yi wake up quickly. "You always say that I'm not good at aesthetics, and that's all you have to say?" Li Jiaoyang said angrily, "You really should order some shrimps like this!"

Shen Yi was a little annoyed, but the man in the suit was even more annoyed, and his voice became sharper when he became anxious.Just now, she was able to calmly talk to Shen Yi, but now she completely showed the attitude of a shrew cursing with Li Jiaoyang, and she almost scratched Li Jiaoyang's face with her orchid fingers.

Shen Yi was also a little surprised by this.

There was commotion on their side, and everyone in the cafe turned to look at it. Shen Yi felt that he couldn't save face, and also found it annoying. He didn't want to fight, so he walked away by himself.Seeing this, Li Jiaoyang didn't care about the man in the suit, he chased Shen Yi and ran out.

"Little bird, little bird!" he yelled from behind, "Go slowly!"

Shen Yi's pace became faster, and Li Jiaoyang managed to catch up with him. Shen Yi said angrily, "Why are you following me? Is it too embarrassing? I was disturbed by you all weekend!"

"You spend a good weekend with this kind of dubious person?" Li Jiaoyang asked, "I think he is really annoying!"

"None of your business?" Shen Yi said, "Isn't it because I look a little more nonchalant?"

"You...you're pretty good-looking." Li Jiaoyang said subconsciously, "Could it be that you've been looking for a date recently?"

Shen Yi ignored him and walked forward.He was wearing high heels, half a head taller than Li Jiaoyang, and he stepped on the ground with a clattering sound.Li Jiaoyang walked beside him and said: "Let me tell you, when looking for a man, you really can't find this kind of braggart. He looks like a dog, but he doesn't have much knowledge in his stomach. I'm really not stopping you, but you Anyway, observe this person first, what if there is an infectious disease? Even if there is no infectious disease, what if he is a liar? What if I play fairy dance with you?" He crackled and said a lot of things that only appeared on social news , Shen Yi only replied to him: "Shut up! Even if I die from AIDS, it's none of your business!"

"Bah, bah, bah! What are you talking about!" Li Jiaoyang said, "All in all, I don't like that gay guy very much. He has plans for you at the first glance. I don't allow you to be together."

Shen Yi really wanted to hit Li Jiaoyang on the head with the 2.55 in his hand.

Why?Is Li Jiaoyang his father?Who did he need to ask Li Jiaoyang's permission to be with?Shen Yi was so angry that he almost lost his temper. It must be another theory of "wife is like clothes, brothers are like brothers and feet".If Li Jiaoyang can seriously say that if Shen Yi doesn't like his girlfriend, he will definitely break up with him, then he must be quite blunt and think that if Shen Yi finds someone he doesn't like, then Shen Yi should also be decisive. Set boundaries with that person.

This is brother.

"I hope you disappear from my sight right now, really." Shen Yi took a deep breath and said as calmly as possible, "Otherwise, I don't guarantee that I will commit murder or arson."

"Don't! Don't!" Li Jiaoyang said quickly.Next to them was a high-end shopping mall, so he pulled Shen Yi into it, "Don't be angry, let's calm down, can I give you a bag?" He stretched his arms around Shen Yi and entered the field, Shen Yi looked unhappy His expression and his dog-legged look are very much like a cowardly man who is about to bleed to make his girlfriend happy.

The lady at the counter likes this one the most, and she is very attentive.

"Should I buy cosmetics?" Li Jiaoyang picked up a deep rose red casually and asked, "Can I buy you lipstick?"

Shen Yi didn't want to speak, and turned his head to the side to express his refusal.This color really doesn't even know how to use it, so don't be ashamed of being an idiot straight man!

"Oh, don't be angry." Li Jiaoyang said softly, "If this one is gone, there will be another one, and it's not a handsome guy who can tear the sky, so there's nothing to be outraged about. What do you want? Next I'll find it for you next time."

I want someone like you——Shen Yi swears, he believes that even if he said it, Li Jiaoyang might creatively misunderstand it after being surprised for two seconds, and then introduce his brother to himself.Shen Yi felt very tired, extremely tired, more tired than walking ten kilometers in high heels.

What he didn't expect was that Li Jiaoyang started to make arrangements for himself: "It's not like I said, you should really find someone like me when looking for a boyfriend. The family background is clean, the character is good, there are no bad habits, and there is a sense of ambition, and... ..." He took off the bag hanging from Shen Yi's shoulder, "I'm still willing to carry the bag with me when I go shopping."

"It's all right." Shen Yi gave up the treatment, "You'd better do it, right?"

"That's right." Hearing the praise, Li Jiaoyang couldn't be more beautiful.

He kept his arms around Shen Yi, because he knew that the other party was a man and his good friend, so he didn't care about it, and didn't think much about it.But in the eyes of outsiders, he is just like Xiao Kai who is hugging a big beautiful woman, and he is cast with envy by passers-by.

Among these gazes was a very familiar one, which came from Li Mingyue.

To say that Li Jiaoyang really didn't read the almanac when he went out today, and encountered all kinds of strange things one after another.His sister, Li Mingyue, was going shopping with her best friend. Even though they were going shopping, neither of them could go to the same place. Isn't this Li Jiaoyang bringing Shen Yi?I just picked those cosmetics counters and women's clothing big-name stores, and then I met Li Mingyue.

To be precise, it was Li Mingyue who saw them, but they didn't see Li Mingyue at all.After all, Li Jiaoyang's white hair is still very eye-catching.Li Mingyue looked at it from a certain distance for a long time before confirming that it was really her own brother, but why was she still hugging a woman?Is there a situation?

Okay, you Li Jiaoyang, you're getting fatter, why don't you tell your parents if you have a girlfriend?

Li Mingyue's mischievous interest suddenly became apparent, and she secretly took a photo and sent it to her mother, Pang Wen. Pang Wen was watching a TV series, and when she saw such a photo sent by her daughter, she asked her what's wrong.Li Mingyue sued that Li Jiaoyang had a girlfriend and did not tell her family.

Is this okay?Pang Wen went to find her husband while being happy and angry, and said mysteriously that her daughter told her that Yao'er had a girlfriend.Li Ruili also took a look at it along with the fun, but he couldn't see the girl's appearance clearly in the photo, he could tell that the girl was half a head taller than his unlucky son, and said reluctantly: "This is too tall."

"What do you know?" Pang Wen said, "It's better to be taller, and Yao'er is not short, so the child born must be taller, and the tall one is so good-looking."

"He can do whatever he likes." Li Ruili said, "I just don't know what the woman's family background is like."

"It's fine to live in peace, it doesn't matter if you are ordinary." Pang Wen said, "You still don't know your son's virtues? It would be nice if someone could take a liking to him!" If Li Jiaoyang was present and heard Pang Wen's evaluation of herself, It must be said respectfully: You are really my own mother!

"Boss, I just don't have a certain character, and my career is not stable." Li Ruili said, "It's like playing around all day long. I think his company should be ruined as soon as possible, and come back home to help the boss. He is not too young. What's the matter with being like a child?"

Pang Wen didn't care about their work, and she was still immersed in the fact that her youngest son finally had a girlfriend and needed to set off firecrackers to celebrate.The progress in her mind was so fast that she even started to worry about the name of her future grandson.Then she hurriedly told Li Chenxing the news. Li Chenxing was busy and only saw it in the evening, and seemed quite happy.

Pang Wen immediately decided to call Li Jiaoyang home for dinner in the evening, as well as Li Mingyue and Li Chenxing. Li Jiaoyang had better be acquainted and bring his girlfriend back as soon as possible.

Where did Li Jiaoyang know these stories? When he received the call from Pang Wen, he still wondered what day it was today.

"What's wrong?" Shen Yi asked.

"My mother asked me to go home for dinner at night. It's so strange." Li Jiaoyang asked casually, "Do you want to go back for dinner with me? My mother said to cook me rabbit meat with three peppers at night. Absolutely..."

"Why should I go back with you?" Shen Yi really didn't know if Li Jiaoyang had the concept of "logic" in his mind.Even if it's normal to go home and have a meal with friends, who is Shen Yi trying to scare to death with his current attire?

"That's fine, I'll take you home first." Li Jiaoyang didn't force it, Shen Yi nodded, he was tired from today's torment, he just wanted to go home, take a shower and lie on the bed to play games.

An absurd date had also made him forget about it.

If it doesn't work this time, if it's a big deal, try the next one, he doesn't believe that he can't get rid of Li Jiaoyang's clutches!

Li Jiaoyang smelled the fragrance as soon as he entered the house, and shouted loudly: "Mom, I'm back!"

Today Pang Wen cooked some dishes by herself, and Li Chenxing was helping her clean up the table. When Li Jiaoyang came back, he said, "Go and wash your hands, just in time for dinner."

"Are you all back?" Li Jiaoyang stuffed a piece of meat into his mouth, and his tongue flinched from the heat.

"Well, Mom called you back." Li Chenxing said with a smile, and poured a glass of cold water for Li Jiaoyang to calm him down.

Li Mingyue leaned over and asked Li Jiaoyang maliciously: "Where did you go to play today?"

"Me?" Li Jiaoyang said, "I went out to hang out with my friends, what's wrong?"

Li Mingyue asked angrily, "What kind of friend?"

"Just a good friend." Li Jiaoyang thought to himself, isn't he with Shen Yi, what kind of friend can he be?

At this time Li Ruili came over, the family sat at a table, the children first thanked their mother for cooking hard today, Pang Wen took a sip of wine first, and asked Li Jiaoyang straight to the point: "My son, listen to you Sister said, do you have a girlfriend?"

Quiet.

"Ah??" Li Jiaoyang yelled, "My sister is hysterical?"